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By *adboy91 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Met a older woman, loved it, didnt play just had a few drinks and was lovely being in great company. Would love to meet more older woman but lets see how i get on,

Anyone else had any good meets lately? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes ... I met a lovely lady in the post office

I held the door open and she said ' thank you'

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By *adboy91 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Haha that was nice of you xx

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

Sweet baby Jesus how I detest being called "older"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweet baby Jesus how I detest being called "older" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a wealth of knowledge and experience that comes with maturity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes ... I met a lovely lady in the post office

I held the door open and she said ' thank you'

Best place to meet older people I find ! Or your local oap day center !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweet baby Jesus how I detest being called "older"

My immediate reaction too , but probably applies to most of the women on here given the op's tender years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I meet the same older woman every Wednesday at 2 pm. She is 89 next month and my neighbor, but still very active, upright and moves with ease !!!

I take her shopping to Tesco

She is now showing signs of advanced dementia so in a space of about 3 hours we have the same conversation 5/6 times bless her

Does she count? ??

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You're 21 so most women you meet from here are going to be older simply due to statistics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweet baby Jesus how I detest being called "older"

My immediate reaction too , but probably applies to most of the women on here given the op's tender years.

we aint old, just mature,

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I meet the same older woman every Wednesday at 2 pm. She is 89 next month and my neighbor, but still very active, upright and moves with ease !!!

I take her shopping to Tesco

She is now showing signs of advanced dementia so in a space of about 3 hours we have the same conversation 5/6 times bless her

Does she count? ?? $

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Do you say the same answers or vary them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're 21 so most women you meet from here are going to be older simply due to statistics. "

Now I'm curious ! How OLD was this older woman ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweet baby Jesus how I detest being called "older"

My immediate reaction too , but probably applies to most of the women on here given the op's tender years.

we aint old, just manure,

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Met a older woman, loved it, didnt play just had a few drinks and was lovely being in great company. Would love to meet more older woman but lets see how i get on,

Anyone else had any good meets lately? Xx

Grasshopper...I trust you are wearing reinforced jockstrap...as the olduns don't like being referred to as "old".

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Sweet baby Jesus how I detest being called "older" "

I rest my case!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I meet the same older woman every Wednesday at 2 pm. She is 89 next month and my neighbor, but still very active, upright and moves with ease !!!

I take her shopping to Tesco

She is now showing signs of advanced dementia so in a space of about 3 hours we have the same conversation 5/6 times bless her

Does she count? ?? $

Do you say the same answers or vary them?"

Nooooo I give the dame answers CIS to her it's as if its the first time we've had the conversation!! Altho eventually I usually say ' Peggy that's the fifth time we've had this convo in last hour! '

She knows she's losing it n we laugh about it (well wot else can ya do! )

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Sweet baby Jesus how I detest being called "older"

My immediate reaction too , but probably applies to most of the women on here given the op's tender years.

He's the same age as my youngest!

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By *adboy91 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

The term "older woman" was not ment to offend anyone, i just used it as woman was older than i, woman i met was 43, which i know is not old but is older than my self.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweet baby Jesus how I detest being called "older" "

Hmmmmmmm well I guess to a snitty 13 year old gal wiv pigtails buck teeth teenage spots n an ' I'm a proper little madam' attitude YOU would seem old and ME - well I would b viewed as older than GOD hahahahaha. It's all just relative innit cos to me u would seem like a young lady!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The term "older woman" was not ment to offend anyone, i just used it as woman was older than i, woman i met was 43, which i know is not old but is older than my self.

Consider your wrists slapped young man - naughty step for 21 minutes !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweet baby Jesus how I detest being called "older"

My immediate reaction too , but probably applies to most of the women on here given the op's tender years.

we aint old, just manure,

Mature, sorry ladies

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over a year ago

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By *adboy91 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Only a slapped wrist?

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By *adboy91 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"The term "older woman" was not ment to offend anyone, i just used it as woman was older than i, woman i met was 43, which i know is not old but is older than my self.

Consider your wrists slapped young man - naughty step for 21 minutes !

Only a slapped wrist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweet baby Jesus how I detest being called "older"

My immediate reaction too , but probably applies to most of the women on here given the op's tender years.

we aint old, just manure,

Mature, sorry ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The term "older woman" was not ment to offend anyone, i just used it as woman was older than i, woman i met was 43, which i know is not old but is older than my self.

