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"I can't hod carry bricks and I can't take a cock up the bum." But I've never been to me. | |||
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"I can't hod carry bricks and I can't take a cock up the bum. But I've never been to me." Ladies and gents , this is Nude - Nude Law and he always goes for total completion! of a song | |||
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"This is my theory. Anal loving men should do it with other men. Many men ( on here - more men than not ) rant about anal sex, beg for anal sex, do not want to die without having had anal sex.. All the scheming and making up of stories about it as if they know what it feels like to have one shoved up them ( yes I know some love it ! ) and all the while the woman is made to feel as if she is cruel and denying them a right e.g. Beryl does it with Charlie and Charlie says she cums quicker and harder ( I bet she says she does ) Anyway - then the women who love it. They love it they do. They say they do and I believe them - yet ..... I couldn't accommodate a cock if I wanted to - and I don't want to. For me it's like trying to wedge a french stick into a pin hole. Apart from that my biggest objection is that it's a poo chute and I don't want to play in poo or germs ( save me the douche stories - even the bacteria are laughing at you ) Then a lovely TV will pop onto the thread and I can feel how much they are gagging for it as they scream about the pleasure it gives them .... and I think , 'yes darling but you are 6ft 5" with an anal passage the width of drain pipe and a sphincter you can flick open n snap shut at will ...... I'm 5ft 4 with a starfish that hasn't seen interior lighting ever ... So... should all anal loving men only do it with other anal loving men. I can't hod carry bricks and I can't take a cock up the bum. ( thank you - I have submitted my theory for peer review ) " I blame the greeks | |||
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"This is my theory. Anal loving men should do it with other men. Many men ( on here - more men than not ) rant about anal sex, beg for anal sex, do not want to die without having had anal sex.. All the scheming and making up of stories about it as if they know what it feels like to have one shoved up them ( yes I know some love it ! ) and all the while the woman is made to feel as if she is cruel and denying them a right e.g. Beryl does it with Charlie and Charlie says she cums quicker and harder ( I bet she says she does ) Anyway - then the women who love it. They love it they do. They say they do and I believe them - yet ..... I couldn't accommodate a cock if I wanted to - and I don't want to. For me it's like trying to wedge a french stick into a pin hole. Apart from that my biggest objection is that it's a poo chute and I don't want to play in poo or germs ( save me the douche stories - even the bacteria are laughing at you ) Then a lovely TV will pop onto the thread and I can feel how much they are gagging for it as they scream about the pleasure it gives them .... and I think , 'yes darling but you are 6ft 5" with an anal passage the width of drain pipe and a sphincter you can flick open n snap shut at will ...... I'm 5ft 4 with a starfish that hasn't seen interior lighting ever ... So... should all anal loving men only do it with other anal loving men. I can't hod carry bricks and I can't take a cock up the bum. ( thank you - I have submitted my theory for peer review ) I blame the greeks" 😂😂 | |||
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" I blame the greeks" Greeks invented sex... Romans add woman in it | |||
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"Oh Pat, you do make me laugh. " Still on your cruelty awareness course Kiteinhell ? | |||
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"If you like it up the bum, take it up the bum. If you don’t like it up the bum, don’t take it up the bum. If you want to put it up someone’s bum, check if they like it up the bum." Simple really | |||
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"This is my theory. Anal loving men should do it with other men. Many men ( on here - more men than not ) rant about anal sex, beg for anal sex, do not want to die without having had anal sex.. All the scheming and making up of stories about it as if they know what it feels like to have one shoved up them ( yes I know some love it ! ) and all the while the woman is made to feel as if she is cruel and denying them a right e.g. Beryl does it with Charlie and Charlie says she cums quicker and harder ( I bet she says she does ) Anyway - then the women who love it. They love it they do. They say they do and I believe them - yet ..... I couldn't accommodate a cock if I wanted to - and I don't want to. For me it's like trying to wedge a french stick into a pin hole. Apart from that my biggest objection is that it's a poo chute and I don't want to play in poo or germs ( save me the douche stories - even the bacteria are laughing at you ) Then a lovely TV will pop onto the thread and I can feel how much they are gagging for it as they scream about the pleasure it gives them .... and I think , 'yes darling but you are 6ft 5" with an anal passage the width of drain pipe and a sphincter you can flick open n snap shut at will ...... I'm 5ft 4 with a starfish that hasn't seen interior lighting ever ... So... should all anal loving men only do it with other anal loving men. I can't hod carry bricks and I can't take a cock up the bum. ( thank you - I have submitted my theory for peer review ) I blame the greeks" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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" I blame the greeks Greeks invented sex... Romans add woman in it" Oh. Thats what the Romans did for us. | |||
