FabSwingers.com forum: If I waved it in your face

By *aitonel OP Man
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

Would you take it?

Honest answers only please.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

What are you waving? 😄

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By *anderingArtistMan
2 weeks ago

an abstract world

Only if it made eye contact

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By *aitonel OP Man
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

"What are you waving? 😄"

It!

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By *aitonel OP Man
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Only if it made eye contact"
constant dead pan stare, or blinking possible?

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By *omeotherguyMan
2 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

"Would you take it?

Honest answers only please. "

If it was a pork pie, I'd be immediately triggered and rip it from your grip, squat in the corner and stuff my face like I hadn't eaten for a week.

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By *eliWoman
2 weeks ago

If I say no are you going to leave the thread? Don't want to cause any upset. 🤗

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By *aitonel OP Man
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

"If I say no are you going to leave the thread? Don't want to cause any upset. 🤗"

If I say no, are you going to say no?

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By *anderingArtistMan
2 weeks ago

an abstract world

"Only if it made eye contact constant dead pan stare, or blinking possible? "

Constant stare during the waving. Followed by a slow wink.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Only if there was a subtle leakage as it went past.

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Motherwell

Would you hold it against me... Song lyrics from one I can't quite remember. Mx

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By *tannersMan
2 weeks ago

stanley

"Would you take it?

Honest answers only please. "

Is it a dark chocolate kitkat?

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By *ocialablechapMan
2 weeks ago

Paphos and also SW UK

A bag of tangfastics? Yes sure

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By *atpurrWoman
2 weeks ago

Kent

Is “it” big enough to wave or is it more of a waggle ?

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

£50 notes or sausage rolls - yes please

Willies - no thanks 😄

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By *legantEnigmaWoman
2 weeks ago

South of the Watford Gap

"Would you take it?

Honest answers only please.

Is it a dark chocolate kitkat?"

What? Wait... There's dark chocolate KitKat??? 😲

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

100%.

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 weeks ago

your hotlist

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 weeks ago

North West

A cat? A dog? Wonko's Irn Bru Bottle?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

Only if it’s it. If it’s not it I don’t want it.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

I do hope it's chocolate now.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
2 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Depends on if I really really want IT....

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 weeks ago

North West

"Depends on if I really really want IT...."

Typo you mean ET

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

"Depends on if I really really want IT....

Typo you mean ET "

What’s ET short for?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Depends on if I really really want IT....

Typo you mean ET "

Extra testicle?

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By *aitonel OP Man
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Would you take it?

Honest answers only please.

Is it a dark chocolate kitkat?

What? Wait... There's dark chocolate KitKat??? 😲"

How do you not know this!?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Depends on if I really really want IT....

Typo you mean ET

What’s ET short for?"

Because he has little legs

Mr 🐺

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"Depends on if I really really want IT....

Typo you mean ET

What’s ET short for?

Because he has little legs

Mr 🐺 "

🤦‍♂️🤣

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By *itty FelouWoman
2 weeks ago

Carlisle

"Would you take it?

Honest answers only please. "

If it was tickets for a hot balloon ride then absofuckinlutely. Same goes for yellow roses and a double decker too!

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By *kphooey43Man
2 weeks ago

Barnet

Are we talking a cream filled pastry? In which case, yes please.

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By *aitonel OP Man
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Are we talking a cream filled pastry? In which case, yes please."

Phrasing!

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By *chupforitMan
2 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Would you take it?

Honest answers only please. "

Definitely.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

In both holes 😉

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

"Depends on if I really really want IT....

Typo you mean ET

What’s ET short for?

Because he has little legs

Mr 🐺 "

I’m so glad the set up wasn’t wasted! 😘🎉

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By *tormQueenWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

"Depends on if I really really want IT....

Typo you mean ET

What’s ET short for?

Because he has little legs

Mr 🐺

I’m so glad the set up wasn’t wasted! 😘🎉"

Awesome team effort guys...take a bow

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 weeks ago

North West

"Depends on if I really really want IT....

Typo you mean ET

What’s ET short for?

Because he has little legs

Mr 🐺

I’m so glad the set up wasn’t wasted! 😘🎉

Awesome team effort guys...take a bow"

Now ET can phone home

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By *legantEnigmaWoman
2 weeks ago

South of the Watford Gap

"Would you take it?

Honest answers only please.

Is it a dark chocolate kitkat?

What? Wait... There's dark chocolate KitKat??? 😲

How do you not know this!? "

Because I generally don't eat chocolate, and the rubbish corner shop doesn't sell them when I do venture in there to sate the rare craving...

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
2 weeks ago

Reading

I might bite it.

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