Personally I don't take offence

.... I even call myself an old girl ! And that's coz men older than me just don't do it for me anymore !!!!!

so good luck hun and personally I'm glad you had a good time with the old girl lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a bleeding minefield of political correctness once ya use the 'o' word where the ladies are concerned innit lol

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By *adboy91 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"The term "older woman" was not ment to offend anyone, i just used it as woman was older than i, woman i met was 43, which i know is not old but is older than my self.

Personally I don't take offence

.... I even call myself an old girl ! And that's coz men older than me just don't do it for me anymore !!!!!

so good luck hun and personally I'm glad you had a good time with the old girl lol

Thank you and good cause i dont want to upset anyone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The term "older woman" was not ment to offend anyone, i just used it as woman was older than i, woman i met was 43, which i know is not old but is older than my self.

Consider your wrists slapped young man - naughty step for 21 minutes !

Only a slapped wrist?

Flippin eck! You've got off lightly there..... !!

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By *adboy91 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"The term "older woman" was not ment to offend anyone, i just used it as woman was older than i, woman i met was 43, which i know is not old but is older than my self.

Consider your wrists slapped young man - naughty step for 21 minutes !

Only a slapped wrist?

Flippin eck! You've got off lightly there..... !!

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a older woman, loved it, didnt play just had a few drinks and was lovely being in great company. Would love to meet more older woman but lets see how i get on,

Anyone else had any good meets lately? Xx

Go to your local bingo hall and give out leaflets saying you are after older ladies for fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The term "older woman" was not ment to offend anyone, i just used it as woman was older than i, woman i met was 43, which i know is not old but is older than my self.

Consider your wrists slapped young man - naughty step for 21 minutes !

Only a slapped wrist?

Flippin eck! You've got off lightly there..... !!

I know

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Mind you - it's early yet... there's still time for you incur the wrath of us oldies....

ted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I meet the same older woman every Wednesday at 2 pm. She is 89 next month and my neighbor, but still very active, upright and moves with ease !!!

I take her shopping to Tesco

She is now showing signs of advanced dementia so in a space of about 3 hours we have the same conversation 5/6 times bless her

Does she count? ??

Is she hot ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a older woman, loved it, didnt play just had a few drinks and was lovely being in great company. Would love to meet more older woman but lets see how i get on,

Anyone else had any good meets lately? Xx

Go to your local bingo hall and give out leaflets saying you are after older ladies for fun."

Nah, that won't work. They keep closing Bingo Halls cos all the silver surfers are doin' it online now!

I reckon a sneaky visit to Age Concern might get the OP sorted...

ted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I meet the same older woman every Wednesday at 2 pm. She is 89 next month and my neighbor, but still very active, upright and moves with ease !!!

I take her shopping to Tesco

She is now showing signs of advanced dementia so in a space of about 3 hours we have the same conversation 5/6 times bless her

Does she count? ??

Is she hot ? "

Well she definitely was in tesco's on wednesday n had to take her jacket off but I think it was more of a hot flush lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweet baby Jesus how I detest being called "older"

My immediate reaction too , but probably applies to most of the women on here given the op's tender years.

He's the same age as my youngest!

He's 3 years younger than my youngest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I meet the same older woman every Wednesday at 2 pm. She is 89 next month and my neighbor, but still very active, upright and moves with ease !!!

I take her shopping to Tesco

She is now showing signs of advanced dementia so in a space of about 3 hours we have the same conversation 5/6 times bless her

Does she count? ??

Is she hot ?

Well she definitely was in tesco's on wednesday n had to take her jacket off but I think it was more of a hot flush lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I meet the same older woman every Wednesday at 2 pm. She is 89 next month and my neighbor, but still very active, upright and moves with ease !!!

I take her shopping to Tesco

She is now showing signs of advanced dementia so in a space of about 3 hours we have the same conversation 5/6 times bless her

Does she count? ?? $

Do you say the same answers or vary them?"

I think this is so sweet of you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I meet the same older woman every Wednesday at 2 pm. She is 89 next month and my neighbor, but still very active, upright and moves with ease !!!

I take her shopping to Tesco

She is now showing signs of advanced dementia so in a space of about 3 hours we have the same conversation 5/6 times bless her

Does she count? ?? $

Do you say the same answers or vary them?