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"This is my theory. Anal loving men should do it with other men. Many men ( on here - more men than not ) rant about anal sex, beg for anal sex, do not want to die without having had anal sex.. All the scheming and making up of stories about it as if they know what it feels like to have one shoved up them ( yes I know some love it ! ) and all the while the woman is made to feel as if she is cruel and denying them a right e.g. Beryl does it with Charlie and Charlie says she cums quicker and harder ( I bet she says she does ) Anyway - then the women who love it. They love it they do. They say they do and I believe them - yet ..... I couldn't accommodate a cock if I wanted to - and I don't want to. For me it's like trying to wedge a french stick into a pin hole. Apart from that my biggest objection is that it's a poo chute and I don't want to play in poo or germs ( save me the douche stories - even the bacteria are laughing at you ) Then a lovely TV will pop onto the thread and I can feel how much they are gagging for it as they scream about the pleasure it gives them .... and I think , 'yes darling but you are 6ft 5" with an anal passage the width of drain pipe and a sphincter you can flick open n snap shut at will ...... I'm 5ft 4 with a starfish that hasn't seen interior lighting ever ... So... should all anal loving men only do it with other anal loving men. I can't hod carry bricks and I can't take a cock up the bum. ( thank you - I have submitted my theory for peer review ) " Not if they're straight then no
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"I had two up my bum on Saturday. Then I fucked the wife’s bum while I was being fucked. It was the best sixum we’ve ever had. Period. Hopefully we’ve found our forever fuck buddies. " This is such a feelgood contribution. Thank you. x | |||
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"This is my theory. Anal loving men should do it with other men. Many men ( on here - more men than not ) rant about anal sex, beg for anal sex, do not want to die without having had anal sex.. All the scheming and making up of stories about it as if they know what it feels like to have one shoved up them ( yes I know some love it ! ) and all the while the woman is made to feel as if she is cruel and denying them a right e.g. Beryl does it with Charlie and Charlie says she cums quicker and harder ( I bet she says she does ) Anyway - then the women who love it. They love it they do. They say they do and I believe them - yet ..... I couldn't accommodate a cock if I wanted to - and I don't want to. For me it's like trying to wedge a french stick into a pin hole. Apart from that my biggest objection is that it's a poo chute and I don't want to play in poo or germs ( save me the douche stories - even the bacteria are laughing at you ) Then a lovely TV will pop onto the thread and I can feel how much they are gagging for it as they scream about the pleasure it gives them .... and I think , 'yes darling but you are 6ft 5" with an anal passage the width of drain pipe and a sphincter you can flick open n snap shut at will ...... I'm 5ft 4 with a starfish that hasn't seen interior lighting ever ... So... should all anal loving men only do it with other anal loving men. I can't hod carry bricks and I can't take a cock up the bum. ( thank you - I have submitted my theory for peer review ) I blame the greeks" 🤣😂 | |||
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"I can't hod carry bricks and I can't take a cock up the bum. But I've never been to me. Ladies and gents , this is Nude - Nude Law and he always goes for total completion! of a song " I always follow through. This is NOT related to the topic. | |||
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"This is my theory. Anal loving men should do it with other men. Many men ( on here - more men than not ) rant about anal sex, beg for anal sex, do not want to die without having had anal sex.. All the scheming and making up of stories about it as if they know what it feels like to have one shoved up them ( yes I know some love it ! ) and all the while the woman is made to feel as if she is cruel and denying them a right e.g. Beryl does it with Charlie and Charlie says she cums quicker and harder ( I bet she says she does ) Anyway - then the women who love it. They love it they do. They say they do and I believe them - yet ..... I couldn't accommodate a cock if I wanted to - and I don't want to. For me it's like trying to wedge a french stick into a pin hole. Apart from that my biggest objection is that it's a poo chute and I don't want to play in poo or germs ( save me the douche stories - even the bacteria are laughing at you ) Then a lovely TV will pop onto the thread and I can feel how much they are gagging for it as they scream about the pleasure it gives them .... and I think , 'yes darling but you are 6ft 5" with an anal passage the width of drain pipe and a sphincter you can flick open n snap shut at will ...... I'm 5ft 4 with a starfish that hasn't seen interior lighting ever ... So... should all anal loving men only do it with other anal loving men. I can't hod carry bricks and I can't take a cock up the bum. ( thank you - I have submitted my theory for peer review ) I blame the greeks" I agree wholeheartedly 🤣 | |||
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"If you like it up the bum, take it up the bum. If you don’t like it up the bum, don’t take it up the bum. If you want to put it up someone’s bum, check if they like it up the bum." Poetic | |||
