FabSwingers.com forum: This my neighbour. He is pain in my arseholes.

By *regen1000 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Erith

We all know that one person. The bad neighbour in your block, street, estate or even village.

This is your chance to rant.

How bad are they? Proper criminal or just irritating?

My neighbour is a pure narcissist. I have never known anyone have the police called on them so often by so many different people. Does it make it worse that she's female?

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By *lrightthenMan
2 weeks ago

Bradford

One of my neighbours has been blasting music out all night and is still going. Every weekend, almost every day. I've had to report it to landlord. Definitely on something. Guy screams like a grown toddler

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By *earditallWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancaster

My neighbour is bat shit crazy,we sometimes watch her doing crazy shit like hoovering her grass and chasing cats out the garden,its quite funny to watch.

Only thing that happens on my little close tbh as its pretty quiet so can't complain.

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
2 weeks ago

Reading

My neighbour called the police on me because I used to park my car on the road and not on my driveway. She left an 'anonymous' note on my car telling me that I was bringing down the tone of the neighbourhood by not parking on my driveway.

Think I was doing that just fine by driving around a clunker but whatever.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Everyone is pretty lovely here, but then it's such a nice street that the only time people move are when they snuff it.

The chap I'm joined on to is nice. I just wish he'd be a bit more active in maintenance as I have to creosote both sides of our fence as he won't

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By *aitonelMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

Don't forget there is likely a very high chance you are THAT neighbour.

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
2 weeks ago

Sunderland

We have some really irritating neighbours. Not unpleasant necessarily just really loud and inconsiderate, especially late at night.

My main life goal is to go back to living in the countryside

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By *kphooey43Man
2 weeks ago

Barnet

How bad are they? Proper criminal or just irritating?

One of mine supports Tottenham - pure criminal!

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By *artorialMan
2 weeks ago

weymouth

Following 8yr of abuse, intimidatory behaviour I ended up taking them to court (over a 2' boundary dispute which really was a rainwater discharge dispute). I won on all counts but I'm still awaiting costs (I've spent £90k so far) now it appears I'll have to engage a costs lawyer to get this back in court to get it enforced -

Fucking game of high stakes poker and it's weariy

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By *ink vixenCouple
2 weeks ago

Medway

My neighbour was banging fuck out of the wall at

2 AM this morning!

Luckily I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
2 weeks ago

cardiff

How many 'arseholes' do you have?

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By *2000ManMan
2 weeks ago

Worthing

All my current ones are lovely,

When I had a groundfloor flat, the upstairs were decent but kids used to run around forgetting I could hear it!

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By *regen1000 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Erith

"How many 'arseholes' do you have?"

I wondered if anyone would ask.

It's a line from the film Borat and is a popular meme format.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
2 weeks ago

East Sussex

Our previous neighbours were awful. She was alcoholic he was close to it. They engaged in illegal activities, threw dog poo at our walls and generally made our life a bit unpleasant. When they moved out we were happy

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By *oodmessMan
2 weeks ago

yumsville

Mine are crackpots, by that I mean crackheads. They moved in a couple of years ago and have brought the estate down so quick as they have a few houses around it. It's a good area but they're all high as kites and smash everything to bits - houses, cars or fight just because. The police don't seem to bother at all.

You will see a full kitchen getting thrown out of a window, but no arrests, no council action, it'll just get replaced for something else to get smashed a month later. I don't know what excuse is given but I want the name of their lawyers.

They're fell-in-a-sewer, never got out types.. with a hundred friends. The neighbourhood is slipping.. The Police don't bother arresting them just attend and disappear as I suspect having someone addicted and off their head in a cell is too much paperwork and will make their evening a bit bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"My neighbour was banging fuck out of the wall at

2 AM this morning!

Luckily I was still up playing my bagpipes. "

🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

See this is why I don't meet people at their homes ! 🤭

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
2 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

All my neighbours are pensioners, bloody sick of their weekly gangbang to be honest. I should probably stop going.

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham

It's the feral children that I don't like. And that's just mine.

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By *ellhungvweMan
2 weeks ago

Cheltenham

There is one neighbour who thinks the whole world revolves around her. She has fallen out with everyone but still thinks she is the one who is right. She called the police on one neighbour recently and then got irate with the police when they pointed out she was the one who was in the wrong. Total lack of awareness.

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By *erry 58Man
2 weeks ago

doncaster

I had a shared drive with my neighbour , but she always insisted it was hers and I shouldn’t use it .

