FabSwingers.com forum: You wake up as Spider-Man tomorrow

By *hil most chill OP Man
3 weeks ago

London, South East & Europe

Where's the first place you shoot your webs?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *vaRoseWoman
3 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

On his face

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hickthighs26Woman
3 weeks ago

your hotlist

In his mouth

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hil most chill OP Man
3 weeks ago

London, South East & Europe

Are we talking Spidey webbing himself here?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

Up his bumhole

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eductiveSecretsWoman
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

That little patch inbetween his ear and scalp.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hil most chill OP Man
3 weeks ago

London, South East & Europe

"That little patch inbetween his ear and scalp."

Yeah, underrated spot that

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *carlettsWoman
3 weeks ago

Harpenden

In his eye and up his nose

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hil most chill OP Man
3 weeks ago

London, South East & Europe

Remember ladies, with great power comes great responsibility!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hilly1515Man
3 weeks ago

This is a no brainer the readers wives section...

in fact I can feel my spider senses tingling now .

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hil most chill OP Man
3 weeks ago

London, South East & Europe

" This is a no brainer the readers wives section...

in fact I can feel my spider senses tingling now ."

You're gonna stick the pages together, web fluid is strong stuff!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *its_and_TiramisuCouple
3 weeks ago

North Somerset

Probably either on the kettle or my own dick.

First thing I do after waking up is make a coffee or go for a piss. 🤷‍♂️

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *a LunaWoman
3 weeks ago

Wales

Over his mouth. Anything for some quiet

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *exxyyDy11Man
3 weeks ago

North West

Hang on. Wait. What if I wake up and I'm Venom or the Green Goblin? 🤔

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eductiveSecretsWoman
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Hang on. Wait. What if I wake up and I'm Venom or the Green Goblin? 🤔"

You give her your pumpkin juice instead 🎃

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hil most chill OP Man
3 weeks ago

London, South East & Europe

"Hang on. Wait. What if I wake up and I'm Venom or the Green Goblin? 🤔

You give her your pumpkin juice instead 🎃"

Or black goo

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

If probably test it out on one of my daughters cats (the grey one, definitely the grey one), then after I’ve stuck it to the wall think “oh shit, sorry” then give her shit loads of treats out of guilt.

The mr

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *evon DesireMan
3 weeks ago

Teignmouth

In MJ

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread