FabSwingers.com forum: Cream eggs or creampie?

By *ertcamembert OP Man
3 weeks ago

Reading area

Happy Easter everyone, what do you prefer?

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By *ENW coupleCouple
3 weeks ago

west lancs

Definitely a Creampie

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham

I don't really like creme eggs, so I'll go creampie

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By *amand1985Man
3 weeks ago

glasgow

I love to swallow and lick out a cream pie, so hot!!

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By *MandMMCouple
3 weeks ago

Welwyn

Cannot stand a creme egg. Creampie over that every time

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By *ertcamembert OP Man
3 weeks ago

Reading area

"Cannot stand a creme egg. Creampie over that every time "
Yes, creme eggs are too much for me and a creampie can be enjoyed at any time of the year!

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

"Happy Easter everyone, what do you prefer?"

This is harder than it sounds.

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By *ypersoonMan
3 weeks ago

WHITCHURCH, Shropshire

Creampie every time

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By *avexxMan
3 weeks ago

cheshire

dont do cream eggs.. so cream pie it is

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By *elix SightedMan
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Can I stuff a creme egg up there instead? Up it.

Best of both worlds.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

Creme egg pie

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By *ig boy manchesterMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

Love to lick a cream egg uo there

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By *eductiveSecretsWoman
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Can I stuff a creme egg up there instead? Up it.

Best of both worlds."

Ooh Hannah Montanas in.

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By *eductiveSecretsWoman
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Creme Egg everytime.. sorry geezers

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By *kphooey43Man
3 weeks ago

Barnet

Prefer a Cadbury Dairy Milk Wholenut, pass on your other choices.

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By *elboy1978Man
3 weeks ago

Jarrow

Prefer giving a woman a cream pie

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By *igScouseBearMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

Creampie for sure, giving or seeing the mrs get one

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By *r Jason KingMan
3 weeks ago

Layton,Blackpool.

Creampie, much less sickly

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By *ancman44Man
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Creamed egg

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By *hil most chillMan
3 weeks ago

London, South East & Europe

Cream eggs all night all day

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By * D 777Man
3 weeks ago

bathgate

Creme eggs

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By *pankthepiggieCouple
3 weeks ago

Manchester

No palm oil in a cream pie 😎

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By *ozapperMan
3 weeks ago

Lancashire

How about a cream egg inserted then squashed to form a cream egg pie? Mmmmmmmm

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

I'm lactose intolerant

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By *inky_Northern_ManMan
3 weeks ago

Durham

I love cream eggs, but creampie? I think I know x

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

23 comments in and no one asked how do you eat yours? This place has nosedived

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By *am450Man
3 weeks ago

Sidcup/Bexley

I'd imagine the first attempt with a cream egg would make you realise why the cream pie was the better option...

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By *shfordguy71Man
3 weeks ago

Staines

Definitely cream pie

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By *atty and RattyCouple
3 weeks ago

coningsby

We enjoy a nice cream pie.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Well I don't like creme eggs so...

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By *apua New GuineaMan
3 weeks ago

nearby

Creme egg but happy to share

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
3 weeks ago

ashford

Caramel cream egg!

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By *andE84Man
3 weeks ago

Nearby

Cream pie would be for me

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By *M70Couple
3 weeks ago

fareham

Caramel cream egg for me (mrs)

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Definitely not creme egg!

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By *uchasGMan
3 weeks ago

Northwest

Cream egg

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By *ikerbttmguyMan
2 weeks ago

Huddersfield, Golcar

I like being given both

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By *dfabMan
2 weeks ago

Dunboyne

I'm going Creme Egg as once I crack the surface, the cream is there.

Women often take longer to produce the cream, though some delightful ladies are quicker

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
2 weeks ago

Barnstaple

Crème eggs all day long.

Until the seasons change

Then I’m down for the creampie.

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By *kphooey43Man
2 weeks ago

Barnet

"Crème eggs all day long.

Until the seasons change

Then I’m down for the creampie. "

A cream egg is for life, not just for Easter! (No season change)

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By *ub_BDSM_GirlWoman
2 weeks ago

Wirral

Can't you have a creampie in a creme egg....which I call Monday.

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By *reamz72Man
2 weeks ago

Leicester

Both 😉

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By *isneypairCouple
2 weeks ago

selby

Cream pie creme eggs are disgusting

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By *partharmonyCouple
2 weeks ago

Tonbridge

Creme eggs for me. Luke

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By *dfabMan
2 weeks ago

Dunboyne

"Can't you have a creampie in a creme egg....which I call Monday."

