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 its been 15 mins and still no shag!!! | |||
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"Why can’t I get a shag with whoever has the biggest tits on fab??! its been 15 mins and still no shag!!! "Complain or make a thread about it. Oh | |||
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"Why can’t I get a shag with whoever has the biggest tits on fab??! its been 15 mins and still no shag!!!
Complain or make a thread about it.
Oh "Noooo that’s just a bit attention seeking… how big are your tits - out of interest…. Can i put you on standby in case the real big guns let me down??  | |||
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"Maybe it's your profile? You could post a thread on forums and ask for peoples feedback? " I have 50 cock pics and most of them jammed up another lady.. what’s putting the otvers off I wonder?? | |||
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"Why can’t I get a shag with whoever has the biggest tits on fab??! its been 15 mins and still no shag!!!
Complain or make a thread about it.
Oh
Noooo that’s just a bit attention seeking… how big are your tits - out of interest…. Can i put you on standby in case the real big guns let me down?? "Im oj i love attention seeking obvs. Keep it coming. Unfortunately there not that big id be no good to you  | |||
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"Need more cock pics, some next to everyday objects, preferably with a very messy background so your cleanliness is questioned. Then send them to every woman and couple in a 50mile radius telling them in a copy and paste message you are free now. Also follow up after 5mins complaining you've not had a reply, insults optional. " Oh your a pro arnt you. Stop showing off | |||
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"Why can’t I get a shag with whoever has the biggest tits on fab??! its been 15 mins and still no shag!!!
Complain or make a thread about it.
Oh
Noooo that’s just a bit attention seeking… how big are your tits - out of interest…. Can i put you on standby in case the real big guns let me down??
Im oj i love attention seeking obvs. Keep it coming.
Unfortunately there not that big id be no good to you "Lies and slander.. more than a handful is a waste! | |||
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"Need more cock pics, some next to everyday objects, preferably with a very messy background so your cleanliness is questioned. Then send them to every woman and couple in a 50mile radius telling them in a copy and paste message you are free now. Also follow up after 5mins complaining you've not had a reply, insults optional. Oh your a pro arnt you. Stop showing off " Well how do you think I got all my veris... | |||
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"Why can’t I get a shag with whoever has the biggest tits on fab??! its been 15 mins and still no shag!!! "I'm sure Tina would be more than happy to have you 😊 | |||
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"Need more cock pics, some next to everyday objects, preferably with a very messy background so your cleanliness is questioned. Then send them to every woman and couple in a 50mile radius telling them in a copy and paste message you are free now. Also follow up after 5mins complaining you've not had a reply, insults optional. " I can’t - ive blocked them all - bloody timewasters!!  | |||
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"I suggest you add multiple photos of your cock over a toilet and with a can or remote for measuring purposes. These kind of pics drive me wild. Guaranteed to work "I didn’t even flush.. what’s a guy got to do?? | |||
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"Maybe it's your profile? You could post a thread on forums and ask for peoples feedback? I have 50 cock pics and most of them jammed up another lady.. what’s putting the otvers off I wonder?? "😂😂😂😂😂 | |||
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"Need more cock pics, some next to everyday objects, preferably with a very messy background so your cleanliness is questioned. Then send them to every woman and couple in a 50mile radius telling them in a copy and paste message you are free now. Also follow up after 5mins complaining you've not had a reply, insults optional. I can’t - ive blocked them all - bloody timewasters!! "Well good on you... You don't want or deserve that negativity in your life .. you are an alpha male . You deserve ...no .. you ARE OWED a willing response! | |||
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"I suggest you add multiple photos of your cock over a toilet and with a can or remote for measuring purposes. These kind of pics drive me wild. Guaranteed to work
I didn’t even flush.. what’s a guy got to do?? "Mmmmm. You're making me horny | |||
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"I suggest you add multiple photos of your cock over a toilet and with a can or remote for measuring purposes. These kind of pics drive me wild. Guaranteed to work
I didn’t even flush.. what’s a guy got to do?? "Brilliant. | |||
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"Why can’t I get a shag with whoever has the biggest tits on fab??! its been 15 mins and still no shag!!!
I'm sure Tina would be more than happy to have you 😊"She said she would rather light 5 bangers in her mouth!! Not sausages… the fireworks!! | |||
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"Need more cock pics, some next to everyday objects, preferably with a very messy background so your cleanliness is questioned. Then send them to every woman and couple in a 50mile radius telling them in a copy and paste message you are free now. Also follow up after 5mins complaining you've not had a reply, insults optional. I can’t - ive blocked them all - bloody timewasters!!
Well good on you... You don't want or deserve that negativity in your life .. you are an alpha male . You deserve ...no .. you ARE OWED a willing response! "Have you got a sister?? | |||
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"Need more cock pics, some next to everyday objects, preferably with a very messy background so your cleanliness is questioned. Then send them to every woman and couple in a 50mile radius telling them in a copy and paste message you are free now. Also follow up after 5mins complaining you've not had a reply, insults optional. I can’t - ive blocked them all - bloody timewasters!!
Well good on you... You don't want or deserve that negativity in your life .. you are an alpha male . You deserve ...no .. you ARE OWED a willing response!
Have you got a sister?? "Two... But I'll pass you onto my mum. | |||
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"Need more cock pics, some next to everyday objects, preferably with a very messy background so your cleanliness is questioned. Then send them to every woman and couple in a 50mile radius telling them in a copy and paste message you are free now. Also follow up after 5mins complaining you've not had a reply, insults optional. I can’t - ive blocked them all - bloody timewasters!!
Well good on you... You don't want or deserve that negativity in your life .. you are an alpha male . You deserve ...no .. you ARE OWED a willing response!
Have you got a sister??
Two... But I'll pass you onto my mum. "Get in!!! | |||
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"Don't worry if any users have blocked you, you can always create another profile and message them again "Pmsl - thats Genius but if they block me.. sure sign theyre fakes!! And so are all the people who verify them xx in fact im blocking them now too  | |||
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"Don't worry if any users have blocked you, you can always create another profile and message them again
Pmsl - thats Genius but if they block me.. sure sign theyre fakes!! And so are all the people who verify them xx in fact im blocking them now too "😂😂😂😂 this thread is class | |||
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"Sometimes you stumble on a thread where every poster is on top form and make you chuckle. Bravo one and all "I love the forumites that play along with my daft threads - makes a great change to some of the more… serious… argumentative ones | |||
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"Don't worry if any users have blocked you, you can always create another profile and message them again "Oh I'm 40 profiles ahead of you... I'm actually a 76yo man from Durham called Keith. | |||
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