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" a chicken in the wild like proper wild .." Nor a hamster ✨️ | |||
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" a chicken in the wild like proper wild .. Nor a hamster ✨️" Nor a goldfish | |||
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" a chicken in the wild like proper wild .. Nor a hamster ✨️" exactly | |||
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" a chicken in the wild like proper wild .. Nor a hamster ✨️ Nor a goldfish " Mind blown 😅✨️ | |||
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"I have never seen a duck duck." Nor a peeking one 😅✨️ | |||
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"… seen a Donkey walk backwards. I don’t know if they can or not, but I’ve never seen it! What have you never seen!? " A fish drown. | |||
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" a chicken in the wild like proper wild .. Nor a hamster ✨️ Nor a goldfish Mind blown 😅✨️" But why where do they come from double mind pooped .. I am phoning pets at home tomorrow and I going to demand answers | |||
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"Seen a baby pigeon " Agreed! Some great responses! I need to be on the lookout for some of these! | |||
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"Never seen a BMW driver use an indicator "Oi I indicate! I even make the sound…”cutting through, mind out” 😂 | |||
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"Seen a baby pigeon " Our old ginger tomcat used to love ‘em, when they fell out of the nest, the only birds he could catch, poor arthritic old boy! | |||
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"Never seen a BMW driver use an indicator
Oi I indicate! I even make the sound…”cutting through, mind out” 😂"Do German cars have brake lights, never see ‘em lit! | |||
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"Seen a baby pigeon " Thats because pigeons are secretly cameras drone used by the government to monitor you 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Seen a baby pigeon " I have one fell out of a tree near my house years ago and my daughter wanted to rescue it,so ended up taking it to an animal care thing,ugly looking little thing they told us it was a pigeon she wanted to keep it.  | |||
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"Seen a baby pigeon " They resemble the Witches from Roald Dahl's The Witches | |||
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" a chicken in the wild like proper wild .. Nor a hamster ✨️ Nor a goldfish Mind blown 😅✨️ But why where do they come from double mind pooped .. I am phoning pets at home tomorrow and I going to demand answers " Haha update needed ✨️ | |||
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"Seen a penguins legs" I'm sure I seen them in a david Attenborough docu...now im full of self doubt 😅✨️ | |||
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"Seen a penguins legs I'm sure I seen them in a david Attenborough docu...now im full of self doubt 😅✨️" I’ve never seen David Attenborough’s legs either! | |||
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"Seen a penguins legs I'm sure I seen them in a david Attenborough docu...now im full of self doubt 😅✨️ I’ve never seen David Attenborough’s legs either!" Then you need to pay more attention ✨️ | |||
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"Seen a penguins legs I'm sure I seen them in a david Attenborough docu...now im full of self doubt 😅✨️ I’ve never seen David Attenborough’s legs either! Then you need to pay more attention ✨️" You sure it was his legs? Like the so called penguin legs!?! | |||
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"I have never seen Vampirelove in my bed "You’ve had the windows closed so I couldn’t fly in 😂😂 | |||
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"I have never seen Vampirelove in my bed
You’ve had the windows closed so I couldn’t fly in 😂😂"Total fib,my windows are always open 😆😆 | |||
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" or lurcher fuck a rabbit .. go on its coming some body say it "What? Proper fucked?  | |||
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"Met a friendly South African and that’s not bloody surprising, coz they’re a bunch of ignorant bast@rods with no sense of humour…… you’ll need to be of a certain vintage to know what I’m talking about. It was a Spitting Image song. " I've met 3 South Africans. One was a miserable cunt who couldn't understand humour. One was kinda funny making crap jokes and understanding humour. The other was fucking hilarious, then trauma dumped on us showing CCTV footage of his brother's home getting raided by armed thugs with a shoot out ensuing | |||
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"I’ve never seen a Cadbury crème egg which didn’t quite suddenly and entirely unexpectedly ..vanish as if it was never there. Weird." Mines still there 😉 | |||
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"I’ve never seen a Cadbury crème egg which didn’t quite suddenly and entirely unexpectedly ..vanish as if it was never there. Weird. Mines still there 😉" Only because I'm too far away. | |||
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"PS. No chocolate. Just the unopened eggs were on eBay. " I have never known you could buy that! | |||
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"I’ve never seen a Cadbury crème egg which didn’t quite suddenly and entirely unexpectedly ..vanish as if it was never there. Weird. Mines still there 😉 Only because I'm too far away. "Ooops! Eggs have now gone.  | |||
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"I’ve never seen a Cadbury crème egg which didn’t quite suddenly and entirely unexpectedly ..vanish as if it was never there. Weird. Mines still there 😉 Only because I'm too far away.
Ooops! Eggs have now gone. "Damn. I'll get some and put them to one side and live in hope. | |||
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"Met a friendly South African and that’s not bloody surprising, coz they’re a bunch of ignorant bast@rods with no sense of humour…… you’ll need to be of a certain vintage to know what I’m talking about. It was a Spitting Image song. " What about Breyten Breytenbach? | |||
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"I’ve never seen a Cadbury crème egg which didn’t quite suddenly and entirely unexpectedly ..vanish as if it was never there. Weird. Mines still there 😉 Only because I'm too far away.
Ooops! Eggs have now gone.
Damn. I'll get some and put them to one side and live in hope.
"Or should I say, never have I not got any. Eggs for breakfast again today. They’re just not on my profile picture anymore | |||
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" a chicken in the wild like proper wild .. Nor a hamster ✨️ Nor a goldfish Mind blown 😅✨️ But why where do they come from double mind pooped .. I am phoning pets at home tomorrow and I going to demand answers Haha update needed ✨️" update uno. goldfish. The lady I spoke to was very helpful... slammed the phone down on me when I asked if she wanted to see my goldfish though 
Their story begins in ancient China with a rather plain-looking fish: the Prussian Carp (Carassius gibelio). These carp are a silvery-grey or bronze color, a far cry from the brilliant oranges and reds we associate with goldfish. They are incredibly hardy, which is a trait their descendants definitely inherited.
