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"Let's bomb the bloody Americans... Hear me out, I am not about taking sides in the war. I'm talking about the way the American company that bought Cadbury has ruined our chocolate. Given us cheaper crappier greasier tasteless stuff you can't even legally call chocolate because it needs to be 20% cocoa to be chocolate. Fabbers and lovers of chocolate, vote for me and I'll put the nuts back where they belong, not balls deep in miss Bella but in wholenut!" I know some bars, like Penguins,now have too little chocolate to call themselves chocolate but didn't know that Cadburys had become the same and couldn't | |||
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"We have white bluebells in the garden. Do I call them white bluebells or whitebells? " Albino | |||
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"Are oranges called oranges because of the colour orange OR Is the colour Orange called Orange because of Oranges?" Or why is orange, the colour, not called carrot? | |||
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"There was a man on here, who started a thread about someone injecting other peoples cum into their own penis and shooting the load Ive just reminded myself of that thread and I wonder if he ever got round to doing it with others or it it was just a one off...." Ffs not the cum injection again 🤣 | |||
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"There was a man on here, who started a thread about someone injecting other peoples cum into their own penis and shooting the load Ive just reminded myself of that thread and I wonder if he ever got round to doing it with others or it it was just a one off.... Ffs not the cum injection again 🤣" Wonder if the guy who started the "plop fun" thread, got his plop fun friend in the end 😂😂 | |||
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"Are oranges called oranges because of the colour orange OR Is the colour Orange called Orange because of Oranges?" why did I read this ...its going to melt my head .. whilst I sleep. if I have night mares  | |||
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"Are oranges called oranges because of the colour orange OR Is the colour Orange called Orange because of Oranges?" The colour is named after the fruit... Spanish 'naranja' (orange) became in English a norange, and then the colour followed... | |||
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"Are oranges called oranges because of the colour orange OR Is the colour Orange called Orange because of Oranges? The colour is named after the fruit... Spanish 'naranja' (orange) became in English a norange, and then the colour followed..." victory is mine no nightmares ... yay | |||
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"We have white bluebells in the garden. Do I call them white bluebells or whitebells? " Are they white bluebells, or three cornered leeks? | |||
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"Are oranges called oranges because of the colour orange OR Is the colour Orange called Orange because of Oranges? why did I read this ...its going to melt my head .. whilst I sleep. if I have night mares "Not sorry, but heres some more Why do noses run yet feet smell? Why do we call it a building if its already built? Why do we say slept like a baby when babies wake up crying all the time? | |||
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"Most boring thought ever: Why is it we have the Royal Mail but we call it post, and the Americans have the Postal Service but call it mail? I mean, just….. sigh….. As you were." This has gotten me deep in thought now…. 🤔🤔 | |||
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"Are oranges called oranges because of the colour orange OR Is the colour Orange called Orange because of Oranges? why did I read this ...its going to melt my head .. whilst I sleep. if I have night mares
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Why do noses run yet feet smell?
Why do we call it a building if its already built?
Why do we say slept like a baby when babies wake up crying all the time?" | |||
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"Are oranges called oranges because of the colour orange OR Is the colour Orange called Orange because of Oranges? Or why is orange, the colour, not called carrot?" Carrots used to be purple! | |||
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"Most boring thought ever: Why is it we have the Royal Mail but we call it post, and the Americans have the Postal Service but call it mail? I mean, just….. sigh….. As you were. This has gotten me deep in thought now…. 🤔🤔" And how is it still 'Royal' given that it was sold to a foreign billionaire? | |||
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"Most boring thought ever: Why is it we have the Royal Mail but we call it post, and the Americans have the Postal Service but call it mail? I mean, just….. sigh….. As you were. This has gotten me deep in thought now…. 🤔🤔 And how is it still 'Royal' given that it was sold to a foreign billionaire?" 🤔🤔🤔 I shall be meditating on this for some time…. 🤔🤔😜 | |||
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"Why did the British adopt the French expression cul-de-sac to name a dead-end street? Not even French people use it because it is so vulgar. Literally means “ass’s bag” I took a long walk this morning enjoying the sun, I stopped in front of a cul-de-sac sign and couldn't help but wonder what the f…! "😂😂 I never knew that one. I shall never more be able to view one in the same light again 😂😂 | |||
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"Most boring thought ever: Why is it we have the Royal Mail but we call it post, and the Americans have the Postal Service but call it mail? I mean, just….. sigh….. As you were. This has gotten me deep in thought now…. 🤔🤔 And how is it still 'Royal' given that it was sold to a foreign billionaire?" This is like the bank of England... is not I guess for simple terms the King's. | |||
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"Why did the British adopt the French expression cul-de-sac to name a dead-end street? Not even French people use it because it is so vulgar. Literally means “ass’s bag” I took a long walk this morning enjoying the sun, I stopped in front of a cul-de-sac sign and couldn't help but wonder what the f…! "They do use it! | |||
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"Are oranges called oranges because of the colour orange OR Is the colour Orange called Orange because of Oranges? The colour is named after the fruit... Spanish 'naranja' (orange) became in English a norange, and then the colour followed... victory is mine no nightmares ... yay " Is the colour Naranja called Naranja by the Spanish because of Naranjas? Or the opposite way? | |||
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"Why did the British adopt the French expression cul-de-sac to name a dead-end street? Not even French people use it because it is so vulgar. Literally means “ass’s bag” I took a long walk this morning enjoying the sun, I stopped in front of a cul-de-sac sign and couldn't help but wonder What the f…!
