FabSwingers.com forum: Cake and Cunnilingus Day

By *ARKblonde OP Couple
1 week ago

london

Happy Cake and Cunnilingus Day...will you be celebrating???

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By *umfun24Man
1 week ago

wilmslow

"Happy Cake and Cunnilingus Day...will you be celebrating??? "

Certainly, but probably just celebrating the one half of it.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
1 week ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Is it? 🫢

Ahhh….well I have some cake here at least 😕

I’ll just have to visualise the other bit today.

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By *reative-mindMan
1 week ago

Exeter

Sadly I'm single and on a diet.

Sucks to be currently.

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By *erry 58Man
1 week ago

doncaster

Yes please , love getting my tongue into a muffin

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By *rafter69Man
1 week ago

upminster

Happy to have both today!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
1 week ago

Glos/London

You had me at cake

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By *hilly1515Man
1 week ago

shit out of luck on one half ..

cake I can fix that bit though

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
1 week ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

I'm dieting so I'll pass

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By *ornucopiaMan
1 week ago

Bexley

Did somebody mention cunniligus?..

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By *iz78Woman
1 week ago

wirral

I'm dieting but can I have 2 helpings of oral instead, please and thank you

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By *hilly1515Man
1 week ago

"Did somebody mention cunniligus?.."

that translated in my head to the

Did somebody say just eat advert

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By *earditallWoman
1 week ago

Lancaster

Well I wasn't planning on as I didn't know but it seems rude not to now.

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By *ARKblonde OP Couple
1 week ago

london

"Well I wasn't planning on as I didn't know but it seems rude not to now."

Exactly right...im sure now you've posted here the offers will be piling in to pop round with a pineapple upside cake 😉😈😋 🍰 🍍

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By *ornucopiaMan
1 week ago

Bexley

"Did somebody mention cunniligus?..

that translated in my head to the

Did somebody say just eat advert "

It was a reference to the one time Fab in crowd saying, "Did somebody mention cake?", which now appears to have passed into the annals of obscurity.

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By *earditallWoman
1 week ago

Lancaster

"Well I wasn't planning on as I didn't know but it seems rude not to now.

Exactly right...im sure now you've posted here the offers will be piling in to pop round with a pineapple upside cake 😉😈😋 🍰 🍍

Ha ha they can keep that,lemon drizzle or carrot cake though

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By *umfun24Man
1 week ago

wilmslow

You can do it Bruce !! Takes on a whole new meaning.

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By *hams123Man
1 week ago

London

I didn't know this was a thing. I don't have either unfortunately. Maybe next year.

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By *inkShyWoman
1 week ago

near Windsor

"Is it? 🫢

Ahhh….well I have some cake here at least 😕

I’ll just have to visualise the other bit today."

Just mould the icing to shape...

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
1 week ago

Manchester

Im more than happy to bake a cake for someone!

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By *ate2theparty808Man
1 week ago

Erdington

I’m game

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By *ensuallover1000Man
1 week ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Is it? 🫢

Ahhh….well I have some cake here at least 😕

I’ll just have to visualise the other bit today.

Just mould the icing to shape... "

😂😂 My sculpting skills are a bit off it seems and my artistic endeavours have subsequently produced what looks like a penis 😐

Oh well… when in Rome as they say….. 😜

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By *ew2buryMan
1 week ago

Newbury

Have your cake and eat it day.

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By *olo180Man
1 week ago

Greater London

"Happy Cake and Cunnilingus Day...will you be celebrating??? "

We’ll have had some cake!

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By *umfun24Man
1 week ago

wilmslow

"Have your cake and eat it day. "

Boom!!

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By *orphia2003Woman
1 week ago

Tonypandy.

Cake certainly.

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By *am3032TV/TS
1 week ago

Sutton in Ashfield

Would love both X

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By *he MinionMan
1 week ago

It will just be cake for me. 😪

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
1 week ago

Norwich

Not something you’d see on Bake Off.

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By *hilly1515Man
1 week ago

oh I get it .. ffs . duhh

I remember me nan always saying this to my grandad ...

it's fucking code ....

you can have your cake but eat it later ...

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
1 week ago

Barnstaple

Just off to the shops.

Will buy the cake……. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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By *hilly1515Man
1 week ago

blackforest

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By *ARKblonde OP Couple
1 week ago

london

"Just off to the shops.

Will buy the cake……. 🤷🏼‍♀️"

That is going to be a long drive 😉

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
1 week ago

Chester

Yes! TheHusband brought me a bavarian slice home 😉

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By *ARKblonde OP Couple
1 week ago

london

"Yes! TheHusband brought me a bavarian slice home 😉 "

Mmmm, yummy 😋

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By *hilly1515Man
1 week ago

"Just off to the shops.

Will buy the cake……. 🤷🏼‍♀️

That is going to be a long drive 😉 "
a good long drive is what I plan on giving after eating half a gateau

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By *ARKblonde OP Couple
1 week ago

london

"Yes! TheHusband brought me a bavarian slice home 😉

Mmmm, yummy 😋 "

And the cake 😉

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By *rknight4everMan
1 week ago

Banbridge

If only i had someone to celebrate with. Sounds like a great day to celebrate

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
1 week ago

Barnstaple

"Just off to the shops.