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"No mens bums are gross, especially hairy skinny white ones, and fat ones, and women are just shy to admit they love it, they love getting thier A spot hit, they demand it of us actually we're just trying to be nice and comply." also women dont shit | |||
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"No mens bums are gross, especially hairy skinny white ones, and fat ones, and women are just shy to admit they love it, they love getting thier A spot hit, they demand it of us actually we're just trying to be nice and comply.also women dont shit" But if they drop a little one in your foreskin just hide under the pillow so it's not too embarrass them | |||
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"No mens bums are gross, especially hairy skinny white ones, and fat ones, and women are just shy to admit they love it, they love getting thier A spot hit, they demand it of us actually we're just trying to be nice and comply.also women dont shit But if they drop a little one in your foreskin just hide under the pillow so it's not too embarrass them "is it like the tooth fairy where you get a no win no fee payout | |||
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"If you like it up the bum, take it up the bum. If you don’t like it up the bum, don’t take it up the bum. If you want to put it up someone’s bum, check if they like it up the bum" This is the definitive answer. Same can be said for deepthroat. In fact the same can be said for every sexual act. OP, the size of your sphincter will be about the same size as quite a thick cock when you take a dump. But if you don’t want to try it, no worries, it’s your hole. There are women who love anal and women who don’t. As for men fucking other men if they want anal rather than woman, I’m all in favour of that and happy to help 😉 | |||
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"Perhaps some kind of bilateral agreement where men only do anal with other men, and women only do fanny felatio with other women? After all most men are terrified of getting down there and making a mess of it, or finding the recipient hasn't had a shower since they did that charity half marathon last week. Kind of a quim pro quo arrangement?" What's fanny felatio? | |||
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"Perhaps some kind of bilateral agreement where men only do anal with other men, and women only do fanny felatio with other women? After all most men are terrified of getting down there and making a mess of it, or finding the recipient hasn't had a shower since they did that charity half marathon last week. Kind of a quim pro quo arrangement? What's fanny felatio? " She plays for AC Milan. | |||
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"Perhaps some kind of bilateral agreement where men only do anal with other men, and women only do fanny felatio with other women? After all most men are terrified of getting down there and making a mess of it, or finding the recipient hasn't had a shower since they did that charity half marathon last week. Kind of a quim pro quo arrangement? What's fanny felatio? " Cunnilingus is the oral stimulation of female genitalia—including the clitoris, vulva, and vagina—using the lips, tongue, or mouth. It is a form of oral sex, often used for pleasure, arousal, or to achieve orgasm. 🤓 | |||
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" I blame the greeks Greeks invented sex... Romans add woman in it Oh. Thats what the Romans did for us." and the aqua ducts! | |||
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"Perhaps some kind of bilateral agreement where men only do anal with other men, and women only do fanny felatio with other women? After all most men are terrified of getting down there and making a mess of it, or finding the recipient hasn't had a shower since they did that charity half marathon last week. Kind of a quim pro quo arrangement? What's fanny felatio? She plays for AC Milan." Ah ok, I don't watch basketball x | |||
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"I blame the greeks" I read this as "I blame the geeks" and was about to ponder whether Granny is a geek for having written a thesis about bumming. | |||
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"I blame the greeks I read this as "I blame the geeks" and was about to ponder whether Granny is a geek for having written a thesis about bumming." Geeks are just greeks without any ars | |||
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"Wow didnt know all tgirls are 6ft5 "absolutely correct | |||
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"Ummm. My theory is those who enjoy anal should do it with others who enjoy anal. Enthusiastic consent is a marvellous thing." Don’t come around here being all sensible, permissive and logical in the middle of a rant! | |||
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" I blame the greeks Greeks invented sex... Romans add woman in it" Tee hee,check the Chinese history... | |||
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"I had two up my bum on Saturday. Then I fucked the wife’s bum while I was being fucked. It was the best sixum we’ve ever had. Period. Hopefully we’ve found our forever fuck buddies. " I really wish this hadn’t been posted by somebody with a photo of their cock in a jug of what is potentially a drink (although I’m uncertain on that point) | |||
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"I often wonder how many men who love giving anal would be so keen to keep doing so if they had to have it done to them 1st?? 🤔🤔" On here ? Are you really wondering that | |||
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"Bumholes…..they’re kind of strange, aren’t they? Whenever I behold one, I can’t help but be reminded of the Sarlacc from Return Of The Jedi... " 😂 | |||
