FabSwingers.com forum: Missing

By *parkle1974 OP Woman
3 weeks ago

Leeds

If you went missing and your best friend had to describe you to the police....

What would they say???...

Funny answers only.....🤣

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

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By *icky TVTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Doncaster

Lovely girl

She’s been missing all day , probably got a five o’clock shadow now , on her legs

Plus distinct brusque Yorkshire accident

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"lost, 6ft leggy blonde, presumed to be sober"

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By *aven RedWoman
3 weeks ago

who knows, but it's not raining x

Looks a bit like Ronald McDonald but with straight hair and smaller feet x

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By *hams123Man
3 weeks ago

London

Would recommend him to Prevent.

Would fit right in at Guantanamo.

Socially awkward, social butterfly.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

You'll smell him before you see him.

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 weeks ago

your hotlist

Looks a bit like dawn french, last seen with a bag full of butter

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

Fuck knows where my reply went.

Lost, 6ft leggy blonde presumed sober

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster

Unstable,slightly delusional,squidgy wombat

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By *r Jason KingMan
3 weeks ago

Layton,Blackpool.

Well dressed older gentlemen, with a runny nose and a slight limp

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster

"Well dressed older gentlemen, with a runny nose and a slight limp"

I know you

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By *elix SightedMan
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Officer, imagine the sexiest man you have ever seen - a real James Bond type but x10. Debonair, impeccably groomed, charming, eloquent and sophisticated.

Now imagine the opposite and look in Costa for that with a hot chocolate moustache. He’ll be one tutting at noisy people and twitching when the norms come anywhere near him.

Approach cautiously.

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By *r Jason KingMan
3 weeks ago

Layton,Blackpool.

"Well dressed older gentlemen, with a runny nose and a slight limp

I know you

Only by reputation

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By *rincess_Peach1992Woman
3 weeks ago

Newport

Shes not lost shes gone sniffing for cock and is currently following a trail. She will be back in time for tea.

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By *ew2buryMan
3 weeks ago

Newbury

Instantly forgettable.

Oh, there he is.

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