FabSwingers.com forum: The moon trip.

By *ocktower OP Man
2 weeks ago

North Wales and Bulgaria.

If it took us 3 days to get to the moon in 1969, why is it taking 5 days in 2026?🤔🤔

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
2 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

It's bank holiday, traffic.

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 weeks ago

your hotlist

Oil prices have gone up. Have to go slower make it last longer

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By *icolerobbieCouple
2 weeks ago

Walsall

"If it took us 3 days to get to the moon in 1969, why is it taking 5 days in 2026?🤔🤔"

They’ve put speed cameras up there.

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By *kphooey43Man
2 weeks ago

Barnet

"If it took us 3 days to get to the moon in 1969, why is it taking 5 days in 2026?🤔🤔"

Oil was cheaper in the 60s, now have to go for fuel efficiency. Max 56mph.

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By *cherryblossom-Woman
2 weeks ago

South glos

I’m not Professor Brian Cox

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By *ynamicnatureMan
2 weeks ago

Doncaster

Probably using a different trajectory to get there.

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By *ocktower OP Man
2 weeks ago

North Wales and Bulgaria.

"Probably using a different trajectory to get there. "

So someone is for the sack then.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 weeks ago

North West

MJ isn't here to do the moonwalk that is why.

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By *ocktower OP Man
2 weeks ago

North Wales and Bulgaria.

"MJ isn't here to do the moonwalk that is why. "

That's a Killer.

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By *rightonsteveMan
2 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It’s not how fast you do it, but the end result.

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By *parkle1974Woman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

Cos they are going the long way round.

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By *kphooey43Man
2 weeks ago

Barnet

Woman driver

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By *utsackerMan
2 weeks ago

north east

Ship has a tachograph

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By *ocktower OP Man
2 weeks ago

North Wales and Bulgaria.

Maybe one of the early sat navs

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By *ocktower OP Man
2 weeks ago

North Wales and Bulgaria.

"Woman driver

Brave

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"I’m not Professor Brian Cox "

Another cocks thread

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By *ocktower OP Man
2 weeks ago

North Wales and Bulgaria.

"I’m not Professor Brian Cox

Another cocks thread

Well there was a lot of thurst involved

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"I’m not Professor Brian Cox

Another cocks thread

Well there was a lot of thurst involved"

He's got a rocket in his pocket ^🚀

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By *ocktower OP Man
2 weeks ago

North Wales and Bulgaria.

"I’m not Professor Brian Cox

Another cocks thread

Well there was a lot of thurst involved

He's got a rocket in his pocket ^🚀 "

But with pound shop battery 🪫

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By *ustyT85Man
2 weeks ago

Swarthmoor

"If it took us 3 days to get to the moon in 1969, why is it taking 5 days in 2026?🤔🤔"

Think it’s to do with inflation

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By *cLovin2Man
2 weeks ago

London

OP the NASA astronauts decided to undertake a detour and see if space invaders really did taste like pickled onion...

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By *erry 58Man
2 weeks ago

doncaster

Apparently , the toilet pipes are freezing up , so they have to turn the bathroom side of the space capsule to face the sun , to keep the toilet defrosted , surely anti freeze is cheap in earth and could have help

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By *eMontresMan
2 weeks ago

Halesowen

"If it took us 3 days to get to the moon in 1969, why is it taking 5 days in 2026?🤔🤔

Think it’s to do with inflation "

of the space time fabric

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By *eMontresMan
2 weeks ago

Halesowen

"If it took us 3 days to get to the moon in 1969, why is it taking 5 days in 2026?🤔🤔"

Back then, they did the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs

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By *eepStrokesMan
2 weeks ago

tullamore

They have to set up the anti satellite lasers.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
2 weeks ago

Coventry

Well lets hope its not one of Trump's "little excursions" or they maybe still there in a months time.

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By *nblueMan
2 weeks ago

manchester

It's rocket science

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By *hams123Man
2 weeks ago

London

Do they stop off at the ISS first or is it a direct trip?

Or maybe the moon is further away now?

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By *ocktower OP Man
2 weeks ago

North Wales and Bulgaria.

I believe they stopped off at Starbucks

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
2 weeks ago

Leeds

At these prices they could only afford half a tank, so they’ve got to economy drive.

