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"Damn n fuckin' blast the sunshine in my eyes........ my title says arsehold.... fuckit. * there, i've shown my own arse" | |||
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oh that was sexy granny you are hot "Takes one to know one you sexxxxy thing you .... Tell us your arsehole story ( i see whut you are doin' ) | |||
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"So I just need to hold my arse to be part of the gang? How long for?" Stop it Scarletts..... I had a finger slip didn't I? Tell us your arsehole story ...... person or physical feature | |||
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"Granny I have no love for arseholes at all. I’m sorry "Me neither Nora ..... just my own. It's perfect and it's staying that way. | |||
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"Granny I have no love for arseholes at all. I’m sorry
Me neither Nora ..... just my own. It's perfect and it's staying that way. "I’ve never really studied mine granny. Could you have a peek and tell me if it’s lovable? | |||
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"So I just need to hold my arse to be part of the gang? How long for? Stop it Scarletts..... I had a finger slip didn't I? Tell us your arsehole story ...... person or physical feature" I don't love many arseholes if honest. I had a boss who was a complete arsehole, we got him fired! A finger or 2 is fine just go slow!  | |||
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"I knew a guy who was obsessed with anal sex. That was fairly normal I guess, he also had a fantasy about shoving fruit up there, not a banana as that's was too tame. An apple. A bloody apple. It concerned me slightly as there is no obvious 'handle' to an apple and it could easily be swallowed up."  | |||
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"I knew a guy who was obsessed with anal sex. That was fairly normal I guess, he also had a fantasy about shoving fruit up there, not a banana as that's was too tame. An apple. A bloody apple. It concerned me slightly as there is no obvious 'handle' to an apple and it could easily be swallowed up." I was thinking that!! Sometimes your bum hole is like "Thank you very much I'll take that" and it's sucked right in like a henry hoover....my friend told me that anyway?!?! | |||
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"Granny I have no love for arseholes at all. I’m sorry
Me neither Nora ..... just my own. It's perfect and it's staying that way.
I’ve never really studied mine granny. Could you have a peek and tell me if it’s lovable?"No Nora! I might fall in love. Just back into a mirror or squat over one of your meets and ask them to take a pic .. | |||
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"I knew a guy who was obsessed with anal sex. That was fairly normal I guess, he also had a fantasy about shoving fruit up there, not a banana as that's was too tame. An apple. A bloody apple. It concerned me slightly as there is no obvious 'handle' to an apple and it could easily be swallowed up." That's what concerns you, not the circumference? | |||
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"I knew a guy who was obsessed with anal sex. That was fairly normal I guess, he also had a fantasy about shoving fruit up there, not a banana as that's was too tame. An apple. A bloody apple. It concerned me slightly as there is no obvious 'handle' to an apple and it could easily be swallowed up. That's what concerns you, not the circumference? " Depends how big your apples are I guess? Gala slightly smaller than some? | |||
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"I knew a guy who was obsessed with anal sex. That was fairly normal I guess, he also had a fantasy about shoving fruit up there, not a banana as that's was too tame. An apple. A bloody apple. It concerned me slightly as there is no obvious 'handle' to an apple and it could easily be swallowed up." That would’ve been a hoopels that he put up there | |||
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"I knew a guy who was obsessed with anal sex. That was fairly normal I guess, he also had a fantasy about shoving fruit up there, not a banana as that's was too tame. An apple. A bloody apple. It concerned me slightly as there is no obvious 'handle' to an apple and it could easily be swallowed up." Up his own arse ? He could put it in a handled food bag and shove that up for leverage on exit | |||
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"I knew a guy who was obsessed with anal sex. That was fairly normal I guess, he also had a fantasy about shoving fruit up there, not a banana as that's was too tame. An apple. A bloody apple. It concerned me slightly as there is no obvious 'handle' to an apple and it could easily be swallowed up. That's what concerns you, not the circumference? Depends how big your apples are I guess? Gala slightly smaller than some?" Probably also depends on the circumference of other things that have been in your arse | |||
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"I like putting my willy in a ladies arsehole "Rex...... the whole village knows that! Tell us about the best arsehole you ever ever saw but never got | |||
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" I also like that it's a multifunctional word . A bit like another word I won't say as it's a special day " Like.... Fuck me you fuck like a fucker on a fucking fuck machine i'm fucked if im fucking fucking you again | |||
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"I knew a guy who was obsessed with anal sex. That was fairly normal I guess, he also had a fantasy about shoving fruit up there, not a banana as that's was too tame. An apple. A bloody apple. It concerned me slightly as there is no obvious 'handle' to an apple and it could easily be swallowed up. I was thinking that!! Sometimes your bum hole is like "Thank you very much I'll take that" and it's sucked right in like a henry hoover....my friend told me that anyway?!?!" It's true years ago got a call out to someone with a light bulb stuck in his and was too scared to move incase it broke. Known of other things including an action figure dissappear n all...not mine obviously. | |||
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"I was recently watching some porn in close up and the lady concerned - I believe she was a receptionist or secretary of some importance - had a few delicate wisps of strawberry blond hair framing her otherwise pristine arsehole. I was so overwhelmed with erotic fervour that I actually had to stop knocking one out, and now the rest of my life will be dedicated to finding the perfect hairy arsehole, much like the Prince sought Cindarella and her glass slipper. " What a Quest Tom ..... some people quite like gingers .. ( im off biscuits for now ) | |||
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"I saw you can get a mould made of your own arsehole to make chocolates…. I’m tempted " You could save money by carving a few maltesers. | |||
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"I saw you can get a mould made of your own arsehole to make chocolates…. I’m tempted " Oh God me too ! How the hell ....... I'd have to be legs akimbo on my back arsehole up .... and hot chocolate has to burn.... Are you making this up ? | |||
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"I knew a guy who was obsessed with anal sex. That was fairly normal I guess, he also had a fantasy about shoving fruit up there, not a banana as that's was too tame. An apple. A bloody apple. It concerned me slightly as there is no obvious 'handle' to an apple and it could easily be swallowed up." Was it a Cox? | |||
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"My arsehole is a 16 week old kitten. He’s lovely and annoying in roughly equal measure." You called your kitten Arsehole ? | |||
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"I saw you can get a mould made of your own arsehole to make chocolates…. I’m tempted You could save money by carving a few maltesers." What soft on the outside crunchy on the inside? Hmmm | |||
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"I saw you can get a mould made of your own arsehole to make chocolates…. I’m tempted Oh God me too ! How the hell ....... I'd have to be legs akimbo on my back arsehole up .... and hot chocolate has to burn.... Are you making this up ? "Here you go Granny. I believe the company is called Edible Anus https://youtu.be/elQGa97sNFM?si=u-Mcq0Q8dYB_yXmI | |||
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