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Why are some battery packs so difficult to get in to? Grrr. | |||
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"Nothing to rant about thankfully. I am feeling quite sick and a little bit sorry for myself though "If you dont hurry up & smile I'm gonna spank that ass of yours over my knee, then we'll see what arises...  | |||
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"Nothing to rant about thankfully. I am feeling quite sick and a little bit sorry for myself though
If you dont hurry up & smile I'm gonna spank that ass of yours over my knee, then we'll see what arises... "Don't threaten me with a good time mister | |||
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"Nothing to rant about thankfully. I am feeling quite sick and a little bit sorry for myself though
If you dont hurry up & smile I'm gonna spank that ass of yours over my knee, then we'll see what arises...
Don't threaten me with a good time mister "What if I threaten you with chocolate? Never mind, if you’re feeling sick you definitely won’t want my Flake | |||
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"Easy General. Dont hold back mate, get it all out "Sorry I just get so darn heated sometimes I may have popped a blood vessel there | |||
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"Nothing to rant about thankfully. I am feeling quite sick and a little bit sorry for myself though
If you dont hurry up & smile I'm gonna spank that ass of yours over my knee, then we'll see what arises...
Don't threaten me with a good time mister
What if I threaten you with chocolate?
Never mind, if you’re feeling sick you definitely won’t want my Flake"Ohhh I wouldn't turn down your flake. I had one yesterday, despite feeling like throwing my guts up 😈🤣 | |||
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"Nothing to rant about thankfully. I am feeling quite sick and a little bit sorry for myself though
If you dont hurry up & smile I'm gonna spank that ass of yours over my knee, then we'll see what arises...
Don't threaten me with a good time mister "You wonderful woman you, I lick you a lot ya know... 😜 | |||
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"Nothing to rant about thankfully. I am feeling quite sick and a little bit sorry for myself though
If you dont hurry up & smile I'm gonna spank that ass of yours over my knee, then we'll see what arises...
Don't threaten me with a good time mister
You wonderful woman you, I lick you a lot ya know... 😜 "I didn't feel a thing  | |||
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"Nothing to rant about thankfully. I am feeling quite sick and a little bit sorry for myself though
If you dont hurry up & smile I'm gonna spank that ass of yours over my knee, then we'll see what arises...
Don't threaten me with a good time mister
You wonderful woman you, I lick you a lot ya know... 😜
I didn't feel a thing "Then I must try harder... | |||
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"Why can't people do their fucking job right and it's up to me to sort it! " Exactly how I feel at a gang bang… always down to me to transport the lady to orgasmic paradise… why can’t I just cum in her handbag and leave like a normal person??   | |||
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"Why is it Walkers baked crisps only have about 5 crisps in them !! I know they’re supposed to be low fat, but that’s taking the mick haha" That's how they get the calories down per packet, only putting 7 crisps in there | |||
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"Why is it Walkers baked crisps only have about 5 crisps in them !! I know they’re supposed to be low fat, but that’s taking the mick haha" Have you noticed the crisps in original crisp packets are getting less and less? At this rate. There'll be full packets with only one crisp in them. | |||
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"Knobheads who insist on watching tik tok shit or listening to music WITHOUT headphones. Nobody wants to listen to your shit music or hillarious video over and over again. Get some poxy headphones you selfish cunt. Rant over. This Thank you. Normal service shall now resume
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"I’m poorly and I’m sick of being poorly. And I’m not getting paid whilst I’m off work. And I’m sick of having to work - I want to win the lottery and go on holiday 😂 " Totally on board as I don’t get paid when off sick and reckon I’d be a very good millionaire could easily stay off forever | |||
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"I’m poorly and I’m sick of being poorly. And I’m not getting paid whilst I’m off work. And I’m sick of having to work - I want to win the lottery and go on holiday 😂 " Self employed life! Don't get paid unless you work. They say money doesn't bring happiness but I would give it a fucking good go, hope you feel better soon x | |||
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"Why is all the "discounted" Easter chocolate still so fucking expensive? 🙄" Tesco still had Lindor at full price! Wankers… | |||
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"Nature is beautiful. But why does grass only come in green? Why can’t we have purple grass? I want a purple lawn by gum! 🤔" I think a pink lawn would look nice...like a bright Barbie pink | |||
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"Nature is beautiful. But why does grass only come in green? Why can’t we have purple grass? I want a purple lawn by gum! 🤔" Yes like the purple carrots that you very kindly informed me exist ! | |||
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"Nature is beautiful. But why does grass only come in green? Why can’t we have purple grass? I want a purple lawn by gum! 🤔 I think a pink lawn would look nice...like a bright Barbie pink" That would be lovely 🥰 Imagine the joy of waking up to such a cheery sight every morning 😍😍 | |||
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"Why is all the "discounted" Easter chocolate still so fucking expensive? 🙄 Tesco still had Lindor at full price! Wankers…" I saw a big Lindt bunny "discounted" to £4.50 from like £8 and was about to pick it up before I realised how ridiculous that price still was! | |||
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"Nature is beautiful. But why does grass only come in green? Why can’t we have purple grass? I want a purple lawn by gum! 🤔 Yes like the purple carrots that you very kindly informed me exist !" 😂😂 They are indeed a thing of true beauty; Everything looks better in purple, I think. Believe it or not, I was looking online and even found purple car tyres - I mean, whoa! They look amazing 😍😍😁 | |||
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"Nature is beautiful. But why does grass only come in green? Why can’t we have purple grass? I want a purple lawn by gum! 🤔 Yes like the purple carrots that you very kindly informed me exist ! 😂😂 They are indeed a thing of true beauty; Everything looks better in purple, I think. Believe it or not, I was looking online and even found purple car tyres - I mean, whoa! They look amazing 😍😍😁" Haha yes especially Cadbury purple | |||