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They use impasse. Excuse my French "Or cul-de-sac. | |||
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"Are oranges called oranges because of the colour orange OR Is the colour Orange called Orange because of Oranges? The colour is named after the fruit... Spanish 'naranja' (orange) became in English a norange, and then the colour followed... victory is mine no nightmares ... yay Is the colour Naranja called Naranja by the Spanish because of Naranjas? Or the opposite way? " lo siento yo no hablas espaniol ...no comprenda. Yo necisitas jugo... | |||
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"Are oranges called oranges because of the colour orange OR Is the colour Orange called Orange because of Oranges? The colour is named after the fruit... Spanish 'naranja' (orange) became in English a norange, and then the colour followed... victory is mine no nightmares ... yay Is the colour Naranja called Naranja by the Spanish because of Naranjas? Or the opposite way? lo siento yo no hablas espaniol ...no comprenda. Yo necisitas jugo..." Que? | |||
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"Why did the British adopt the French expression cul-de-sac to name a dead-end street? Not even French people use it because it is so vulgar. Literally means “ass’s bag” I took a long walk this morning enjoying the sun, I stopped in front of a cul-de-sac sign and couldn't help but wonder What the f…!
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They use impasse. Excuse my French
Or cul-de-sac. "Slang, no official signs | |||
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"Why did the British adopt the French expression cul-de-sac to name a dead-end street? Not even French people use it because it is so vulgar. Literally means “ass’s bag” I took a long walk this morning enjoying the sun, I stopped in front of a cul-de-sac sign and couldn't help but wonder What the f…!
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They use impasse. Excuse my French "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries  | |||
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"Are oranges called oranges because of the colour orange OR Is the colour Orange called Orange because of Oranges? The colour is named after the fruit... Spanish 'naranja' (orange) became in English a norange, and then the colour followed... victory is mine no nightmares ... yay Is the colour Naranja called Naranja by the Spanish because of Naranjas? Or the opposite way? lo siento yo no hablas espaniol ...no comprenda. Yo necisitas jugo..." Very juicy | |||
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"Why do we say slept like a baby when babies wake up crying all the time?" Ha, when anyone says that I ask if they woke up crying after they pissed and shit themselves 💦 💩 | |||
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"Are oranges called oranges because of the colour orange OR Is the colour Orange called Orange because of Oranges? The colour is named after the fruit... Spanish 'naranja' (orange) became in English a norange, and then the colour followed... victory is mine no nightmares ... yay Is the colour Naranja called Naranja by the Spanish because of Naranjas? Or the opposite way? lo siento yo no hablas espaniol ...no comprenda. Yo necisitas jugo... Que?" bebe jugo... come naranje | |||
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"Are oranges called oranges because of the colour orange OR Is the colour Orange called Orange because of Oranges? The colour is named after the fruit... Spanish 'naranja' (orange) became in English a norange, and then the colour followed... victory is mine no nightmares ... yay Is the colour Naranja called Naranja by the Spanish because of Naranjas? Or the opposite way? lo siento yo no hablas espaniol ...no comprenda. Yo necisitas jugo... Very juicy "grasias senora mi llamo es chilly | |||
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"Why did the British adopt the French expression cul-de-sac to name a dead-end street? Not even French people use it because it is so vulgar. Literally means “ass’s bag” I took a long walk this morning enjoying the sun, I stopped in front of a cul-de-sac sign and couldn't help but wonder What the f…!
They do use it!
They use impasse. Excuse my French
Or cul-de-sac.
Slang, no official signs "Slang shows that it is actually used by people another not just signs. You can also say "voie sans issue". That's the beauty of the language in my opinion. | |||
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"Why did the British adopt the French expression cul-de-sac to name a dead-end street? Not even French people use it because it is so vulgar. Literally means “ass’s bag” I took a long walk this morning enjoying the sun, I stopped in front of a cul-de-sac sign and couldn't help but wonder What the f…!
They do use it!
