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"I can't reach." Patting your own back? Or blowing your own trumpet? 🤔 | |||
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"I can't reach. Patting your own back? Or blowing your own trumpet? 🤔 " Both! | |||
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"I can't reach. Patting your own back? Or blowing your own trumpet? 🤔 Both!" Ah I’m in good company then | |||
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"Dont know how it got this far in life with my skills" shit shag alert | |||
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"Been told i have a magic mouth x Mrs" Can you pull a rabbit out of it? | |||
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"Listening. I can here them driving off before my boxers hit the floor Hear, ffs. I'll leave now | |||
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"I'm just fucking mint all round 😎" He likes sex after eight ^ | |||
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"I'm just fucking mint all round 😎" • Are you a Polo™ ? 😉🙂 | |||
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"I'm just fucking mint all round 😎 He likes sex after eight ^" Nah. It's polo's, they've got a hole | |||
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"I have a trick with my thumb - seems to work anyway" Do you make it look like you've pulled it off but it's really your other thumb? | |||
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"I'm very good at fetching snacks afterwards " Sold | |||
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"I'm just fucking mint all round 😎 He likes sex after eight ^ Nah. It's polo's, they've got a hole I'm hung like a polo horse if that counts ? | |||
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"I'm just fucking mint all round 😎 He likes sex after eight ^ Nah. It's polo's, they've got a hole Oh dear! I think most are mares | |||
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"I'm just fucking mint all round 😎 He likes sex after eight ^ Nah. It's polo's, they've got a hole Prepare to get ridden 🤣 | |||
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"I'm just fucking mint all round 😎 He likes sex after eight ^ Nah. It's polo's, they've got a hole | |||
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"I was told by a woman, that i have skills that she didnt think any man could possess. Best compliment i've ever had." what washing the dishes | |||
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"I was told by a woman, that i have skills that she didnt think any man could possess. Best compliment i've ever had." You changed a duvet cover? | |||
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"I was told by a woman, that i have skills that she didnt think any man could possess. Best compliment i've ever had." Did you do her ironing? No, wait, you put the toilet seat down. | |||
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"I have an amazing skill where I can write your name on a ladies clit, with my tongue. I often spell it wrong....and have to start again. How did I know this was written by you lol. Mrs x | |||
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"I’m good with my mouth and tongue And I’m a squirter which isn’t skillful but people seem to like it anyway" Oooh and I can last on top for at least a minute! | |||
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"Im shit at sex, but look great bent over 😅✨️" To be fair i've yet to see an angle that doesn't look great | |||
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"Im shit at sex, but look great bent over 😅✨️" I am usually spent by the time I have reached the second bendy over pic... | |||
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"I have the right hole" Evidence? | |||
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"Best 30 seconds of your life 😎" 35 if lucky? | |||
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"Well….shite at sex but make a great breakfast and coffee afterwards Sold | |||
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"Best 30 seconds of your life 😎 35 if lucky?" Getting past 20 with you I’d consider fucking lucky 🤣 | |||
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"Well….shite at sex but make a great breakfast and coffee afterwards What your tea skills like? 😝✨️ | |||
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"Well….shite at sex but make a great breakfast and coffee afterwards Pretty god damn good….you should find out | |||
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"Well….shite at sex but make a great breakfast and coffee afterwards How do you like your sausage | |||
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"I can undo a belt quickly with one hand. That’s all I’ve got I’m afraid 😂" seems like a good starting point | |||
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"I can undo a belt quickly with one hand. That’s all I’ve got I’m afraid 😂" Is that while the others one is.. ahem, blowing trumpet? 🎺 | |||
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"I was told by a woman, that i have skills that she didnt think any man could possess. Best compliment i've ever had. Did you do her ironing? No, wait, you put the toilet seat down." I can cook, iron, do the laundry and yes, obviously i put both the toilet seat and lid down when finished before i flush. Doesnt everybody ? I even wash my hands, i'm from the home counties, i was dragged up with manners. 🤔 | |||
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"Apparently my fellatio skills are legendary. I’ve been told I should give classes 🤣🤣🤣🤣 And in all honesty I don’t even like giving it that much*** 🤷♀️ so imagine if I did? I have always had you on a pedestal of high regard ... after hearing that I have just fainted ... | |||
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"I can undo a belt quickly with one hand. That’s all I’ve got I’m afraid 😂 Is that while the others one is.. ahem, blowing trumpet? 🎺 " Exactly 😆 | |||
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"I can undo a belt quickly with one hand. That’s all I’ve got I’m afraid 😂 Is that while the others one is.. ahem, blowing trumpet? 🎺 Exactly 😆" Sounds like a fanfare | |||
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"I can undo a belt quickly with one hand. That’s all I’ve got I’m afraid 😂 Is that while the others one is.. ahem, blowing trumpet? 🎺 Exactly 😆 Sounds like a fanfare " There’s been a few standing ovations 😝 | |||
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"I can undo a belt quickly with one hand. That’s all I’ve got I’m afraid 😂 Is that while the others one is.. ahem, blowing trumpet? 🎺 Exactly 😆 Sounds like a fanfare There’s been a few standing ovations 😝" I won’t even ask about an Encore 😉 | |||
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"Sounds like a fanfare ㅤㅤ There’s been a few standing ovations 😝" • I can't help but read that as "ovulations". In fairness this is quite a fertile thread. 🙂 | |||
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"I'm just fucking mint all round 😎" Is that why polos have the holes in them? 😮 | |||
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"I'm shit at sex but an alright kisser I'm shit at sex too.....but I hear practice makes perfect. Shall we test out this theory together? | |||
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"I’ve been told I could charge for licking pussy, and as I have heard “You’re the first man to make me cum with your tongue” several times, maybe I should get myself on AW……😋" People don't half talk shit to their sexual partners eh! | |||
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"Apprently I give amazing titwanks!" Now there’s a claim you don’t hear very often. | |||
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"Longer than average and I can spell the alphabet with my tongue Do you need a cavas? I am a blank sheet of paper | |||
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"I’ve been told I could charge for licking pussy, and as I have heard “You’re the first man to make me cum with your tongue” several times, maybe I should get myself on AW……😋 People don't half talk shit to their sexual partners eh! " If you have a mouthful of shit, you’re licking the wrong hole. Take that tip from an expert 😎👍 | |||
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"I'm very good at fetching snacks afterwards " That'll do me | |||
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"I'm very good at fetching snacks afterwards That'll do me I'd like to do you | |||
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"I usually perform a stand up gig during to avoid any premature evacuation A hand stand gig, presumably…. | |||
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