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"I’m in "Hi Simon. My husband is working away this week so I’m looking to have some fun. Are you interested? *flaps pic attached* | |||
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Hi Simon. My husband is working away this week so I’m looking to have some fun. Are you interested?
*flaps pic attached*"Brilliant this is exactly what I was hoping would happen 😀 | |||
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"In" NellsO MMMMMM! I could suck your cock for hours. | |||
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"Interesting, I'm in. Do your worst " FAF ??  | |||
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"I’m in "FAF now! | |||
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"I’m in FAF now!"😂 | |||
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"I’m in "Get your coat, you've pulled! 😉 | |||
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"Sure, I'm in" Meet now. You won't be disappointed. | |||
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"Interesting, I'm in. Do your worst " im near to you now, wanna meet! | |||
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"In" BBC? I’d pay my licence fee for you! Lol | |||
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"In BBC? I’d pay my licence fee for you! Lol" Apologies, I even made myself feel a little queasy with that one 🤢 | |||
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"I'm in " Woke up horny as fuck, wanna watch me cum on cam? | |||
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"Interesting, I'm in. Do your worst " Would you be interested in spending a weekend in a hotel with me? You can chooses a 4* star hotel and all of your food and drinks will be pair for. You have the discretion to buy yourself gifts on my credit card for the duration of your stay. I would like you to keep my cock caged and humiliate me for the whole weekend. * an actual message I have recieved not once, but twice. | |||
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"I'm in Woke up horny as fuck, wanna watch me cum on cam? " Oh and in  | |||
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"In" Would you be interested in a kinky pimp and pr$stitute arrangement? *actual message received. | |||
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"In " Morning Glory here if you wanna watch me drain it. Don't be shy come watch me stroke myself on cam and unload over desk imagining it's over your face xxx *actual message | |||
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"Interesting, I'm in. Do your worst Would you be interested in spending a weekend in a hotel with me? You can chooses a 4* star hotel and all of your food and drinks will be pair for. You have the discretion to buy yourself gifts on my credit card for the duration of your stay. I would like you to keep my cock caged and humiliate me for the whole weekend. * an actual message I have recieved not once, but twice. " And you took them up on it each time - shameless hussy  | |||
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"I'm in " Can I fuck you right now? Feed you c$ke and fucking shag you hard. Would love to get pegged with a strap on. *real message received. | |||
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"Sure, I'm in" I just cum over your pfp wanna see | |||
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"I’m in "Can we meet? Includes 17 pictures of my gaping arsehole from various angles and one of yourself. *real message sent to me. | |||
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"Interesting, I'm in. Do your worst " Your saliva drips from the tip of my cock as I pull it out of your mouth… You gasp for air and your eyes run with mascara down your cheeks… I slap your face and tell you to be a good little fuck hole before I plunge my cock down your throat again. CNC BDSM rough fucking…I promise I have a gentle side that you’ll find in aftercare. Respond in some way if you’re capable of understanding what’s required of you 😈 *actual message received This is easier than anticipated 🤭 | |||
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"Hi All. Very nervous. Im a crossdresser who needs a bit of help " LOVE your legs, if you were naked I'd ruin you | |||
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"I’m in" Great pic! better without the boxers | |||
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"Interesting, I'm in. Do your worst " Nice pics, I can tell you’re a classy guy. Just wanted to send you a nice message because I bet you don’t get many of those on here. From a nice genuine actual woman who is actually genuine and nice. | |||
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"Interesting, I'm in. Do your worst Nice pics, I can tell you’re a classy guy. Just wanted to send you a nice message because I bet you don’t get many of those on here. From a nice genuine actual woman who is actually genuine and nice." 😂😂😂😂😂 I bet he has to hear all sorts of horrible things like being called a slut and a bitch all the time. But I'd call him prince | |||
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"I’m in " DMuk I'll ruin your cock so much, you won't be able to walk for a month. | |||
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"Interesting, I'm in. Do your worst Nice pics, I can tell you’re a classy guy. Just wanted to send you a nice message because I bet you don’t get many of those on here. From a nice genuine actual woman who is actually genuine and nice. 😂😂😂😂😂 I bet he has to hear all sorts of horrible things like being called a slut and a bitch all the time. But I'd call him prince" I know. It’s because we’re not like the other women on here. 😇 | |||
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"iam in " No pfp, are you shy I'd fuck the shyness out of you. 7 years without a meet is too long for a **** **** like you I bet you'd be up for me and my mate to come round right now and take turns with you. Were at the premier inn at Davenport. Where do you live is it Edgely says your 4 miles away. We'll come now. Hello Don't play with us baby Still there. Hiya, want to reconnect Missed you again Hello My mates not here anymore it would just be me. Slut | |||
