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By *ullie-king OP Man
3 weeks ago

Wishaw

So what makes you all instantly dismis someone from only looking at their photos or videos?

I'm comfortable enough that I browse through M & F photos and for me,

Number 1 thing for me is dirty finger nails

Number 2 very messy surroundings! And I don't mean like a ln unmade bed or trivial things like that, and I get that sometimes it's hard to pose for a pic when space is limited, but try move some cups or empty food trays out the way or remove the mass of clothes from the floor or bed

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By *carlettsWoman
3 weeks ago

Harpenden

I'm with you on crap in the background photos and filthy mirrors for some reason?

Cock shots over a grimy toilet

Lots of bareback photos with different multiple partners or sore looking parts!!

Toilet paper and fluff round a gaping hole

I could go on

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By *eductiveSecretsWoman
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Pictures and videos of others faces on a singles profile. Yes they may have permission but it screams lack of respect to me.

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By *ullie-king OP Man
3 weeks ago

Wishaw

Ah the old dick pic over a shit stained toilet or unflushed piss in the bowl

Yeah I get the dirty missor 1 too

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By *lofeldMan
3 weeks ago

Redhill

Female profiles with no rules. Given the amount of shite they have to put up with, if the profile is short, it screams fake.

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By *legantEnigmaWoman
3 weeks ago

South of the Watford Gap

A million and four blurry pics of a cock that looks like it about to expire

Multiple bareback pictures with numerous partners (especially when the profile claims to insist on safe sex)

Messy room in the background

Picture taken over the toilet - just why!?!?!?

There are many more, but those are the worst culprits.

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By *ullie-king OP Man
3 weeks ago

Wishaw

God yes! Or has no interests and no bio except, "make your message interesting"

Id like to engage on stuff from your profile but there are non!?

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By *parkle1974Woman
3 weeks ago

Leeds

Open orifices 🤢

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By *ools and the brainCouple
3 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Open orifices 🤢"

Gaping, nope sorry instant turn off ,no matter how hot they are.

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By *hams123Man
3 weeks ago

London

"Open orifices 🤢"

Gaping holes don't make your eyes sparkle? 😂

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By *parkle1974Woman
3 weeks ago

Leeds

"Open orifices 🤢

Gaping, nope sorry instant turn off ,no matter how hot they are."

💯% expecially with whatever dripping out of them...

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

Action shots, action videos, gaping bumholes, shit tip background, cream pies, dogging pics.

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By *parkle1974Woman
3 weeks ago

Leeds

"Open orifices 🤢

Gaping holes don't make your eyes sparkle? 😂"

They make my eyes water as I'm throwing up 🤮x

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By *atch0101Man
3 weeks ago

The wrong place

All the above and shite taste in music

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow / London / Manchester

"Open orifices 🤢"

Likewise for ladies inserting random objects up there for a photo.

A dildo or sex toy? Yeah, fine. Fingers? Yes please, that can be sexy. An actual real-life cock? Okay, yes. I get it. Porn. Hot. But bottles, remotes, vegetables, hairbrushes? No thanks.

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By *inkPomPomWoman
3 weeks ago

Isle of Man

Fill in later

Want fun

Look for fun

'No drama'(these people are the drama)

Busted open fannies tbh, dripping

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By *yrdsisWoman
3 weeks ago

Gleam Street

Other people in the pics... usually 10 pics of women...don't care if they're blurred...or if they say they have permission... I certainly won't be trusting them.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow / London / Manchester

"'No drama'(these people are the drama)"

🤣 It’s funny because it’s true.

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By *inky PerkyCouple
3 weeks ago

Narnia

156 dick pics

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By *parkle1974Woman
3 weeks ago

Leeds

"Open orifices 🤢

Likewise for ladies inserting random objects up there for a photo.

A dildo or sex toy? Yeah, fine. Fingers? Yes please, that can be sexy. An actual real-life cock? Okay, yes. I get it. Porn. Hot. But bottles, remotes, vegetables, hairbrushes? No thanks. "

Oh forgot about all those...I always wonder if they've washed them first??