I can do that for you in less than the time it takes to fry an egg

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By *ub_BDSM_GirlWoman
2 weeks ago

Wirral

"Can't you have a creampie in a creme egg....which I call Monday.

I can do that for you in less than the time it takes to fry an egg

I don't think you can, as your travel time is longer than the time it takes to fry and egg!

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By *dfabMan
2 weeks ago

Dunboyne

"Can't you have a creampie in a creme egg....which I call Monday.

I can do that for you in less than the time it takes to fry an egg

I don't think you can, as your travel time is longer than the time it takes to fry and egg!"

True.

I meant if we were in same kitchen

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By *ub_BDSM_GirlWoman
2 weeks ago

Wirral

"Can't you have a creampie in a creme egg....which I call Monday.

I can do that for you in less than the time it takes to fry an egg

I don't think you can, as your travel time is longer than the time it takes to fry and egg!

True.

I meant if we were in same kitchen

If that were the case, I think you would be distracted with other things happening in the kitchen!

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By *kphooey43Man
2 weeks ago

Barnet

"Can't you have a creampie in a creme egg....which I call Monday.

I can do that for you in less than the time it takes to fry an egg

I don't think you can, as your travel time is longer than the time it takes to fry and egg!

True.

I meant if we were in same kitchen

If that were the case, I think you would be distracted with other things happening in the kitchen!"

You mean like a fancy coffee making machine?

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By *ub_BDSM_GirlWoman
2 weeks ago

Wirral

"Can't you have a creampie in a creme egg....which I call Monday.

I can do that for you in less than the time it takes to fry an egg

I don't think you can, as your travel time is longer than the time it takes to fry and egg!

True.

I meant if we were in same kitchen

If that were the case, I think you would be distracted with other things happening in the kitchen!

You mean like a fancy coffee making machine?"

Oh you heard about that did you? Yes, complete with a milk frother!

Which is what my cunt has been called on many occasions!

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By *dfabMan
2 weeks ago

Dunboyne

"Can't you have a creampie in a creme egg....which I call Monday.

I can do that for you in less than the time it takes to fry an egg

I don't think you can, as your travel time is longer than the time it takes to fry and egg!

True.

I meant if we were in same kitchen

If that were the case, I think you would be distracted with other things happening in the kitchen!"

I know!

I'd be keeping an eye on the Butter Chicken and the pilau rice and Saag Paneer and asking why you want me to spurt into your Creme Egg and why you're naked in my kitchen

Can't you wait for the main course??

What else is distracting me?😈

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By *dfabMan
2 weeks ago

Dunboyne

Jaysus! The naan breads are burning!!

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By *kphooey43Man
2 weeks ago

Barnet

You mean like a fancy coffee making machine?

Oh you heard about that did you? Yes, complete with a milk frother!

Which is what my cunt has been called on many occasions!"

Now there was I thinking a milk frother was located higher up.

(.) (.)

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By *ub_BDSM_GirlWoman
2 weeks ago

Wirral

You mean like a fancy coffee making machine?

Oh you heard about that did you? Yes, complete with a milk frother!

Which is what my cunt has been called on many occasions!

Now there was I thinking a milk frother was located higher up.

(.) (.)"

It is a common error for those of us not lactating, although I have been milked, was an interesting outcome. No babies were fed during this event.

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By *dfabMan
2 weeks ago

Dunboyne

You mean like a fancy coffee making machine?

Oh you heard about that did you? Yes, complete with a milk frother!

Which is what my cunt has been called on many occasions!

Now there was I thinking a milk frother was located higher up.

(.) (.)

It is a common error for those of us not lactating, although I have been milked, was an interesting outcome. No babies were fed during this event.

Dreaming of being milked

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By *dfabMan
2 weeks ago

Dunboyne

In the male/prostate version

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By *ub_BDSM_GirlWoman
2 weeks ago

Wirral

"In the male/prostate version

I understood what you meant lol

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By *dfabMan
2 weeks ago

Dunboyne

"In the male/prostate version

I understood what you meant lol"

Rare to meet a woman who does

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By *ub_BDSM_GirlWoman
2 weeks ago

Wirral

"In the male/prostate version

I understood what you meant lol

Rare to meet a woman who does

I find that hard to believe, surely everyone does lol

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By *dfabMan
2 weeks ago

Dunboyne

"In the male/prostate version

I understood what you meant lol

Rare to meet a woman who does

I find that hard to believe, surely everyone does lol"

Not in my experience.

