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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bristol

I just watched The VVitch

It was shit.

What shit films have you wasted your precious life watching?

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By *otopaxiMan
2 weeks ago

nostalgia

"I just watched The VVitch

It was shit.

What shit films have you wasted your precious life watching?"

Watched heretic the other day, the third act was the only interesting part, it was basically an hour of Hugh Grant ranting about religion…. Then some interesting bits…. Faaaar more disappointing than the trailer promised

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Nope

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By *uonline69Man
2 weeks ago

Saddleworth, UK

2001 Space Oddessy ... Just dull.

I usually like sci fi but nothing happens in the film.

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By *aitonelMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

I've watched a lot of bad movies in my time none of them I can ever call shit.

Why?

Because there is one exception that has the bar set so low, it makes even the worst of the bad seem good.

That is Movie 43

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bristol

"I just watched The VVitch

It was shit.

What shit films have you wasted your precious life watching?

Agreed. The film set up a reasonable premise. Ruined every interesting angle it had. And then ended with a very mediocre finale

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By *ust of the LibertineMan
2 weeks ago

Bridgend

We own the Night - Only film I've ever left the cinema halfway through

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bristol

"2001 Space Oddessy ... Just dull.

I usually like sci fi but nothing happens in the film."

I've never seen it. I've heard it's a classic of the genre

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bristol

"I've watched a lot of bad movies in my time none of them I can ever call shit.

Why?

Because there is one exception that has the bar set so low, it makes even the worst of the bad seem good.

That is Movie 43"

Is that the one with all the "A list" actors?

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
2 weeks ago

Sunderland

I thought Wuthering Heights was utterly dismal. One of the worst things I've even seen. Mrs bang bang loved it and has watched it multiple times.

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By *otopaxiMan
2 weeks ago

nostalgia

"I just watched The VVitch

It was shit.

What shit films have you wasted your precious life watching?

Agreed. The film set up a reasonable premise. Ruined every interesting angle it had. And then ended with a very mediocre finale"

The finale left questions, but you had to look really hard for them!

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By *aitonelMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

"I've watched a lot of bad movies in my time none of them I can ever call shit.

Why?

Because there is one exception that has the bar set so low, it makes even the worst of the bad seem good.

That's the one, and the iconic Hugh Jackmans ball chin.

Fair enough it's a bit of an anthology short movie deal but still.

That is Movie 43

Is that the one with all the "A list" actors?"

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bristol

"I just watched The VVitch

It was shit.

What shit films have you wasted your precious life watching?

Agreed. The film set up a reasonable premise. Ruined every interesting angle it had. And then ended with a very mediocre finale

The finale left questions, but you had to look really hard for them! "

I thought it just ended with Hugh Grant as a madman psycho that actually didn't have any answers to anything...

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By *otopaxiMan
2 weeks ago

nostalgia

"I just watched The VVitch

It was shit.

What shit films have you wasted your precious life watching?

Agreed. The film set up a reasonable premise. Ruined every interesting angle it had. And then ended with a very mediocre finale

The finale left questions, but you had to look really hard for them!

I thought it just ended with Hugh Grant as a madman psycho that actually didn't have any answers to anything..."

No the whole butterfly disappearing, did she die, was she actually saved, coming back as a butterfly etc…. Like I say, you had to look ‘really’ hard

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By *aitonelMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

"I've watched a lot of bad movies in my time none of them I can ever call shit.

Why?

Because there is one exception that has the bar set so low, it makes even the worst of the bad seem good.

That is Movie 43

Is that the one with all the "A list" actors?"

That's the one, and the iconic Hugh Jackmans ball chin.

Fair enough it's a bit of an anthology short movie deal but still.

Reposting since I butchered the previous one 😂

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bristol

"I just watched The VVitch

It was shit.

What shit films have you wasted your precious life watching?

Agreed. The film set up a reasonable premise. Ruined every interesting angle it had. And then ended with a very mediocre finale

The finale left questions, but you had to look really hard for them!

I thought it just ended with Hugh Grant as a madman psycho that actually didn't have any answers to anything...

