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By *aggy dolls OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

bradford

A genie grants you 3 wishes, usual Disney rules apply can't wishes for more wishes, can't make people fall in love etc...

Right now in this moment what are your 3 wishes?

Mr H

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By *its_and_TiramisuCouple
3 weeks ago

North Somerset

I'd like tonight's lottery numbers, 500kg of mini eggs and a puppy.

R

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By *kphooey43Man
3 weeks ago

Barnet

Just the one, for my headache to go.

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By *-and-GCouple
3 weeks ago

norfolk

26 degrees for the next few months,

live in chef,

the ability to click my fingers and travel anywhere in the world 🙏

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By *egnMaxCouple
3 weeks ago

East Midlands

I’d wish for a self-mowing lawn, a happy ending for my morning glory and an Easter Egg that regenerates every time you snaffle a piece.

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By *-and-GCouple
3 weeks ago

norfolk


"I’d wish for a self-mowing lawn, a happy ending for my morning glory and an Easter Egg that regenerates every time you snaffle a piece.

"

Wait can I change one of mine for that Easter egg one!

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By *wingChimpMan
3 weeks ago

Redditch

Unlimited air miles.

Unlimited petrol credits

An easter egg for everyone of there choice.

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By *aggy dolls OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

bradford


"I’d wish for a self-mowing lawn, a happy ending for my morning glory and an Easter Egg that regenerates every time you snaffle a piece.

Wait can I change one of mine for that Easter egg one! "

But which wish would you be sacrificing?

Mr H

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By *wingChimpMan
3 weeks ago

Redditch


"I’d wish for a self-mowing lawn, a happy ending for my morning glory and an Easter Egg that regenerates every time you snaffle a piece.

Wait can I change one of mine for that Easter egg one! "

Too late Disney rules remember

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By *-and-GCouple
3 weeks ago

norfolk


"I’d wish for a self-mowing lawn, a happy ending for my morning glory and an Easter Egg that regenerates every time you snaffle a piece.

Wait can I change one of mine for that Easter egg one!

Too late Disney rules remember "

🫣

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By *-and-GCouple
3 weeks ago

norfolk


"I’d wish for a self-mowing lawn, a happy ending for my morning glory and an Easter Egg that regenerates every time you snaffle a piece.

Wait can I change one of mine for that Easter egg one!

But which wish would you be sacrificing?

Mr H"

Be the 26 degrees one, I’ll get that Easter egg and then clock my fingers to let it melt in the Maldives 🎉

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
3 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

* An old VW Beetle, perfect condition.

* To be able to go on holiday every year without fail.

* A penis reduction.

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By *aggy dolls OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

bradford


"I’d wish for a self-mowing lawn, a happy ending for my morning glory and an Easter Egg that regenerates every time you snaffle a piece.

Wait can I change one of mine for that Easter egg one!

Too late Disney rules remember

🫣"

Cheat code - make friends with _egnmax and hope they'll share their never ending supply of chocolatey goodness

Mr H

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By *-and-GCouple
3 weeks ago

norfolk


"I’d wish for a self-mowing lawn, a happy ending for my morning glory and an Easter Egg that regenerates every time you snaffle a piece.

Wait can I change one of mine for that Easter egg one!

Too late Disney rules remember

🫣

Cheat code - make friends with _egnmax and hope they'll share their never ending supply of chocolatey goodness

Mr H"

Good plan, @_egnmax, you up for sharing? I’ll ask for the 26 degrees to be over your part of the world too?

Wait, in Disney rules is colluding / sharing allowed?

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

An older woman for weekly shenanigans. Of course!

Ability to think of a place and be there when my eyes open.

The ability to make any dish appear anytime! Do love my food haha

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By *aggy dolls OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

bradford


"I’d wish for a self-mowing lawn, a happy ending for my morning glory and an Easter Egg that regenerates every time you snaffle a piece.

Wait can I change one of mine for that Easter egg one!

Too late Disney rules remember

🫣

Cheat code - make friends with _egnmax and hope they'll share their never ending supply of chocolatey goodness

Mr H

Good plan, @_egnmax, you up for sharing? I’ll ask for the 26 degrees to be over your part of the world too?