Will buy the cake……. 🤷🏼‍♀️

That is going to be a long drive 😉 a good long drive is what I plan on giving after eating half a gateau

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By *eliWoman
1 week ago

"Happy Cake and Cunnilingus Day...will you be celebrating??? "

No because jam roly poly isn't a cake.

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By *lemFandango88Woman
1 week ago

Thirsk

I've got the birthday cake from work but sadly nobody ate my pussy.

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By *ruella DeThrillWoman
1 week ago

Essex

Dammit

Looks like. KitKat & a wank for me then 🤣

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By *hilly1515Man
1 week ago

"Just off to the shops.

Will buy the cake……. 🤷🏼‍♀️

That is going to be a long drive 😉 a good long drive is what I plan on giving after eating half a gateau

gateaux gets me giddy

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
1 week ago

Chester

"Dammit

Looks like. KitKat & a wank for me then 🤣"

Oh-my-god that made me laugh 😂 🤪 😂

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By *ARKblonde OP Couple
1 week ago

london

"Dammit

Looks like. KitKat & a wank for me then 🤣"

Lol 🤣

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By *ew2buryMan
1 week ago

Newbury

"Dammit

Looks like. KitKat & a wank for me then 🤣"
two fingers or four ?

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By *vaRoseWoman
1 week ago

Ankh-Morpork

I had no idea this was a thing

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By *ARKblonde OP Couple
1 week ago

london

"I had no idea this was a thing "

You're welcome, pop round if you'd like a demonstration 😉

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By *xydadbodMan
1 week ago

towcester

I didnt know this 😅 is had cake earlier.. have to admit.. was creamier than I realised... almost made a mess of my mouth 😜😂

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By *regen1000Man
1 week ago

Erith

Ok. I have managed one half. Don't thinking have any cake at home. Does beer count?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
1 week ago

North West

B is baking a Dutch apple cake! 🎉😈

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By *regen1000Man
1 week ago

Erith

"B is baking a Dutch apple cake! 🎉😈"

Not in a Dutch oven i hope!

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
1 week ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

I dont have either 😭😭

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
1 week ago

North West

"B is baking a Dutch apple cake! 🎉😈

Not in a Dutch oven i hope!"

😆 that would be a very inefficient and rather unpleasant way to cook.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
1 week ago

Round the bend

Damn. We're all out of cake

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By *hilly1515Man
1 week ago

"Damn. We're all out of cake

fuck med id you hear that all the way from Wolverhampton...

What do you get up to at home .

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By *earditallWoman
1 week ago

Lancaster

Well it looks like just the cake for me ffs

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By *hilly1515Man
1 week ago

"Well it looks like just the cake for me ffs

jesuuuus christ you have even better hearing

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By *sm265Woman
1 week ago

Perthshire

Best I'm likely to get is a slightly stale digestive out the bottom of the biscuit barrel.

Maybe next year....

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By *orkshirebarmanMan
1 week ago

Halifax

"Best I'm likely to get is a slightly stale digestive out the bottom of the biscuit barrel.

Maybe next year...."

I have some chocolate covered ones if that’s an improvement

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By *sWyldWoman
1 week ago

Edinburgh

I've got cake and memories of the other

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By *hilly1515Man
1 week ago

"I've got cake and memories of the other "

Bank cake ... mmm wonder what type of cake that is

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By *haved man40Man
1 week ago

Stamford

I'm waiting patiently for my cake. When it arrives I'm eating it all until I get the cream out.

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
1 week ago

Barnstaple

"Just off to the shops.

Will buy the cake……. 🤷🏼‍♀️

That is going to be a long drive 😉 a good long drive is what I plan on giving after eating half a gateau

gateaux gets me giddy

F*ck!!! Forgot to get cake!

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By *hilly1515Man
1 week ago

"Just off to the shops.

Will buy the cake……. 🤷🏼‍♀️

That is going to be a long drive 😉 a good long drive is what I plan on giving after eating half a gateau

gateaux gets me giddy

F*ck!!! Forgot to get cake! "

I noticed

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By *ambiThistleCouple
7 days ago

Coulston

We definitely celebrated - Lemon Muffin was first

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By *est-Yorkshire-GentMan
7 days ago

Leeds

I’ve missed cake and cunnilingus day?! Dammit 😕

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By *he MinionMan
7 days ago

I didnt even get cake 😪

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
7 days ago

La La Land

"I didnt even get cake 😪"

I missed out on both 😭

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By *ourpornfixMan
7 days ago

East Cheshire

I like an eclair where I can run my tongue along the slit in a suggestive manner. Works best if there's a Claire around.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
7 days ago

Glos/London

I still have cake to share

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
7 days ago

La La Land

"I still have cake to share

If you have a spare clit handy, I'll be with you in 5

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By *om_38Man
7 days ago

stoke

Now this is day to celebrate

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By *tephanie 9090TV/TS
7 days ago

BISHOP

Stephanie loves chocolate tart and fresh cream...

