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By *ayBee OP   TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Winchester

What's the weirdest non-sexual object in your room right now that could( in a total emergency)be used as a sex toy?

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By *athomMan
2 weeks ago

South Coast

Fire Extinguisher 🧯

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By *angled up in twoCouple
2 weeks ago

West Mids

The cleaner.

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
2 weeks ago

Barnstaple

I’m in the kitchen, cooking.

The possibilities are endless.

The kitchen roll holder looks inviting 🤣

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
2 weeks ago

Midlands

I have a large Toblerone to my right

Katie

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By *iaisonseekerMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

I've got a hardback copy of Ian Rush's autobiography that I'm willing to press into service.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

Hoover

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By *unxxx9911Man
2 weeks ago

Redhill

I’m outside… the hose pipe???

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By *kphooey43Man
2 weeks ago

Barnet


"I've got a hardback copy of Ian Rush's autobiography that I'm willing to press into service."

Trying to work out how ? Clearly he was a phenomenal scorer, and Liverpool never lost a game in which he scored, but as a sex object...

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By *kphooey43Man
2 weeks ago

Barnet


"I've got a hardback copy of Ian Rush's autobiography that I'm willing to press into service.

Trying to work out how ? Clearly he was a phenomenal scorer, and Liverpool never lost a game in which he scored, but as a sex object..."

He gave Everton a good spanking I suppose (25 goals).

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
2 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Blancmange

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By *iaisonseekerMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I've got a hardback copy of Ian Rush's autobiography that I'm willing to press into service.

Trying to work out how ? Clearly he was a phenomenal scorer, and Liverpool never lost a game in which he scored, but as a sex object...

He gave Everton a good spanking I suppose (25 goals)."

If there was someone else here right now, I could use it to administer an actual spanking.

Otherwise, there's always the time he scored four at Goodison Park...

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By *ergus1622Man
2 weeks ago

Dundee

Had the mrs ride my beer bottle just after opening it for extra taste

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By *ust_us999Couple
2 weeks ago

Somewhere


"Hoover "

Special officer Doofy, is that you?

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By *ergus1622Man
2 weeks ago

Dundee


"Hoover

Special officer Doofy, is that you? "

Gail swallows!

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