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"Oh yes for sure, I just don't have the opportunity to see such delightful views these days. " Bad back ? | |||
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"I can safely say I have never been in a situation where the skirt has been that short on a woman that I’ve seen her thong or knickers. Maybe I need to work less from home 😂" The Internet porn fantasies have ruined people | |||
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"Nothing better than wearing a mini skirt or mini dress especially with long legs xxx" Yup, I looked at your long legs! 😂🔥 | |||
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"I prefer jeans and when they lean forward you see the thong wedged in their arse crack.🍑" Yes this  | |||
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"I love seeing females in short skirts But I’m sure car insurance companies don’t " or bus company insurance companies.. its how my brother shortened a bus by a few inches and the car he hit by a few feet thankfully the European Union came to the rescue with the mandatory emergency braking, that also stops you running down airborne crisp packets.  | |||
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"I can safely say I have never been in a situation where the skirt has been that short on a woman that I’ve seen her thong or knickers. Maybe I need to work less from home 😂" You should have been at Aintree today  | |||
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"I can safely say I have never been in a situation where the skirt has been that short on a woman that I’ve seen her thong or knickers. Maybe I need to work less from home 😂 You should have been at Aintree today "People shouldn’t put thongs on horses. | |||
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"I was in the garage getting petrol once and this male got out of his car to put petrol in his car and I could see the line of his underpants through his jeans and a bit of the elastic was sticking out from his waist band. I got a right wet on ....... he knew what he was doing , the tease , the dirty bastard. Love the summer when the males don't have coats on ...... fucking great.... so fucking bulgy " Was it petrol or diesel he was buying? | |||
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"I was in the garage getting petrol once and this male got out of his car to put petrol in his car and I could see the line of his underpants through his jeans and a bit of the elastic was sticking out from his waist band. I got a right wet on ....... he knew what he was doing , the tease , the dirty bastard. Love the summer when the males don't have coats on ...... fucking great.... so fucking bulgy Was it petrol or diesel he was buying? " Petrol ....... | |||
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"I was in the garage getting petrol once and this male got out of his car to put petrol in his car and I could see the line of his underpants through his jeans and a bit of the elastic was sticking out from his waist band. I got a right wet on ....... he knew what he was doing , the tease , the dirty bastard. Love the summer when the males don't have coats on ...... fucking great.... so fucking bulgy " They want it Granny, they wouldn't go out dressed like that otnerwise | |||
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"I was in the garage getting petrol once and this male got out of his car to put petrol in his car and I could see the line of his underpants through his jeans and a bit of the elastic was sticking out from his waist band. I got a right wet on ....... he knew what he was doing , the tease , the dirty bastard. Love the summer when the males don't have coats on ...... fucking great.... so fucking bulgy " I know this is supposed to be satire and point out how ridiculous men sound when they post such stories... But I just think this is horny Granny 😂 | |||
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"I can safely say I have never been in a situation where the skirt has been that short on a woman that I’ve seen her thong or knickers. Maybe I need to work less from home 😂" Or go to a few club events | |||
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"I was in the garage getting petrol once and this male got out of his car to put petrol in his car and I could see the line of his underpants through his jeans and a bit of the elastic was sticking out from his waist band. I got a right wet on ....... he knew what he was doing , the tease , the dirty bastard. Love the summer when the males don't have coats on ...... fucking great.... so fucking bulgy Was it petrol or diesel he was buying? Petrol ....... " He was a ‘she’ in that case | |||
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"Short black mini skirt nothing underneath " There's no subject, object or noun in your sentence. I'm confused. 'Closed photography book with finger inserted halfway through.' | |||
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"Short black mini skirt nothing underneath There's no subject, object or noun in your sentence. I'm confused. 'Closed photography book with finger inserted halfway through.' "It's like a poem | |||
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"That’s a invite i can’t resist lol " Shhh. You'll make my finger sweat in the trapped book, and then where would we be? A lubricated finger liable to move more freely inside the smooth embrace of glossy, heavyweight pages? This is an accident waiting to happen. | |||
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"May have a couple of pics on the profile that would appeal to some of you "You definately do | |||
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"As the sun climbs ever higher in the sky, the female of the species emerges. Tentative at first, she takes her first steps into the world with freshly shaven legs, feeling the breeze on her skin as she goes. Around her, the males continue their daily routines. One pauses, momentarily distracted..." I think I genuinely love you! | |||
