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By *olvesxcouple OP Couple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

A glass of wine and some kp salted nuts.

What you got?

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By *aventdecidedyetMan
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Insomnia

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By *kphooey43Man
3 weeks ago

Barnet

Some movie on BBC. No idea what it's called, set in the 50s with the mob. It's good.

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By *couseBaldyMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

Glass of cherryade and the boxing

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By *onko the SaneMan
3 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Blue balls

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By *ouno2muchMan
3 weeks ago

far away

Phone in my hand

Would’ve loved a takeaway tonight. Weathers isn’t too kind today, so are the takeaway shops.

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By *heekyPerv01Man
3 weeks ago

your bed (well...soon)

Had a cuppa tea and a caramel donut

All gone now though

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By *luepegasusMan
3 weeks ago

ayshire

Unresolved issues

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By *lrightthenMan
3 weeks ago

Bradford

Nice and comfy in bed

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By *a LunaWoman
3 weeks ago

Wales

Cup of tea.

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By *ocketrocket80Man
3 weeks ago

Walsall

"A glass of wine and some kp salted nuts.

What you got?"

Ive finished my dry roasted nuts and chocolate - save some for me

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By *ex HolesMan
3 weeks ago

Up North

A big knob and even bigger spunk

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By *indaCharmingDubMan
3 weeks ago

South Dublin

A can of San Miguel and a quiet hotel balcony

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By *partharmonyCouple
3 weeks ago

Tonbridge

Herpes.

(Please don't take that seriously.)

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
2 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

A right proper stiffy

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By *b40Man
2 weeks ago

lisburn

Glass of magners and salt and vinegar nuts , I’ll happily give u my nuts x

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By *he MinionMan
2 weeks ago

A pint of Guinness and a film on

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By *lder budweiserMan
2 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Brand new combine harvester

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By *ecanbeanythingMan
2 weeks ago

Bromsgrove

An adult but devils mind music fizz hob nobs and a conservative community a closed club ...simar challenges with a lot to give and maybe take

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By *inkyandthebrain2023Couple
2 weeks ago

Cheshire

I've got five on it. Grab your 40 let's gets keyed

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By *kphooey43Man
2 weeks ago

Barnet

"Some movie on BBC. No idea what it's called, set in the 50s with the mob. It's good."

The Outfit - what a great movie.

Now I have the munchies, but need to walk the dog.

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By *dfabMan
2 weeks ago

Dunboyne

A glass of White Hag Atlantean NEIPA and a smoke

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By *ecanbeanythingMan
2 weeks ago

Bromsgrove

Love your style consider dry roasted 😀..... or in a non pervy way hiding the kp deep inside you ...count them in and someone to count them out

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By *dfabMan
2 weeks ago

Dunboyne

"Love your style consider dry roasted 😀..... or in a non pervy way hiding the kp deep inside you ...count them in and someone to count them out

Maybe Reply & Quote so people know which post you're referring to

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By *ikerbttmguyMan
2 weeks ago

Huddersfield, Golcar

A lovely bunch of coconuts

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By *ittlemiss1985Woman
2 weeks ago

Lansing

A can of Imperial Strawberry Blush cider and my Kindle

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By *atural_born_thriller_xMan
2 weeks ago

Lowestoft

Porn addiction x

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By *am450Man
2 weeks ago

Sidcup/Bexley

A beer and a very neglected "old fella" I'm likely to be treating to a cheeky tickle shortly.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
2 weeks ago

Willenhall

A diminishing supply of Aldi beer and a "chilli fire extreme" cup noodle thing I got from somewhere like Home Bargains or B&M.

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By *awtybikerMan
2 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

My first coffee of the day

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By *ornyguy666Man
2 weeks ago

Nottingham

Hard on

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By *ihimbiherCouple
2 weeks ago

lightwater

A black coffee, one tabby cat and a German shepherd

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By *amesB66Man
2 weeks ago

St Peter Port

A cup of tea and some chamois cream

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

An urge to perv

Morning all

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By *unkym34Man
2 weeks ago

London

"A glass of wine and some kp salted nuts.

What you got?"
Tea as it’s not even 7am yet lol

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By *obin444Man
2 weeks ago

Windsor

An erection

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By *apua New GuineaMan
2 weeks ago

nearby

A cat and a coffee.

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By *rhugesMan
2 weeks ago

Cardiff

An erection and a left hand

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By *hilly1515Man
2 weeks ago

a song that will get on your nerves get on your nerves , I've got a song that will get on your nerves all day long...

now you all have an ear worm..

also...

welcome

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
2 weeks ago

Hatfield

He got a morning glory ands two days to tits out Tuesday … aaaarrrggghhh ‘

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By *ate2theparty808Man
2 weeks ago

Erdington

A ton of work to do for a new project, a procrastination inducing case of morning glory, and a strawberry flan calling softly to me from the fridge.

Now I know there are a lot of ladies lining up to help me out with one of those things, but you can’t, ITS MY STRAWBERRY FLAN

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By *carlettsWoman
2 weeks ago

Harpenden

A snuggly dog and a mug of coffee

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
2 weeks ago

Norwich

A profound case of regret that I stayed up so late last night.