No the whole butterfly disappearing, did she die, was she actually saved, coming back as a butterfly etc…. Like I say, you had to look ‘really’ hard"

Hmmm maybe I'll give it another watch... Or just watch a YouTube breakdown of it

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bristol

"I've watched a lot of bad movies in my time none of them I can ever call shit.

Why?

Because there is one exception that has the bar set so low, it makes even the worst of the bad seem good.

That is Movie 43

Is that the one with all the "A list" actors?

That's the one, and the iconic Hugh Jackmans ball chin.

Fair enough it's a bit of an anthology short movie deal but still.

Reposting since I butchered the previous one 😂 "

I'm unaware of Hugh Jackman's ball chin... I'll keep it that way

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By *ervent_fervourMan
2 weeks ago

Halifax

Night on earth was very disappointing. Winona ryder being very unconvincing as a chain smoking cab driver with a mega dodgy accent did it for me.

Sadly she dragged Gena Rowlands through the mud on that one.

The Holiday is yhe worst film I've ever encountered, and ive watched the Phantom Menace so i know what I'm talking about here.

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By *aitonelMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

"I've watched a lot of bad movies in my time none of them I can ever call shit.

Why?

Because there is one exception that has the bar set so low, it makes even the worst of the bad seem good.

That is Movie 43

Is that the one with all the "A list" actors?

That's the one, and the iconic Hugh Jackmans ball chin.

Fair enough it's a bit of an anthology short movie deal but still.

Reposting since I butchered the previous one 😂

I'm unaware of Hugh Jackman's ball chin... I'll keep it that way"

😂 Go on, Google it

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By *alleylad123Man
2 weeks ago

valleys

"I just watched The VVitch

It was shit.

What shit films have you wasted your precious life watching?

Have to admit I enjoyed it

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By *alleylad123Man
2 weeks ago

valleys

The second joker film is the worst for me

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bristol

"I've watched a lot of bad movies in my time none of them I can ever call shit.

Why?

Because there is one exception that has the bar set so low, it makes even the worst of the bad seem good.

That is Movie 43

Is that the one with all the "A list" actors?

That's the one, and the iconic Hugh Jackmans ball chin.

Fair enough it's a bit of an anthology short movie deal but still.

Reposting since I butchered the previous one 😂

I'm unaware of Hugh Jackman's ball chin... I'll keep it that way

😂 Go on, Google it "

I wasn't actually expecting a pair of balls 😂

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By *spenfallsMan
2 weeks ago

Northampton

Can't think of the name of it, it was that dull, but the one where there was this race of blue aliens and it was all shot in 3D...Where they had clearly spent about forty million quid on SFX and about 50p on the actual script.

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bristol

"Can't think of the name of it, it was that dull, but the one where there was this race of blue aliens and it was all shot in 3D...Where they had clearly spent about forty million quid on SFX and about 50p on the actual script. "

Avatar.

The film was shit.

But the 3DFX were pretty mind blowing at the cinema in 2009

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By *eacupsbearCouple
2 weeks ago

York

For me.

The worst pile of shite was "Blair Witch"

There's plenty of piss poor efforts.

But BW is the worst.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
2 weeks ago

Halifax

Oh. The second Suicide Squd film was crap too.

As was Del Toro's appalling Frankenstein on Netflix.

Actually, Branagh's version was awful too. Despite it having De Niro AND Richard Briers in it.

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By *ex HolesMan
2 weeks ago

Up North

Anything with that Patrick Swazay fella in

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By *igerFiestaMan
2 weeks ago

Huddersfield

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997). Wanted to walk out of the cinema.

Indiana Jones 4: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008). Terrible CGI and script.

Noah (2014). Giant rock creatures helped Noah build his ark? Not exactly what we were taught at Sunday school.

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

The new Elvis,with Tom hanks playing he looked so creepy ,spoiled the whole film

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By *hisIsMe58Man
2 weeks ago

Winchester

Ok, to top it all, I give you the emoji movie. Yes I had to sit through that with my kids, and the only thing stopping me from slitting my wrists were my kids.

