FabSwingers.com forum: Etiquette question of the day

By *tanners OP Man
3 weeks ago

stanley

When is it acceptable to open Easter Eggs?

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Good Friday

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By *estructionDollyWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Whenever you fancy eating one.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol

Don’t feed them after midnight

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By *morousCouple8Couple
3 weeks ago

Cumbria

As soon as you’ve unwrapped them

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster

If you buy it whenever you feel like it

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By *ensuallover1000Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

As soon as you liberate them from your shopping bags 👍🏻

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By *unguy410Man
3 weeks ago

Cambridge

Last Thursday

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By *aked beachMan
3 weeks ago

small cave, behind the big cave.

Once everyone’s gone home

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham

Depends on if you're an adult who makes decisions for yourself or a child who has decisions made for them.

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By *elix SightedMan
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"When is it acceptable to open Easter Eggs?"

I bought myself a Wispa egg today and it’s chilling in the fridge. I now have the dilemma of whether to eat it tonight or finish the massive bag of mini eggs already open.

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By *hilly1515Man
3 weeks ago

if you take them out the box and wrapping recycle that as that's saving the planet. then although still egg-shaped they are no longer Easter eggs as they have no identification designation any longer .

As such you can now if questioned as to what are doing its not Easter reply whilst trying to maintain a straight face ... apply the I did not realise rule

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancashire

I’ve already eaten mine. My egg, my rules 😊

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By *napologeticallyUS55Couple
3 weeks ago

Ipswich

We don’t celebrate Easter first, so we can’t possibly help you.

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By *elix SightedMan
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"When is it acceptable to open Easter Eggs?"

Ask yourself - what would Jesus do?

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By *hilly1515Man
3 weeks ago

"I’ve already eaten mine. My egg, my rules 😊"

I had forgotten about that rule good point well brought out .

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By *obilebottomMan
3 weeks ago

All over

Anytime before and during Easter

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By *outhern LadMan
3 weeks ago

down south

I’ve been eating cream eggs for weeks, do they count?

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By *ermanentlyHorny8082Couple
3 weeks ago

North West

Erm..last Saturday night 😅 fancied something sweet..what can I say?! 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Mini Eggs should be an all year round delicacy

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

Easter Sunday. Need to have Mini-Eggs, chocolate bunnies or hot cross buns for that bit of foreplay

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By *elix SightedMan
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Mini Eggs should be an all year round delicacy "

It looks like you’re about dispense some.

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By *hilly1515Man
3 weeks ago

can you remember the eggs .. creme egg size maybe a bit smaller. that where filled with a soft toffee centre..

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By *idlandsMMan
3 weeks ago

cannock

"When is it acceptable to open Easter Eggs?"

From the moment they are in shops till the moment they are taken away again

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By *cherryblossom-Woman
3 weeks ago

South glos

Can some of you plz stop Easter egg shaming me for already eating some

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By *EAT..85Woman
3 weeks ago

Nottingham

Apparently last Saturday 🤦‍♀️

I need to replace one.

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

"Mini Eggs should be an all year round delicacy "

There's a petition I can get behind!

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

"Can some of you plz stop Easter egg shaming me for already eating some "

Like it would stop you 😜

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Ryde

In my experience, a year after Easter.

For some reason, I always have one egg remaining from the year before, so I put it in an airtight bang and stick in the fridge for next time. They always come out as good as they went in.

Given how crap the selection of eggs has been everywhere this year, it's probably for the best I still have a really nice one from last Easter!

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By *rchie300Man
3 weeks ago

Hamworthy

Anytime Stanners …. chocolate is God !!!!……. I absolutely adore the stuff and eat it every day , also partial to pussy but that’s a bit tricky to get from isle 10 at Asda 😉

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By *cherryblossom-Woman
3 weeks ago

South glos

"Can some of you plz stop Easter egg shaming me for already eating some

Like it would stop you 😜"
m

Someone call me a fatty to make me stop 🤣

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

"Can some of you plz stop Easter egg shaming me for already eating some

Like it would stop you 😜m

Someone call me a fatty to make me stop 🤣"

You're a fitty!

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

"Can some of you plz stop Easter egg shaming me for already eating some

Like it would stop you 😜m

Someone call me a fatty to make me stop 🤣

You're a fitty!"

Damn autocorrect... 🙄

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By *cherryblossom-Woman
3 weeks ago

South glos

"Can some of you plz stop Easter egg shaming me for already eating some

Like it would stop you 😜m

Someone call me a fatty to make me stop 🤣

You're a fitty!