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"For me it's like trying to wedge a french stick into a pin hole. " That’s where you’ve been going wrong, you should start with a well buttered finger roll to get used to it. If you try and start with the crusty baguette, it’s quite literally “Le pain in the arse” | |||
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"Ummm. My theory is those who enjoy anal should do it with others who enjoy anal. Enthusiastic consent is a marvellous thing." Ha cracked the code on this most strangest of question.....rant.....musing | |||
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"I often wonder how many men who love giving anal would be so keen to keep doing so if they had to have it done to them 1st?? 🤔🤔 On here ? Are you really wondering that "Yip because I've never met a man into it | |||
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"Ummm. My theory is those who enjoy anal should do it with others who enjoy anal. Enthusiastic consent is a marvellous thing." I would love to experience the feeling of being in your ass and filling you with my cum, then seeing it oozing out | |||
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"This is my theory. Anal loving men should do it with other men. Many men ( on here - more men than not ) rant about anal sex, beg for anal sex, do not want to die without having had anal sex.. All the scheming and making up of stories about it as if they know what it feels like to have one shoved up them ( yes I know some love it ! ) and all the while the woman is made to feel as if she is cruel and denying them a right e.g. Beryl does it with Charlie and Charlie says she cums quicker and harder ( I bet she says she does ) Anyway - then the women who love it. They love it they do. They say they do and I believe them - yet ..... I couldn't accommodate a cock if I wanted to - and I don't want to. For me it's like trying to wedge a french stick into a pin hole. Apart from that my biggest objection is that it's a poo chute and I don't want to play in poo or germs ( save me the douche stories - even the bacteria are laughing at you ) Then a lovely TV will pop onto the thread and I can feel how much they are gagging for it as they scream about the pleasure it gives them .... and I think , 'yes darling but you are 6ft 5" with an anal passage the width of drain pipe and a sphincter you can flick open n snap shut at will ...... I'm 5ft 4 with a starfish that hasn't seen interior lighting ever ... So... should all anal loving men only do it with other anal loving men. I can't hod carry bricks and I can't take a cock up the bum. ( thank you - I have submitted my theory for peer review ) " not every Woman likes it up the bum but you also have those who love it and those who don't mind, each to their own x | |||
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"'yes darling but you are 6ft 5" with an anal passage the width of drain pipe " 🤣🤣 | |||
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"What about the anal loving women with flexi-sphincters though? Who do they have sex with? " Me? | |||
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"… I'm 5ft 4 with a starfish that hasn't seen interior lighting ever… One of the best lines ever seen on here " Well I'm 5'2" but my sphincter is certainly approachable...😉 | |||
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"This is my theory. Anal loving men should do it with other men. Many men ( on here - more men than not ) rant about anal sex, beg for anal sex, do not want to die without having had anal sex.. All the scheming and making up of stories about it as if they know what it feels like to have one shoved up them ( yes I know some love it ! ) and all the while the woman is made to feel as if she is cruel and denying them a right e.g. Beryl does it with Charlie and Charlie says she cums quicker and harder ( I bet she says she does ) Anyway - then the women who love it. They love it they do. They say they do and I believe them - yet ..... I couldn't accommodate a cock if I wanted to - and I don't want to. For me it's like trying to wedge a french stick into a pin hole. Apart from that my biggest objection is that it's a poo chute and I don't want to play in poo or germs ( save me the douche stories - even the bacteria are laughing at you ) Then a lovely TV will pop onto the thread and I can feel how much they are gagging for it as they scream about the pleasure it gives them .... and I think , 'yes darling but you are 6ft 5" with an anal passage the width of drain pipe and a sphincter you can flick open n snap shut at will ...... I'm 5ft 4 with a starfish that hasn't seen interior lighting ever ... So... should all anal loving men only do it with other anal loving men. I can't hod carry bricks and I can't take a cock up the bum. ( thank you - I have submitted my theory for peer review ) " Playing hard to get.. sounds like you’re aching for a drainpipe up the fartpipe to me!! | |||
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"I like it when you creampie her special hole and the spunk dribbles out like the milk from cocopops "Now I don’t know whether I’m hungry or horny 🤷🏻♂️ K | |||
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"I like it when you creampie her special hole and the spunk dribbles out like the milk from cocopops "I don't know about you, but I don't put kernels of sweetcorn on my cocopops  | |||
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"I like it when you creampie her special hole and the spunk dribbles out like the milk from cocopops
I don't know about you, but I don't put kernels of sweetcorn on my cocopops "I won't be eating Coco pops for the next year. Thanks. | |||
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