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By *hilly1515Man
7 days ago

Er don't shoot the messenger...

it was yesterday..

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By *lack King DomMan
7 days ago

London

"Happy Cake and Cunnilingus Day...will you be celebrating??? "

Should be everyday

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By *ornucopiaMan
7 days ago

Bexley

"Happy Cake and Cunnilingus Day...will you be celebrating???

Should be everyday "

Could somebody clarify whether this was just a Fab event or actually a national or, even, an international event?

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By *hilly1515Man
7 days ago

"Happy Cake and Cunnilingus Day...will you be celebrating???

Should be everyday

Could somebody clarify whether this was just a Fab event or actually a national or, even, an international event?"

could not get a clear answer they all seemed to have had there mouths full in some way or another .

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By *eyeYCouple
7 days ago

Nr Leicester

I'm definitely onboard with this, sending D a message to get me cake on his way home 😈😘

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By *ingzMan
7 days ago

Liverpool

Cream horn anyone?

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By *ourpornfixMan
7 days ago

East Cheshire

"Happy Cake and Cunnilingus Day...will you be celebrating???

Should be everyday

Could somebody clarify whether this was just a Fab event or actually a national or, even, an international event?"

There have been strenuous attempts to put Cake & Cunnilingus Day on the international calendar, but the existence of two rival organisations has complicated matters considerably. The Global Cunnilingus Group and the World Wide Wet Federation differ widely on such things as weight ranges and pro-am divisions, and while WWW has a relaxed view of doping, GCG issues lifetime bans against miscreants. Although they agree broadly on the concept of cake, the detailed definition is a matter of heated debate. Frankly, all these differences could be resolved with a little goodwill on both sides, but they both seem determined to lick the other side into submission.

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By *he Gentleman.Man
7 days ago

Sitlington

"Happy Cake and Cunnilingus Day...will you be celebrating??? "
love both but have to be sparing with the cake unfortunately...

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
7 days ago

Epsom

OMG the perfect day does exist 🤩

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By *ergus1622Man
7 days ago

Dundee

Is that not a normal day?

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
7 days ago

South Wales

Sadly it’ll have to just be the cake as my husband is working away xx 😄

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By *hinstrapMan
7 days ago

sheffield

Always up for a sesh of cake and cunny. But will probably just be cake ha

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
7 days ago

Motherwell

I have tried ice cream Mars bar and cunnilingus with a female friend (inspired by a MJ story with MF)it was very cold and sticky but a lot of fun for us both.

Mx 😈

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By *anderingWelshGuyMan
7 days ago

Swansea

Fuck yes I'm in on that day 🙌🙌

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By *ARKblonde OP Couple
7 days ago

london

"Happy Cake and Cunnilingus Day...will you be celebrating???

Should be everyday

Could somebody clarify whether this was just a Fab event or actually a national or, even, an international event?"

Definitely international, Google it 😂😂😂😂😋😋😋😋🍰🍰🍰

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By *runkOnLustMan
7 days ago

West Yorkshire

I'd eat from behind so I get both at the same time

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
7 days ago

Glos/London

"Happy Cake and Cunnilingus Day...will you be celebrating???

Should be everyday "

It is!

Well, the cake part of things

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By *ray_BTWMan
7 days ago

Worcester

I certainly have today, with my regular fwb.....she tasted delicious 😋

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By *omeotherguyMan
7 days ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

"Happy Cake and Cunnilingus Day...will you be celebrating??? "

Every day is cake and cunnilingus day!

🤣🤣🤣

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By *arlos 0511Man
7 days ago

Manchester

I've got cake and an Aer Lingus flight to Dublin later.

Nearly got the whole shebang......but not quite

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By *eyeYCouple
7 days ago

Nr Leicester

He has bought a delightful GF chocolate cake, I look forward to to as languorous enjoyment of said cake with my legs akimbo and his talented tongue pleasing me 😈👍Y x

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By *evilinyouMan
7 days ago

Bristol

"Happy Cake and Cunnilingus Day...will you be celebrating??? "

I'll bring the cake

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By *ergus1622Man
7 days ago

Dundee

Two of my favourite things!

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
7 days ago

North West

"Happy Cake and Cunnilingus Day...will you be celebrating???

Should be everyday

Could somebody clarify whether this was just a Fab event or actually a national or, even, an international event?"

14th February - Valentine’s Day

14th March - Steak and a Blowjob Day

14th April - Cake and Cunnilingus Day

The second two are unofficial but widely recognised, particularly on social media

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By *igma01Man
7 days ago

Co Durham

Ah bugger I missed it. Having some cake tonight but it feels a tad anticlimactic

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By *riel13Woman
7 days ago

Northampton

Shit! I missed it... Only wanted the bloody cake!

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By *tannersMan
7 days ago

stanley

"Happy Cake and Cunnilingus Day...will you be celebrating??? "

Go on then, you persuaded me, pop ya flaps on my face

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By *iltsguy38Man
7 days ago

swindon

I never knew this day existed, and missed it anyway. Such a shame

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