Sorry for delayed response, I was reading your profile

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By *abuma65Man
2 weeks ago

Gloucester

Cream pie please

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By *ub_BDSM_GirlWoman
2 weeks ago

Wirral

"In the male/prostate version

I understood what you meant lol

Rare to meet a woman who does

I find that hard to believe, surely everyone does lol

Not in my experience.

Sorry for delayed response, I was reading your profile

Ooooh a rare skill....reading profiles! Quick tell the FAB admin you're not someone to ban of this site!

I am joking of course, the admin never ban anyone off this site lol

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By *donielMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

Creampie whenever available to clean and nothing in return

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By *ub_BDSM_GirlWoman
2 weeks ago

Wirral

"Creampie whenever available to clean and nothing in return "

Not the best business plan, you won't get far on the apprentice!

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
2 weeks ago

Barnstaple

"Crème eggs all day long.

Until the seasons change

Then I’m down for the creampie.

A cream egg is for life, not just for Easter! (No season change)

So where do you buy yours after Easter? If you have a personal stash I might have to ingratiate myself to you

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By *donielMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Creampie whenever available to clean and nothing in return

Not the best business plan, you won't get far on the apprentice!

I know but as a sub it is my role

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By *ub_BDSM_GirlWoman
2 weeks ago

Wirral

"Creampie whenever available to clean and nothing in return

Not the best business plan, you won't get far on the apprentice!

I know but as a sub it is my role

I hear you, as a sl@ve completely get your role

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By *dfabMan
2 weeks ago

Dunboyne

"In the male/prostate version

I understood what you meant lol

Rare to meet a woman who does

I find that hard to believe, surely everyone does lol

Not in my experience.

Sorry for delayed response, I was reading your profile

Ooooh a rare skill....reading profiles! Quick tell the FAB admin you're not someone to ban of this site!

I am joking of course, the admin never ban anyone off this site lol"

Unfortunately my fantasy is not.on your list of tasks.

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By *urenutsMan
2 weeks ago

Waltham cross/Harrow HA1

Creampie

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By *ub_BDSM_GirlWoman
2 weeks ago

Wirral

"In the male/prostate version

I understood what you meant lol

Rare to meet a woman who does

I find that hard to believe, surely everyone does lol

Not in my experience.

Sorry for delayed response, I was reading your profile

Ooooh a rare skill....reading profiles! Quick tell the FAB admin you're not someone to ban of this site!

I am joking of course, the admin never ban anyone off this site lol

Unfortunately my fantasy is not.on your list of tasks.

I imagine not, may I suggest 'Jim'll Fix It', a far broader range of wishes granted, including but not limited to milking a cow blindfolded!

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By *our ginger fetishMan
2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Late to this thread but not a fan of cream eggs so giving or giving and extracting a cream pie for me 🤣 took me back when I entered the thread and jim”ll fix it was the latest post 👀🤣

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By *ub_BDSM_GirlWoman
2 weeks ago

Wirral

"Late to this thread but not a fan of cream eggs so giving or giving and extracting a cream pie for me 🤣 took me back when I entered the thread and jim”ll fix it was the latest post 👀🤣"

A ruined childhood, but he never had a request to shove a creme egg in his chuffer, followed by a cream pie, and then a 'cream pie'....it's like a bloody sweet shop up there!

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By *our ginger fetishMan
2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Childhood was great..correct never had a request to shove a cream egg up my arse but doesn’t mean I wouldn’t 😅 only issue I have with your post is I can’t get on board with you saying it’s like a sweet shop? I’d be bitterly disappointed if I was promised a sweet shop but only found chocolate 🤣

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By *m just me 78Man
2 weeks ago

Preston

Cream egg at the moment, as you cant get them all year round.

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By *carlettsWoman
2 weeks ago

Harpenden

Cream egg for me

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By *ootyfruityCouple
2 weeks ago

andover

I really want a cream egg!

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By *ornyguy666Man
2 weeks ago

Nottingham

Dumb question can't get a nhs dentist so go to be creampie

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Creampies always

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Chichester

Creampies always the best way

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By *earditallWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancaster

Cream eggs thanks caramel ones even better

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By *ittleJohn5Man
2 weeks ago

Wickham Market

How do you eat yours?

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By *hams123Man
2 weeks ago

London

I've had enough cream eggs (crème eggs?). I prefer creampies.

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By *idingawayCouple
2 weeks ago

Central

is it bad to enjoy both lol

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By *angled up in twoCouple
2 weeks ago

West Mids

"Happy Easter everyone, what do you prefer?"

This largely depends on if it's from my next door neighbour or my nan.

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