I think this is so sweet of you xx"

A quick little story for u. Altho she has dementia she can b very quick still with ripostes to things

Other week in Tesco I'm showing her this lovely looking choc cake covered in sum gold spray stuff n I said:-

'oh look Peggy it's called billionaire's tart '

Quick as a flash she replied:-

'oh I wish I was a billionaire's tart! '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I meet the same older woman every Wednesday at 2 pm. She is 89 next month and my neighbor, but still very active, upright and moves with ease !!!

I take her shopping to Tesco

She is now showing signs of advanced dementia so in a space of about 3 hours we have the same conversation 5/6 times bless her

Does she count? ??

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I was getting to the 'meh' stage with all this talk of older, mature, GILF, MILF cougar bollocks when I noticed I had a message and it was from a young man asking if I was interested in some fantasy role-play.

Mother/son role-play.

*insert green and bilious smiley*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at least he said older, and not old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had an older woman once, her name was judy and she was 24

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was getting to the 'meh' stage with all this talk of older, mature, GILF, MILF cougar bollocks when I noticed I had a message and it was from a young man asking if I was interested in some fantasy role-play.

Mother/son role-play.

*insert green and bilious smiley*

Oh dear me. Poor confused boy. Did you point out to him that his Oedipul desires can be treated with therapy ?

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Mother/son role-play.

*insert green and bilious smiley*

Oh dear me. Poor confused boy. Did you point out to him that his Oedipul desires can be treated with therapy ? "

There was a tiny, tiny part of me that was ameliorated because he was actually young enough to be an offspring and not a brother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother/son role-play.

*insert green and bilious smiley*

EEK! Oh no no no that's just not right is it lol. If someone asked me for granddaddy versus granddaughter/grandson play I'd b out the door.... er......er.........I think!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The term "older woman" was not ment to offend anyone, i just used it as woman was older than i, woman i met was 43, which i know is not old but is older than my self.

Personally I don't take offence

.... I even call myself an old girl ! And that's coz men older than me just don't do it for me anymore !!!!!

so good luck hun and personally I'm glad you had a good time with the old girl lol

I don't take offence either because I am!! I don't get the big objection with being called older

I'd take more offence at being called mature to be honest

At the end of the day if we're not the same age, we're either younger or older and to be fair to the OP he didn't use the word old. Glad you had a good time and good luck

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Sweet baby Jesus how I detest being called "older" "

You should try and get use to it... it's only gonna happen more and more as you get even older.

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By *ot - CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I meet the same older woman every Wednesday at 2 pm. She is 89 next month and my neighbor, but still very active, upright and moves with ease !!!

I take her shopping to Tesco

She is now showing signs of advanced dementia so in a space of about 3 hours we have the same conversation 5/6 times bless her

Does she count? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love being the older woman about 85% of the guys i meet or get in touch are least 5 years younger or more, Nothing better than having a good energetic toyboy in bed....

I do love a good energetic 52yr old too... best put that in sorry Ted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a older woman, loved it, didnt play just had a few drinks and was lovely being in great company. Would love to meet more older woman but lets see how i get on,

Anyone else had any good meets lately? Xx

Go to your local bingo hall and give out leaflets saying you are after older ladies for fun.

Nah, that won't work. They keep closing Bingo Halls cos all the silver surfers are doin' it online now!

I reckon a sneaky visit to Age Concern might get the OP sorted...

ted."

Get yourself booked on a SAGA holiday or a weekend break lol crikey years ago I worked in Austria in summer for a travel company ,not SAGA i was to young lol and omg the amount of older women together after a few shandys that would want to get into my pants ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a older woman, loved it, didnt play just had a few drinks and was lovely being in great company. Would love to meet more older woman but lets see how i get on,

Anyone else had any good meets lately? Xx

Go to your local bingo hall and give out leaflets saying you are after older ladies for fun.

Nah, that won't work. They keep closing Bingo Halls cos all the silver surfers are doin' it online now!

I reckon a sneaky visit to Age Concern might get the OP sorted...

ted.

...Or Wallace Arnold coach holidays or - even better! - Lochs n' Glens! Bet he'd never be short of a 'bed for the night' on one of them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mature? As in cheese?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Id rather be called "older woman" than "mature woman".....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Older, mature, whats it matter... Just another label to add to the list!!