Wait, in Disney rules is colluding / sharing allowed? "

Dunno, but i have a workaround for the wishing for more wishes rule

Mr H

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By *-and-GCouple
3 weeks ago

norfolk


"I’d wish for a self-mowing lawn, a happy ending for my morning glory and an Easter Egg that regenerates every time you snaffle a piece.

Wait can I change one of mine for that Easter egg one!

Too late Disney rules remember

🫣

Cheat code - make friends with _egnmax and hope they'll share their never ending supply of chocolatey goodness

Mr H

Good plan, @_egnmax, you up for sharing? I’ll ask for the 26 degrees to be over your part of the world too?

Wait, in Disney rules is colluding / sharing allowed?

Dunno, but i have a workaround for the wishing for more wishes rule

Mr H"

Is it sucking the lamp instead of rubbing it?

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By *wingChimpMan
3 weeks ago

Redditch


"I’d wish for a self-mowing lawn, a happy ending for my morning glory and an Easter Egg that regenerates every time you snaffle a piece.

Wait can I change one of mine for that Easter egg one!

Too late Disney rules remember

🫣

Cheat code - make friends with _egnmax and hope they'll share their never ending supply of chocolatey goodness

Mr H

Good plan, @_egnmax, you up for sharing? I’ll ask for the 26 degrees to be over your part of the world too?

Wait, in Disney rules is colluding / sharing allowed?

Dunno, but i have a workaround for the wishing for more wishes rule

Mr H

Is it sucking the lamp instead of rubbing it? "

Disney's all about sharing and caring, spread the love

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By *egnMaxCouple
3 weeks ago

East Midlands

We’d certainly be up for negotiations.

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By *aggy dolls OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

bradford


"I’d wish for a self-mowing lawn, a happy ending for my morning glory and an Easter Egg that regenerates every time you snaffle a piece.

Wait can I change one of mine for that Easter egg one!

Too late Disney rules remember

🫣

Cheat code - make friends with _egnmax and hope they'll share their never ending supply of chocolatey goodness

Mr H

Good plan, @_egnmax, you up for sharing? I’ll ask for the 26 degrees to be over your part of the world too?

Wait, in Disney rules is colluding / sharing allowed?

Dunno, but i have a workaround for the wishing for more wishes rule

Mr H

Is it sucking the lamp instead of rubbing it? "

I'd wish to always be right then when the genie says i have 2 more wishes I'd correct him and tell him I still had 3

Mr H

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

1. Win the lottery.

2. Someone to decide what's for tea every night & cook it.

3. Health and happiness and all that jazz.

Mrs

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By *-and-GCouple
3 weeks ago

norfolk


"I’d wish for a self-mowing lawn, a happy ending for my morning glory and an Easter Egg that regenerates every time you snaffle a piece.

Wait can I change one of mine for that Easter egg one!

Too late Disney rules remember

🫣

Cheat code - make friends with _egnmax and hope they'll share their never ending supply of chocolatey goodness

Mr H

Good plan, @_egnmax, you up for sharing? I’ll ask for the 26 degrees to be over your part of the world too?

Wait, in Disney rules is colluding / sharing allowed?

Dunno, but i have a workaround for the wishing for more wishes rule

Mr H

Is it sucking the lamp instead of rubbing it?

I'd wish to always be right then when the genie says i have 2 more wishes I'd correct him and tell him I still had 3

Mr H"

Much better than my idea, less chance of breaking a tooth 😂

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By *-and-GCouple
3 weeks ago

norfolk


"We’d certainly be up for negotiations."

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By *hams123Man
3 weeks ago

London

Financial freedom so I never have to work for money. I can afford anything I need and want.

The ability to rapidly heal from any injury, wound or disease. The only thing that can kill me is old age.

The ability to fly, with speed control.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
3 weeks ago

Hastings

To get rid of my hangover

Saterday nights loto numbers

Nice big full English breakfast 😋

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

A cock so enormous that I need to put it in a pram just to walk around.

An arsehole so wide I could keep things in there, instead of having pockets full of stuff.

And a go go gadget car, so I could extent the suspension and drive over the traffic.

The mr

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By *ate2theparty808Man
3 weeks ago

Erdington

For the whole world to prioritise the welfare of others over financial gain.

Reliable and stable weather conditions across the world.

Unlimited Victoria sponge cake

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