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"Wouldn't it sting?" Probably if you'd just bleached it to a fetching shade of pink then used hair remover on it.  | |||
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What a great advertising ploy. Instead of spending out on your arm pits you now have to have your deoderant brought in on pallets..... | |||
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"I think you've miss read aerosol " No. I'm quite bright. | |||
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"When I see those ads where women rub it on their thighs and spray their fanny and slop it on their ankles and whisper it at their arse crack ...... I go
What a great advertising ploy. Instead of spending out on your arm pits you now have to have your deoderant brought in on pallets....."I tapped out when they started telling me I needed femfresh | |||
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"When I see those ads where women rub it on their thighs and spray their fanny and slop it on their ankles and whisper it at their arse crack ...... I go
What a great advertising ploy. Instead of spending out on your arm pits you now have to have your deoderant brought in on pallets.....
I tapped out when they started telling me I needed femfresh"Me too ...... i'd never be bringing the dogs home if I came in 'odourless flavour' | |||
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"I'm not sure I should be allowing lynx around my fanny Steve" It would depend on the smell scale. Some smells can take paint off. | |||
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"I’m sure Fabbers of a certain age are recalling The Swedish Chemist sketch from Not The Nine o’Clock News reading this ." , yes!
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"So let me get this straight I must be hair free from the eyebrows down, smell of nothing but chemicals but remain natural. " Remember you also need to look fresh and put together but also like you’re not wearing any makeup. | |||
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"So let me get this straight I must be hair free from the eyebrows down, smell of nothing but chemicals but remain natural. Remember you also need to look fresh and put together but also like you’re not wearing any makeup. Finally, that's all we want. In return we'll be over 8ft have a 12 pack, earn more than Elon musk, own land on every content and keep our mouths shut 😜 lol " | |||
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"So let me get this straight I must be hair free from the eyebrows down, smell of nothing but chemicals but remain natural. Remember you also need to look fresh and put together but also like you’re not wearing any makeup. " I can achieve one of those things 😝 | |||
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"I simply heave open my buttocks and spray Lynx into the great chasm 👍🏻 " Does that not get uncomfortable when all the local women jump into it like they're looking for the Pied Piper? | |||
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"invent shit. people buy it. " Oh do they? Well let me tell you this - bottled water will never catch on ! | |||
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"I simply heave open my buttocks and spray Lynx into the great chasm 👍🏻 Does that not get uncomfortable when all the local women jump into it like they're looking for the Pied Piper? " 😂 So many enchanted souls have entered my Lynx lined, magic ring piece….but none have ever returned… | |||
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"I simply heave open my buttocks and spray Lynx into the great chasm 👍🏻 Does that not get uncomfortable when all the local women jump into it like they're looking for the Pied Piper? 😂 So many enchanted souls have entered my Lynx lined, magic ring piece….but none have ever returned… " Sounds a bit like mordor. | |||
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"We survived for millenia without it. Why do we need it now? " Because anal has only recently been invented | |||
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"I simply heave open my buttocks and spray Lynx into the great chasm 👍🏻 Does that not get uncomfortable when all the local women jump into it like they're looking for the Pied Piper? 😂 So many enchanted souls have entered my Lynx lined, magic ring piece….but none have ever returned… Sounds a bit like mordor. " I must admit that I was a bit shocked to find two Hobbits trying to lob a ring into my back passage one day…. ‘One does not simply march into my arse.’ 😜 | |||
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