FabSwingers.com forum: How does it all work?

By *aitonel OP Man
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

Please explain in your own words how this sex thing is mean to work

It's all very confusing with all the parts and positions.

Much appreciated

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By *earditallWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancaster

Open up put it in..lets begin

That's gonna be stuck un my head now ffs.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"Please explain in your own words how this sex thing is mean to work

It's all very confusing with all the parts and positions.

Much appreciated"

Shall I play to stereotype and describe missionary ?

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

You put the penis in

Pull the penis out

Out

Shake it all about

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 weeks ago

your hotlist

You just put it up the bum

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By *radually_RetiringMan
2 weeks ago

Bury

No idea. It’s a distant memory.

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By *utsackerMan
2 weeks ago

north east

I always refer back to the scene in Conan the destroyer where Malik explains sex to the princess

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By *allySlinkyWoman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

It's the same as inserting a tampon.

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By *issBellaWoman
2 weeks ago

Flintshire

The female lays flat on her back, she feels exposed whilst waiting in anticipation. The male licks his lips, tension grows, he can't wait any longer. She gasps as his wet, glistening pinky finger enters her left ear.

For fuck's sake, Barry

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"Please explain in your own words how this sex thing is mean to work

It's all very confusing with all the parts and positions.

Much appreciated

Shall I play to stereotype and describe missionary ?"

Fuck it. As you are not answering, I will play the part of a Gen Z couple with stratospheric hots for each other

Him/Her/They : Smile, Puts arm around her/his/theirs shoulders and whispers "chicken wings or pizza"

He/She/It : giggles and they walk to the chicken shop

They eat the chicken staring while they stare at the floor.

Their little fingers touch accidentally

He/She/It/They/Them/Those screams ... you fucking abuser I'm traumatised. I'll be a life time in therapy !

Sequel to follow ....

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By *allySlinkyWoman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

I think the Gen Z couple would both be vegan

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

I phone Rex Holes and he talks me through it.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"I think the Gen Z couple would both be vegan"

Damn! It was a vegan chicken shop

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

They both knew that

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"It's the same as inserting a tampon. "

But keep the plastic wrapping on.

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By *issBellaWoman
2 weeks ago

Flintshire

"I phone Rex Holes and he talks me through it."

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By *allySlinkyWoman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

"It's the same as inserting a tampon.

But keep the plastic wrapping on."

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By *CExeCouple
2 weeks ago

Lincoln/Exeter

Hard, veiny meat stick slides into the moist, creamy slit....

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By *allySlinkyWoman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

"Hard, veiny meat stick slides into the moist, creamy slit...."

Like a Gregg's baguette ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"Hard, veiny meat stick slides into the moist, creamy slit...."

Sounds like a trip to Subway

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"Hard, veiny meat stick slides into the moist, creamy slit....

Like a Gregg's baguette ?"

BOOM!

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By *hilly1515Man
2 weeks ago

"Open up put it in..lets begin

That's gonna be stuck un my head now ffs."

oh there is a song in this .

let's get it down and show me how ta sin.

continue

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
2 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

I've never done it before so I can't help

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By *allySlinkyWoman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

With your hands on your hips you pull your knees in tight. Then it's the pelvic thrusts ...

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By *hilly1515Man
2 weeks ago

now ladies fellas do it how you can..

it's easy squeezy grab ya self a man. boo bab a boom boom ba da boom

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By *andadbodMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

booking this to make helpful notes 👍🏻😃

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
2 weeks ago

Leeds

There's a pokey thing & a hole, you poke it in 3 times then wipe it on the curtains when you leave.

Mrs

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By *hilly1515Man
2 weeks ago

"There's a pokey thing & a hole, you poke it in 3 times then wipe it on the curtains when you leave.

Mrs "

it's not your first time is it

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By *aitonel OP Man
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

This is all very helpful. I'm taking notes, and one lucky lady will see it all put in to action.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

"There's a pokey thing & a hole, you poke it in 3 times then wipe it on the curtains when you leave.

