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By *ex Holes OP   Man
7 days ago

Up North

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By *hams123Man
7 days ago

London

Sometimes. Depends on what I've eaten. We're humans. It happens.

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By *onin25Man
7 days ago

Durham

Sometimes in a nice way

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By *ickshawedCouple
7 days ago

Wolverhampton

How about I wedge you between my thighs and you can find out for yourself

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By *weetiepie99Woman
7 days ago

cardiff

Of roses. Yes.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
7 days ago

Up North

You can’t beat your own brand 🤷🏻

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By *peedyGMan
7 days ago

Telford

Protein farts are the worst!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
7 days ago

Up North


"Protein farts are the worst!"

Do you eat a lot of spuds?

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By *morousCouple8Couple
7 days ago

Cumbria

Women don’t fart. Facts.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
7 days ago

Up North


"Women don’t fart. Facts. "

him ^^

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By *ockdownlickdownMan
7 days ago

paisley


"Protein farts are the worst!

Do you eat a lot of spuds? "

Spuds... Protein? 🤦‍♂️

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
7 days ago

Up North


"Protein farts are the worst!

Do you eat a lot of spuds?

Spuds... Protein? 🤦‍♂️"

Oh dear. Male spuds 🤦🏻🤦🏻

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By (user no longer on site)
7 days ago


"Protein farts are the worst!"

Gym toilets 🙊🙊🙊🙊

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By *INKYLOVE69Couple
7 days ago

Chesterfield

Mine don't but hubbies do

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
7 days ago

Up North


"Protein farts are the worst!

Gym toilets 🙊🙊🙊🙊"

He likes the glory hole ^^

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
7 days ago

Bristol

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By *morousCouple8Couple
7 days ago

Cumbria


"Women don’t fart. Facts.

him ^^ "

I’m not sure he would agree..

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By *andleit1980Man
7 days ago

BRISTOL


"Of roses. Yes."

Imin

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
7 days ago

Bristol

The smell of my farts are a source of pride and shame in my life

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By *abman82Man
7 days ago

worcester

I never fart

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
7 days ago

Round the bend

I'll have you know my love Puffs smell like lavender on a sunny day

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By *hickthighs26Woman
7 days ago

your hotlist

Mine are Gipping

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
7 days ago

Up North

I’m going out in a limb here but a woman’s fart fucking stinks

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By *morousCouple8Couple
7 days ago

Cumbria


"I’m going out in a limb here but a woman’s fart fucking stinks "

You’re meant to fuck the arse, not the fart

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By *aster N NaughtyCouple
7 days ago

deal


"Mine don't but hubbies do "

Lol same here

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By *uitedGent.Man
7 days ago

Milton Keynes


"Mine are Gipping "

I feel like it’s a blessing I don’t know what that word means.

I’ll just tell myself it’s a northern word for ‘non existent’

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By *uitedGent.Man
7 days ago

Milton Keynes


"I'll have you know my love Puffs smell like lavender on a sunny day "

Is the only correct answer. (Unless you’ve been repurposing those little punches people put in their wardrobes)

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
7 days ago

Niche

Who says this ain't a sex site 🫶

I can feel it coming in the air tonight....

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
7 days ago

Up North


"Mine are Gipping

I feel like it’s a blessing I don’t know what that word means.

I’ll just tell myself it’s a northern word for ‘non existent’ "

Don’t Google it FFS

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
7 days ago

Bristol


"I'll have you know my love Puffs smell like lavender on a sunny day "

I thought a love puff was a fanny fart?

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By *uitedGent.Man
7 days ago

Milton Keynes


"Mine are Gipping

I feel like it’s a blessing I don’t know what that word means.

I’ll just tell myself it’s a northern word for ‘non existent’

Don’t Google it FFS "

I’ve reported myself to Google for inappropriate searches just so they lock my ability to search.

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By *luebell888Woman
7 days ago

Glasgowish


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Only when I eat brussel sprouts or broccoli.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
7 days ago

Up North


"Mine are Gipping

I feel like it’s a blessing I don’t know what that word means.

I’ll just tell myself it’s a northern word for ‘non existent’

Don’t Google it FFS

I’ve reported myself to Google for inappropriate searches just so they lock my ability to search. "

I’ll come visit you dude

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By *arlos 0511Man
7 days ago

Manchester

When I let rip, I just stare at the nearest person with a look of sheer disgust on my face while secretly wallowing in its splendour 🍑💭

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By *hickthighs26Woman
7 days ago

your hotlist


"Mine are Gipping

I feel like it’s a blessing I don’t know what that word means.

I’ll just tell myself it’s a northern word for ‘non existent’ "

Its a northern word for putrid

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By *elix SightedMan
7 days ago

Cloud 8


"The smell of my farts are a source of pride and shame in my life "

Same here. I recently dropped a pro level stinker in the print room and was beaming inside, right up to the moment the door opened and a hot chick walked in.

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By *uitedGent.Man
7 days ago

Milton Keynes


"Mine are Gipping

I feel like it’s a blessing I don’t know what that word means.

I’ll just tell myself it’s a northern word for ‘non existent’

Its a northern word for putrid "

There goes any chance of me wanking for the foreseeable.

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By *uitedGent.Man
7 days ago

Milton Keynes


"The smell of my farts are a source of pride and shame in my life

Same here. I recently dropped a pro level stinker in the print room and was beaming inside, right up to the moment the door opened and a hot chick walked in."

Why did I read this like I was in the film Superbad

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By *immers123Woman
7 days ago

South Molton


"Protein farts are the worst!"

Eggy

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By *mmaleiaWoman
7 days ago

Trowbridge

Absolutely

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
7 days ago

Up North

You’re all dirty buggers

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By *elix SightedMan
7 days ago

Cloud 8


"You’re all dirty buggerers "

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By *arkstaffsMan
7 days ago

Rugeley

Dropped a right smelly humdinger in the pub the other day.. cleared the bar.

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By *ark RumMan
7 days ago

Bucks

Is a pigs pussy pork? You better bring a hazmat suit

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By *ellhungvweMan
7 days ago

Cheltenham

I don’t wish to boast but….

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By *iddle aged and chubbyMan
6 days ago

Shefford

So I'm often told lol

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By *ate2theparty808Man
6 days ago

Erdington

I used to work with a bloke who would rip farts so loud you could hear them at the other end of the warehouse, but more amazingly than the sound, there was no smell to them, the exact opposite of silent but deadly.

Mine stink most of the time though.

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By *ubySohoCDTV/TS
3 days ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Yes, yes they do

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By *aitonelMan
3 days ago

Liverpool

Yes, but in comparison to TT26, no.

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