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By *r_BrightSpark OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Barnet

Has anyone ever found themselves with an erection or wetness at a time when truth be told, it just wasn’t the right moment?

I’m currently in the office at my desk, and no is not the time to be pushing against the inside of my trousers. lol

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By *umfun24Man
2 weeks ago

wilmslow

Soooooo many times, potentially the most embarrassing was out walking in the Peak District in light walking trousers. You know when your cock drifts down one side and rubs gently as you walk, the brushing of the material excites it to erection, And the only way to stop it and make it go away is to get your hand down there, flick it vertically and breathe it away, well it was a fairly busy path and I couldn’t, so it was getting worse and worse and then suddenly there was a group of older ladies coming towards me, and you know how uninhibited a group can be, well, one pointed it out to another and another and so on, and there was much laughter as they passed me.

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By *rasshopper201Man
2 weeks ago

kendal


"Soooooo many times, potentially the most embarrassing was out walking in the Peak District in light walking trousers. You know when your cock drifts down one side and rubs gently as you walk, the brushing of the material excites it to erection, And the only way to stop it and make it go away is to get your hand down there, flick it vertically and breathe it away, well it was a fairly busy path and I couldn’t, so it was getting worse and worse and then suddenly there was a group of older ladies coming towards me, and you know how uninhibited a group can be, well, one pointed it out to another and another and so on, and there was much laughter as they passed me. "
you might have missed an opportunity there !!!

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By *umfun24Man
2 weeks ago

wilmslow


"Soooooo many times, potentially the most embarrassing was out walking in the Peak District in light walking trousers. You know when your cock drifts down one side and rubs gently as you walk, the brushing of the material excites it to erection, And the only way to stop it and make it go away is to get your hand down there, flick it vertically and breathe it away, well it was a fairly busy path and I couldn’t, so it was getting worse and worse and then suddenly there was a group of older ladies coming towards me, and you know how uninhibited a group can be, well, one pointed it out to another and another and so on, and there was much laughter as they passed me. you might have missed an opportunity there !!!"

Have you ever been walking in the peaks and come across walking groups ……. They’re the ones who are banned from garden centres for being too old 🤣🤣

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By *bboredguyMan
2 weeks ago

montrose

Speedos as a teen in the 90s - horrific !

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By *r_MrsLCouple
2 weeks ago

Leeds

All the time!

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By *igerFiestaMan
2 weeks ago

Huddersfield

School biology class when we had to watch the sex-ed video tape. When the bell rang nobody could stand up.

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By *umfun24Man
2 weeks ago

wilmslow

James Bond films on the telly when we were teenagers. Family film, honest !!

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 weeks ago

your hotlist

I always end up with a wide on in b&m

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By *eroLondonMan
2 weeks ago

Mayfair

Yes!

Spontaneous erections are a thing.

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By *aitonelMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

Not as often now I'm getting older but still happens often enough. Though less random and more simply because I was thinking of something sexual or teased by some teasing fucker on here.

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By *ew2buryMan
2 weeks ago

Newbury

Public Displays of Erection.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Public Displays of Erection. "

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 weeks ago

your hotlist


"Not as often now I'm getting older but still happens often enough. Though less random and more simply because I was thinking of something sexual or teased by some teasing fucker on here. "

Kai gets teasing messages ⬆️💣💧

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By *ust want fun 888Man
2 weeks ago

nearby

Haven’t we all?

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By *omeotherguyMan
2 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Public Displays of Erection. "

Ahaha

I've literally been walking around tbe office all day with naughty thoughts and a relling bulge in my tight jeans!

Can't say I mind people seeing... 😬🤣

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By *onny17Man
2 weeks ago

town

Once had a massive hard on at a interview for a job in really wanted. Very awkward at the time made me extremely nervous as a result

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By *cceptableTeaseWoman
2 weeks ago

Stafford

It's strange to think that a man can excite himself for no reason, other than owning an extra appendage!

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By *cceptableTeaseWoman
2 weeks ago

Stafford

Maybe you should consider yourself lucky it's big enough to be noticed!

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By *aitonelMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool


"It's strange to think that a man can excite himself for no reason, other than owning an extra appendage!"

But woman can do the same thing without the extra appendage. It's none exclusive.

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By *omOneTwoMan
2 weeks ago

London


"I always end up with a wide on in b&m"

I think this needs explaining.

