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By *iddlesticks OP Man
3 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you smother me in baby oil and writhe on me like an eel on St Writhes day during the second week of Writhetide.

Failing that just send pics of boobs and bums and willies and things, even fannies if the fancy takes you.

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

I'd be like oh, another guy talking bollocks. How original.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
3 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'd be like oh, another guy talking bollocks. How original. "

Apologies but bollocks seems to be my primary language.

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

"I'd be like oh, another guy talking bollocks. How original. "

I think she fancies you 🤔

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
3 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'd be like oh, another guy talking bollocks. How original.

I think she fancies you 🤔"

Do you think, I thought she was sitting on the fence with this one.

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By *eandRaCouple
3 weeks ago

Pontypridd

"I'd be like oh, another guy talking bollocks. How original.

Apologies but bollocks seems to be my primary language. "

Don't bring Star wars into this lol

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

"I'd be like oh, another guy talking bollocks. How original.

I think she fancies you 🤔

Do you think, I thought she was sitting on the fence with this one.

I definitely sensed the flirting.

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By *ifelover999Man
3 weeks ago

Eastbourne

"I'd be like oh, another guy talking bollocks. How original. "

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
3 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'd be like oh, another guy talking bollocks. How original.

Apologies but bollocks seems to be my primary language.

Don't bring Star wars into this lol"

Haha. It’s how I’m programmed.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

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By *ifelover999Man
3 weeks ago

Eastbourne

"In

In and accepting pics

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
3 weeks ago

North West

Oh Fiddles, are you telling *everyone* they have a beautiful body too? I thought the oily eely thing was just ours 😭

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 weeks ago

your hotlist

I would fiddle with you

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

I was going to send one in, but I dropped the camera.

"Fiddlesticks" I exlaimed!

I picked up the camera, lens broken. However it only broke when I looked at it.

Think you've all had a lucky escape.

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By *hesblokeMan
3 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

Laugh? Yeah!

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By *otsossieMan
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield / Sheffield

If you told me I had a beautiful body I’d drive you to Specsavers.

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By *egnMaxCouple
3 weeks ago

East Midlands

If I said I had a beautiful body you should ask me if it was in my boot or under my patio!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

I’m not a cockney, I don’t like eels, will a carp do ?

The mr

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By *xydadbodMan
3 weeks ago

towcester

"I'd be like oh, another guy talking bollocks. How original.

Apologies but bollocks seems to be my primary language.

Don't bring Star wars into this lol"

Dont.. we dont need a lightsaber battle 😅😅🤣🤣

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By *napologeticallyUS55Couple
3 weeks ago

Ipswich

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you lend me a tenner? X

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Crawley Down

Laugh at you, as you must not be wearing your glasses

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