I sought legal advice and was told I could put a fence down the middle , this I did and extinguished the rights of the drive way , opened my front up installed sliding gates , 2 car parking spaces and a fence to hide her ugly face

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By *eorge1949Man
2 weeks ago

Broadwaywr12

Perhaps l have been lucky, never had a bad neighbour, had a few odd ones, but then again perhaps they think I am odd too?

Where we are now is wonderful, nobody under 55, does that say something?

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"I had a shared drive with my neighbour , but she always insisted it was hers and I shouldn’t use it .

That's a bit harsh on your Mum.

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By *kphooey43Man
2 weeks ago

Barnet

"Perhaps l have been lucky, never had a bad neighbour, had a few odd ones, but then again perhaps they think I am odd too?

Where we are now is wonderful, nobody under 55, does that say something?"

Yes, it's says that the retirement home managers have them on the right medication (sedated and in straitjackets!)

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By *eorge1949Man
2 weeks ago

Broadwaywr12

"Perhaps l have been lucky, never had a bad neighbour, had a few odd ones, but then again perhaps they think I am odd too?

Where we are now is wonderful, nobody under 55, does that say something?

Yes, it's says that the retirement home managers have them on the right medication (sedated and in straitjackets!)

That explains it, they do release us for our lunch of mashed potatoes and cabbage, no gravy in case we spill it down our clothes.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
2 weeks ago

cardiff

"How many 'arseholes' do you have?

I wondered if anyone would ask.

It's a line from the film Borat and is a popular meme format. "

Never watched Borat. And too old to keep up to date with any memes

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By *obilebottomMan
2 weeks ago

All over

Sadly inconsiderate neighbours can make someone's life a misery and they just don't care. Especially those who think at the first sight of sunshine they can turn their tiny garden into a massive party place at the expence of every other neighbour and their happiness. Too many selfish people.

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
2 weeks ago

Sunderland

I don't think people realise how much a nightmare bad neighbours can be and how much it can affect your well being.

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By *m just me 78Man
2 weeks ago

Preston

I made the mistake of shagging the village nut job during covid......it was a moment of weaknes and needs must.She lived on the other side of the village,and after a bit of stress, managed to wriggle off her radar.....

So I thought, 6 months later, new neighbours are mov in next door, I hope they're nice ,I've always been lucky having good neighbours, next thing she comes out of her door, announcing she's moving in. 😲😲😲oh my days,my mates thought it was brilliant,they all dined out on it, On you knocking it through, so you don't have to go round.....and so on.

Anyway she went bandit,having parties every night of the week,coming in 1:30 in the m tunes on full whack waking me and my lad up were up at 5:30 ,banging on walls, she's a professional ASBO so I spent 6 months passing un the wind gutting nowhere,using the authorities,so decided to use estate law,I got up ,walked through her front door,house full of dickheads,went in her front room and ragged the lead of the stereo out of the plug. If I have to come round again,my foot will go through it,be my guest to try me il do it now,and carry on with this shit,il send the youths of the estate I grew up on ,round, and terrorise you till you move,we can all be cunts you know,and I'm a bigger one than you if wanna behave that way.

It did calm down,and then she met my hero,her now husband,I don't know how he's done it, but he's tamed a wild animal, I love him,it's so quiet now🙃

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By *ad NannaWoman
2 weeks ago

East London

I don't have a bad neighbour.

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By *m just me 78Man
2 weeks ago

Preston

Apologies for the spelling errors, my new phone is awful.

It's talking like the copper out of Allo Allo

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By *ad NannaWoman
2 weeks ago

East London

"Sadly inconsiderate neighbours can make someone's life a misery and they just don't care. Especially those who think at the first sight of sunshine they can turn their tiny garden into a massive party place at the expence of every other neighbour and their happiness. Too many selfish people. "

Once a year then.

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By *obilebottomMan
2 weeks ago

All over

Once a year then.

No idea what that post means. I know the type of people I am talking about and how selfish they are. Same ones that think are the only passengers on a plane, or the only guests in a hotel, or the only customers in a restaurant and so on.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"I don't have a bad neighbour.

Unless...

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By *ydaz70Man
2 weeks ago

Rotherham /newquay

Currently I don't have any problems I only have one neighbor and I've known them most of my life.but my last neighbor at my other house was a nightmare council police wouldn't do anything so I bought her lease kept putting rent up till she left then sold it.

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By *awtybikerMan
2 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

It’s probably me to be honest, I work shifts so come and go at various hours.

The motorbike isn’t exactly quiet, although I don’t sit there revving the hell out of it (often) 🤣

Oh and the dog barks at everyone who walks past or even looks at the house.