Damn autocorrect... 🙄"

I’m not sharing my mini eggs with you

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By *tanners OP Man
3 weeks ago

stanley

"Anytime Stanners …. chocolate is God !!!!……. I absolutely adore the stuff and eat it every day , also partial to pussy but that’s a bit tricky to get from isle 10 at Asda 😉"

Try Aldi, can get anything there

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

"Can some of you plz stop Easter egg shaming me for already eating some

Like it would stop you 😜m

Someone call me a fatty to make me stop 🤣

You're a fitty!

Damn autocorrect... 🙄

I’m not sharing my mini eggs with you

It's fine, I'll nick a few when you're not looking 😇

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By *tanners OP Man
3 weeks ago

stanley

"When is it acceptable to open Easter Eggs?

Ask yourself - what would Jesus do?"

Nailed it 😂

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By *ichaelsmyMan
3 weeks ago

douglas

after you have smashed them on the floor or hit them against a wall

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Easter Sunday

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By *ontyboi76Man
3 weeks ago

Pontypridd

Whenever you buy them, or suddenly fancy one. It's just chocolate. Live your own life, not anyone else's.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
3 weeks ago

East Sussex

I saw the first ones for sale on boxing day so I'm going to say 26th December

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By *quirrel!Man
3 weeks ago

London

Etiquette like this is meant to be broken! - Mini eggs, for example, can be eaten at any time!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

If your a child easter Sunday when the.rabbit brings them

If your an adult then when you can sneak them past the kids

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
3 weeks ago

Hatfield

"When is it acceptable to open Easter Eggs?"

As soon as you bought them . At the counter is totally acceptable

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By *jhd94Man
3 weeks ago

lincs

Definitely when there’s someone about that might just be willing to suck you cock for a bit of chocolate 😂

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By *eyond PurityCouple
3 weeks ago

East Lincs

They’ve been in the shops for months so if you’ve not eaten one already then there’s something wrong 😱

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
3 weeks ago

Barnstaple

I’ve already eaten my own weight in crème eggs 🤷🏼‍♀️

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By *layful Sub BratWoman
3 weeks ago

S. E. London

Prevention of rotten peadiatric teeth.

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By *ace400Man
3 weeks ago

my back yard

I’ve bought my children some all ready to eat as cheaper than a bar of dairy milk

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By *ister Blue-EyesMan
3 weeks ago

Wetherby

"I’ve already eaten my own weight in crème eggs 🤷🏼‍♀️"

How do you eat yours?

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By *arpe_diem36Man
3 weeks ago

york

Anyone want to have my eggs as an easter egg

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By *elloWoman
3 weeks ago

alpha centauri

When the kids have gone to bed, you eat the Easter eggs, then the next day you buy more to replace the eggs you ate which weren't even yours to begin with, then once again when the kids are in bed you eat the second batch of choccy eggs, then again buy more and it just repeats like that until there are no more eggs left in the shops

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London

I gave the kids one the day they broke up from school.

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London

"When the kids have gone to bed, you eat the Easter eggs, then the next day you buy more to replace the eggs you ate which weren't even yours to begin with, then once again when the kids are in bed you eat the second batch of choccy eggs, then again buy more and it just repeats like that until there are no more eggs left in the shops "

There's one downstairs I was tempted to eat.

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By *elloWoman
3 weeks ago

alpha centauri

There's one downstairs I was tempted to eat.

Do it do it, no-one will know

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

When my son was a child I wouldnt let him have chocolate or sweets. We bought him a small chocolate egg and the family bought him worth in vouchers whi h he bought lego with and got for more enjoyment outfit. The last laugh was hes 35 and never had a filling. I have no regrets. Also just for the record hes bringing my granddaughter up with very few sweets

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London

There's one downstairs I was tempted to eat.

Do it do it, no-one will know

If I hadn't eaten two wraps for dinner I would eat it

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By *aulaxd2020TV/TS
3 weeks ago

Dudley

"When is it acceptable to open Easter Eggs?

From the moment they are in shops till the moment they are taken away again "
Boxing Day then?

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By *insBadMan
3 weeks ago

& around

"When is it acceptable to open Easter Eggs?"

Easter Sunday

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
3 weeks ago

Central

Whenever needed. My 1st of this year, survived 6 hours or so, on Sunday

. It might be replaced, unless prices have risen

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By *froaleMan
3 weeks ago

oldham

Bought a galaxy one for Myself this year, had to remortgage the house like so hope it’s worth it

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By *ny1localMan
3 weeks ago

READING

Only when the name of the day ends with a y.

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By *rthur30Man
3 weeks ago

Warrington

Now! Whenever now is.

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