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"Nice twist on these types of posts. I’m in if someone would be kind enough to do the honours" You're a right c*nt tease, aren't you? I'll sort you out, no problem. | |||
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"Nice twist on these types of posts. I’m in if someone would be kind enough to do the honours" To be honest I didn’t think it would work but there are some great answers | |||
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"Nice twist on these types of posts. I’m in if someone would be kind enough to do the honours You're a right c*nt tease, aren't you? I'll sort you out, no problem. " Hehe thank you | |||
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"Nice twist on these types of posts. I’m in if someone would be kind enough to do the honours To be honest I didn’t think it would work but there are some great answers " Definitely! | |||
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"Interesting, I'm in. Do your worst " Need you to come dressed like that to my closest Spoons I’ll wear trackies and my oldest T-shirt U look so hot in suit hun xxxxxxxxxxx | |||
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"Nice twist on these types of posts. I’m in if someone would be kind enough to do the honours To be honest I didn’t think it would work but there are some great answers Definitely!" Damn are we giving you ideas 😂 | |||
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"Nice twist on these types of posts. I’m in if someone would be kind enough to do the honours" You won't read this as you're an attractive man on here and get hundreds of messages but hi. *insert fanny photo* | |||
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"Sure, I'm in" Hi Someotherguy I'm staying in the travelodge in town so I thought you could come over and fuck me,I'm clean we can have a drink first if you want.. | |||
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"In " Hi Dd I could spank that arse all night long then give it a heavy hot load,Can I see your friends pics? | |||
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"I’m in" Hey, HairyW, me and my FB are available now. Here's the W3W - wank/fuck/fanny | |||
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"I’m in Hey, HairyW, me and my FB are available now. Here's the W3W - wank/fuck/fanny" I get messages like that from time to time already | |||
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" I am in I mean what's the worst that could happen. "Mmmmmmmm | |||
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" I am in I mean what's the worst that could happen. "Hi Chilly What's a classy looking woman like you doing on a site like this. Anyway here's a pic of me do you do car fucks or dogging? | |||
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"I'm in " Your shoulders would look better with my legs draped around them | |||
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"Sure, I'm in" Hi Someotherguy. Do you work at the building site near me? I’m sure I’ve seen you there. If you want you can come into my office and we can fuck. Maybe the other girls will want a turn on you too. Then we’ll send you back to work with cum dripping. | |||
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"Is it wrong that some of these would make me consider it? " Is it wrong if I cum whilst looking at you? | |||
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"Sure I'll play " You're photo's are hot you must be model and like fucks. Wanna ride this big boy? | |||
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"In " I'd like to be in you, using you as my own personal fleshlight | |||
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"I’m in" Hi sexy Hi Hey Heyyyyy Hi babe Hey Hi Hi Hello | |||
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"I’m in Hey, HairyW, me and my FB are available now. Here's the W3W - wank/fuck/fanny I get messages like that from time to time already " Can I wank over your pics? | |||
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"Sure I'll play " You look like a nawty slut who takes it raw. Here is a photo of me with my husband cropped out, I’m single. | |||
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"I’m in" How much do tou want for your worn knickers? | |||
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"I’m in The replies are hilarious, can’t wait 😂" Blow job now? | |||
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"Sure, I'm in" How about you leave the door unlocked, I spit on the hole I want to fuck and then leave once I shot my load. | |||
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"Is it wrong that some of these would make me consider it? " Want to come to mine so I can fuck you senseless and ruin you for anyone else. I can give oral for hours and I'm the best you'll ever have. I know you work long hours and it over a 2 hour drive away for you but I'll make it worth your while and you can leave at 5am so you can get to work on time tomorrow *actual message received | |||
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"I’m in The replies are hilarious, can’t wait 😂" Can I ride your face as if I'm in the grand national? | |||
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"This sounds like fun 😏" You’d look better with cum on your chest. | |||
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"Interesting, I'm in. Do your worst " Nice suit. Would look better on our bedroom floor. | |||
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"I’m in The replies are hilarious, can’t wait 😂" my mate and I have a hotel room, room number 23, you wanna meet for a good pounding! *actual message | |||
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"I’m in The replies are hilarious, can’t wait 😂" Oooopff I'd smash that energy drink then smash that cock all night darling, you free now I've emptied the van so we could go and find a quiet lay by I know of | |||