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By *eorge1949Man
2 weeks ago

Broadwaywr12

"Apologies for the spelling errors, my new phone is awful.

It's talking like the copper out of Allo Allo "

Yew kneed a spelling chequer

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By *eorge1949Man
2 weeks ago

Broadwaywr12

"Apologies for the spelling errors, my new phone is awful.

It's talking like the copper out of Allo Allo

Yew kneed a spelling chequer"

So do l - knead !

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By *eorge1949Man
2 weeks ago

Broadwaywr12

"How many 'arseholes' do you have?"

Many world leaders have two and they can speak through either at random!

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By *ubmissiveman2uMan
2 weeks ago

Cheshire

Closest neighbour 300 meters away

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By *utsackerMan
2 weeks ago

north east

They all ok at my house I live in now, first house I owned was a different story next door was owned by mr Singh who had the corner shop lovely bloke but didn’t give a shit who was in his houses preferred people on dole as rent got paid direct to him.

Completely ruined the house for us, it was just hassle the whole time including having to fight out front once in front of my parter at the times young sons after the lass who lived there got two scrotes to try and batter me and nearly fight another time which came to nowt after a few of my mates showed up and evened up the numbers

Ended up giving up and skinting ourselves by renting a place elsewhere and renting our house out (couldn’t sell for 5 years as bought discounted off the council) as knew it was never going to get any better my two kids were young at time wasn’t one tennant caused all issues was 2 seperate ones do knew next one would just be the same I hated those days ha

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By *a LunaWoman
2 weeks ago

Wales

"One of my neighbours has been blasting music out all night and is still going. Every weekend, almost every day. I've had to report it to landlord. Definitely on something. Guy screams like a grown toddler"

Probably online gaming

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By *inky PerkyCouple
2 weeks ago

Narnia

My Bad Neighbour is a doozie. His stock of untaxed,un MOT'd "fixer upper" cars take up half the street. He obscures or alters number plates to fool ANPR. He doesn't register himself as a new keeper so any enforcement letters for violations go to the previous owner. If he's clamped he simply angle-grinds the clamps off. Nothing ever happens. The police have effectively given up trying to deal with him.

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By *eorge1949Man
2 weeks ago

Broadwaywr12

"My Bad Neighbour is a doozie. His stock of untaxed,un MOT'd "fixer upper" cars take up half the street. He obscures or alters number plates to fool ANPR. He doesn't register himself as a new keeper so any enforcement letters for violations go to the previous owner. If he's clamped he simply angle-grinds the clamps off. Nothing ever happens. The police have effectively given up trying to deal with him."

Have you tried the local authority for help tecuntaxed vehicles on the highway?

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By *hesblokeMan
2 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

Nothing much to report, one side older fella, can be loud but not excessive, other side pleasant couple, no kids.

All good.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

My downstairs neighbour is a whiney bitch who expects me to live in silence and actually told me I shouldn't be having sex after midnight because it disturbs her in bed

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By *hesblokeMan
2 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

"My downstairs neighbour is a whiney bitch who expects me to live in silence and actually told me I shouldn't be having sex after midnight because it disturbs her in bed

Jealousy is a cruel mistress, eh?

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
2 weeks ago

belfast

One out the back is a fat tramp. There was a crowd of people moved in a few doors down who thought theu could party when and whete they wanted. Lasted less than a week.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
2 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Can 100% sympathise with anyone with bad neighbours.

Every place we have lived we've had bad neighbours.

From full scale pitched battles in the street between neighbours, one guy used to bring his scooter ( lambretta) house and rev it up below us.

Pot heads next door who used to go mental every other weekend when he didn't have the kid's parties that would start Friday night and end Sunday evening.

One place we had a family of four brothers move in airport shift worker's and they didn't keep normal hours and fought constantly it was a constant wall of noise.

I could go on.

Our current one's...

He's a 55 year old drug addict and alcoholic who lives with his mum and just shouts and throws tantrums all the time calling her all the cunts and fucking this and that..

He's unable to complete a single sentence without at least 4 Fuck, fucking or cunt in it, usually at full volume 3 am in the morning.

And the lad downstairs plays a bugle usually a Sunday morning at 7am.

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By *ostInTheSupermarketMan
2 weeks ago

Central

Awful neighbour at my last house.

Loud music, violent threats.