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By *illDoXXXMan
2 weeks ago

Preston

One that was just one bbc 1 - something in the water

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bristol

For me.

The worst pile of shite was "Blair Witch"

There's plenty of piss poor efforts.

But BW is the worst."

I actually love that film 😂

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bristol

"Anything with that Patrick Swazay fella in

MK Annihilation was terrible

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bristol

"Ok, to top it all, I give you the emoji movie. Yes I had to sit through that with my kids, and the only thing stopping me from slitting my wrists were my kids."

Never seen it. It's incredible they made a movie based on emojis

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
2 weeks ago

Glos/London

Frozen

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By *inkyleeMan
2 weeks ago

Carterton

Sharknado. Utterly shit. But also so amazing at the same time.

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By *hams123Man
2 weeks ago

London

A Scanner Darkly

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By *hams123Man
2 weeks ago

London

The Notebook

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By *H7in5Man
2 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Blair Witch

Death Becomes Her

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By *r_MrsLCouple
2 weeks ago

Leeds

Have to agree on The Heretic. Plain boring, after a decent set up. Recently saw Sinners and although not that bad, I cannot believe how many Oscar’s it was up for. Really?! It was just a decent vampire movie

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By *hams123Man
2 weeks ago

London

"Have to agree on The Heretic. Plain boring, after a decent set up. Recently saw Sinners and although not that bad, I cannot believe how many Oscar’s it was up for. Really?! It was just a decent vampire movie "

I would argue most Oscar films are average. Only a few are actually worth any sort of praise. And I still haven't seen Sinners 😂

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By *illabongboy1971Man
2 weeks ago

Penicuik

The adventures of Chris Fable

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By *illabongboy1971Man
2 weeks ago

Penicuik

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By *ourpornfixMan
2 weeks ago

East Cheshire

The Help. It's truly a shit film.

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By *he MinionMan
2 weeks ago

"Frozen

Just let it go, man.

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By *he MinionMan
2 weeks ago

War of the Worlds with Ice Cube was awful.

It will be forever remembered though as the first film ever to be rated 0% on Rotten tomatoes

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By *elanie De La CoeurTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Dublin

The Master with Philip Seymour Hoffman

Masterbation starring myself would have been far more enjoyable

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By *orksRockerMan
2 weeks ago

Bradford

*Donnie Darko - well shot and good soundtrack but a mess

*No country for old men - Couldn't be arsed concluding the character future you've been following the entire film!

*Star Wars (Any) - I'm the perfect audience member, right age and saw the originals at the movies, love Sci-fi but they never connected with me.

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By *erry 58Man
2 weeks ago

doncaster

Any die hard film ,

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By *allipygousMan
2 weeks ago

Leicester

Agreed. Sinners was a decent vampire film but because it had a 99.9% black cast that's enough for Hollywood to make it oscar worthy. Same goes for the first Black Panther film which was good, but not that good.

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By *viatrixWoman
2 weeks ago

Gatwick

My boyfriend at the time and I left the nearly empty cinema halfway through The Spice Girls Movie…

Not even the prospect of having a place to kiss and make out was enough to make us stay!! It was that bad! Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

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By *avexxMan
2 weeks ago

cheshire

the die hard movies.. bruce willis cant act

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By *viatrixWoman
2 weeks ago

Gatwick

"Anything with that Patrick Swazay fella in

You gotta be joking, Rexie.

I was only singing the praises of Ghost…. A true tear-jerker 🥺

And it makes me sad that you would not try the Dirty Dancing jump/hold with me 🥲🥲🥲

For clarification: I bloody adore both films

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By *eacupsbearCouple
2 weeks ago

York

"Anything with that Patrick Swazay fella in

You gotta be joking, Rexie.

I was only singing the praises of Ghost…. A true tear-jerker 🥺

And it makes me sad that you would not try the Dirty Dancing jump/hold with me 🥲🥲🥲

For clarification: I bloody adore both films

Also, I feel that the original Roadhouse was a great movie, especially the soundtrack 😁

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Hawk the Slayer. It's terrible, but also incredible fun, too

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By *ooleyMan
2 weeks ago

preston

"2001 Space Oddessy ... Just dull.

