FabSwingers.com forum: Mediocre Powers

By *redlou89 OP Couple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

Instead of full on super powers what power would you like to have that just makes your life a bit easier, something like the power to never miss a train or every brew is made perfectly to your taste.

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By *ude LawMan
3 weeks ago

Harrogate

Austin's forgettable brother.

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By *hams123Man
3 weeks ago

London

The power of luck. No matter what happens I don't get injured or harmed. There was a character in The Flash TV show who had this power. Really interesting outcomes. Unfortunately it meant other people had bad luck.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
3 weeks ago

Hatfield

Cook a steak perfect every time …

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By *hisIsMe58Man
3 weeks ago

Winchester

To not get a hangover after drinking red wine.

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By *obby3264Man
3 weeks ago

Cambridge

The power to wake up every morning with a spring in my step and a whistle coming from my lips.

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham

The power to always remember what I went into the kitchen for

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By *redlou89 OP Couple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

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By *redlou89 OP Couple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

"Austin's forgettable brother."

😂

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By *redlou89 OP Couple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

"The power to wake up every morning with a spring in my step and a whistle coming from my lips. "

Could do with this

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By *morousCouple8Couple
3 weeks ago

Cumbria

Motivation

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By *ools and the brainCouple
3 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

The power to always have a parking space when I get home from work.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

Speed cameras fail to flash.

The mr

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By *legantEnigmaWoman
3 weeks ago

South of the Watford Gap

The power to - despite now having four pairs - never misplace my reading specs.

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By *erry 58Man
3 weeks ago

doncaster

The power to entice bbws to my bed

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster

To clean the house by waving my hands about.

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By *obby3264Man
3 weeks ago

Cambridge

The power to write messages on here and stand out from the many many many other single men on here.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
3 weeks ago

Central

To have my bed changed for me,as needed. Washing done too

and put away

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By *hams123Man
3 weeks ago

London

To always smell good, clean and fresh.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
3 weeks ago

Hatfield

Power to make my penis look hung to anyone who sees it ….

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By *ld JudeMan
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Oh for the power to consume loads of shortbread, chocolate flapjacks and crisps, and remain effortlessly trim.

(Which I ain't. Trim that is

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
3 weeks ago

South Wales

I would like the power to always get my fake tan right and not the terrible patchy mess that’s happened this week for no reason! Xx 😘

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By *kphooey43Man
3 weeks ago

Barnet

The power to fold a fitted sheet neatly (seen the chap at the Edinburgh Fringe do it).

The power to find all the odd socks (well, only the ones that belong to my family, not you lot and the rest of the world)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

To have my body go to sleep at 10pm and wake at 8am

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By *redlou89 OP Couple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

"To have my body go to sleep at 10pm and wake at 8am"

The dream

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By *redlou89 OP Couple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

"The power to fold a fitted sheet neatly (seen the chap at the Edinburgh Fringe do it).

The power to find all the odd socks (well, only the ones that belong to my family, not you lot and the rest of the world)"

Good clarification to ensure you're not swamped by the worlds odd socks following you around

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By *eardedsparkyMan
3 weeks ago

Llandudno

The power to just enjoy everything all of the time, no matter how negative it is in real life

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By *ingzMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

Kick my undies in the air and catch them every time!

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By *bby_of_the_shireTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Ashby

The power to put up with eye makeup remover not burning a hole in my eyes like petrol

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By *estructionDollyWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester

The power to clean my flat top to bottom with the click of my fingers

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By *eardedsparkyMan
3 weeks ago

Llandudno

"The power to clean my flat top to bottom with the click of my fingers "

This is better than mine, can I change?

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3 weeks ago

Clean dry poos everytime.

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By *redlou89 OP Couple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

"The power to clean my flat top to bottom with the click of my fingers

This is better than mine, can I change?"

But you'll really enjoy the cleaning now with yours

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By *eardedsparkyMan
3 weeks ago

Llandudno

Shit yeah, I’ve forgotten my own power already 😂 thanks

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
3 weeks ago

Norwich

I have been trying for many years to fart one repeat of the riff from Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple. I never have quite enough to get to the end, even if I’m very parsimonious. I’d really like to be able to do it one day.

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By *recticWoman
3 weeks ago

taunton

I’d love the power to make autocorrect betray my office nemesis at the optimum moments

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By *redlou89 OP Couple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

"I’d love the power to make autocorrect betray my office nemesis at the optimum moments"

Ooh an anti-hero

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By *estructionDollyWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester

"The power to clean my flat top to bottom with the click of my fingers

This is better than mine, can I change?"

Nope, too late 😝

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By *kphooey43Man
3 weeks ago

Barnet

The power for dog poos to automatically self bag and be transported to the bin, without me having to bag them (ugh, hate it and especially if in long grass!)

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By *emonochromeMan
3 weeks ago

peterborough

I blow on the dishes and they are clean and dry ready to just put back in the cupboard

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By *hams123Man
3 weeks ago

London

"I would like the power to always get my fake tan right and not the terrible patchy mess that’s happened this week for no reason! Xx 😘 "

Or the power to be tanned whenever you want? I already have it 😜

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By *hams123Man
3 weeks ago

London

"I blow on the dishes and they are clean and dry ready to just put back in the cupboard "

An actual blowjob. 😂

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By *eductiveSecretsWoman
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Mute people and noise 🔇

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By *hilly1515Man
3 weeks ago

master of super glue...

looks like an easy fix, but not all tubes are equal... even a dainty squeeze can result in a oh bollox moment. resulting in picking it of your hands for days afterwards.

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By *hunderaceMan
3 weeks ago

Dudley

The power to spread my positivity to those who need it...

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By *007ManMan
3 weeks ago

Worthing

Don't need any super power. I am already super powerful.

Hmmm not bad, could have been better 6/10.

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By *ortySwitchMan
3 weeks ago

london

The power ti snap my fingers, and all ny chores are done.

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By *ude LawMan
3 weeks ago

Harrogate

"The power ti snap my fingers, and all ny chores are done."

In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
3 weeks ago

East Sussex

The power to cut in a straight line by eye

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

The power for my cuppa to be at optimal drinking temperature every single time.

Mrs TMN x

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By *tannersMan
3 weeks ago

stanley

Just to be able to brush off the “meh” whenever it rears its head

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
3 weeks ago

East Sussex

One mediocre power I'd love is to be able to pee discreetly while standing up without having to remove clothes.

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By *aked beachMan
3 weeks ago

small cave, behind the big cave.

Shower temperature perfect every time.

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By *apppymanMan
3 weeks ago

Kidderminster

The power to find my oft misplaced mojo..... oh to get things done consistently

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
3 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"One mediocre power I'd love is to be able to pee discreetly while standing up without having to remove clothes.

OMG ! OMGG!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
3 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"The power to spread my bum cheeks to those who need it...

Whatever floats your boat

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

"One mediocre power I'd love is to be able to pee discreetly while standing up without having to remove clothes.

Just wear a plastic lined overcoat, you'll be good.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
3 weeks ago

Hatfield

"One mediocre power I'd love is to be able to pee discreetly while standing up without having to remove clothes.

OMG ! OMGG! "

Fab the gift that keeps giving… lol

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Knowing what to have for lunch, dinner etc

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