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By *hams123Man
3 weeks ago

London

"Fill in later

Want fun

Look for fun

'No drama'(these people are the drama)

Busted open fannies tbh, dripping

"Busted open" reminds me of 90's wrestling commentary. Good old JR 👍🏾

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow / London / Manchester

"...I always wonder if they've washed them first??"

Can’t believe you found a way to make that even worse.

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By *espacito56Man
3 weeks ago

Orkney

"So what makes you all instantly dismis someone from only looking at their photos or videos?

I'm comfortable enough that I browse through M & F photos and for me,

Number 1 thing for me is dirty finger nails

On board with all that. And mention of 420 too.

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By *WB85Man
3 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Graphic pictures......leave somethings to my imagination please.

Messy rooms.....I don't like mess, its often an insight to someone's mindset.

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 weeks ago

your hotlist

If the profile says straight but all their veris are off men.

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

Never zoom in on my photos, my finger nails are shocking.

Instant no, overly posed photos - I just presume you're gay. Flaccid penis. FFS at least get it hard first.

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By *uttercupWoman
3 weeks ago

Borders

Single Male profiles indulging in sexual acts with women...

Men clearly lying about age

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By *ullie-king OP Man
3 weeks ago

Wishaw

"Open orifices 🤢

Likewise for ladies inserting random objects up there for a photo.

A dildo or sex toy? Yeah, fine. Fingers? Yes please, that can be sexy. An actual real-life cock? Okay, yes. I get it. Porn. Hot. But bottles, remotes, vegetables, hairbrushes? No thanks.

Oh forgot about all those...I always wonder if they've washed them first??"

I'm more hoping they wash them after using it and before eating them

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By *its_and_TiramisuCouple
3 weeks ago

North Somerset

Multiple cock pics, especially when its a close up.

Photos with others on single profiles.

Photos where you can't tell what body part you're actually looking at.

Couples profiles where it's 95% her boobs/arse and one vague photo of him in a suit.

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By *parkle1974Woman
3 weeks ago

Leeds

"...I always wonder if they've washed them first??

Can’t believe you found a way to make that even worse.

Especially the veg...never know who's manky fingers have been on them....

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By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Mayfair

"So what makes you all instantly dismiss someone from only looking at their photos or videos? "

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I look at patterns and consistency: they're probably not my cup of tea if their status updates don't align with the tone and spirit of their profile text, verifications and photographs...and ultimately the uninspired message/s that they send.

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By *ullie-king OP Man
3 weeks ago

Wishaw

"Especially the veg...never know who's manky fingers have been on them...."

Many manky fingers do you reckon a beer bottle or deodorant can has touched? I reckon about the same as the veg

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By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Mayfair

"So what makes you all instantly dismiss someone from only looking at their photos or videos?

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ㅤㅤ

...or perhaps I should have said "inconsistencies".

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By *parkle1974Woman
3 weeks ago

Leeds

"Especially the veg...never know who's manky fingers have been on them....

Many manky fingers do you reckon a beer bottle or deodorant can has touched? I reckon about the same as the veg

Oh I know....ewwwww

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By *lue NotebooksCouple
3 weeks ago

Merseyside

"Pictures and videos of others faces on a singles profile. Yes they may have permission but it screams lack of respect to me."

This!

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

Someone messaged us the other day. He has 306 public photos ..all of his cock 🤦🏼‍♀️

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By *obynsissyglaTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

Feet pics or cock over the toilet

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By *immers123Woman
3 weeks ago

South Molton

If they have pictures or videos of themselves with another woman. I just block. Instant turn off. We know what goes on but I don't need to see thank you

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By *immers123Woman
3 weeks ago

South Molton

"Female profiles with no rules. Given the amount of shite they have to put up with, if the profile is short, it screams fake."

Most men don't bother reading it anyway so no point.

