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"Celebration wrappers" I bet they tickle when going in | |||
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"A bin bag on a hung dong BBC - bin bagged cock" 🤣🤣 | |||
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"A bin bag on a hung dong BBC - bin bagged cock" BBB - Big Black Binbag | |||
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"Nope, but used a condom as a Toffee Crisp wrapper...."  I’m not coming to yours for tea and biscuits | |||
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"Nope, but used a condom as a Toffee Crisp wrapper.... 🤣" 🤮 | |||
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"Nope, but used a condom as a Toffee Crisp wrapper.... I’m not coming to yours for tea and biscuits "Clearly, youre coming in toffee crisps packets! Mrs x | |||
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"Nope, but used a condom as a Toffee Crisp wrapper.... I’m not coming to yours for tea and biscuits
Clearly, youre coming in toffee crisps packets!
Mrs x"I’m 50. I don’t cum | |||
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"Nope, but used a condom as a Toffee Crisp wrapper.... I’m not coming to yours for tea and biscuits
Clearly, youre coming in toffee crisps packets!
Mrs x
I’m 50. I don’t cum "So what comes out once you hit 50 instead, a cloud of dust? Mrs x | |||
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"Nope, but used a condom as a Toffee Crisp wrapper.... I’m not coming to yours for tea and biscuits
Clearly, youre coming in toffee crisps packets!
Mrs x
I’m 50. I don’t cum "Rex, squeeze in a sachet of that takeaway mayonnaise and pretend you just shot your load. Bonus points if she swallows whilst having a bag of chips handy 🤷🏽♂️ | |||
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"Waiting for some brave soul to declare a pringles can, you know you want to" Ooouch! The seasoning crumbs might stick a bit. Mrs x | |||
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"Nope, but used a condom as a Toffee Crisp wrapper.... I’m not coming to yours for tea and biscuits
Clearly, youre coming in toffee crisps packets!
Mrs x
I’m 50. I don’t cum
So what comes out once you hit 50 instead, a cloud of dust?
Mrs x"Steam. A bloke only has so much spunk in their lifetime and I emptied my tank a long time ago | |||
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"Waiting for some brave soul to declare a pringles can, you know you want to" Once you pop…….. | |||
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"Nope, but used a condom as a Toffee Crisp wrapper.... I’m not coming to yours for tea and biscuits
Clearly, youre coming in toffee crisps packets!
Mrs x
I’m 50. I don’t cum
So what comes out once you hit 50 instead, a cloud of dust?
Mrs x
Steam.
A bloke only has so much spunk in their lifetime and I emptied my tank a long time ago "Christ! My husband is 45, best make the most of it while I can. Mrs x | |||
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"Used a chocolate peanut bag wrapper It worked a treat " Did you ‘revel’ in your misdemeanour? | |||
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"Nope, but used a condom as a Toffee Crisp wrapper.... I’m not coming to yours for tea and biscuits
Clearly, youre coming in toffee crisps packets!
Mrs x
I’m 50. I don’t cum
So what comes out once you hit 50 instead, a cloud of dust?
Mrs x
Steam.
A bloke only has so much spunk in their lifetime and I emptied my tank a long time ago
Christ! My husband is 45, best make the most of it while I can.
Mrs x"His internal petrol light is on I’m afraid | |||
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"Grab bag of Minstrels??" Wrong shape dude unless she’s a bit ‘wide’  | |||
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"Nope, but used a condom as a Toffee Crisp wrapper.... I’m not coming to yours for tea and biscuits
Clearly, youre coming in toffee crisps packets!
Mrs x
I’m 50. I don’t cum
So what comes out once you hit 50 instead, a cloud of dust?
Mrs x
Steam.
A bloke only has so much spunk in their lifetime and I emptied my tank a long time ago
Christ! My husband is 45, best make the most of it while I can.
Mrs x
His internal petrol light is on I’m afraid "Shit! Cant I take him in for an overhaul or something? Surely i can get new parts for him? Mrs x | |||
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"Nope, but used a condom as a Toffee Crisp wrapper.... I’m not coming to yours for tea and biscuits
Clearly, youre coming in toffee crisps packets!
Mrs x
I’m 50. I don’t cum
So what comes out once you hit 50 instead, a cloud of dust?
Mrs x
Steam.
A bloke only has so much spunk in their lifetime and I emptied my tank a long time ago
Christ! My husband is 45, best make the most of it while I can.
Mrs x
His internal petrol light is on I’m afraid
Shit!