The mr

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By *mf123Man
2 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

More cheese gromit

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By *ornucopiaMan
2 weeks ago

Bexley

Are fabsters not taking this momentous matter seriously?

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By *ocktower OP Man
2 weeks ago

North Wales and Bulgaria.

"Are fabsters not taking this momentous matter seriously?"

Op here it was ment as a bit of a joke which most people got .

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By *aitonelMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Are fabsters not taking this momentous matter seriously?

Op here it was ment as a bit of a joke which most people got ."

I got news for you...

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Chichester

The Iranians have caused a blockage in space

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By *kphooey43Man
2 weeks ago

Barnet

Rumour has it that they do not plan on coming back as it is safer there than on earth currently.

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By *layfullsamMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull

"If it took us 3 days to get to the moon in 1969, why is it taking 5 days in 2026?🤔🤔"

Pot holes no doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"If it took us 3 days to get to the moon in 1969, why is it taking 5 days in 2026?🤔🤔"

Travelling slower

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By *tms1xCouple
2 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Bigger question is during the media blackout did they have sex?

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By *layfullsamMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull

The clangers fought them off for 2 days

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 weeks ago

North West

"Bigger question is during the media blackout did they have sex? "

Orgy in space? That'll be on a few people's bucket lists.

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By *ringles1000Couple
2 weeks ago

Somerset

I've been taken to heaven in an afternoon lol.

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By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
2 weeks ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)

"Bigger question is during the media blackout did they have sex?

Orgy in space? That'll be on a few people's bucket lists. "

We like to call that a fuck it list :p

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By *ocktower OP Man
2 weeks ago

North Wales and Bulgaria.

Was it a bumpy ride?

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By *ringles1000Couple
2 weeks ago

Somerset

Not sure bumpy is an accurate description but the craft took a good pounding.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
2 weeks ago

Reading

TBF they went further.

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By *elix SightedMan
2 weeks ago

Cloud 8

We were all wondering where those Just Stop Oil pricks have gone - they barricaded the road where it goes from dual to single carriageway round the back of the moon.

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By *007ManMan
2 weeks ago

Worthing

The Clangers said slow down.

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By *elvet RopeMan
2 weeks ago

by the big field

Trump was in charge of directions, and he changes his mind every 5 minutes. Whole trip will last ‘2 weeks’

It’s fairly ironic the last moon missions happened because America conveniently ignored the goings on and crimes of a bunch of fascists….

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
2 weeks ago

Norwich

"Trump was in charge of directions, and he changes his mind every 5 minutes. Whole trip will last ‘2 weeks’

It’s fairly ironic the last moon missions happened because America conveniently ignored the goings on and crimes of a bunch of fascists….

I would say that they are going through a similar phase right now. It’s just that the teams have swapped shirts.

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By *evilinyouMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol

"If it took us 3 days to get to the moon in 1969, why is it taking 5 days in 2026?🤔🤔"

the moon is actually drifting away from the earth. Granted no where near enough to account for the extra 2 days ( they may have stopped en route to do some of the more touristy things) but it is moving away. Fun fact for you all.

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By *igerFiestaMan
2 weeks ago

Huddersfield

They needed a bigger rubber and to slingshot around the Moon.

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By *igerFiestaMan
2 weeks ago

Huddersfield

Correction 'rubber band'. Mind was on something else.

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By *ocktower OP Man
2 weeks ago

North Wales and Bulgaria.

They probably stopped off to get some rock with moon wrighten though it.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
2 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

It's because there's klingons on the starboard bow!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
2 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Because they have to keep stopping every 100 miles to recharge the batteries for two hrs at the nearest charge point 👉

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By *ools and the brainCouple
2 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Because they have flown past tge moon at a wider trajectory to see tge dark side of the moon ,travelling further into open space than any previous human, plus Google maps said that this route avoided congestion on the M25

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By *ottom charlieMan
2 weeks ago

Washington

"If it took us 3 days to get to the moon in 1969, why is it taking 5 days in 2026?🤔🤔"
its all up hill now,, before during apollo11 moon landings the moon was below the level of the earth due to time of year and the orbit of the earth round the sun,,

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By *ndisMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

Should have sent Mr Spoon to button moon in his tin rocket.

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