FabSwingers.com forum: Miss quote someone

By *isser44 OP Man
1 week ago

fylde Coast

"There is no fucking like the fucking of a married woman, and those have have fucked married women long enough....and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter"

~ Ernest Hemingway

.....probably

Very very true though.

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By *ilverFoxLovesOralMan
1 week ago

Bath

As Mr Darcy rammed his cock inside her pussy, Elizabeth felt utterly delightful ... Jane Austen

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By *isser44 OP Man
1 week ago

fylde Coast

"As Mr Darcy rammed his cock inside her pussy, Elizabeth felt utterly delightful ... Jane Austen"

We must have seen different pride and prejudice

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By *ayBeeTV/TS
1 week ago

Winchester

"Gghagg gagh gaggh ghaaagh

gaghg ggahg gahggh"

- Mia Khalifa

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By *isser44 OP Man
1 week ago

fylde Coast

""Gghagg gagh gaggh ghaaagh

gaghg ggahg gahggh"

- Mia Khalifa"

Thats not a miss quote, ive definitely seen that one!

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
1 week ago

Sussex

"No new wars!"

"Full release of the Epstein files"

"I will bring prices down for Americans"

"America will be more respected than ever before "

Donald Trump

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By *umfun24Man
1 week ago

wilmslow

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking up women’s skirts.

Oscar Wilde

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By *alandNitaCouple
1 week ago

Scunthorpe

"We send the EU £350 million a week - let's fund our NHS instead"

"I think we are going to have to move to an insurance-based system of healthcare"

Nigel Farage

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking up women’s skirts.

Oscar Wilde

🤣

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By *alandNitaCouple
1 week ago

Scunthorpe

"The problem with quotes found on the internet, is that often they are not true..."

Winston Churchill

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By *aitonelMan
1 week ago

Liverpool

""There is no fucking like the fucking of a married woman, and those have have fucked married women long enough....and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter"

~ Ernest Hemingway

.....probably

Very very true though. "

Until you ask a married man.

(in before all the married men jumping in to defend their lady's honour despite it being a dig at them, not their partner. Hugs and kisses)

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By *appy-go- luckyMan
1 week ago

pothole city

It ain’t about how hard you fuck, its about how hard you can get fucked and keep fucking forward.

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By *orksRockerMan
1 week ago

Bradford

"Whatever doesn't kill you, must still hurt really bad"

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By *umfun24Man
1 week ago

wilmslow

A whore, a whore, my kink dom for a whore.

Richard III

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By *hyKentGuyMan
1 week ago

sheerness

He who laughs last, didn’t get the joke!

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By *etwife8230Couple
1 week ago

Newport

Everything done in the dark ,stays in the dark

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
1 week ago

Sussex

"I walked around a bit on my own".

I wandered around without anyone else"

William Wordswoth

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
1 week ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds

‘I am the daddy’

Darth Vader.

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By *ellsOMan
1 week ago

hull

One small step.........to the right, step to the left, criss cross!

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By *isser44 OP Man
1 week ago

fylde Coast

Keep them coming! haha some brilliant ones

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By *umfun24Man
1 week ago

wilmslow

Is that a shagger I see before me??

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By *ellsOMan
1 week ago

hull

We will bite them on the features!

Winston Spoonerism Churchill

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By *etwife8230Couple
1 week ago

Newport

One small step for man ,one giant step for Women

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By *otopaxiMan
1 week ago

nostalgia

‘Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou dick pic’

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By *elix SightedMan
1 week ago

Cloud 8

I’m gonna make her an offer she can refuse.

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By *hams123Man
1 week ago

London

Hadriaaaan! - Rocky Balboa

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By *indaCharmingDubMan
1 week ago

South Dublin

I saw, I came, I cum more

Julian Caesar

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By *uperSalopian7Man
1 week ago

Parts Unknown

"You miss 100% of the cumshots you don't take" Wayne Gretzky

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By *evilinyouMan
1 week ago

Bristol

I many not agree with you what your saying but I will defend your right to say it to the death (paraphrasing)

Most think it's Voltaire.

It was actually penned by his biographer

(One for kier starmer to reflect on)

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By *regen1000Man
1 week ago

Erith

Zig-a-zig ahhh! Baby Spice.

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By *uperSalopian7Man
1 week ago

Parts Unknown

The way to a man's heart is through his arsehole

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By *eorge AtazderMan
1 week ago

Exeter

No, Luke, I am your daddy bitch

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
1 week ago

Sussex

"We will bite them on the features!