I usually like sci fi but nothing happens in the film."

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By *awtybikerMan
2 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

"Hawk the Slayer. It's terrible, but also incredible fun, too

I loved that movie as a kid, but yeah watched it again recently and realised how bad it was. But in a funny way

Grease 2, not that I’m a massive Grease fan, but my god the 2nd one is awful

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By *3dwoodMan
2 weeks ago

London

The Road.

I’ve read the book, I’ve seen the film twice (I was at least paid to watch it the first time) and I still find it the most boring piece of shit I’ve ever consumed. I’ve read AARs of ancient troop movements more interesting than The Road

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By *orksRockerMan
2 weeks ago

Bradford

"Anything with that Patrick Swazay fella in

You gotta be joking, Rexie.

I was only singing the praises of Ghost…. A true tear-jerker 🥺

And it makes me sad that you would not try the Dirty Dancing jump/hold with me 🥲🥲🥲

For clarification: I bloody adore both films

Also, I feel that the original Roadhouse was a great movie, especially the soundtrack 😁"

Yes, Jeff Healey including a corking version of The Doors Roadhouse Blues

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By *2000ManMan
2 weeks ago

Worthing

Snakes on a Plane was good...Snakes on a Train was very bad!

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Cheshire

The House that Jack built, Lars Van Trier film. It has a scene in it that I couldn’t watch and I have seen plenty of films that are gory or exploitative in some way.

Funny Games, in which the Director Michael Haneke is basically is telling the audience off for watching films similar to this one.

Both of these films have high scores on IMDB etc… both annoyed the hell out of me.

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By *ouseblendMan
2 weeks ago

Carshalton

Watched Fackham Hall, 1hr 47mins I will never get back. The wife seems to enjoy it though so it must be me

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

The new Dracula was shite I have watched a lot of crap films

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
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2 weeks ago

Central

Magnolia

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By *itty FelouWoman
2 weeks ago

Carlisle

Life of Pi.....

Life of Pile of Shite more like!

Absolute dog turd that film!

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By *ortySwitchMan
2 weeks ago

london

Most modern films ate pretty dire to be honest. Although i recently downloaded “One battle after another” and then deleted it after just 15 minutes.

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By *ontyboi76Man
2 weeks ago

Pontypridd

The original godfather film bored me and jfk. The worst is the last jedi, a waste of 2hrs that added nothing at all.

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By *ltrMan
2 weeks ago

sheffield

Marching power danny (dire )

Left after 10 minutes to drown my sorrows in wetherspoons

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By *host63Man
2 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

I agree. The opening scenes were the only goid bits

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Cheshire

The American remake of ‘The Vanishing’ so bad they changed the ending for an American audience.

Another film that is so shit it actually makes me angry when I think about it.

I’ve stopped thinking about it now though

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By *aveyP800Man
2 weeks ago

Derby

Joker - one of the worst films ever!

Close Encounters of the Third Kind - rewatched this a couple of months ago for first time since watching a a child, and it is absolute crap and just plain stupid!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
2 weeks ago

Reading

Guardians of the galaxy. What rot.

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By *eacupsbearCouple
2 weeks ago

York

"Anything with that Patrick Swazay fella in

You gotta be joking, Rexie.

I was only singing the praises of Ghost…. A true tear-jerker 🥺

And it makes me sad that you would not try the Dirty Dancing jump/hold with me 🥲🥲🥲

For clarification: I bloody adore both films

Also, I feel that the original Roadhouse was a great movie, especially the soundtrack 😁

Yes, Jeff Healey including a corking version of The Doors Roadhouse Blues"

🤘😈🤘

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By *eacupsbearCouple
2 weeks ago

York

"The House that Jack built, Lars Van Trier film. It has a scene in it that I couldn’t watch and I have seen plenty of films that are gory or exploitative in some way.

Funny Games, in which the Director Michael Haneke is basically is telling the audience off for watching films similar to this one.