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"This sounds like fun 😏" You look like fun, but your profiles too long and you have too many clothes on | |||
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"I’m in The replies are hilarious, can’t wait 😂" When did you last have your shitbox smashed in? I’m free today, can drive if you can accom 👍🏼 | |||
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"Is it wrong that some of these would make me consider it? Want to come to mine so I can fuck you senseless and ruin you for anyone else. I can give oral for hours and I'm the best you'll ever have. I know you work long hours and it over a 2 hour drive away for you but I'll make it worth your while and you can leave at 5am so you can get to work on time tomorrow *actual message received " Are you on ancestry dot com? Any Geordie in you? No? Want some? | |||
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"Is it wrong that some of these would make me consider it? Want to come to mine so I can fuck you senseless and ruin you for anyone else. I can give oral for hours and I'm the best you'll ever have. I know you work long hours and it over a 2 hour drive away for you but I'll make it worth your while and you can leave at 5am so you can get to work on time tomorrow *actual message received Are you on ancestry dot com? Any Geordie in you? No? Want some?" Oh go on then seeing as you asked so nicely | |||
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"I’m in" Stanners you look fun Me and my mate have been out drinking,got snow and drinks here want 2 horny big cocks? | |||
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"I’m in The replies are hilarious, can’t wait 😂" Hi You are by far the most stunning guy I’ve seen on here. I’d love to chat | |||
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"Interesting, I'm in. Do your worst Would you be interested in spending a weekend in a hotel with me? You can chooses a 4* star hotel and all of your food and drinks will be pair for. You have the discretion to buy yourself gifts on my credit card for the duration of your stay. I would like you to keep my cock caged and humiliate me for the whole weekend. * an actual message I have recieved not once, but twice. " And all of a sudden I don’t feel special if as he’s asked all the females this. Surely not! 🤣🤣🤣 *and for the record, He got blocked 🚫 | |||
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"Nice twist on these types of posts. I’m in if someone would be kind enough to do the honours You won't read this as you're an attractive man on here and get hundreds of messages but hi. *insert fanny photo*"  love it! | |||
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"This sounds like fun 😏" Can I piss in your mouth? | |||
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"I’m in Stanners you look fun Me and my mate have been out drinking,got snow and drinks here want 2 horny big cocks?" 😱😱 2 ?? My poor bum hole | |||
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"I'm in" The door is open. You’re upstairs face down on the bed blindfolded. You hear me come in. I slide your boxers to the side and push my big girthy strap-on into your needy ass. You moan because I’m the best you’ve ever had. I spill my load into you and then leave without saying a word. | |||
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"I'm in" Hi bulldog Heyy xxx 😉 Do you like filthy men? I’d love to strip and play for you on cam. Tease you and get you all excited. Watch me slowly take everything off, lie on my bed and play with my throbbing cock 💦 I love anal play too if you would like to watch I have a 10” rubber cock! Watch me tease my ass with the tip whilst on all fours, then slowly slide my ass down the throbbing shaft | |||
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"This sounds like fun 😏 You look like fun, but your profiles too long and you have too many clothes on " That can always be amended in private 😈 | |||
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"This sounds like fun 😏" I wanna breed you | |||
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"I’m in " Love your profile babe. You look just like my kind out slut. Want fucked? | |||
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" I am in I mean what's the worst that could happen.
Hi Chilly
What's a classy looking woman like you doing on a site like this.
Anyway here's a pic of me do you do car fucks or dogging?"I don't normally but if you wear a mask , and make me put a satsumer in each mouth cheek whilst smashing me into the middle of next week, I will consider it, what type of car have got. | |||
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"I’m in The replies are hilarious, can’t wait 😂 Hi You are by far the most stunning guy I’ve seen on here. I’d love to chat " ??? | |||
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"In! come get it" I'd smash that cock all over and make you squirt n scream. | |||
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"In! come get it" As I fuck you I want you to call me Mummy! | |||
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"I’m in The replies are hilarious, can’t wait 😂 Hi You are by far the most stunning guy I’ve seen on here. I’d love to chat ???" Oh. You’re one of those. Think you’re something special. Too good to reply one. I didn’t fancy you anyway you slag. | |||
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"I’m in Stanners you look fun Me and my mate have been out drinking,got snow and drinks here want 2 horny big cocks? 😱😱 2 ?? My poor bum hole " It's ok I have lube | |||
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"This sounds like fun 😏 I wanna breed you" Too full of yourself to reply. Didn’t wanna fuck you anyway. Slut. (This is a typical follow up reply, not aimed at you 😘) | |||
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" I am in I mean what's the worst that could happen.
