FabSwingers.com forum: The Joy Of Sofas

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ey up good folks 👋🏻😃

Hmmm….sofas - They’re great aren’t they?

We sit on them.

Sometimes we even have sex upon them.

Fair do’s 👍🏻

Anyway, please describe your sofa to us all in graphic detail 😁

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham

I have a grey leather 2 seater and 3 seater. Turned out to not be the comfiest to be honest, but only had it 3 years so will have to put up with it for a while yet

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By *EAT..85Woman
3 weeks ago

Nottingham

I've done both of those things on mine in the last 24 Hours 😁

A medium black/tan corner sofa with large scatter cushions for the back. It's very comfy and gets split into two when people are round for games nights.

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 weeks ago

your hotlist

Mines a 2 seater love chair and a 4 seater sofa chesterfield faux leather very comfy and great sextracuricular activities

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Sofa so good…

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By *erkshire8299Man
3 weeks ago

slough

Can't beat a snog and a fumble on a sofa .

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By *herry77Woman
3 weeks ago

North West

Ours is tan nubuck leather, we have a two seater and a four seater with chaise on one end. Our house is quite cold so I keep a single duvet to match the living room, on it to snuggle under 🥰

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By *elix SightedMan
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Ordered mine from the guy who calls himself the king of sofas.

My review: Sofa king good

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

Mines invisible as I dont own one

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Ordered mine from the guy who calls himself the king of sofas.

My review: Sofa king good

😂😂😂

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster

I have 2 here ones a leather recliner the other is a big comfy grey L shape sofa bed with storage

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I like to put different throws on my sofa.

It creates the impression that I have a brand new sofa every time I change it.

A top tip right there 👍🏻😜

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

Two, two seater cream leather electric recliner, it’s a good sofa, suits my lazy cunt personality to a tea, never had sex on it though, bare skin on leather 🤢

The mr

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster

"Two, two seater cream leather electric recliner, it’s a good sofa, suits my lazy cunt personality to a tea, never had sex on it though, bare skin on leather 🤢

The mr "

It's not that bad whilst you're having the sex but your arse sticks to it after

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

"Two, two seater cream leather electric recliner, it’s a good sofa, suits my lazy cunt personality to a tea, never had sex on it though, bare skin on leather 🤢

The mr

It's not that bad whilst you're having the sex but your arse sticks to it after

That’s the problem, sticky skin 🤢🤢🤢

The mr

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
3 weeks ago

Chester

Ours is a black leather 2 seater and 3 seater that reclines 🖤 it!

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By *hris1373Man
3 weeks ago

Rochdale/Bradford

Grey fabric corner sofa and cuddle chair. The cuddle chair is perfect for a straddle fuck.

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By *vaRoseWoman
3 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

I have two…. Such a slut for a sofa

Both are a rich sapphire blue chesterfield with bright gemstone colour cushions

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By *kphooey43Man
3 weeks ago

Barnet

JD Vances sofa is allegedly so attractive that he humps it.

(I know, we've all been there)

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By *elix SightedMan
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Two, two seater cream leather electric recliner, it’s a good sofa, suits my lazy cunt personality to a tea, never had sex on it though, bare skin on leather 🤢

The mr

It's not that bad whilst you're having the sex but your arse sticks to it after

I suppose it depends what’s leaking out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

I have a cream coloured one, although it was beige when I bought it.

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By *orphia2003Woman
3 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Grey fabric 2 seater sofa with chaise and a cuddle chair.

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster

"Two, two seater cream leather electric recliner, it’s a good sofa, suits my lazy cunt personality to a tea, never had sex on it though, bare skin on leather 🤢

The mr

It's not that bad whilst you're having the sex but your arse sticks to it after

I suppose it depends what’s leaking out of it"

Ha ha well I can assure you there wasn't anything leaking out.

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By *avexxMan
3 weeks ago

cheshire

3 and 2 black leather well broken in,, i treated yesterday with cream its come up absolutley brilliant

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
3 weeks ago

Northumberland

Mine folds out into a bed and had storage underneath too. Annoyingly cant really change it though, down side to caravan life I guess 😂

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

L Shaped Sofa, 3 seater on each side, 3 electric recliner seats, Suede, dark brown.

