FabSwingers.com forum: Top tips

By *ate2theparty808 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Erdington

Post a useless tip for the forum, the best one gets a flash of my undergarments.

Don’t go to the expense of carpeting your whole house.

Simply cut out two strips of carpet and attach them to your feet for that luxurious carpet feel all over the house.

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By *earditallWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancaster

If you don't wash your arsehole noone will rim you

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By *awtybikerMan
2 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

Save money on private registration plates, change your name by deedpoll instead

I’m now called AB26 CDE

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By *aitonelMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

"If you don't wash your arsehole noone will rim you

We all know that is not true. Somewhere there will be at least a handful of people in to that.

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By *007ManMan
2 weeks ago

Worthing

Save water and don't flush the toilet. When it 'backs up' fertiliser for the garden!

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By *ate2theparty808 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Erdington

"Save money on private registration plates, change your name by deedpoll instead

I’m now called AB26 CDE"

I like that one

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By *uonline69Man
2 weeks ago

Saddleworth, UK

Never go to normal parties.

The kind where you have to socialise with people called Timothy who is a banker and Jean who likes painting abstracts... The world's dull humans. Those parties are only good for losing bottles of wine you win in a shit tombola.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
2 weeks ago

Leeds

Don’t spend hours washing your car, simple wait until you know it’s going to rain in the night, cover it in washing up liquid before you go to bed and wake up to a nice shiny automobile.

The mr

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By *eductiveSecretsWoman
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

Don't have sex until you're 52.

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 weeks ago

your hotlist

Dont go on cams and wank on quiz night.

They really dont like the interruption.

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By *ew2buryMan
2 weeks ago

Newbury

"Dont go on cams and wank on quiz night.

They really dont like the interruption."
I've started so I'll finish.

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By *layfullsamMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull

"Post a useless tip for the forum, the best one gets a flash of my undergarments.

Don’t go to the expense of carpeting your whole house.

Simply cut out two strips of carpet and attach them to your feet for that luxurious carpet feel all over the house."

Can’t beat a viz idea 😀

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 weeks ago

your hotlist

"Dont go on cams and wank on quiz night.

They really dont like the interruption.I've started so I'll finish. "

Thats what i did

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By *aters139Man
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

"Dont go on cams and wank on quiz night.

They really dont like the interruption."

Wish I'd read this 2 weeks ago... It's awkward going in the local now...

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 weeks ago

your hotlist

"Dont go on cams and wank on quiz night.

They really dont like the interruption.

Wish I'd read this 2 weeks ago... It's awkward going in the local now..."

🤣

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By *iaisonseekerMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

Gentlemen: don't spaff in a tissue and waste that protein. Instead, smear it on a cracker and serve as a nutritious amuse-bouche at your next sophisticate soiree.

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By *aked beachMan
2 weeks ago

small cave, behind the big cave.

Get all your life style choices and life hacks from FabSwingers.

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By *utsackerMan
2 weeks ago

north east

Avoid pesky and exhausting trips to the toilet at night by attaching a garden hose to your tiddler and hanging the hose out the bedroom window

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By *aomilatteCouple
2 weeks ago

Midlands

Go to random strangers funerals. If anyone asks, say you knew the deceased many years ago. Enjoy the buffet and take a doggie bag home

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By *elix SightedMan
2 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Eat toilet roll after a meal. It’ll follow the meal out of your poohol and wipe as it goes.

Don’t buy toothpaste, steal tippex from work.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Save money on private registration plates, change your name by deedpoll instead

I’m now called AB26 CDE"

That proper made me laugh 🤣🤣🤣

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By *hams123Man
2 weeks ago

London

Any food or drink product that has a percentage free is free. Help yourself. If the staff ask simply point out you are consuming the free portion.

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By *ickshawedCouple
2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator

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