Hi Chilly
What's a classy looking woman like you doing on a site like this.
Anyway here's a pic of me do you do car fucks or dogging?
I don't normally but if you wear a mask , and make me put a satsumer in each mouth cheek whilst smashing me into the middle of next week, I will consider it, what type of car have got."Ford KA I've got grapes and a balaclava | |||
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"Jinx Cruella! 🤣🤣" 🤣 | |||
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"I in" Hey Beeman Excellent profile picture 😈 You must enjoy having your feet adored Really love seeing men try to suck the cum off their toes x | |||
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"I'm in" I love you xxxxxx FAF!!! | |||
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"I'm in I love you xxxxxx FAF!!! " Ooohhhh go on then | |||
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"I'm in " SexxyyDy11 Hy i would ruin u | |||
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"I'm in, shoot your worst shot.. PS. Ladies well done, brilliant read so far 😂😂😂 Some of the "actual messages" are also equally harrowing 😳 " Hi babes I have a good hard cock and love wanking over you thinking of you swallowing my cum I get hard quick after cumming I’d fuck your tight little petite arse all night  | |||
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" I am in I mean what's the worst that could happen.
Hi Chilly
What's a classy looking woman like you doing on a site like this.
Anyway here's a pic of me do you do car fucks or dogging?
I don't normally but if you wear a mask , and make me put a satsumer in each mouth cheek whilst smashing me into the middle of next week, I will consider it, what type of car have got.
Ford KA I've got grapes and a balaclava "I like doing it when it's raining outside.. maybe we could tailgate it, have you got any mates who can help out also | |||
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"I'm in, shoot your worst shot.. PS. Ladies well done, brilliant read so far 😂😂😂 Some of the "actual messages" are also equally harrowing 😳 " Hi, I know your profile says I’m the complete opposite of what you’re looking for, but because I don’t respect your boundaries, I’m messaging you anyway - hey, god loves a trier, right? P.S. here’s an unsolicited photo of my penis 🤨🫠 | |||
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"Im in.... 🤔" We haven’t met but I did notice you in the Asda self checkout earlier and couldn’t hide my wet match from the young cashier after I’d spaffed in my pants seeing you scan through a cucumber and imagining you sticking it up your arse when you get home. If you ever want a chat or a cup of tea, I can host. Read my verifications, I’m a normal female - nothing weird like. | |||
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"I'm in, shoot your worst shot.. Hi babes I have a good hard cock and love wanking over you thinking of you swallowing my cum I get hard quick after cumming I’d fuck your tight little petite arse all night "*swoon* have you got 3 mates and some snow? You can snort it off my ring and then all take turns | |||
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"Im in.... 🤔" Hi Spicy Do you like being used and a dirty little slut..I can accom hit me up and let me abuse you. | |||
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" I am in I mean what's the worst that could happen. "What’s if i told you i want to come to you, so i can rip your panties off with my teeth, spread your legs wide and suck your clit until your dripping in my mouth.. then I’d fuck your tight wet pussy so hard and fast until I fill you with my warm creamy cum *actual 1st message | |||
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"I'm in, shoot your worst shot.. PS. Ladies well done, brilliant read so far 😂😂😂 Some of the "actual messages" are also equally harrowing 😳 " Fit as fuck I want to lick your body and make your cock squirt. | |||
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"I'm in, shoot your worst shot.. Hi babes I have a good hard cock and love wanking over you thinking of you swallowing my cum I get hard quick after cumming I’d fuck your tight little petite arse all night
*swoon* have you got 3 mates and some snow? You can snort it off my ring and then all take turns "Ffs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Go on I'm in for shoots and gig "Hey sexy. You look like a right dirty little cum slut. Do you like it up the shit pipe? | |||
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"I’m in" You make my fiancé and boyfriend look like crap, what I wouldn't do to have that sexy face between my legs. | |||
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Hey sexy. You look like a right dirty little cum slut. Do you like it up the shit pipe? "Only on weekends 😂😂😂😂 | |||
