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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

…and this got me thinking; Naked wheelbarrow racing - How awesome would that be, right?

Jiggling bits and bobs everywhere and much fun and laughter will surely ensue.

So: Who’s going to sit naked in my wheelbarrow and let me run around with you over uneven ground?

Anyway, what other new, nude sports and activities can you invent my fine peeps?

And….if you see one mentioned that you like the sound of, by all means say that you’d be up for it. Who knows, it might just catch on 😜

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By *athomMan
2 weeks ago

South Coast

I used to work around Kings Cross ,witnessed a street girl getting wheelbarrowed next to my car , not naked - probably extra 😊

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By *riginal_FlirtWoman
2 weeks ago

Antrim

Naked 3 or 4 legged race?

Egg and Spoon but the women have to hold the egg between their boobs and the men have to hold in their bum cheeks?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I used to work around Kings Cross ,witnessed a street girl getting wheelbarrowed next to my car , not naked - probably extra 😊"

😂😂 I’ve seen some similarly choice sights in London myself.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Naked 3 or 4 legged race?

Egg and Spoon but the women have to hold the egg between their boobs and the men have to hold in their bum cheeks?

"

😂😂 Ahhhh - I love these! I can imagine the frantic waddling of the chaps as we struggle desperately to clench hold of the egg and reach the finish line… 😵‍💫😜

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By *ellsOMan
2 weeks ago

hull

I read wheelbarrow as the game where you hold someones legs and they run using there arms, that sounds good naked

So does nudest leapfrog!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I read wheelbarrow as the game where you hold someones legs and they run using there arms, that sounds good naked

So does nudest leapfrog! "

😂😂 I can foresee multiple scrotums bapping on the heads of their partners in the last one 😂😂

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By *itty FelouWoman
2 weeks ago

Carlisle

There is a Dare to Bare Nude 5K next month which I would love to do but it is down south.

Although a nude 3 legged race would be much more fun.

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham

Nude egg and spoon race, but instead of the egg...

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"

There is a Dare to Bare Nude 5K next month which I would love to do but it is down south.

Although a nude 3 legged race would be much more fun."

I’m calculating how many ‘legs’ would be present if two chaps were tied at the leg in the race…..Five by my reckoning…. 😜

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Nude egg and spoon race, but instead of the egg... "

😂😂 I have never yet had my sacred orbs of power held upon a wooden spoon.

….It is high time to experience this wonder, me thinks 😜

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By *idnightcowboy69Man
2 weeks ago

cirencester

Been many a year since Ive done the wheelbarrow position...

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham


"Nude egg and spoon race, but instead of the egg...

😂😂 I have never yet had my sacred orbs of power held upon a wooden spoon.

….It is high time to experience this wonder, me thinks 😜"

What about a metal spoon, have you tried that?

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By *4bimMan
2 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

akways mow the lawn at around midnight wearing a jason from friday 13th mask.

the neighbours will not say a word

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By *hilly1515Man
2 weeks ago

naked chainsaw juggling..

or perhaps trampolining.

or maybe camel racing.

Then I thought na somebody might get the hump...

So I have thought long n hard naked jousting on Shetland ponies.. with a clothes line prop...and a round plastic garden waste bin lid.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Been many a year since Ive done the wheelbarrow position..."

It’s quite the showstopper position 👍🏻😍

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Nude egg and spoon race, but instead of the egg...

😂😂 I have never yet had my sacred orbs of power held upon a wooden spoon.

….It is high time to experience this wonder, me thinks 😜

What about a metal spoon, have you tried that? "

Eeee by gum - the cold of the steel caused my balks to retract back into my body 😱😜

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"akways mow the lawn at around midnight wearing a jason from friday 13th mask.

the neighbours will not say a word"

😂😂😂

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


" naked chainsaw juggling..

or perhaps trampolining.

or maybe camel racing.

Then I thought na somebody might get the hump...

So I have thought long n hard naked jousting on Shetland ponies.. with a clothes line prop...and a round plastic garden waste bin lid.

"

Naked trampolining - now that sounds like an amazing thing to behold! 😍😍😍 I am presently visualising the wondrous sight….

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By *hilly1515Man
2 weeks ago

got another one naked blamongue poly tunnel wresting...

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


" got another one naked blamongue poly tunnel wresting..."

😂😂😍 Yet another one I’d love to observe - lots of lovely wobbly bits (including the blamongue) 😍😍

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

I would like naked cheese rolling please. No part of your hand or feet is allowed to touch the cheese.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I would like naked cheese rolling please. No part of your hand or feet is allowed to touch the cheese."

😂😂 That’s my hips I’m using…I’m not pumping the cheese…honestly… 🫢

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By *kphooey43Man
2 weeks ago

Barnet

Naked pole vault - define what is meant by the pole, and how you vault it.

Alternatively, if it was just the normal sport, but naked, what a sight that might be!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Has anyone said Naked Scottish Dancing ?

I quite fancy being a spectator to that

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Naked pole vault - define what is meant by the pole, and how you vault it.

Alternatively, if it was just the normal sport, but naked, what a sight that might be!

"

I’d like to view it in slow motion - what an amazing sight that would be! 😍😍

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Has anyone said Naked Scottish Dancing ?

I quite fancy being a spectator to that"

Swaying, bobbing and rhythmically swinging bits aplenty for sure 😜😜

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By *artorialMan
2 weeks ago

weymouth


"

There is a Dare to Bare Nude 5K next month which I would love to do but it is down south.

Although a nude 3 legged race would be much more fun."

Is that totally naked or are trainers allowed

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By *hisIsMe58Man
2 weeks ago

Winchester

Naked hurdles, could get painful for the gents.

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By *hilly1515Man
2 weeks ago

what about upping the risk factor , for spectators , naked rose bed long jump...

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