It's an issue if there are Venetian blinds

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By *hilly1515Man
2 weeks ago

there's also a solution

pillow case

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"There's a pokey thing & a hole, you poke it in 3 times then wipe it on the curtains when you leave.

It's an issue if there are Venetian blinds"

How do you make a Venetian blind ?

Wipe your cock on his eyes !

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By *allySlinkyWoman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

How do you make a Venetian blind ?

Wipe your cock on his eyes !"

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By *earditallWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancaster

"There's a pokey thing & a hole, you poke it in 3 times then wipe it on the curtains when you leave.

It's an issue if there are Venetian blinds

How do you make a Venetian blind ?

Wipe your cock on his eyes !"

🤣😂

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By *hams123Man
2 weeks ago

London

You + me - our clothes ÷ your legs and × (multiply)

A maths sex joke for those old enough to remember.

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By *hilly1515Man
2 weeks ago

I I rain man has arrived ...

pulling your leg shams ... that one was for the academics I got it

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"The female lays flat on her back, she feels exposed whilst waiting in anticipation. The male licks his lips, tension grows, he can't wait any longer. She gasps as his wet, glistening pinky finger enters her left ear.

For fuck's sake, Barry

Aural sex ?

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 weeks ago

North West

"You + me - our clothes ÷ your legs and × (multiply)

A maths sex joke for those old enough to remember."

No socks allowed?

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By *hams123Man
2 weeks ago

London

"You + me - our clothes ÷ your legs and × (multiply)

A maths sex joke for those old enough to remember.

No socks allowed?"

Socks are clothing items 👍🏾

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 weeks ago

Chester

"You + me - our clothes ÷ your legs and × (multiply)

A maths sex joke for those old enough to remember.

No socks allowed?"

I like socks 🧦 😉

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By *allySlinkyWoman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

" She gasps as his wet, glistening pinky finger enters her left ear.

For fuck's sake, Barry

Aural sex ?

Wax play

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By *hams123Man
2 weeks ago

London

"I I rain man has arrived ...

pulling your leg shams ... that one was for the academics I got it "

I'm an excellent driver 😜

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By *adyBugsWoman
2 weeks ago

not local even if it says I am

I hope there’s an instruction book for this thing called s e x

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 weeks ago

North West

" She gasps as his wet, glistening pinky finger enters her left ear.

For fuck's sake, Barry

Aural sex ?

Wax play "

Madame Tussauds?

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By *hams123Man
2 weeks ago

London

"You + me - our clothes ÷ your legs and × (multiply)

A maths sex joke for those old enough to remember.

No socks allowed?

I like socks 🧦 😉 "

Exceptions can be made for knee length socks if you have incredible legs*

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By *hilly1515Man
2 weeks ago

"I I rain man has arrived ...

pulling your leg shams ... that one was for the academics I got it

I'm an excellent driver 😜"

great film

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By *007ManMan
2 weeks ago

Worthing

Say you are a gangland boss like "him on the telly" is a good start. Everything else is easy after that.

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By *ardiff stag and vixenCouple
2 weeks ago

cardiff

This is something 50shades generator will fix.

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By *ardiff stag and vixenCouple
2 weeks ago

cardiff

Inserting a 9-iron into my enchilada of love got me spritzing flange custard faster than a greased weasel shit. The mixture of Mr. Hanky and love mayonnaise in my shit winker created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. If I don't dial the rotary phone to get my spaff draining from my one slice toaster, his womb ferret is going to leave my spam castanets resembling a hippo's yawn. It was bliss having his skin flute stuffed inside me again; stuffing my smush mitten with a barbie doll just didn't get my cum dumpster spouting like it used to. The unrelenting orgasms from his love muscle plowing my Quimcy, M.E. made me come so hard, I began sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown.

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By *uvs2watchherCouple
2 weeks ago

newcastle

Took us ages. First was very uncomfortable but once you know your partner is happy with it . Gets easier xxx

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By *ate2theparty808Man
2 weeks ago

Erdington

"I think the Gen Z couple would both be vegan

Damn! It was a vegan chicken shop"

All chickens are vegan

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By *allySlinkyWoman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

" It was a vegan chicken shop

All chickens are vegan "

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