It's probably the nicest thing I've ever sat on... 🤔

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Mine's a very good two and a bit seater. It came with the house. The old chap who lived here before me had great taste and the money to buy nice things and when he died his daughter and son in law didn't need any of his things and so for a bit extra I got left all of the fixtures and fittings, including a very nice sofa and 2 arm chairs

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By *hilly1515Man
3 weeks ago

The joy of sofa's well its give me some joy..

swap the o and a around safos, where the **** is he going with this, well I will tell you.

the Snow and Avalanche foundation of Scotland

You could get a C/S Con Safos tattoo.

or federal aviation

SAFOs)

Safety Alerts For Operators

You can visit safos-gmbh.de

or safos.ch

you can get a Sigapore Armed Forces Overseas Scholarship

Fancy perusing the Gianakos-safos collection... no problem we got you covered.

Or the SAFOS Technology company

Or reading Christopher Safos biography

Perhaps I could interest you in some SAFOS Houlloumi cheese

Or a visit to the South African folklaw society safos.co.za

perhaps a theatrical appreciation of safos dance theatre arts foundation for Tuson AZ.

Where was I yes the joys of sofas. and surfing.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"The joy of sofa's well its give me some joy..

swap the o and a around safos, where the **** is he going with this, well I will tell you.

the Snow and Avalanche foundation of Scotland

You could get a C/S Con Safos tattoo.

or federal aviation

SAFOs)

Safety Alerts For Operators

You can visit safos-gmbh.de

or safos.ch

you can get a Sigapore Armed Forces Overseas Scholarship

Fancy perusing the Gianakos-safos collection... no problem we got you covered.

Or the SAFOS Technology company

Or reading Christopher Safos biography

Perhaps I could interest you in some SAFOS Houlloumi cheese

Or a visit to the South African folklaw society safos.co.za

perhaps a theatrical appreciation of safos dance theatre arts foundation for Tuson AZ.

Where was I yes the joys of sofas. and surfing.

😂😂👍🏻 I’ll take some of that Houlloumi cheese (and eat it on my sofa) 😜

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I must confess that I very much enjoy sex on a sofa; It’s a bit naughtier than a bed but not as lewd as going at it in a greenhouse.

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By *he MinionMan
3 weeks ago

I was meant to be getting a new chesterfield style, grey suede esque sofa delivered today. Took my 2 leather recliners apart last night all ready for the swap.

Couldnt get the new one through the living room door. 🤦🏼‍♂️ Cant spin it in, too long, can tilt it in either. Poxy old small door height houses.

So i've literally just finished putting the recliners back together and the new one will have to live in the middle of the dinning room till i figure out what the heck i'm gonna do

🤣🥳🥳

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By *aomilatteCouple
3 weeks ago

Midlands

"Ey up good folks 👋🏻😃

Hmmm….sofas - They’re great aren’t they?

We sit on them.

Sometimes we even have sex upon them.

Fair do’s 👍🏻

Anyway, please describe your sofa to us all in graphic detail 😁"

Because we're very posh we have a recliner. It's cream and in good condition because we don't any of those little humans who like spilling drinks and spreading chocolate on things.

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By *lassiccokeorpepsimaxCouple
3 weeks ago

Cardiff

I have a Chesterfield in my front room. With my library. It's brown. And stunning.

However in contrast, in the living room, I have a flat pack Ikea sofa 🙃

Mrs

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
3 weeks ago

Sunderland

Our sofas are hard to describe but sort of like a pair of chaise lounges. Regardless they're very good for the sexy time. And naps.

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By *askedRiderMan
3 weeks ago

Scotland

I heard that if she owns a leather sofa, chances are she's a squirter.

Any truth in this myth? 🤔

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By *r.ZeusMan
3 weeks ago

Basgiath War College

A grey 3-seater corner pull-out sofa bed

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By *am450Man
3 weeks ago

Sidcup/Bexley

Two new ones arriving next Thursday 2 and a 3 seater tan leather, going into my garden room (present to myself to start my early retirement) hope to be used on most days of the week and provide a retreat to relax in, read, watch the footie ( and Arsenal not tanking or bottling it

again!) and comfortably recline with an occasional (ok probably more than occasional) glass of vino

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