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By *ilbzMan
2 weeks ago

Swindon Wiltshire

Well….last night i ate a whole sharing bag of minstrels.

Not sure why they call them a sharing bag though, another marketing lie i guess!

Right now i have a coffee in my warm bed, and i am scrolling through fab

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford

A strong black coffee with way too much sugar!

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By *awtybikerMan
2 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

A filter coffee and a donut

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By *aked beachMan
2 weeks ago

small cave, behind the big cave.

Allergies this morning so sore eyes and constant sneezing. Drugs are called for today I do believe

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By *rincipessaWoman
2 weeks ago

your wildest dreams,

A cup of tea

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By *lfa RomeoMan
2 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

"A glass of wine and some kp salted nuts.

What you got?"

A stiffy 😘🤣

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By *tandbyme555Man
2 weeks ago

mitcham

I got a morning boner

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By *Silver-Man
2 weeks ago

Mold

Empty ball sack

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By *tleystagMan
2 weeks ago

ilkley

"Empty ball sack

A very full ball sack

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
2 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Tea and a semi nibbled custard cream Easter egg

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By *ewtfaceMan
2 weeks ago

Bracknell

Tea n toast

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By *adagastMan
2 weeks ago

Rotherham

"A glass of wine and some kp salted nuts.

What you got?"

A large mug of coffee!!

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
2 weeks ago

Maidstone

Cold tea

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By *homas400Man
2 weeks ago

Carmarthen / Llandeilo

Cup of tea.... milk no sugar.

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By *ozapperMan
2 weeks ago

Lancashire

Bacon and egg sandwich for breakfast with a large mug of tea.

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By *rtfull-doggersCouple
2 weeks ago

mowcop

Coffee x

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By *adagastMan
2 weeks ago

Rotherham

"Bacon and egg sandwich for breakfast with a large mug of tea.

Tha bacon sandwich sounds like a bloody good idea!

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By *kphooey43Man
2 weeks ago

Barnet

"I've got"

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By *earditallWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancaster

A broken body and a headache.

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By *hams123Man
2 weeks ago

London

To get up and go to the gym.

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
2 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

Sunshine on a rainy day....

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By *awtybikerMan
2 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

A box of Creme Eggs on my desk

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By *olvesxcouple OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"A box of Creme Eggs on my desk"

Tease

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
2 weeks ago

Hatfield

"A box of Creme Eggs on my desk

Tease

Pot … kettle … black

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By *unxxx9911Man
2 weeks ago

Redhill

A long day ahead

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By *awtybikerMan
2 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

"A box of Creme Eggs on my desk

Tease

Says the woman who was sending me pics of Flakes yesterday

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By *olvesxcouple OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"A box of Creme Eggs on my desk

Tease

Says the woman who was sending me pics of Flakes yesterday"

🤭🤭🤭🤭

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By *eliWoman
2 weeks ago

Cake ingredients. Staring at me. Should get started soon.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Perfectly reasonable sized boobs

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By *og and MuseCouple
2 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Perfectly reasonable sized boobs

I can vouch for that, they are proportional in real life, I think you do that estate agents trick & using a fisheye lens

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By *007ManMan
2 weeks ago

Worthing

Coffee and hate.

6/10 for that one.

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By *b40Man
2 weeks ago

lisburn

A sore head and hangover horn 🫢💊🆘

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By *erry 58Man
2 weeks ago

doncaster

"A glass of wine and some kp salted nuts.

What you got?"
pork scratching and cider

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By *haosAfterDarkCouple
2 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

Choccy eggs

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
2 weeks ago

S.Wales

Cup if tea and issues 😅✨️

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By *WB85Man
2 weeks ago

Staffordshire

A twix and a cold glass of pepsi

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 weeks ago

Chester

A cup of caramel coffee and a bacon buttie

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By *idnightcowboy69Man
2 weeks ago

cirencester

A large pot of coffee

And a stack of pancakes with bacon and maple syrup

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By *idnightcowboy69Man
2 weeks ago

cirencester

"Cup if tea and issues 😅✨️"

Issues?

Or tissues?

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 weeks ago

Chester

"A large pot of coffee

And a stack of pancakes with bacon and maple syrup "

😋 🤤

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By *olarbear73Man
2 weeks ago

Glasgowish

French Toast, bacon and Maple Syrup

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
2 weeks ago

Leeds

Coffee and a cat.

Mrs

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By *acktar74Man
2 weeks ago

leeds

Hangover and Starbucks

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Perfectly reasonable sized boobs

I can vouch for that, they are proportional in real life, I think you do that estate agents trick & using a fisheye lens

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By *hinstrapMan
2 weeks ago

sheffield

Chocolate and a coffee

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By *idlandsMMan
2 weeks ago

cannock

A pocket full of sunshine

Actual answer is food ordered and a hangover 😂

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By *olvesxcouple OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"French Toast, bacon and Maple Syrup

🤤🤤🤤

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By *eyond PurityCouple
2 weeks ago

East Lincs

Plenty of crème eggs 🤤

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

A childfree evening

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