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"Why is all the "discounted" Easter chocolate still so fucking expensive? 🙄 Tesco still had Lindor at full price! Wankers… I saw a big Lindt bunny "discounted" to £4.50 from like £8 and was about to pick it up before I realised how ridiculous that price still was!" Choc is so expensive atm. Let me know if you go back to invest and I’ll go halves 😘 | |||
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"Why is all the "discounted" Easter chocolate still so fucking expensive? 🙄 Tesco still had Lindor at full price! Wankers… I saw a big Lindt bunny "discounted" to £4.50 from like £8 and was about to pick it up before I realised how ridiculous that price still was! Choc is so expensive atm. Let me know if you go back to invest and I’ll go halves 😘" It's a deal! 😘 | |||
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"Nature is beautiful. But why does grass only come in green? Why can’t we have purple grass? I want a purple lawn by gum! 🤔 Yes like the purple carrots that you very kindly informed me exist !" Purple potatoes and cauliflower exist too | |||
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"Nature is beautiful. But why does grass only come in green? Why can’t we have purple grass? I want a purple lawn by gum! 🤔 Yes like the purple carrots that you very kindly informed me exist ! Purple potatoes and cauliflower exist too " Whenever I see something in purple, I feel instantly happy 🥰🥰🥰 | |||
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"Nature is beautiful. But why does grass only come in green? Why can’t we have purple grass? I want a purple lawn by gum! 🤔 Yes like the purple carrots that you very kindly informed me exist ! Purple potatoes and cauliflower exist too Whenever I see something in purple, I feel instantly happy 🥰🥰🥰" Is it possible to add food colouring (nature friendly of course) to grass to change the colour? | |||
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"Nature is beautiful. But why does grass only come in green? Why can’t we have purple grass? I want a purple lawn by gum! 🤔 Yes like the purple carrots that you very kindly informed me exist ! Purple potatoes and cauliflower exist too Whenever I see something in purple, I feel instantly happy 🥰🥰🥰 Is it possible to add food colouring (nature friendly of course) to grass to change the colour?" It might well be worth a try 😁👍🏻 I’m waiting on scientific tampering; the day will surely come when we will be able to change our lawn colours on a whim, via a button 🥰🥰 | |||
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"Mars bars, they have minimised them again so they are literally the size of the old funsize bars you used to get in the 90's and charging more for it!! " You may take my life… but don’t piss about with my chocolate!!  | |||
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"Nature is beautiful. But why does grass only come in green? Why can’t we have purple grass? I want a purple lawn by gum! 🤔 Yes like the purple carrots that you very kindly informed me exist ! Purple potatoes and cauliflower exist too " What about tenderstem broccoli- thats purple ish? | |||
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"Nature is beautiful. But why does grass only come in green? Why can’t we have purple grass? I want a purple lawn by gum! 🤔 Yes like the purple carrots that you very kindly informed me exist ! Purple potatoes and cauliflower exist too What about tenderstem broccoli- thats purple ish?" Sure we can go with that. Let's make everything purple | |||
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"Nature is beautiful. But why does grass only come in green? Why can’t we have purple grass? I want a purple lawn by gum! 🤔 Yes like the purple carrots that you very kindly informed me exist ! Love how this was supposed to be a rant but has turned into a conversation about coloured veg 😂 Purple potatoes and cauliflower exist too What about tenderstem broccoli- thats purple ish? Sure we can go with that. Let's make everything purple " | |||
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"Why do they put scissors in the sort of sealed plastic packaging that you need scissors to open? " Despite most packaging being horrible to open, scissors ✂️ have to be put in the worst of all. Buying your 1st scissors is probably going to mean that you'll never have scissors that are free to use | |||
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"Nature is beautiful. But why does grass only come in green? Why can’t we have purple grass? I want a purple lawn by gum! 🤔 Yes like the purple carrots that you very kindly informed me exist ! Purple potatoes and cauliflower exist too What about tenderstem broccoli- thats purple ish? Sure we can go with that. Let's make everything purple " If you made everything purple the world would be chaos. Snooker balls would have to have different sized bells inside to distinguish them. You haven't really thought this through, have you? | |||
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"Its a long while since we've had rant Thursday. I have nothing to rant about Soohie" I thought a blast from the past could be in order Diamond  . Glad you're all good | |||
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"My “early afternoon” delivery didn’t come till after 3, spent 4 hours sat in a van with my labourer who moaned his tits off the entire time as his phone was flat and obviously amusing yourself without a phone is impossible these days " He stinks as well .... | |||
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"My “early afternoon” delivery didn’t come till after 3, spent 4 hours sat in a van with my labourer who moaned his tits off the entire time as his phone was flat and obviously amusing yourself without a phone is impossible these days He stinks as well .... " Haha that’s mainly when it’s warm in summer luckily today it was a bit chilly. The only one time he stank in winter was when I strongly suspected he had shit his pants | |||
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"My “early afternoon” delivery didn’t come till after 3, spent 4 hours sat in a van with my labourer who moaned his tits off the entire time as his phone was flat and obviously amusing yourself without a phone is impossible these days He stinks as well .... Haha that’s mainly when it’s warm in summer luckily today it was a bit chilly. The only one time he stank in winter was when I strongly suspected he had shit his pants " 😂😂 | |||
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""we'll get back to you in a week or so" It has been 2.5 weeks "I've had a query open with Iberia since 30th Jan... 4 emails, and 7 phone calls later, I still don't have an outcome 😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 | |||
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"The only one time he stank in winter was when I strongly suspected he had shit his pants " 😱😱😱😱 | |||
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