They use impasse. Excuse my French
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries "How many weeks are in a day and how many years in a month? | |||
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"Are oranges called oranges because of the colour orange OR Is the colour Orange called Orange because of Oranges? Or why is orange, the colour, not called carrot?" Carrots were not originally orange. | |||
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"Why did the British adopt the French expression cul-de-sac to name a dead-end street? Not even French people use it because it is so vulgar. Literally means “ass’s bag” I took a long walk this morning enjoying the sun, I stopped in front of a cul-de-sac sign and couldn't help but wonder What the f…!
They do use it!
They use impasse. Excuse my French
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
How many weeks are in a day and how many years in a month? "The days are long and the years are short, I know that much | |||
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"I have 2 weeks off work.. yeah I know, im just bragging now lol" I have three! Not to out brag, obvs. | |||
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"There was a man on here, who started a thread about someone injecting other peoples cum into their own penis and shooting the load Ive just reminded myself of that thread and I wonder if he ever got round to doing it with others or it it was just a one off...." Oh please I remember this … simply thank you for the pending nightmares | |||
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"Most boring thought ever: Why is it we have the Royal Mail but we call it post, and the Americans have the Postal Service but call it mail? I mean, just….. sigh….. As you were. This has gotten me deep in thought now…. 🤔🤔 And how is it still 'Royal' given that it was sold to a foreign billionaire?" • Because it operates under a Royal charter, its links to the Tudor court and current Royal patronage, and it holds a royal warrant in perpetuity because of its historic links to the royal household. | |||
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"There was a man on here, who started a thread about someone injecting other peoples cum into their own penis and shooting the load Ive just reminded myself of that thread and I wonder if he ever got round to doing it with others or it it was just a one off.... Oh please I remember this … simply thank you for the pending nightmares " Your welcome ❤️ | |||
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" Who came up with the term "blow job" clearly had no idea what they were doing and managed to preserve their ineptitude for the rest of time? "What would the alternative be called? Suck job, mouth hug, my personal fav is play the skin flute | |||
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"Why did the British adopt the French expression cul-de-sac to name a dead-end street? Not even French people use it because it is so vulgar. Literally means “ass’s bag” I took a long walk this morning enjoying the sun, I stopped in front of a cul-de-sac sign and couldn't help but wonder what the f…! "For half my childhood i thought cul de sac was the French version of my roads name lol | |||
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"Are oranges called oranges because of the colour orange OR Is the colour Orange called Orange because of Oranges? The colour is named after the fruit... Spanish 'naranja' (orange) became in English a norange, and then the colour followed..." Correct...the colour is named after the fruit. However...what did people call the colour orange before oranges (the fruit) were introduced to Europe in the 16th Century? | |||
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"I’m awake two hours before my alarm goes off for work. Silver lining is it would have been three if clocks hadn’t gone forward at the weekend…." Surely that's a lead lining? | |||
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" Who came up with the term "blow job" clearly had no idea what they were doing and managed to preserve their ineptitude for the rest of time?
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Suck job, mouth hug, my personal fav is play the skin flute "Have you have never whistled a tune on the blue viewed piccolo... | |||
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"Who thought to call the grass. Grass? 🤔" Holy shit that blue lingerie is hot. I can't even remember what thread I'm in now. | |||
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" Who came up with the term "blow job" clearly had no idea what they were doing and managed to preserve their ineptitude for the rest of time?
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Suck job, mouth hug, my personal fav is play the skin flute
Have you have never whistled a tune on the blue viewed piccolo..."auto text ban it .. * blue viened picollo* | |||
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"Why do some people think its perfectly fine to subject all around them to their poxy tic tok shite or music. Headphones are not a new invention. Selfishness ? Entitlement ? Or just complete ignorance ?. When i am king they will be the first against the wall !" Totally agree with this! | |||
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" Who came up with the term "blow job" clearly had no idea what they were doing and managed to preserve their ineptitude for the rest of time?
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Suck job, mouth hug, my personal fav is play the skin flute "Cock snogging 👍🏾 | |||
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"Why did the British adopt the French expression cul-de-sac to name a dead-end street? Not even French people use it because it is so vulgar. Literally means “ass’s bag” I took a long walk this morning enjoying the sun, I stopped in front of a cul-de-sac sign and couldn't help but wonder What the f…!
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They use impasse. Excuse my French
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"Most boring thought ever: Why is it we have the Royal Mail but we call it post, and the Americans have the Postal Service but call it mail? I mean, just….. sigh….. As you were. This has gotten me deep in thought now…. 🤔🤔 And how is it still 'Royal' given that it was sold to a foreign billionaire?" Because a first class stamp costs a kings ransom 😂 | |||
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"I kissed a girl for the first time since COVID last night and did lots of other fun things with her and I liked it. Mx 😈🔥 "Did you mean, I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry Chapstick, hope my boyfriend don't mind it. | |||
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