Got my revenge though, moved out, still had a weeks tenancy left on the old place so used that week to aim the stereo at his wall turned it up loud & programmed the radio to come on and turn off all night at hourly intervals

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By *inky PerkyCouple
2 weeks ago

Narnia

Have you tried the local authority for help tecuntaxed vehicles on the highway?"
. The Local Authority, the police, the DVLA. They are all supremely disinterested.

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By *for77Man
2 weeks ago

Adlington

Neighbour to our right is an older lady who’s lovely and the neighbour to the left has a great rack so no complaints here!!!

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By *eorge1949Man
2 weeks ago

Broadwaywr12

Have you tried the local authority for help tecuntaxed vehicles on the highway?. The Local Authority, the police, the DVLA. They are all supremely disinterested."

Crimewatch?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
2 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Maybe a potato in his exhaust pipe will learn him

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By *uckablecockMan
2 weeks ago

skipton

Bet it turns her on listening to you have sex. I’d love to meet you and be as loud as we can

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
2 weeks ago

Reading

I'm a terrible neighbour because I call the cats in from my door and I close the door too loudly. Yes I'm a monster.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
2 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"I'm a terrible neighbour because I call the cats in from my door and I close the door too loudly. Yes I'm a monster."

Yeah but if you have 50 cats 🐈

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By *9 kisses.Man
2 weeks ago

clacton on sea

My old neighbour was a bit scatty,

I've seen her hoovering the pavement outside as her broomstick snapped,

She had amazing boobs, now have a young couple that once a week at least they are smoking in the garden, can't stand the smell of it,

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By *inky PerkyCouple
2 weeks ago

Narnia

Maybe a potato in his exhaust pipe will learn him

"
. Maybe 🤣. Can you guess what breed of dog he keeps?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
2 weeks ago

Leeds

I have no clue who my neighbours are or anything about their life, not spoken to one of them since we moved here seven years ago.

I know what faces live next door and across the street, but names and what number they live at, fuck knows.

The mr

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By *inky PerkyCouple
2 weeks ago

Narnia

"I have no clue who my neighbours are or anything about their life, not spoken to one of them since we moved here seven years ago.

I know what faces live next door and across the street, but names and what number they live at, fuck knows.

The mr "

Yup. The anonymity of dense urban living is a beautiful thing. The idea of living in some little village where everyone knows everything about everyone is my idea of hell

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
2 weeks ago

Leeds

"I have no clue who my neighbours are or anything about their life, not spoken to one of them since we moved here seven years ago.

I know what faces live next door and across the street, but names and what number they live at, fuck knows.

The mr

Yup. The anonymity of dense urban living is a beautiful thing. The idea of living in some little village where everyone knows everything about everyone is my idea of hell"

I do live in a village, never spoken to a neighbour, never spoken to anyone in the school yard. Don’t get me wrong a few people say hi ( my daughters school friends mums) and I reply, but a full blown conversation I’m not interested in. I don’t care about other people’s life nor do I want to hear them bitch about other people. I keep myself to myself and concentrate on my own shit.

The mr

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By *an1978Woman
2 weeks ago

Wales

I'm very lucky, apart from occasional DIY noises on a Sunday morning, (when I should probably be up anyway) we coexist in peaceful bliss.

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By *WB85Man
2 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I'm very lucky with my neighbours....everyone gets along.

You can knock on the door if you ever need anything kind of thing.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
2 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

Im so lucky ive never once had a bad neighbour.

All my.neighbours now are oldies

.My next door neighbour is late 80s and ive seen him twice in 2 and half years although we always wave when we go.by each other's house. It's bliss

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Ryde

"Maybe a potato in his exhaust pipe will learn him

That's the "Columbo" method.

The other is the "Beverly Hills Cop" method, which uses a banana instead of the humble spud.

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
2 weeks ago

Cambs

I'm lucky most of my neighbours are great but there was a hilarious couple that lived next door a few years ago that had loud arguments.. my favourite was her calling him out for weeing on her when she was in the shower and him trying to deny it while she screamed "why does my leg smell like piss then jake?!" Windows wide open, comedy gold.

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By *ensualbicockMan
2 weeks ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"I'm lucky most of my neighbours are great but there was a hilarious couple that lived next door a few years ago that had loud arguments.. my favourite was her calling him out for weeing on her when she was in the shower and him trying to deny it while she screamed "why does my leg smell like piss then jake?!" Windows wide open, comedy gold.

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By *obbo2022Man
2 weeks ago

top of little hill near bishop

my street it’s quiet

but parking is crazy

everyone now has two cars

couple over road have three cars

but limited parking

have a nightmare to find a space.

but hay ho

bigger problems in the world

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