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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just took a Parcel in for next door, their a great couple and game for a laugh so I've printed a label off and stuck it on the top which says,

Thank you for shopping at the Adult Male store, the contents may vibrate but you should not be concerned.

Please read the instructions fully before starting up this product and inserting.

Then I've stuck a smaller label on saying additional postage has been paid for by the recipient.

I'll pass it onto them at Tea time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is so wicked.....but fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol let us know how it goes!!!!!!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

lol I love it

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Be even funnier if it did contain toys lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Id like to know how it goes too

If they're a laugh no doubt they'll be plotting to get you back too,I know our neighbours would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will await the noise of the slap about 6pm...

good luck

fab lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing like living on the edge...Lol

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

lol,that is so wicked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I knocked on the door and gave them their parcel, Debs said thanks and off I went trying not to laugh, Mike knocked on my door a few minutes later shook my hand and said "you twat you had us both there we will get you back"

I still have tears running down my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We shall await the revenge report with interest lol, good one xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I knocked on the door and gave them their parcel, Debs said thanks and off I went trying not to laugh, Mike knocked on my door a few minutes later shook my hand and said "you twat you had us both there we will get you back"

I still have tears running down my face "

Nice one lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We shall await the revenge report with interest lol, good one xxx"

I'll be watching out for the revenge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I got Home early this morning and the Neighbours have parked their Car on my drive, I can't get my Car onto the drive now and there's a note been put through the door saying, Hi Kev thanks for the Parcel see you Saturday !

Now what shall I do to get them back ? thinking about dismantling their Shed and putting it back up on their front Garden in a couple of weeks when their away again

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Ha ha Very funny...

Good idea with the shed thou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what will you say if they dont bat a eyelid take it and complain that it was late lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Order a skip and have it placed on their drive... to be collected in two weeks time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive round a little till you find a house for sale sign ( with the little sold label on too ) .

" borrow " the sign, place it in your neighbours garden late Friday night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drive round a little till you find a house for sale sign ( with the little sold label on too ) .

" borrow " the sign, place it in your neighbours garden late Friday night "

A 'condemned' sign would have a better impact hehehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drive round a little till you find a house for sale sign ( with the little sold label on too ) .

" borrow " the sign, place it in your neighbours garden late Friday night "

That's a good idea but they will know straight away, I need something a little more devious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put an ad in the paper saying all their furniture is for sale, and say to apply in person because the phone has been disconnected.

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

sounds wicked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shove a cucumber through their letter box Shouting "THE MARTIANS HAVE LANDED"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put an ad in the paper saying all their furniture is for sale, and say to apply in person because the phone has been disconnected. "

or create a profile on fabswingers including some pics from the web and include their phone number

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shove a cucumber through their letter box Shouting "THE MARTIANS HAVE LANDED" "

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put some dye in the hot water header tank, so the bath fills with coloured water

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