Winston Spoonerism Churchill"

We shall fight on the football grounds, outside the Wetherspoons, in kebab shops and at the taxi ranks.....

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By *uperSalopian7Man
1 week ago

Parts Unknown

"I wank therefore I am" Descartes

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
1 week ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

We're going to need a bigger cock - Chief Brodie

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By *ostindreamsMan
1 week ago

London

The popular one on the internet:

"Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now. It's fucking over" - Warren Buffet

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
1 week ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds

👊🏼

Chuck Norris

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By *uperSalopian7Man
1 week ago

Parts Unknown

The penis is mightier than the sword

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By *ypersoonMan
1 week ago

WHITCHURCH, Shropshire

I love this thread, here's a few off the top of my head 😜

"To cum or not to cum, sincerely, that is the question" - Shakespeare

"Alas poor Yorick, he fucked me so well" - Shakespeare

"We're not doing it for the pussy, we're doing it for a shitload of pussy" - Lone Starr (Spaceballs)

"Pussy speed is too slow, we're gonna have to go to anal speed" - Dark Helmet (Spaceballs)

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
1 week ago

Chester

"As Mr Darcy rammed his cock inside her pussy, Elizabeth felt utterly delightful ... Jane Austen"

*spits coffee out*

😂 That's brilliant!!!

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By *idlandiaMan
1 week ago

Birmingham

I'm saving my self for marriage, I'm going to be a trad wife.

Bonnie blue

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By *umfun24Man
1 week ago

wilmslow

Fuck handles ……

Ronnie Barker

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By *DAnnette3TV/TS
1 week ago

Brighton

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking up women’s skirts.

Oscar Wilde

An arresting sight these days.

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By *umfun24Man
1 week ago

wilmslow

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking up women’s skirts.

Oscar Wilde

An arresting sight these days. "

Double miss quote on my part. It should be, we are all lying in the gutter 🤣

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By *-HULLHEREMan
1 week ago

Hull

I'm pink, therefore I'm spam.

Rene Descartes.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
1 week ago

Sussex

"I'm pink, therefore I'm spam.

Rene Descartes."

c/o Monty Python's The Philosophers' Song:

I drink, therefore I am

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
1 week ago

Sussex

Is this a dagger I see before me, or wot?

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By *hickthighs26Woman
1 week ago

your hotlist

I am maximus dickus biggus

commander of the weapon of the North, General of the massive schlong region, loyal servant to the bumming brigade, Friend to a gaping bumhole, husband to a slutty hotwife. And I will stick it in holes, on this site or another

Maximus decimus aurealis

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By *ate2theparty808Man
1 week ago

Erdington

I have seen attachments on fire on the wing of a Ford Orion

I have seen wooden beams in a pub in Oxford

One day they will be gone forever like white dog shit and ward sisters.

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By *isser44 OP Man
1 week ago

fylde Coast

"I have seen attachments on fire on the wing of a Ford Orion

I have seen wooden beams in a pub in Oxford

One day they will be gone forever like white dog shit and ward sisters."

Now this is obscure....I like it. Rutger would be proud.

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By *isser44 OP Man
1 week ago

fylde Coast

"I am maximus dickus biggus

Maximus decimus aurealis"

Are you not impregnated!! ARE YOU NOT IMPREGNATED!

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By *hickthighs26Woman
1 week ago

your hotlist

"I am maximus dickus biggus

Maximus decimus aurealis

Are you not impregnated!! ARE YOU NOT IMPREGNATED! "

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *hams123Man
1 week ago

London

"I am maximus dickus biggus

Maximus decimus aurealis

Are you not impregnated!! ARE YOU NOT IMPREGNATED!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Russell Crowe needs to do this.

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By *hams123Man
1 week ago

London

Where are the hotwives? WHERE ARE THEY?! - Batman

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By *hams123Man
1 week ago

London

The greatest journey begins with a single misstep

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By *elix SightedMan
1 week ago

Cloud 8

This poo shall pass

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By *hams123Man
1 week ago

London

You shall not pass wind! - Gandalf.

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By *ndycoinsMan
1 week ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

""We send the EU £350 million a week - let's fund our NHS instead"

"I think we are going to have to move to an insurance-based system of healthcare"

Nigel Farage"

That was Johnson.

Privatised or insurance based NHS has been ruled out.By the way,Labour since Blair has done more privatisation of the NHS than anyone,from PFI to Andy Burnhams so called reforms which the taxpayer will be funding to around 2060.

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