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By *rchie300Man
3 weeks ago

Hamworthy

I do love a gaping asshole 🤣

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By *arried couple lookingCouple
3 weeks ago

surrey

Obviously Havant read the profile.

And nothing but cock pics.

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By *hil most chillMan
3 weeks ago

London, South East & Europe

Bareback pics not with their partner.

Messy backgrounds in pics.

Say they prefer Papa John's to Domino's.

Verified by my dad.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 weeks ago

North West

"Someone messaged us the other day. He has 306 public photos ..all of his cock 🤦🏼‍♀️"

He's got another 54 pics to go. You know get all the degrees right and all that.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 weeks ago

North West

There's someone local to me who goes dogging a lot. But she does it bareback with randomers. And posts pics and videos of her getting bareback by random blokes. I just think ughhhh

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Someone messaged us the other day. He has 306 public photos ..all of his cock 🤦🏼‍♀️

He's got another 54 pics to go. You know get all the degrees right and all that."

🤣🤣🤣

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By *a LunaWoman
3 weeks ago

Wales

If they edge.

Just cum for the love of god!

Dirty fingernails and long fingernails on men. I do not like it.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

Ooooh red doodahs! When they've obviously been wanking like a chimp and it looks all red and infected. 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

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By *eductiveSecretsWoman
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Someone messaged us the other day. He has 306 public photos ..all of his cock 🤦🏼‍♀️

He's got another 54 pics to go. You know get all the degrees right and all that."

👏🏼👏🏼😂

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By *avexxMan
3 weeks ago

cheshire

happy easter everybody

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By *avexxMan
3 weeks ago

cheshire

oops wrong thead

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By *issmorganWoman
3 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Single profiles where I can see more of others than them.

Condoms on full of jizz

Pics with fags in hands/mouth when they've said they don't smoke.

Will fill in later or ask written as the only text on a profile.

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
3 weeks ago

belfast

Blonde

Toilet paper

Dirty nails

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By *cotslass2Woman
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Dirty fingernails

Cock pics over toilet

Background is a hovel

Pics of bumholes

Flaccid pe is pics (looks too corpse like)

The profile line - I/we don't bite unless you ask 🤢

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By *cotslass2Woman
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Oh and guy- "I'm needing my balls drained" Jesus f*cking Christ 🤢🤢

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By *napologeticallyUS55Couple
3 weeks ago

Ipswich

People who have a picture of the partner and them on their profile but suddenly message you to say would you consider meeting me alone as my other half isn’t feeling well. I feel sorry for the person whose photo is on the site. I’m sure that’s illegal as well and if it isn’t it should be. X

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

Gaping anything & just genital pics.

Then the mingers - dirty, messy, toilet pics etc...

Mrs

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By *inkPomPomWoman
3 weeks ago

Isle of Man

"...I always wonder if they've washed them first??

Can’t believe you found a way to make that even worse.

😂😂

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By *inkPomPomWoman
3 weeks ago

Isle of Man

"Ooooh red doodahs! When they've obviously been wanking like a chimp and it looks all red and infected. 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢"

The red ones stress me out too 😂😂👀

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

"Blonde

Toilet paper

Dirty nails

Blonde?

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By *FallenAngel-Woman
3 weeks ago

Kings Langley

On guys profiles - umpteen cock pics, more pics of them fucking multiple different women and it's mainly the women in the pics and just his cock, pics taken over a toilet and pics with a remote control next to it 😒 text saying he's not gonna let you down like every other guy on the site and also saying how he's gonna give you the beat night of your life 😒

And on a couples account - no pics of the guy, gaping hole pics and ridiculously close up pics of their genitals

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

"oops wrong thead"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *inkPomPomWoman
3 weeks ago

Isle of Man

Oo not adjusting the age and saying they would meet 18 year olds when they're 45 👀

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Ooooh red doodahs! When they've obviously been wanking like a chimp and it looks all red and infected. 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

The red ones stress me out too 😂😂👀"

They seriously make me want to vom 😭

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By *ate2theparty808Man
3 weeks ago

Erdington

This thread is precisely why I am taking so long to upload pics, they can be either very alluring or vomit inducing, and I’m not too sure I have the self confidence to know which is which

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
3 weeks ago

belfast

"Blonde

Toilet paper

Dirty nails

Blonde?"