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"I'm in, shoot your worst shot.. PS. Ladies well done, brilliant read so far 😂😂😂 Some of the "actual messages" are also equally harrowing 😳 Hi, I know your profile says I’m the complete opposite of what you’re looking for, but because I don’t respect your boundaries, I’m messaging you anyway - hey, god loves a trier, right? P.S. here’s an unsolicited photo of my penis 🤨🫠" You aren't what I'm looking for but I'll make an exception just for you.... Because you're so special. Thanks for blessing my eyes with your cock, I've never seen one before and yours is magnificent. I'm so lucky you found me 🥰 | |||
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"I'm in, shoot your worst shot.. " I saw you went to a club night near me. I couldn’t afford the entrance fee but deffo wanna bang you. Can you meet me at Tebay services and I can rock your world in my Mazda. | |||
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"I'm in, shoot your worst shot.. PS. Ladies well done, brilliant read so far 😂😂😂 Some of the "actual messages" are also equally harrowing 😳 Fit as fuck I want to lick your body and make your cock squirt." Talk about an offer I can't refuse 💦💦 I love a straight talking, really explicit stranger. I'M IN! 😍 | |||
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"Go on I'm in for shoots and gig "Hey What you at babes? Can I cum on your feet? You're hot as fuck, wanna meet up? Shy hun? | |||
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"I'm in, shoot your worst shot.. PS. Ladies well done, brilliant read so far 😂😂😂 Some of the "actual messages" are also equally harrowing 😳 Fit as fuck I want to lick your body and make your cock squirt. Talk about an offer I can't refuse 💦💦 I love a straight talking, really explicit stranger. I'M IN! 😍" Leave the door open will be there in half hour. | |||
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"Go on I'm in for shoots and gig "Dad is out, I’m upstairs I the bath listening to music and facing the other way. You have no idea I’m in there and walk in on me with my back to you playing away. You catch a glimpse of my throbbing… and debate whether to leave straight away or come over and take a closer look | |||
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" I am in I mean what's the worst that could happen.
What’s if i told you i want to come to you, so i can rip your panties off with my teeth, spread your legs wide and suck your clit until your dripping in my mouth.. then I’d fuck your tight wet pussy so hard and fast until I fill you with my warm creamy cum
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"Go on I'm in for shoots and gig "Hi. Wat u in2? | |||
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"I’m back in. Keep them coming please! Was initially funny but with reflection I feel shame…" Dad is out, I’m upstairs I the bath listening to music and facing the other way. You have no idea I’m in there and walk in on me with my back to you playing away. You catch a glimpse of my throbbing… and debate whether to leave straight away or come over and take a closer look | |||
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"I'm in, shoot your worst shot.. I saw you went to a club night near me. I couldn’t afford the entrance fee but deffo wanna bang you. Can you meet me at Tebay services and I can rock your world in my Mazda. " Such a classy services, you sure know how to treat a gal  I'll pay for you to get in the club next time and you don't even have to stick with me. I'll wing person and help you shag everyone in there because your sexual prowess deserves to be shared with the world 🍆 It would be my absolute pleasure 🧡 | |||
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"I’m back in. Keep them coming please! Was initially funny but with reflection I feel shame…" Good. I wanna bend you over and take your shameful little arse while you beg me for more. I’ll leave you pregnant and ruined for all other women. | |||
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"I'm in " Fuck your gorgeous I’d crawl over broken glass just to sniff your farts | |||
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"I’m back in. Keep them coming please! Was initially funny but with reflection I feel shame…" I'm gonna peg you so hard, your asshole will be gaping for a week. Meet now? | |||
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"Go on I'm in for shoots and gig "Can I suck your titties Mummy? Ps: I’m so sorry, that made me gip a bit | |||
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"In please. "I wanna bend you over and pound that tight arse. Your Mrs can watch | |||
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"I'm in, shoot your worst shot.. I saw you went to a club night near me. I couldn’t afford the entrance fee but deffo wanna bang you. Can you meet me at Tebay services and I can rock your world in my Mazda. Such a classy services, you sure know how to treat a gal I'll pay for you to get in the club next time and you don't even have to stick with me. I'll wing person and help you shag everyone in there because your sexual prowess deserves to be shared with the world 🍆 It would be my absolute pleasure 🧡"We can skip the club and I can borrow a nicer car if that’s a problem. Didn’t realise you were such an uptight arsehole. | |||
