FabSwingers.com forum: Toodle Pip

By *tanners OP Man
3 weeks ago

stanley

No I’m not leaving calm down and put the champagne away.

Toodle pip is an “olde worlde “ term I use frequently as goodbye is a bit boring.

What old or daft phrases do you use in your everyday life?

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster

Don't know your arse from your elbow = someone who doesnt have a clue.

Eyes like a shit house rat = good eyesight.

10p short of a pound = nuts.

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Motherwell

TTFN when bidding farewell to the guy I am about to block. Mx 👿

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

nincompoop, first long word my granddaughter could say

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By *offiacoolWoman
3 weeks ago

Alsager

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer...a bit of a dunce.

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By *cherryblossom-Woman
3 weeks ago

South glos

Alright me lover

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

As useful as a chocolate fireguard

Not the full shilling

Shaking like a shitting dog

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol

"Alright me lover "

Cheers babber

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By *cherryblossom-Woman
3 weeks ago

South glos

"Alright me lover

Cheers babber "

I never call anyone babber it’s always lover

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

One is my favourites is 'id rather wank with a cheese grater'. That mostly applies to fab though.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol

"Alright me lover

Cheers babber

I never call anyone babber it’s always lover

Babber being the Bristolian equivalent

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

As thick as a butcher's turd.

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By *aptaincaveman88Man
3 weeks ago

TEESSIDE

Bobby dazzler

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By *amesB66Man
3 weeks ago

St Peter Port

Wazzock....a pillock

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By *inky PerkyCouple
3 weeks ago

Narnia

I get slated for saying "crikey"

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By *amesB66Man
3 weeks ago

St Peter Port

"I get slated for saying "crikey""

Blimey!

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By *amesB66Man
3 weeks ago

St Peter Port

"One is my favourites is 'id rather wank with a cheese grater'. That mostly applies to fab though. "

Ouch!

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

"One is my favourites is 'id rather wank with a cheese grater'. That mostly applies to fab though.

Ouch!"

Only to shitty messages. I'm not an animal 😂

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

Hoist by your own petard is one my favourites 😄

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By *gly duck cdTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

You make a better door than a window ( as back in the day I was the tv remote)

Up the wooden hill ( get to bed )

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By *rchie300Man
3 weeks ago

Hamworthy

I recently said “ hard cheese” to a younger colleague…..he looked at me very strangely and said what’s cheese got to do with being late home , you such a weirdo and did to many drugs in the 90’s 😂

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham

"I recently said “ hard cheese” to a younger colleague…..he looked at me very strangely and said what’s cheese got to do with being late home , you such a weirdo and did to many drugs in the 90’s 😂"

'Hard cheese' and 'oh chinny reckon' are two of my favourite phrases

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

Sometimes I say golly gosh if the kids are around instead if saying what the actual fuck

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By *wcdfor2TV/TS
3 weeks ago

SKELMERSDALE

Top Notch

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By *rchie300Man
3 weeks ago

Hamworthy

Chinny reckon ….thats a classic…. It appears to be very well travelled 👍

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By *ilverFoxLovesOralMan
3 weeks ago

Bath

Pukka

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By *inkPomPomWoman
3 weeks ago

Isle of Man

Groovy 💕

Pot calling the kettle black is a fave

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By *he MinionMan
3 weeks ago

I use toodle pip too.

And tickety boo, for all is well.

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By *hams123Man
3 weeks ago

London

Free your mind. It's a reference from Rick and Morty, which is a reference from the original Total Recall film.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I love archaic insults; they’re somewhat charming in a curious way.

Examples: Saddlegoose, Gollumpus and Shabbaroon 😁👍🏻

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
3 weeks ago

Chester

I sign off with 'toodles'

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By *tanners OP Man
3 weeks ago

stanley

"Chinny reckon ….thats a classic…. It appears to be very well travelled 👍"

Needs the hand gesture too

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By *inky PerkyCouple
3 weeks ago

Narnia

"muffed it"

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 weeks ago

your hotlist

Your a good turn but your on too long - meaning your funny in small doses

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By *partharmonyCouple
3 weeks ago

Tonbridge

Whoops-a-daisy.

I once said this to a Swedish girl and she burst into laughter saying she thought only Hugh Grant ever said that.

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By *ermite12ukMan
3 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

If dynamite was brains. You wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off.

You should be on the stage.....Cleaning it.

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By *agicfingers1Man
3 weeks ago

near Brighton

Shit or get off the pot......I.e hurry up and get out the way

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By *ensuallover1000Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Shit or get off the pot......I.e hurry up and get out the way "

😂😂😂 I love that saying 😂😂👍🏻👍🏻

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By *agicfingers1Man
3 weeks ago

near Brighton

He's a sandwich short of a picnic

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By *agicfingers1Man
3 weeks ago

near Brighton

"Shit or get off the pot......I.e hurry up and get out the way

😂😂😂 I love that saying 😂😂👍🏻👍🏻"

🤣🤣

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By *aked beachMan
3 weeks ago

small cave, behind the big cave.

When I was a kid, if it was time to go to bed I was told to get up ‘the wooden Hill’.

Now if I’m leaving somewhere I’m often going to ‘knob off’. Admittedly I may be the only one who uses the phrase but it’s 30 odd years old so probably counts.

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
3 weeks ago

S.Wales

Cheerio 👋✨️

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By *obilebottomMan
3 weeks ago

All over

All fur coat and no knickers

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By *morousCouple8Couple
3 weeks ago

Cumbria

Gallivanting. My friend and I love to go off gallivanting

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By *ermite12ukMan
3 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

Cantankerous.

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
3 weeks ago

Chester

"Gallivanting. My friend and I love to go off gallivanting"

I love gallivanting!!

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By *rinity_crossTV/TS
3 weeks ago

uttlesford, Essex

Groovy

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By *ensuallover1000Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Curmudgeon: A delightful word that instantly evokes wonderful imagery of a grumpy old bastard waving his walking stick into the air in anger (miserable old cunt!) 👍🏻

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By *morousCouple8Couple
3 weeks ago

Cumbria

"Gallivanting. My friend and I love to go off gallivanting

I love gallivanting!! "

We can gallivant together anytime 😘

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

‘Oh crumbs’

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By *amesB66Man
3 weeks ago

St Peter Port

Twaddle...haven't used that in a long time!

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