Yes. You know the hair colour.

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By *avexxMan
3 weeks ago

cheshire

"Ooooh red doodahs! When they've obviously been wanking like a chimp and it looks all red and infected. 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢"
.. this did make me laugh

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By *he MinionMan
3 weeks ago

Cum dribbling out of pussy pics 🤢

I'm aware some love these but its a no for me.

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester

If it's a single man's profile and the photo mostly show the girl... worse, it shows something distinctive about her. I also wonder whether they know...

Any photos taken in the toilets! Oh you dressed up nice and you decided to take a photo of yourself in front of urinals? How lovely!

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By *inkPomPomWoman
3 weeks ago

Isle of Man

"Cum dribbling out of pussy pics 🤢

I'm aware some love these but its a no for me."

Thissss

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By *parkle1974Woman
3 weeks ago

Leeds

"Cum dribbling out of pussy pics 🤢

I'm aware some love these but its a no for me."

Especially when it says safe sex on their profile

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By *inkPomPomWoman
3 weeks ago

Isle of Man

"Cum dribbling out of pussy pics 🤢

I'm aware some love these but its a no for me.

Especially when it says safe sex on their profile

Fr 👀

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By *lassiccokeorpepsimaxCouple
3 weeks ago

Cardiff

"Cum dribbling out of pussy pics 🤢

I'm aware some love these but its a no for me.

Especially when it says safe sex on their profile

Fr 👀"

This!!!

Also agree on the backgrounds. Dirty bathrooms in photos.. eugh

Mrs

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By *lease doWoman
3 weeks ago

Bridgend

Dick pics instant delete, vulgar first message, gaping holes in photos. Im new to this and I understand everyone is different but sweet jesus its been an eye opener in just 4 weeks.

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By *lassiccokeorpepsimaxCouple
3 weeks ago

Cardiff

"oops wrong thead"

Laughed so hard 🤣

Thanks for the giggle

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster

Women action shots on a males profile

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By *onko the SaneMan
3 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

It's wonkos profile

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
3 weeks ago

S.Wales

Loads of dick pics from different angles or over toilet

Cum shots over face, dripping out of mouth or foof

Gapping genital shots

Messy back grounds

Objects shoved up bum or foof

✨️

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By *tannersMan
3 weeks ago

stanley

Newcastle shirts or memorabilia anywhere 😂

Political forum posts

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By *hisIsMe58Man
3 weeks ago

Winchester

Seeing my face seems to provoke an instant no to many

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
3 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

Extreme close-ups - Fab edition

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By *ingDQueenKCouple
3 weeks ago

Ipswich

"Loads of dick pics from different angles or over toilet

Cum shots over face, dripping out of mouth or foof

Gapping genital shots

Messy back grounds

Objects shoved up bum or foof

✨️"

🤣😂 iv not heard the word foof in years

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By *redlou89Couple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

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By *redlou89Couple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

For Lou it's

Comparison pics, cans, IPhones (never say which model it is though) vapes etc

Women on a solo male profile, just makes her uneasy

Same dick from 1 shoot just a dozen angles

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
3 weeks ago

S.Wales

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

"Blonde

Toilet paper

Dirty nails

Blonde?

Yes. You know the hair colour."

I do. It was said quizzically.

I was surprised.

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

"Newcastle shirts or memorabilia anywhere 😂

Political forum posts

Are you a Sunderland Fan?

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By *eliWoman
3 weeks ago

Overly filtered photos. It doesn't look realistic, the neck still gives away the age like a tree stump. Or the ones that have gone through an AI transformation. Weirdly bright eyes, flawless skin.

* all the others have been covered.

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