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"I’m in" Ever had all your holes filled? I’m out tonight with some mates. I’ll book the hotel | |||
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"Is it wrong that some of these would make me consider it? Is it wrong if I cum whilst looking at you?" Not at all, fill your boots 😁 | |||
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"In" I’m in your area, what you up to? Fancy a quicky in my van? | |||
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"Sure I'll play " Hey Sunkissedyorkie Been in garden hav u? Got a tan already lol do you sunbath (sic) in garden better get sum sun and fresh air on those bits lol lol I wudnt mind sitting on your sunkissed face lol lol | |||
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"I’m back in. Keep them coming please! Was initially funny but with reflection I feel shame…" Hey, you look like a man who's built to handle a TightWetPussy, fancy squeezing in to it some time? Most men can't handle how tight it is but I'd really love to be able to feel a cock balls deep in it. | |||
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"🫱( ‿ * ‿ )🫲 I’m in. Ignore the emoji. It’s just so I can tell if anyone replies " Hey, I like the vibe of your profile—especially the “taking a break but still around” part. I’m not here to rush anything either, just enjoy good conversations and see where they go. What kind of chats or topics do you usually enjoy the most? | |||
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"🫱( ‿ * ‿ )🫲 I’m in. Ignore the emoji. It’s just so I can tell if anyone replies Hey, I like the vibe of your profile—especially the “taking a break but still around” part. I’m not here to rush anything either, just enjoy good conversations and see where they go. What kind of chats or topics do you usually enjoy the most? " Oooohhhhh. *slow clap* | |||
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"🫱( ‿ * ‿ )🫲 I’m in. Ignore the emoji. It’s just so I can tell if anyone replies " Do you like what you see babygirl? I wanna glaze those titties with my hot load. Ps: I’m a heavy cummer | |||
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"🫱( ‿ * ‿ )🫲 I’m in. Ignore the emoji. It’s just so I can tell if anyone replies " Hey hun I am passing by London tomorrow. Do u accommodate- I can just go to yours, leave the door on latch, I come to u and milk your cock dry and them let myself out. No expectations at all. Let me know if interested hun | |||
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"🫱( ‿ * ‿ )🫲 I’m in. Ignore the emoji. It’s just so I can tell if anyone replies Hey, I like the vibe of your profile—especially the “taking a break but still around” part. I’m not here to rush anything either, just enjoy good conversations and see where they go. What kind of chats or topics do you usually enjoy the most? " I think we've actually had this one | |||
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"🫱( ‿ * ‿ )🫲 I’m in. Ignore the emoji. It’s just so I can tell if anyone replies Hey hun I am passing by London tomorrow. Do u accommodate- I can just go to yours, leave the door on latch, I come to u and milk your cock dry and them let myself out. No expectations at all. Let me know if interested hun " I’ve definitely had this one | |||
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"🫱( ‿ * ‿ )🫲 I’m in. Ignore the emoji. It’s just so I can tell if anyone replies Hey hun I am passing by London tomorrow. Do u accommodate- I can just go to yours, leave the door on latch, I come to u and milk your cock dry and them let myself out. No expectations at all. Let me know if interested hun I’ve definitely had this one " There was me thinking I was special | |||
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"Let's here the ladies chat up lines..." I’m outside of your age range but was hoping you’d make an exception because I have Daddy issues and want to serve you and meet all of your needs. I could even just come along and just clean up after you’ve been with a fwb. | |||
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"I'm in SexxyyDy11 Hy i would ruin u" Noooooo I am already in ruins 😔😔😔 | |||
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"Interesting, I'm in. Do your worst Would you be interested in spending a weekend in a hotel with me? You can chooses a 4* star hotel and all of your food and drinks will be pair for. You have the discretion to buy yourself gifts on my credit card for the duration of your stay. I would like you to keep my cock caged and humiliate me for the whole weekend. * an actual message I have recieved not once, but twice. " We had that too | |||
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"I’m in! " Stormy You look like you could do with a good pounding. Fancy filling my tight fooff with your dirty cock? I'll squirt all over you for the full experience. | |||
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