Both of these films have high scores on IMDB etc… both annoyed the hell out of me.

Funny Games made me so fucking angry!!!

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bristol

"Marching power danny (dire )

Left after 10 minutes to drown my sorrows in wetherspoons

Yeah didn't have very high hopes for that film. Not sure why they bothered tbh

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By *ndy58Man
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Anything with that Patrick Swazay fella in

You can't possibly be including Point Break in that.

The absolute worst film (and I strongly recommend that you don't seek it out, but if you do don't plame me) is Quintet, even though the star is Paul Newman it's apallingly awful.

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By *host63Man
1 week ago

Bedfont Feltham

Sound of Music

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
1 week ago

1127 walnut avenue

When I saw the title of this I did wonder what I was going to find.... 😹

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By *ostindreamsMan
1 week ago

London

Clearly, no one has seen the movie Baghead.

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By *alandNitaCouple
1 week ago

Scunthorpe

What shit films have you wasted your precious life watching?"

Pulp Fiction.

I went to see it at the pictures and thought it was the was the buggest load if crap I'd ever seen.

I've seen it twice more because people have tried to persuade me that it is the "Awesome" or that I "missed the point" or something... it was still crap.

Cal

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By *onin25Man
1 week ago

Durham

I watched a shit film on Netflix last night called Thrash. It was about a storm that results in a town being flooded and sharks swimming around, like a slightly more realistic (but still very unrealistic) Sharknado. Lacked the comedy value of Sharknado.

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By *0ng0 furyMan
1 week ago

Birkenhead

a field in england

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By *rightonsteveMan
1 week ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The Piano.

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By *ollysgonelookingWoman
1 week ago

Caernarfon

Im so sorry to say this.. but peaky blinders the immortal man. Absolutely gutted with it. What a let down to the series.

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By *ellsOMan
1 week ago

hull

Tin Cup ahead of the Masters, I forgot how wooden Kevin Costner is 🤦

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By *evilinyouMan
1 week ago

Bristol

The tree of life I think it had Sean penn in it? It was terrible

Oh and momento. Terrible movie

Not watched it but the new snow white looks pretty bad too ?

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By *werty1999Man
1 week ago

greater Manchester

Fall Guy

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By *ools and the brainCouple
1 week ago

couple, us we him her.

"Nope"

Was that the one with the weird flying jellyfish 🪼

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By *ools and the brainCouple
1 week ago

couple, us we him her.

"Marching power danny (dire )

Left after 10 minutes to drown my sorrows in wetherspoons

Yeah didn't have very high hopes for that film. Not sure why they bothered tbh "

Surely you me bovverd

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By *ost SockMan
1 week ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"The American remake of ‘The Vanishing’ so bad they changed the ending for an American audience.

Another film that is so shit it actually makes me angry when I think about it.

I’ve stopped thinking about it now though

Oh gawd, Steph - you’ve made me think about the original (French or Dutch version - I can’t remember).

The most terrifying film I’ve ever seen…and there’s not a drop of blood or gore in it. I saw it over 30 years ago, and I’m still a mess when I think about it.

There used to be a Bad Film Club in South Wales that was very popular (maybe it’s still going). I think the worst thing I ever saw at it was Basic Instinct 2. I pointed out a continuity error in the film and my “prize” for being a pedant was to take away the copy of the film that was used!

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
1 week ago

Liverpool

It was years ago but went to the cinema to see Inception and managed to fall asleep not once but twice 😂

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
1 week ago

Cheshire

"The American remake of ‘The Vanishing’ so bad they changed the ending for an American audience.

Another film that is so shit it actually makes me angry when I think about it.

I’ve stopped thinking about it now though

Oh gawd, Steph - you’ve made me think about the original (French or Dutch version - I can’t remember).

The most terrifying film I’ve ever seen…and there’s not a drop of blood or gore in it. I saw it over 30 years ago, and I’m still a mess when I think about it.

The Vanishing was given a 12 rating so imagine how many children also had nightmares after seeing it.

