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By *aitonel OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks.

But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls.

The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate — and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes.

I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 weeks ago

your hotlist

I agree

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By *legantEnigmaWoman
2 weeks ago

South of the Watford Gap

Errrmmm... Ok.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

MAAATTTTTTT DAMON

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By *aitonel OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

You lot are so uncultured!

Except Dolly.

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By *appers69Man
2 weeks ago

rugby

Just remember, freedom isn’t free

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
2 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

You are worthress, Arec Barrwin!

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Ryde

I'm ronery...

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By *evilinyouMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol


"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks.

But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls.

The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate — and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes.

I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"

Ha just the sort of reminder I needed today 👍

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By *ools and the brainCouple
2 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Just remember the secret sign .

Durka durka....

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