Cant I take him in for an overhaul or something? Surely i can get new parts for him?
Mrs x"Can I be your courtesy car... Err penis? Can't be going without whilst he's in the shop... | |||
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"Nope, but used a condom as a Toffee Crisp wrapper.... I’m not coming to yours for tea and biscuits
Clearly, youre coming in toffee crisps packets!
Mrs x
I’m 50. I don’t cum
So what comes out once you hit 50 instead, a cloud of dust?
Mrs x
Steam.
A bloke only has so much spunk in their lifetime and I emptied my tank a long time ago
Christ! My husband is 45, best make the most of it while I can.
Mrs x
His internal petrol light is on I’m afraid
Shit!
Cant I take him in for an overhaul or something? Surely i can get new parts for him?
Mrs x"The ‘ Strait of Hormuz’ is shut as well so he’s fucked. Sorry | |||
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"…… as a condom? Or other confectionery wrappers? " No, but I did practice anal with a starbar. | |||
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"Nope, but used a condom as a Toffee Crisp wrapper.... I’m not coming to yours for tea and biscuits
Clearly, youre coming in toffee crisps packets!
Mrs x
I’m 50. I don’t cum
So what comes out once you hit 50 instead, a cloud of dust?
Mrs x
Steam.
A bloke only has so much spunk in their lifetime and I emptied my tank a long time ago
Christ! My husband is 45, best make the most of it while I can.
Mrs x
His internal petrol light is on I’m afraid
Shit!
Cant I take him in for an overhaul or something? Surely i can get new parts for him?
Mrs x
Can I be your courtesy car... Err penis?
Can't be going without whilst he's in the shop..."Dunno, "kicks your shoe as i walk around you checking out your junk" not sure the engine size matches what im used to. Also your an older model too. I bet your check engine light is on like Rex said. Mrs x | |||
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"…… as a condom? Or other confectionery wrappers? No, but I did practice anal with a starbar." FFS | |||
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"Nope, but used a condom as a Toffee Crisp wrapper.... I’m not coming to yours for tea and biscuits
Clearly, youre coming in toffee crisps packets!
Mrs x
I’m 50. I don’t cum
So what comes out once you hit 50 instead, a cloud of dust?
Mrs x
Steam.
A bloke only has so much spunk in their lifetime and I emptied my tank a long time ago
Christ! My husband is 45, best make the most of it while I can.
Mrs x
His internal petrol light is on I’m afraid
Shit!
Cant I take him in for an overhaul or something? Surely i can get new parts for him?
Mrs x
Can I be your courtesy car... Err penis?
Can't be going without whilst he's in the shop...
Dunno, "kicks your shoe as i walk around you checking out your junk" not sure the engine size matches what im used to. Also your an older model too. I bet your check engine light is on like Rex said.
Mrs x"he's got a few miles left in him, just don't pull the gear stick out of it's holder 😬 | |||
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"…… as a condom? Or other confectionery wrappers? No, but I did practice anal with a starbar." If you've finished with that starbar, can I have it? 🤷🏽♂️ | |||
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"Nope, but used a condom as a Toffee Crisp wrapper.... I’m not coming to yours for tea and biscuits
Clearly, youre coming in toffee crisps packets!
Mrs x
I’m 50. I don’t cum
So what comes out once you hit 50 instead, a cloud of dust?
Mrs x
Steam.
A bloke only has so much spunk in their lifetime and I emptied my tank a long time ago
Christ! My husband is 45, best make the most of it while I can.
Mrs x
His internal petrol light is on I’m afraid
Shit!
Cant I take him in for an overhaul or something? Surely i can get new parts for him?
Mrs x
Can I be your courtesy car... Err penis?
Can't be going without whilst he's in the shop...
Dunno, "kicks your shoe as i walk around you checking out your junk" not sure the engine size matches what im used to. Also your an older model too. I bet your check engine light is on like Rex said.
Mrs x
he's got a few miles left in him, just don't pull the gear stick out of it's holder 😬"Nah I'll pass, cant get the parts because of the strait of Hormuz anyway so not sensing him in for repairnow. My old man will have to do. Mrs x | |||
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"How is this thread still going?? 🤣😂 Mrs x " Everyone likes a chomp | |||
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"Had a moment with a Toblerone box once… " Was it the milk chocolate one? | |||
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"How is this thread still going?? 🤣😂 Mrs x " Sex & Chocolate, whats not to like? | |||
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