Is it certain aisles?

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By *hunderaceMan
2 weeks ago

Dudley

I came round after surgery once with a still twitching hard cock & my boxers on back to front... 😲

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By *aitonelMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I always end up with a wide on in b&m

I think this needs explaining.

Is it certain aisles? "

She found a good bargain

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By *umfun24Man
2 weeks ago

wilmslow


"I always end up with a wide on in b&m

I think this needs explaining.

Is it certain aisles? "

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 genuinely lol

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 weeks ago

your hotlist


"I always end up with a wide on in b&m

I think this needs explaining.

Is it certain aisles? "

Every isle but gets extra wide in the cleaning section

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By *umfun24Man
2 weeks ago

wilmslow


"I always end up with a wide on in b&m

I think this needs explaining.

Is it certain aisles?

Every isle but gets extra wide in the cleaning section "

Oh, you can take a look under my kitchen sink if you like. I’m sure it’s very similar

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By *he Silver FuxMan
2 weeks ago

Utero

A friends funeral. Very awkward boner.

It was sunny, warm, erection clearly visible through suit trousers.

Also… A lot of women looking incredibly sexy in black.

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By *eroLondonMan
2 weeks ago

Mayfair


"It's strange to think that a man can excite himself for no reason, other than owning an extra appendage!"

Most men aren't 'exciting' themselves. Erections are often extraneous to arousal or sexual impetus. Testosterone levels vary throughout the day, dependent on age and medical factors.

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By *omeotherguyMan
2 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"It's strange to think that a man can excite himself for no reason, other than owning an extra appendage!

Most men aren't 'exciting' themselves. Erections are often extraneous to arousal or sexual impetus. Testosterone levels vary throughout the day, dependent on age and medical factors."

And some of us just do have tbe horn, to be fair Nero 🤣

There are just days when based on how tired I am and if soneone has triggered my mind, that I'm just thinking about sex. This is my day today.

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By *ayHaychMan
2 weeks ago

West Yorkshire

I find when I have been physically active and then sit or lie down, as my body relaxes I end up getting a hard on. So after a hike and at a cafe with platonic friends is always a bit awkward.

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By *haosAfterDarkCouple
2 weeks ago

Kilmarnock


"I always end up with a wide on in b&m"

This made me SNORT

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By *cceptableTeaseWoman
2 weeks ago

Stafford


"It's strange to think that a man can excite himself for no reason, other than owning an extra appendage!

Most men aren't 'exciting' themselves. Erections are often extraneous to arousal or sexual impetus. Testosterone levels vary throughout the day, dependent on age and medical factors."

I don't think women understand these things, genuinely!

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By *cceptableTeaseWoman
2 weeks ago

Stafford


"I find when I have been physically active and then sit or lie down, as my body relaxes I end up getting a hard on. So after a hike and at a cafe with platonic friends is always a bit awkward. "

Fancy a walk and a brew?

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By *layfull pairingCouple
2 weeks ago

Bristol

Every time I’m slumming it in grey tracky bottoms... it’s as if the little fella knows it’s the worst possible time to make an appearance..

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By *cceptableTeaseWoman
2 weeks ago

Stafford


"Every time I’m slumming it in grey tracky bottoms... it’s as if the little fella knows it’s the worst possible time to make an appearance.. "

The best trousers invented for dick imprint!

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By *orthernMan1991Man
2 weeks ago

Seaburn

Ive always found after exercise/ training i cant help but get an unexpected hard on... It makes it very awkward after the gym then walking around tesco getting food for dinner...

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By *ayHaychMan
2 weeks ago

West Yorkshire


"I find when I have been physically active and then sit or lie down, as my body relaxes I end up getting a hard on. So after a hike and at a cafe with platonic friends is always a bit awkward.

Fancy a walk and a brew?"

I’ll bring my ice pack along with me

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By *enlikesbothMan
2 weeks ago

york or visiting


"Has anyone ever found themselves with an erection or wetness at a time when truth be told, it just wasn’t the right moment?

I’m currently in the office at my desk, and no is not the time to be pushing against the inside of my trousers. lol "

Soo many times rocking the table. And have had a shiny pre patch appear in the grey trousers 🤦🏼

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By *ewLife65Man
2 weeks ago

Sevenoaks

Being a nudist and swimmer yes often!! Less now but in my younger days!

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