FabSwingers.com forum: Why aren’t you meeting this weekend?

By *3dwood OP Man
2 weeks ago

London

Wrong answers only

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By *laytime_13Woman
2 weeks ago

Lincs

Too shagged out from last night 🤷‍♀️

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By *iverstMan
2 weeks ago

Rossendale

I am!

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 weeks ago

Chester

Spoilt for choice 🤷🏼

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancashire

I don’t believe in sex before marriage

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Washing my wig

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By *awtybikerMan
2 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

I’ve had that many offers this morning, I just can’t decide, so I’m off to the Winchester this afternoon, till it all blows over

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

Because Gérard Butler is unavailable

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By *WB85Man
2 weeks ago

Staffordshire

1% show is on.

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By *hilly1515Man
2 weeks ago

The Dalai Lama and his mates are on a stag weekend in my local area.. its gonna get messy.

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 weeks ago

your hotlist

Im too knee deep in clunge

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
2 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

Waiting for the antibiotics to kick in

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By *nderson ByresMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

I'm filling in for Spider Man this weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Couldn't possibly fit another meet in lol

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By *emptme1993Man
2 weeks ago

manchester

I’m not interested in the other cocks that want to meet mine

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

The number of unsolicited pussy pics in my inbox has put me off

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

"Couldn't possibly fit another meet in lol"

Now now,don't brag lol

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By *tormQueenWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

My toes hurt

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
2 weeks ago

East Sussex

I've got nothing to wear

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By *ogerroger69Man
2 weeks ago

West Yorks

I’m not horny

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 weeks ago

Chester

"Washing my wig

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"Im too knee deep in clunge "

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"Waiting for the antibiotics to kick in"

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These replies 😂

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By *ruella DeThrillWoman
2 weeks ago

Essex

I’m too embarrassed at how shit I am in bed.

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By *abulincsCouple
2 weeks ago

pe129 area

Waiting for her to be released from mental health institution

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By *herry77Woman
2 weeks ago

North West

I haven’t had a single message offering to in weeks

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

Your mum and I said we'd be exclusive for now and see where it goes

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By *ovechix69Man
2 weeks ago

north Northumberland

Currently located on the moon base

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow / London / Manchester

Meeting? In this economy?

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By *exyeyes56Couple
2 weeks ago

Near Bingley

I've borrowed my mates unicycle and I'm off to Lands End x

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By *evilinyouMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol

Existential dread

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By *oc.holidayMan
2 weeks ago

ilfracombe

To busy running the country

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By *inky fun couple 2027Couple
2 weeks ago

Scarborough

No ones interested

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By *horskin!Man
2 weeks ago

behind you

I've stubbed my toe

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By *appyOldOneMan
2 weeks ago

West Midlands

Local chippy has a sale on - half price pies - too good to miss

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
2 weeks ago

Next Door

Fuel is too expensive, so refuse to drive anywhere and im not hosting!

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By *2000ManMan
2 weeks ago

Worthing

How many women is it possible to fit in one day?!

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By *aitonelMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

Constipation

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By *entWillMan
2 weeks ago

Worcester

I was literally coming to comment exactly that 😂 fuel prices…

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By *arc PolarisMan
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

I've got a headache

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Ive been getting so many replies and meets that i’ve worn my cock down to a nub 😂

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By *kphooey43Man
2 weeks ago

Barnet

Because I have free time.

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By *eroLondonMan
2 weeks ago

Mayfair

I can't afford another 'dutchless' date.

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By *ulture9030Man
2 weeks ago

Yorkshire

A night out with the lads is more appealling!

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By *nderson ByresMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

I'm washing my beard.

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By *naswingdressWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

My husband is paying attention and I don't think I can get away with it at the moment.

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By *ndelibleSurpriseMan
2 weeks ago

Guildford

I’ve picked up an overtime shift at the banana factory putting the bends in the new bananas.

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By *ommymaxMan
2 weeks ago

Leigh

Just landed in the ocean from my space mission with nasa

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By *hristopherd999Man
2 weeks ago

Brentwood

I'd rather stay home and wank

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By *ad NannaWoman
2 weeks ago

East London

My vagina fell onto the floor my boobs exploded and my mouth is covered in canker sores.

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By *ad NannaWoman
2 weeks ago

East London

My dogs found out and went ballistic.

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By *inkPomPomWoman
2 weeks ago

Isle of Man

The one got away has appeared and declared their love for me

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By *inkPomPomWoman
2 weeks ago

Isle of Man

"My dogs found out and went ballistic. "

Love this 😂

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By *ellsOMan
2 weeks ago

hull

There's footy on

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By *agiccasterMan
2 weeks ago

worksop

they think im to old and a smoker always a deal breaker

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By *ydaz70Man
2 weeks ago

Rotherham /newquay

I've got a hair appointment and a migraine coming on and your more than a mile away from me.

