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"Ok. Is knitting permissible? Or crochet?" Dirty stitch. | |||
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"Ok. Is knitting permissible? Or crochet?" As long as its not willy warmers or anything similar | |||
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"Having sex. It's just not classy and brings the tone down." No, sorry, can't, won't, can't make me 🤷🏼 I like having the sex  | |||
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"Ok. Is knitting permissible? Or crochet?" If they take crochet away from me I'm guna riot! | |||
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"Having sex. It's just not classy and brings the tone down." Never really got started 😕 | |||
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"Can you all just stop" I'd like to get off. | |||
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"Agreed. Anyone having sex should be flogged. " Flog me baby! 😂 | |||
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"Agreed. Anyone having sex should be flogged. " Oh no, I've had loads of sex. Flog me. | |||
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"Agreed. Anyone having sex should be flogged. Oh no, I've had loads of sex. Flog me. " I'm afraid I will need to bend you over first to check if you're able to receive the flogging. | |||
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"Agreed. Anyone having sex should be flogged. Flog me baby! 😂 " Whaaaaaatsshhhh 😂 | |||
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"Ok. Is knitting permissible? Or crochet? As long as its not willy warmers or anything similar " No crocheted ball bags then? | |||
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"Agreed. Anyone having sex should be flogged. Flog me baby! 😂 Whaaaaaatsshhhh 😂" Me and Ugly Bird can have a lash each 😈 | |||
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"No one is having sex really anyway. We’re all just on here talking about it. " Like we're all trying to prove something. I've totally had sex before! ...And it was great! | |||
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"No one is having sex really anyway. We’re all just on here talking about it. Like we're all trying to prove something. I've totally had sex before! ...And it was great!" Just the once? | |||
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"If you look at the expression on people's faces, and all the yelling. It seems abundantly clear that nobody is enjoying sex." Oh I'm enjoying the sex, very muchly *big grin* | |||
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"No one is having sex really anyway. We’re all just on here talking about it. Like we're all trying to prove something. I've totally had sex before! ...And it was great! Just the once? " The secret to Joe's legs is not the gym. It's shagging! | |||
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"No one is having sex really anyway. We’re all just on here talking about it. Like we're all trying to prove something. I've totally had sex before! ...And it was great! Just the once? The secret to Joe's legs is not the gym. It's shagging!" MrBeans can you confirm this? 🤔 | |||
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"No one is having sex really anyway. We’re all just on here talking about it. Like we're all trying to prove something. I've totally had sex before! ...And it was great! Just the once? The secret to Joe's legs is not the gym. It's shagging! MrBeans can you confirm this? 🤔 " Pffft... Like I have to do anything during sex | |||
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"No one is having sex really anyway. We’re all just on here talking about it. Like we're all trying to prove something. I've totally had sex before! ...And it was great! Just the once? The secret to Joe's legs is not the gym. It's shagging! MrBeans can you confirm this? 🤔 Pffft... Like I have to do anything during sex" Probably why it was just the once 😎 | |||
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"No one is having sex really anyway. We’re all just on here talking about it. Like we're all trying to prove something. I've totally had sex before! ...And it was great! Just the once? The secret to Joe's legs is not the gym. It's shagging! MrBeans can you confirm this? 🤔 Pffft... Like I have to do anything during sex" He didn't deny it! 😜 | |||
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"Agreed. Anyone having sex should be flogged. Flog me baby! 😂 Whaaaaaatsshhhh 😂 Me and Ugly Bird can have a lash each 😈 "To you, to me! | |||
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"Can we still wank?" I hope so! Isn’t that all some of us have? | |||
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"Can we still wank?" Of course, or else I'd have nothing to talk to you about | |||
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"Can we still wank? Of course, or else I'd have nothing to talk to you about " True and you love talking to me | |||
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"Agreed. Anyone having sex should be flogged. Flog me baby! 😂 Whaaaaaatsshhhh 😂 Me and Ugly Bird can have a lash each 😈
To you, to me!"You definitely need to stop having sex. I don't even know who you are anymore. Though this could be the effects of rum. | |||
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"Agreed. Anyone having sex should be flogged. Flog me baby! 😂 Whaaaaaatsshhhh 😂 Me and Ugly Bird can have a lash each 😈
To you, to me!