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By *ost SockMan
1 week ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"The American remake of ‘The Vanishing’ so bad they changed the ending for an American audience.

Another film that is so shit it actually makes me angry when I think about it.

I’ve stopped thinking about it now though

Oh gawd, Steph - you’ve made me think about the original (French or Dutch version - I can’t remember).

The most terrifying film I’ve ever seen…and there’s not a drop of blood or gore in it. I saw it over 30 years ago, and I’m still a mess when I think about it.

The Vanishing was given a 12 rating so imagine how many children also had nightmares after seeing it.

Oh my giddy aunt, that’s totally bonkers!

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
1 week ago

Niche

Lots of the fabled 'greats' are completely shit.

Lots of unsung phenomenal films lurking under the radar.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
1 week ago

Coventry

London has Fallen came on TV once. I thought I'd give it the benifit of the doubt and gave it 30 minutes in the hope it would get better. It didn't, I switched channels and that's 30 minutes of my life I won't get back.

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

Too many to remember, but the ones that stick in my mind are resident evil: welcome to raccoon city and it’s once upon a time in Hollywood - regretted not leaving the cinema after half hour in both cases

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

Watched a lot of not so good movies but very few I never watched all the way through but I just couldn't do it with Joker: Folie à Deux. Not saying it's shit some people will love it but definitely not for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

"Watched a lot of not so good movies but very few I never watched all the way through but I just couldn't do it with Joker: Folie à Deux. Not saying it's shit some people will love it but definitely not for me."

100% if they did away with Lady gaga and all the singing it would have been a decent film

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
1 week ago

Crumpet Castle

"I just watched The VVitch

It was shit.

What shit films have you wasted your precious life watching?

Agreed. The film set up a reasonable premise. Ruined every interesting angle it had. And then ended with a very mediocre finale

The finale left questions, but you had to look really hard for them!

I thought it just ended with Hugh Grant as a madman psycho that actually didn't have any answers to anything..."

Heretic is one of my all time favourite films. In fact I've seen it twice which is something i'd never normally do.

It was a film that explored beliefs and moral conviction. An utterly remarkable film on so many levels. The psychological tension throughout the film couldn't be cut - not even with the sharpest knife. Acting from all involved - superb. The ending .... well it left food for thought and I wanted it tied up neatly in a bow...

Fabulous film

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By *ad NannaWoman
1 week ago

East London

"Nope"

I liked Nope.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
1 week ago

Crumpet Castle

"Nope

I liked Nope. "

What did you like about it Nanna

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
1 week ago

Crawley Down

Torque, it was so awful.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
1 week ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Oh I could list loads.

Two that stick in my mind though as not only plain bad, but insultingly bad:

Transformers and The Last Jedi.

All the special effects in the world can’t save inherently shitty films.

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By *ad NannaWoman
1 week ago

East London

"Nope

I liked Nope.

What did you like about it Nanna"

The plot. The cinematography.

I'd have to watch it again to remind myself why else I liked it.

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By *rey Sweat PantsMan
1 week ago

Oxford

Open water stands out still as a major waste of time

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By *atiekisskissWoman
1 week ago

London

Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man and

Avatar: Fire and Ash

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
1 week ago

Crumpet Castle

"Nope

I liked Nope.

What did you like about it Nanna

The plot. The cinematography.

I'd have to watch it again to remind myself why else I liked it. "

I was bewildered and in wtf mode...... just couldn't understand it.

Maybe i'll watch it again n see if it sinks in .

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
1 week ago

Somewhere either Manchester or West London

I had to sit through the "Nan" movie with that Kathryn Tate and Mathew Horn.

My eyes have never been the same since

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By *exxyyDy11Man
1 week ago

North West

What shit films have you wasted your precious life watching?

Pulp Fiction.

I went to see it at the pictures and thought it was the was the buggest load if crap I'd ever seen.

I've seen it twice more because people have tried to persuade me that it is the "Awesome" or that I "missed the point" or something... it was still crap.

Cal"

I've never heard this before. I assumed everyone liked Pulp Fiction

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