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By *e nicerWoman
over a year ago

Costa del Medway

Yes. Tax for asking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a bleeding minefield of political correctness once ya use the 'o' word where the ladies are concerned innit lol

Depends entirely which 'o' word you are using!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweet baby Jesus how I detest being called "older"

My immediate reaction too , but probably applies to most of the women on here given the op's tender years.

we aint old, just manure,

Mature, sorry ladies

Best typo we've seen in ages - loved it

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Sweet baby Jesus how I detest being called "older"

My immediate reaction too , but probably applies to most of the women on here given the op's tender years.

we aint old, just manure,

Mature, sorry ladies

Best typo we've seen in ages - loved it

Hahaha can't believe that has gone all the way through and even the op thought they had made a typo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I meet the same older woman every Wednesday at 2 pm. She is 89 next month and my neighbor, but still very active, upright and moves with ease !!!

I take her shopping to Tesco

She is now showing signs of advanced dementia so in a space of about 3 hours we have the same conversation 5/6 times bless her

Does she count? ?? $

Do you say the same answers or vary them?

I think this is so sweet of you xx

A quick little story for u. Altho she has dementia she can b very quick still with ripostes to things

Other week in Tesco I'm showing her this lovely looking choc cake covered in sum gold spray stuff n I said:-

'oh look Peggy it's called billionaire's tart '

Quick as a flash she replied:-

'oh I wish I was a billionaire's tart! '

Now thats just rude lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I meet the same older woman every Wednesday at 2 pm. She is 89 next month and my neighbor, but still very active, upright and moves with ease !!!

I take her shopping to Tesco

She is now showing signs of advanced dementia so in a space of about 3 hours we have the same conversation 5/6 times bless her

Does she count? ?? $

Do you say the same answers or vary them?

I think this is so sweet of you xx

A quick little story for u. Altho she has dementia she can b very quick still with ripostes to things

Other week in Tesco I'm showing her this lovely looking choc cake covered in sum gold spray stuff n I said:-

'oh look Peggy it's called billionaire's tart '

Quick as a flash she replied:-

'oh I wish I was a billionaire's tart! '

Now thats just rude lol"

Another favourite saying of her's is. If yr pregnant n have a daughter call her marigold - n hope she does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a older woman, loved it, didnt play just had a few drinks and was lovely being in great company. Would love to meet more older woman but lets see how i get on,

Anyone else had any good meets lately? Xx

Go to your local bingo hall and give out leaflets saying you are after older ladies for fun.

Nah, that won't work. They keep closing Bingo Halls cos all the silver surfers are doin' it online now!

I reckon a sneaky visit to Age Concern might get the OP sorted...

ted.

...Or Wallace Arnold coach holidays or - even better! - Lochs n' Glens! Bet he'd never be short of a 'bed for the night' on one of them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've yet to have a bad one.

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By *adboy91 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"The term "older woman" was not ment to offend anyone, i just used it as woman was older than i, woman i met was 43, which i know is not old but is older than my self.

Personally I don't take offence

.... I even call myself an old girl ! And that's coz men older than me just don't do it for me anymore !!!!!

so good luck hun and personally I'm glad you had a good time with the old girl lol

I don't take offence either because I am!! I don't get the big objection with being called older

I'd take more offence at being called mature to be honest

At the end of the day if we're not the same age, we're either younger or older and to be fair to the OP he didn't use the word old. Glad you had a good time and good luck

Thank you

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By *adboy91 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Thanks for all opinions

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By *adboy91 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I meet the same older woman every Wednesday at 2 pm. She is 89 next month and my neighbor, but still very active, upright and moves with ease !!!

I take her shopping to Tesco

She is now showing signs of advanced dementia so in a space of about 3 hours we have the same conversation 5/6 times bless her

Does she count? ?? $

Do you say the same answers or vary them?

I think this is so sweet of you xx

A quick little story for u. Altho she has dementia she can b very quick still with ripostes to things

Other week in Tesco I'm showing her this lovely looking choc cake covered in sum gold spray stuff n I said:-

'oh look Peggy it's called billionaire's tart '

Quick as a flash she replied:-

'oh I wish I was a billionaire's tart! '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweet baby Jesus how I detest being called "older" "

Why? You are older than some people, younger than others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a bleeding minefield of political correctness once ya use the 'o' word where the ladies are concerned innit lol

Some women are uptight and take offence at any little thing....

Some women don't.....

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By *adboy91 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Like a bleeding minefield of political correctness once ya use the 'o' word where the ladies are concerned innit lol

Some women are uptight and take offence at any little thing....

Some women don't.....

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