You definitely need to stop having sex. I don't even know who you are anymore.
Though this could be the effects of rum."I just love the penis Kai, it does magical things | |||
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"My wife has lol" Maybe that's just with you | |||
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"Can we still wank? Of course, or else I'd have nothing to talk to you about True and you love talking to me" We all love talking to you. And wanking at the same time lol. | |||
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"Agreed. Anyone having sex should be flogged. Flog me baby! 😂 Whaaaaaatsshhhh 😂 Me and Ugly Bird can have a lash each 😈
To you, to me!
You definitely need to stop having sex. I don't even know who you are anymore.
Though this could be the effects of rum.
I just love the penis Kai, it does magical things "Yeah that's why you're always on here talking about all that sex you had... | |||
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"My wife has lol Maybe that's just with you" hope so x | |||
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"My wife has lol Maybe that's just with you" What the hell else is there to do in Falkirk 🤷🏽♂️ | |||
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"Agreed. Anyone having sex should be flogged. Flog me baby! 😂 Whaaaaaatsshhhh 😂 Me and Ugly Bird can have a lash each 😈
To you, to me!
You definitely need to stop having sex. I don't even know who you are anymore.
Though this could be the effects of rum.
I just love the penis Kai, it does magical things
Yeah that's why you're always on here talking about all that sex you had..."That's because I'm an adult not an over excited horny teenager | |||
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"My wife has lol Maybe that's just with you What the hell else is there to do in Falkirk 🤷🏽♂️" shout at hotels? | |||
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"Ive never had sex anyway, my children were conceived by immaculate conception. Everyone calls me Mary Mag Mrs x" You deffo look far too innocent to have have had sex anyway lol. Hahahaha not. Gorgeous. | |||
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"Having sex. It's just not classy and brings the tone down." In solidarity with this post I refuse to start, let alone stop. | |||
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"No one is having sex really anyway. We’re all just on here talking about it. Like we're all trying to prove something. I've totally had sex before! ...And it was great! Just the once? The secret to Joe's legs is not the gym. It's shagging! MrBeans can you confirm this? 🤔 Pffft... Like I have to do anything during sex Probably why it was just the once 😎" It's all she could handle to be fair 🤷♂️ | |||
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"No one is having sex really anyway. We’re all just on here talking about it. Like we're all trying to prove something. I've totally had sex before! ...And it was great! Just the once? The secret to Joe's legs is not the gym. It's shagging! MrBeans can you confirm this? 🤔 Pffft... Like I have to do anything during sex He didn't deny it! 😜" It's better that squats and a leg press to be fair 😂 | |||
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"My wife has lol Maybe that's just with you What the hell else is there to do in Falkirk 🤷🏽♂️shout at hotels?" It's either that or have a punch up down the pub. | |||
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"Agreed. Anyone having sex should be flogged. Flog me baby! 😂 Whaaaaaatsshhhh 😂 Me and Ugly Bird can have a lash each 😈
To you, to me!
You definitely need to stop having sex. I don't even know who you are anymore.
Though this could be the effects of rum.
I just love the penis Kai, it does magical things
Yeah that's why you're always on here talking about all that sex you had...