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"I was in the garage getting petrol once and this male got out of his car to put petrol in his car and I could see the line of his underpants through his jeans and a bit of the elastic was sticking out from his waist band. I got a right wet on ....... he knew what he was doing , the tease , the dirty bastard. Love the summer when the males don't have coats on ...... fucking great.... so fucking bulgy " What a fanny tease, he definitely wanted it.  | |||
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"I was in the garage getting petrol once and this male got out of his car to put petrol in his car and I could see the line of his underpants through his jeans and a bit of the elastic was sticking out from his waist band. I got a right wet on ....... he knew what he was doing , the tease , the dirty bastard. Love the summer when the males don't have coats on ...... fucking great.... so fucking bulgy " Any man who can afford to fill his car these days is a keeper. | |||
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"Who loves seeing female in short skirts so you can see knickers or thong " Certainly a better look than a bloke in a short skirt with his balls hanging down | |||
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"Who loves seeing female in short skirts so you can see knickers or thong Certainly a better look than a bloke in a short skirt with his balls hanging down "I quite like the way my balls hang down thank you | |||
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"As the sun climbs ever higher in the sky, the female of the species emerges. Tentative at first, she takes her first steps into the world with freshly shaven legs, feeling the breeze on her skin as she goes. Around her, the males continue their daily routines. One pauses, momentarily distracted..." ...he forgets his own name, or perhaps his coffee order, as the season's first sighting of the Miniskirtus Maximum—a spectacular specimen of denim or linen—strolls by. It’s the great migration of hemlines, a yearly phenomenon where fabric retreats faster than a politician in a scandal. Just yesterday, they were wrapped in woolly cocoons; today, they are sun-kissed and skirt-short, embracing the “less is more” approach to survival. Our distracted male shakes his head, attempting to regain his focus, but it’s hopeless. She is already navigating the sidewalks with confidence, treating the city like a catwalk. There is a newfound lightness to her step, a freedom that only comes when you are wearing a garment so airy it’s basically a breeze with a waistband... | |||
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"Female of what species? Chimpanzees? Elephants? Cats? Dogs? Humans? Most of us female humans prefer to be called women..." I was waiting for the first anti 'females' post. Rather a long time emerging but soon to be overshadowed by the use of 'lady', a little bit further down the thread! | |||
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"Female of what species? Chimpanzees? Elephants? Cats? Dogs? Humans? Most of us female humans prefer to be called women... I was waiting for the first anti 'females' post. Rather a long time emerging but soon to be overshadowed by the use of 'lady', a little bit further down the thread!" I really dislike the use of the word females when talking about women but I rarely question it nowadays, it seems so common 🤷♀️. I try not to use the word males when talking about human men too | |||
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"Love wearing a really short skirt in summer while shopping " This is horny | |||
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"As the sun climbs ever higher in the sky, the female of the species emerges. Tentative at first, she takes her first steps into the world with freshly shaven legs, feeling the breeze on her skin as she goes. Around her, the males continue their daily routines. One pauses, momentarily distracted..." —his attention caught not by logic or purpose, but by something far older… far more instinctive. His posture shifts. The casual slouch straightens. The chest, previously collapsed under the weight of indifference, expands ever so slightly. A subtle preening begins. He checks his reflection—first in a shop window, then, for confirmation, in the darkened screen of his mobile device. Satisfied (or at least resigned), he resumes movement… but now with intent. Nearby, another male senses the disturbance in the ecosystem. He too becomes alert. This is no longer a neutral environment. This… is a competitive field. The female, meanwhile, continues her gentle advance, seemingly unaware—or perhaps entirely aware—of the effect she has triggered. Her pace is measured. Unhurried. There is no need to rush. Evolution has taught her well: timing is everything. The first male initiates what can only be described as a display ritual. “Alright?” he offers, in a tone carefully calibrated to suggest both confidence and casual detachment. The female acknowledges him with a brief glance. A micro-expression. Barely perceptible… yet loaded with data. To the untrained observer, nothing has happened. But to those who study such behaviours, it is a moment of immense significance. The male processes the response. Was it interest? Politeness? Mild irritation? He will never truly know. Undeterred, he attempts a secondary display—humour. A risky strategy. “Bit warm today, isn’t it?” A classic. Simple. Non-threatening. Universally deployable. The female pauses. This is critical. She may engage… or she may disengage entirely, leaving the male to reflect on his choices later, perhaps over a pint, with others of his kind who have suffered similar fates. And here, in this delicate balance between hope and rejection, we witness one of nature’s most fascinating truths: For all our technology, language, and self-awareness… The dance of attraction remains as uncertain, as fragile, and as quietly absurd as it has ever been. And somewhere, just out of frame… another male watches, learning. Waiting. Preparing for his own moment… in the wild. | |||
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