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By *nderson ByresMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

They all say I'm far too fit, handsome and that my willy's too big

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By *osie and Jim77Couple
2 weeks ago

Wakefield

Sock drawer needs tidying

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By *elix SightedMan
2 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I’ve decided to change the categorisation system of my archived celebrity belly button fluff collection. I’m going from alphabetical to date acquired so I can appreciate the journey. These things take time to get right, so women with standards will just have to wait.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

Got the clap

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow / London / Manchester

Too busy clapping.

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By *hunderaceMan
2 weeks ago

Dudley

I'm washing my hair...

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow / London / Manchester

I’m washing my car.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

All my lingerie is in the wash

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By *he MinionMan
2 weeks ago

We met before, you forgot and i wasnt impressed

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By *ermanentlyHorny8082Couple
2 weeks ago

North West

There are no straight, married men on here - and we only meet straight, married men 🤨

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow / London / Manchester

… because *someone* doesn’t read profiles.

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By *gly duck cdTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

I’m washing my truck

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Having a wank

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By *tellaartoisCouple
2 weeks ago

glasgow

Riding the winner in the National today. Just after hubby scores a hattrick for Celtic today.

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By *a LunaWoman
2 weeks ago

Wales

My mattress needs to dry out

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By *morousCouple8Couple
2 weeks ago

Cumbria

We’ve already completed Fab

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By *3dwood OP Man
2 weeks ago

London

Fucking loving these replies all.

I’m not meeting as I have plans with the neighbours cat

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

The wife's to vanilla

Mr 🐺

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By *avexxMan
2 weeks ago

cheshire

ive snapped my willy

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By *angled up in twoCouple
2 weeks ago

West Mids

I spent all night in the ocean fishing for astronauts.

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By *artorialMan
2 weeks ago

weymouth

On re-entry, not yet splashed down

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By *hlongasaurus_rexMan
2 weeks ago

Skelmersdale

Gotta see a man about a dog

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By *cribeMan
2 weeks ago

Bridgend

I sliced one of my bollocks off whilst shaving.

New balls please.

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By *assyforfunWoman
2 weeks ago

HELSTON

Been shagging all day. Running on empty 😱

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By *hams123Man
2 weeks ago

London

I suffer from a rare form of gigantism. My penis is too big right now. It would be dangerous for all involved.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 weeks ago

North West

"I suffer from a rare form of gigantism. My penis is too big right now. It would be dangerous for all involved."

Oh so you are the one who causes earthquakes are you

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By *hams123Man
2 weeks ago

London

"I suffer from a rare form of gigantism. My penis is too big right now. It would be dangerous for all involved.

Oh so you are the one who causes earthquakes are you"

My reputation precedes me.

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By *oastal1968Man
2 weeks ago

London/Stafford

I won the Euro millions lottery and I'm counting my money.

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By *en_kMan
2 weeks ago

North West

Have roundabouts to paint and flags to hoist. This country won’t save itself

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 weeks ago

North West

"I suffer from a rare form of gigantism. My penis is too big right now. It would be dangerous for all involved.

Oh so you are the one who causes earthquakes are you

My reputation precedes me."

That is okay. My cock causes Volcanic eruptions. I know the struggle.

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By *ellhungvweMan
2 weeks ago

Cheltenham

The clique asked me to have a break to let all the other guys have a chance on here.

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
2 weeks ago

S.Wales

Too busy lady wanking over you! ✨️

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By *hams123Man
2 weeks ago

London

"I suffer from a rare form of gigantism. My penis is too big right now. It would be dangerous for all involved.

Oh so you are the one who causes earthquakes are you

My reputation precedes me.

That is okay. My cock causes Volcanic eruptions. I know the struggle."

Are you the one they call Pompeii?

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By *tormQueenWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

"My toes hurt"

This morning I wrote this

This afternoon I dropped a chair on my big toe

So now its actually true 🙈🙈

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By *hams123Man
2 weeks ago

London

"My toes hurt

This morning I wrote this

This afternoon I dropped a chair on my big toe

So now its actually true 🙈🙈"

Self fulfilling prophecy 😂

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By *an1978Woman
2 weeks ago

Wales

I can't find my left shoe...

And am a little wobbly to be hopping down the road.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Have roundabouts to paint and flags to hoist. This country won’t save itself "

That really made me laugh!!👏🏼👏🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

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By *nderson ByresMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

I'm going round England with loads of Scotland flags, to claim it all and make the island just Scotland and Wales.

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By *ulldog_71Man
2 weeks ago

Sedgefield

I blame specsavers for giving everyone better eyesight i look a lot better when people don't wear their glasses

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By *aters139Man
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

"Wrong answers only"

Can't decide who to choose from.

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