That's because I'm an adult not an over excited horny teenager "Speak for yourself love, I'm 52... With the libido of a 17 year old...😎 Sorry make that 71 year old...🤦🏽♂️ | |||
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"What people are having sex, where, who, so disrespectful lol" Me 🙋🏼♀️ I'm having the sex, lots of it with TheHusband and TheBF, not at the same time though 😔 | |||
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"Ive never had sex anyway, my children were conceived by immaculate conception. Everyone calls me Mary Mag Mrs x You deffo look far too innocent to have have had sex anyway lol. Hahahaha not. Gorgeous. " I know right?!, I wouldnt even know what goes where 🤷🏼♀️ Mrs x | |||
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"What people are having sex, where, who, so disrespectful lol Me 🙋🏼♀️ I'm having the sex, lots of it with TheHusband and TheBF, not at the same time though 😔 " So you're the who's taking all our quota... Get her... Where's my pitchfork when I need it. | |||
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"What people are having sex, where, who, so disrespectful lol Me 🙋🏼♀️ I'm having the sex, lots of it with TheHusband and TheBF, not at the same time though 😔 So you're the who's taking all our quota... Get her... Where's my pitchfork when I need it." Pitchfork... You kinky bugger! 😉 | |||
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"Ive never had sex anyway, my children were conceived by immaculate conception. Everyone calls me Mary Mag Mrs x You deffo look far too innocent to have have had sex anyway lol. Hahahaha not. Gorgeous. I know right?!, I wouldnt even know what goes where 🤷🏼♀️ Mrs x" Hahaha only one way to find out lol. Practice makes perfect. | |||
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"Ive never had sex anyway, my children were conceived by immaculate conception. Everyone calls me Mary Mag Mrs x You deffo look far too innocent to have have had sex anyway lol. Hahahaha not. Gorgeous. I know right?!, I wouldnt even know what goes where 🤷🏼♀️ Mrs x Hahaha only one way to find out lol. Practice makes perfect. " Oh no, I'm good thanks x Mrs x | |||
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"Ive never had sex anyway, my children were conceived by immaculate conception. Everyone calls me Mary Mag Mrs x You deffo look far too innocent to have have had sex anyway lol. Hahahaha not. Gorgeous. I know right?!, I wouldnt even know what goes where 🤷🏼♀️ Mrs x Hahaha only one way to find out lol. Practice makes perfect. Oh no, I'm good thanks x Mrs x" Good in a good way I'm sure lol. | |||
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"Ive never had sex anyway, my children were conceived by immaculate conception. Everyone calls me Mary Mag Mrs x You deffo look far too innocent to have have had sex anyway lol. Hahahaha not. Gorgeous. I know right?!, I wouldnt even know what goes where 🤷🏼♀️ Mrs x Hahaha only one way to find out lol. Practice makes perfect. Oh no, I'm good thanks x Mrs x Good in a good way I'm sure lol. " Im not sure what you mean , but yeah sure why not! Mrs x | |||
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"Sex? What's that?! I thought this was a site for ice cream appreciation "Only the vanilla flavour it would seem! 😜 | |||
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"I kind of have. Not because I don't want it, though." don't give up x | |||
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"Sex? What's that?! I thought this was a site for ice cream appreciation
Only the vanilla flavour it would seem! 😜"Vanilla with a hint of chilli? 🤔 | |||
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"Sex? What's that?! I thought this was a site for ice cream appreciation
Only the vanilla flavour it would seem! 😜"Out. I like nuts, sprinkles and sauce with mine  | |||
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"Sex? What's that?! I thought this was a site for ice cream appreciation
Only the vanilla flavour it would seem! 😜
Out. I like nuts, sprinkles and sauce with mine "And a good dollop of sauce too I hope lol. Smokin hot profile and pics btw. | |||
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"Sex? What's that?! I thought this was a site for ice cream appreciation
Only the vanilla flavour it would seem! 😜
Out. I like nuts, sprinkles and sauce with mine "It definitely makes for a more exciting mouthful 😇😉 | |||
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"Ok. Is knitting permissible? Or crochet? If they take crochet away from me I'm guna riot! " "Having the sex"  | |||
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"Having sex. It's just not classy and brings the tone down." You cant make me stop. You're not my real Dad. | |||
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"Having sex. It's just not classy and brings the tone down." No. Do you not know me at all 🙄 being unclassy and bringing the tone down is what I’m all about. The mr | |||
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"Can I have a lady wank instead?" That would still count as sex unless you let someone do it for you. | |||
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"Can I have a lady wank instead? That would still count as sex unless you let someone do it for you. " No, wanks are permitted | |||
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