Centuries ago, fish farmers during the Jin dynasty noticed natural genetic mutations that produced yellow and orange scales in these carp. Instead of eating them, they began to selectively breed them in ornamental ponds. These prized fish became a symbol of luck and fortune, and the art of goldfish breeding was born. Every single fancy goldfish variety you see today, from the elegant Ryukin to the bubbly-cheeked Celestial Eye, can trace its lineage back to these humble wild carp.
Somebody else may need to phone for the other two, I think I have call barred .. | |||
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"… seen a Donkey walk backwards. I don’t know if they can or not, but I’ve never seen it! What have you never seen!? " Try standing in front of a donkey in a narrow alleyway, then fart really loudly. That will give you your best chance of fulfilling your dream. Hope this helps | |||
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" a chicken in the wild like proper wild .. Nor a hamster ✨️ Nor a goldfish Mind blown 😅✨️ But why where do they come from double mind pooped .. I am phoning pets at home tomorrow and I going to demand answers Haha update needed ✨️ update uno. goldfish. The lady I spoke to was very helpful... slammed the phone down on me when I asked if she wanted to see my goldfish though
Their story begins in ancient China with a rather plain-looking fish: the Prussian Carp (Carassius gibelio). These carp are a silvery-grey or bronze color, a far cry from the brilliant oranges and reds we associate with goldfish. They are incredibly hardy, which is a trait their descendants definitely inherited.
Centuries ago, fish farmers during the Jin dynasty noticed natural genetic mutations that produced yellow and orange scales in these carp. Instead of eating them, they began to selectively breed them in ornamental ponds. These prized fish became a symbol of luck and fortune, and the art of goldfish breeding was born. Every single fancy goldfish variety you see today, from the elegant Ryukin to the bubbly-cheeked Celestial Eye, can trace its lineage back to these humble wild carp.
Somebody else may need to phone for the other two, I think I have call barred .."😂😂😂 Absolutely brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"… seen a Donkey walk backwards. I don’t know if they can or not, but I’ve never seen it! What have you never seen!? Try standing in front of a donkey in a narrow alleyway, then fart really loudly. That will give you your best chance of fulfilling your dream. Hope this helps" Knowing my luck, he’ll charge forwards and trample me! | |||
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"I've been, done, seen about everything when I see a elephant fly" You mean you've never watched Dumbo ?!! 🤣 | |||
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" a chicken in the wild like proper wild .. Nor a hamster ✨️ Nor a goldfish Mind blown 😅✨️ But why where do they come from double mind pooped .. I am phoning pets at home tomorrow and I going to demand answers Haha update needed ✨️ update uno. goldfish. The lady I spoke to was very helpful... slammed the phone down on me when I asked if she wanted to see my goldfish though
Their story begins in ancient China with a rather plain-looking fish: the Prussian Carp (Carassius gibelio). These carp are a silvery-grey or bronze color, a far cry from the brilliant oranges and reds we associate with goldfish. They are incredibly hardy, which is a trait their descendants definitely inherited.
Centuries ago, fish farmers during the Jin dynasty noticed natural genetic mutations that produced yellow and orange scales in these carp. Instead of eating them, they began to selectively breed them in ornamental ponds. These prized fish became a symbol of luck and fortune, and the art of goldfish breeding was born. Every single fancy goldfish variety you see today, from the elegant Ryukin to the bubbly-cheeked Celestial Eye, can trace its lineage back to these humble wild carp.
Somebody else may need to phone for the other two, I think I have call barred .."Brilliant! I can sleep easy tonight now ✨️ | |||
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" a chicken in the wild like proper wild .. Nor a hamster ✨️ Nor a goldfish Mind blown 😅✨️ But why where do they come from double mind pooped .. I am phoning pets at home tomorrow and I going to demand answers Haha update needed ✨️ update uno. goldfish. The lady I spoke to was very helpful... slammed the phone down on me when I asked if she wanted to see my goldfish though
Their story begins in ancient China with a rather plain-looking fish: the Prussian Carp (Carassius gibelio). These carp are a silvery-grey or bronze color, a far cry from the brilliant oranges and reds we associate with goldfish. They are incredibly hardy, which is a trait their descendants definitely inherited.
Centuries ago, fish farmers during the Jin dynasty noticed natural genetic mutations that produced yellow and orange scales in these carp. Instead of eating them, they began to selectively breed them in ornamental ponds. These prized fish became a symbol of luck and fortune, and the art of goldfish breeding was born. Every single fancy goldfish variety you see today, from the elegant Ryukin to the bubbly-cheeked Celestial Eye, can trace its lineage back to these humble wild carp.
Somebody else may need to phone for the other two, I think I have call barred ..
Brilliant! I can sleep easy tonight now ✨️"Here to help, I said I would and I did. | |||
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"I have never seen a duck duck." What about a goose? | |||
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"Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate" All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain | |||
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"… seen a Donkey walk backwards. I don’t know if they can or not, but I’ve never seen it! What have you never seen!? " A swan break someone’s arm. | |||
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"… seen a Donkey walk backwards. I don’t know if they can or not, but I’ve never seen it! What have you never seen!? A swan break someone’s arm." That's probably because they can't lol | |||
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" What have you never seen!? " Two dogs fucking a badger while one of them uses a pigeon as anal beads. The mr | |||
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" What have you never seen!? Two dogs fucking a badger while one of them uses a pigeon as anal beads. The mr " I don’t know why this made me laugh so much! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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