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Your apocalypse hide out.

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By *isfits behaving badly OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Coventry

We always said Chameleons. It's a very secure strong building with limiting access/entry points. Stocked with loads of food, drinks and bottled water. Plenty of beds to chose from. And a lovely secure sun deck on the roof to sunbathe safely (weather and radiation levels permitting). We don't think it's a bad shout.

Where would you hide out?

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By *estructionDollyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

I'd rather just die instantly, I don't get the drive to survive in a post apocalyptic world. I'd rather not spend the rest of my life in a bunker or die slowly of radiation poisoning.

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By *elix SightedMan
2 weeks ago

Cloud 8

HMS Queen Elizabeth for the win. It’s our latest aircraft carrier but has seen enough service to have all the gremlins addressed.

I don’t think zombies can swim but, if they can, I have several planes at my disposal; and a galley kitchen and stores fit to last a while crew several months. I’ll only need a driver and a bomb bitch.

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By *moothpussyMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

I'd just be at home with my dogs and smoke a final spliff.

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By *ortySwitchMan
2 weeks ago

london

I’d head down to the winchester, and wait for it all to blow over!

Failing that, the Shard skyscraper in London would be a good place to hide in a zombie apocalypse. Its easy to defend, has un open upper deck for fresh air and rain water, with great views.

Otherwise a narrowboat.

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By *idlandsMMan
2 weeks ago

cannock

A B&Q as it would have all the things there that you’d need to fortify it if needed 😂

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By *eliWoman
2 weeks ago

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Wouldn't be a sex club, not keen on the wanking dead. And other people in a post-apocalyptic hellscape? Probably worse.

Actually, sod it. Going with DD's idea.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
2 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"We always said Chameleons. It's a very secure strong building with limiting access/entry points. Stocked with loads of food, drinks and bottled water. Plenty of beds to chose from. And a lovely secure sun deck on the roof to sunbathe safely (weather and radiation levels permitting). We don't think it's a bad shout.

Where would you hide out?"

You need to define what type of apocalypse?

Zombie, asteroid/metor, genral civil unrest/civil war, nuclear war, gen Z getting the hump about well pretty much everything??

For pretty much all apart from. Asteroid I'd head for Tristan Da Cuhna .

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

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By *ayBeeTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Winchester

If its a zombie apocalypse with the walking dead type of zombies I'd love that 😁 if not I'd rather just die

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"[Removed by poster at 07/04/26 13:01:05]"

Probably a Library or inside Liverpool One.... never anyone in there

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By *lectrictouchMan
2 weeks ago

inverarary

Be quickly wiped out where I live

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By *lectrictouchMan
2 weeks ago

inverarary


"[Removed by poster at 07/04/26 13:01:05]

Probably a Library or inside Liverpool One.... never anyone in there"

Not sure they can read

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Oh, without insulin you may as well roast me and sell the meat to the cannibals. It’ll be sweet meat but at my age would probable benefit from slow cooking.

Make a goblet out of my skull though, and one of those mad max skeleton guitars from my ribs please

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
2 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

A Bakery

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By *lectrictouchMan
2 weeks ago

inverarary


"A Bakery

"

Looks like you’ve enjoyed those doughnuts

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By *rHotNottsMan
2 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Kebab shop - got big knives got meat salad chilli sauce cans of what else do you need?

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By *aitonelMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

Granny Pat Crumpet's bumhole, it sounds very secure.

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By *007ManMan
2 weeks ago

Worthing

My shed. Few wank mags, food, water it's a paradise.

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By *ightmovesTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Ipswich

Down some man's corduroy trousers.

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham

The MetroCentre. Yes I have watched Dawn of the Dead a few too many times

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"Granny Pat Crumpet's bumhole, it sounds very secure. "

Bit dark though 🔦

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm in Mansfield and it sometimes feels as if the apocalypse has already arrived

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By *ools and the brainCouple
2 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"I'm in Mansfield and it sometimes feels as if the apocalypse has already arrived "

Recently visited Plymouth i would say that the zombies have already taken over

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By *ensuallover1000Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Wetherspoons: Even if the zombie bastards manage to break in (and ruin my apocalypse fuelled drinking merriment) they surely won’t be able to climb up all the steep stairs to the toilets 👍🏻😜

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By *ensualBlokeMan
2 weeks ago

London / Colchester

I have a property in Shetland which would do nicely. Only problem is it DOES take a bit to get there...

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By *ools and the brainCouple
2 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"I have a property in Shetland which would do nicely. Only problem is it DOES take a bit to get there..."

Yeah it costs a fortune.

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By *isfits behaving badly OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Coventry


"We always said Chameleons. It's a very secure strong building with limiting access/entry points. Stocked with loads of food, drinks and bottled water. Plenty of beds to chose from. And a lovely secure sun deck on the roof to sunbathe safely (weather and radiation levels permitting). We don't think it's a bad shout.

Where would you hide out?

You need to define what type of apocalypse?

Zombie, asteroid/metor, genral civil unrest/civil war, nuclear war, gen Z getting the hump about well pretty much everything??

For pretty much all apart from. Asteroid I'd head for Tristan Da Cuhna .

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Oh, we just think this place is all encompassing for most types. The structure of the building and deep inner sanctuary covers most bases. Because matter matters.

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By *hams123Man
2 weeks ago

London

I wouldn't hide. I'd stay anywhere I can for a short period and then keep moving. Probably end up going around the world or d*e at some point.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
2 weeks ago

Leeds

Sat on top of a hill watching civilisation lose its mind until I eventually burn to a crisp.

The mr

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By *m just me 78Man
2 weeks ago

Preston

Attic,Ann Frank did 3 years in the attic,would have been longer if someone never grassed them up,and them Germans were pretty good, Attic it is

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By *m just me 78Man
2 weeks ago

Preston


"I'm in Mansfield and it sometimes feels as if the apocalypse has already arrived

Recently visited Plymouth i would say that the zombies have already taken over "

No that's the spice and heroin ,it's really bad down there,my mates nephew lives down there, he was telling us last year when he came up North.

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By *gly duck cdTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

Off shore vessel

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By *utsackerMan
2 weeks ago

north east

If it zombie apocalypse if just hide in the loft and pull the ladder up like the bloke who nobody liked in night of the living dead did, my loft is pretty comfortable as it’s plastered with a window and a double bed up there plus all the Lego is up there

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By *ourpornfixMan
2 weeks ago

East Cheshire

As a fully paid-up member of the Illuminati, I have access to a well-hidden base on the far side of the Moon.

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By *ncomplicatedManMan
2 weeks ago

Bridport

A farm, because that's where surviving is built in.

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