FabSwingers.com forum: Your worst thread

London, South East & Europe

What's the worst forum thread you've ever created? Not worst meaning horrific content, but worst meaning worst performing. Where you've been sure you had an interesting topic that would fill up with replies, then you posted it and... crickets.

I've posted a few stinkers in my time, maybe this could be my latest!

What about you?

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
3 weeks ago

Chester

I stick to 'ooft' threads, I know I'm safe with these

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 weeks ago

your hotlist

My masked men ones are never very popular. Must not be a popular kink 🤣

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By *elix SightedMan
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Too many to remember. Thoughts seem to be more interesting in my own head.

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By *hilly1515Man
3 weeks ago

oh I have done loads ...

but at least I know I am consistent

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By *ermite12ukMan
3 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

Mainly joke threads (x2) that never got a single reply, and vanished forever.

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By *he MinionMan
3 weeks ago

I copy and pasted a forum thread title and reposted it as the first one filled up. Many had commented on the original so I just thought i'd carry it on.

But nope.

Nada.

Not one reply !🤣

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By *morousCouple8Couple
3 weeks ago

Cumbria

"My masked men ones are never very popular. Must not be a popular kink 🤣"

Instagram shorts would suggest otherwise…. Nothing to do with my algorithm at all

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
3 weeks ago

Chester

"I copy and pasted a forum thread title and reposted it as the first one filled up. Many had commented on the original so I just thought i'd carry it on.

But nope.

Nada.

Not one reply !🤣"

Start an ooft thread, they're winners 😁

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By *he MinionMan
3 weeks ago

"I copy and pasted a forum thread title and reposted it as the first one filled up. Many had commented on the original so I just thought i'd carry it on.

But nope.

Nada.

Not one reply !🤣

Start an ooft thread, they're winners 😁 "

Ooft for you 🤭😉

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
3 weeks ago

S.Wales

"I copy and pasted a forum thread title and reposted it as the first one filled up. Many had commented on the original so I just thought i'd carry it on.

But nope.

Nada.

Not one reply !🤣

Start an ooft thread, they're winners 😁 "

Or choose profiles you want to spend the night with thread 😅✨️

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By *hilly1515Man
3 weeks ago

I have been looking for a thread title that's got potential to go viral as opposed to go and spiral into the forum bin

I think I am just shit at them

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
3 weeks ago

Chester

"I copy and pasted a forum thread title and reposted it as the first one filled up. Many had commented on the original so I just thought i'd carry it on.

But nope.

Nada.

Not one reply !🤣

Start an ooft thread, they're winners 😁

Ooft for you 🤭😉"

Ooft u2

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
3 weeks ago

Reading

I’ve had a few where I’d have preferred if they died a forgotten death but get a slap in the face weeks and months later when someone had resurrected them 😭

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By *hilly1515Man
3 weeks ago

"I’ve had a few where I’d have preferred if they died a forgotten death but get a slap in the face weeks and months later when someone had resurrected them 😭"

. this gives me hope

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

'If you were eating the above posters poop, what would be your side dish'

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By *viatrixWoman
3 weeks ago

Gatwick

"What's the worst forum thread you've ever created? Not worst meaning horrific content, but worst meaning worst performing. Where you've been sure you had an interesting topic that would fill up with replies, then you posted it and... crickets.

I've posted a few stinkers in my time, maybe this could be my latest!

What about you?"

Every single one I make. I am mostly ignored on the forum. Used to get my back up, I am over it now. I even find it funny.

I think the only one that got some traction was about sexless marriages/attraction waning, etc- there wasn’t a deluge of responses but the ones that were there were quite thought out and lovely. I remember well because I’d just had my 2nd COVID vaccine and my head was bubbling while reading hahahha

Besides that, every other thread I start disappears into the oblivion of 2nd/3rd/4th page within 5 minutes.

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By *avexxMan
3 weeks ago

cheshire

my stamp collecting thread didnt go down well

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By *iz78Woman
3 weeks ago

wirral

"My masked men ones are never very popular. Must not be a popular kink 🤣"

I have somehow wandered onto the maskedtok side of TT 🥵 very popular there haha

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 weeks ago

your hotlist

"My masked men ones are never very popular. Must not be a popular kink 🤣

I have somehow wandered onto the maskedtok side of TT 🥵 very popular there haha"

I know its my algorithm on there 🥵 haha

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By *estructionDollyWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester

"My masked men ones are never very popular. Must not be a popular kink 🤣"

Yeah the masked one I posted on Friday the 13th flopped 🤣

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By *WB85Man
3 weeks ago

Staffordshire

The insecure about their size threads always make my eyes roll.

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By *otstuff77Woman
3 weeks ago

Newtown

I did share a story in Story's and fantasies a couple of months ago that got a fair few replies.

I've not braved it on here yet, though I do have a few subjects I'd like to share/discuss sometime

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By *ensuallover1000Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Create shitty threads? Me? 😜😂😂😂

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 weeks ago

your hotlist

"My masked men ones are never very popular. Must not be a popular kink 🤣

Yeah the masked one I posted on Friday the 13th flopped 🤣 "

Ah we can but hope one day the masked men association join in on our threads haha

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
3 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

All of mine.

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By *obilebottomMan
3 weeks ago

All over

I never notice, just let things flow. If people join in fine, if not they might soon have to endure another

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By *aked beachMan
3 weeks ago

small cave, behind the big cave.

I tend not to start posts these days, when I did I rarely got above 10 replies, mostly not even 10. Yesterday on my ‘recently posted to’ list I’d killed 5 threads. Went to bed quite proud!

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By *emptme1993Man
3 weeks ago

manchester

I’ve had a few fall flat on their face like me after a few pints 🤣 not created one in a while, not had much to talk about for a change

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
3 weeks ago

Bot Farm

The one asking how to delete a stupid threat I had started 2 minutes ago. Two foolish threads at the same time 🤦‍♀️

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By *hil most chill OP Man
3 weeks ago

London, South East & Europe

Nice to see it's not just me then 🤣

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

If it was that interesting, I think I'd remember it 😂

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By *hil most chill OP Man
3 weeks ago

London, South East & Europe

I've posted a few stinkers in my time, maybe this could be my latest!

What about you?

Every single one I make. I am mostly ignored on the forum. Used to get my back up, I am over it now. I even find it funny.

Besides that, every other thread I start disappears into the oblivion of 2nd/3rd/4th page within 5 minutes. "

Nah I don't buy it - you're a woman so you're guaranteed replies 🤣 Try being a bloke on here, we're the real victims

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham

Kind of the opposite but my obscure music recommendation one was an unexpected success.

I'd pledged to listen to every recommendation because I thought I'd maybe get 10 replies, but the thread filled up in a few hours leaving me with a lot to listen to. Rewarding though as there was a lot of great stuff.

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Tyre types. It fell flat.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Pretty much every thread I have posted 🫠

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By *elix SightedMan
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Started one about sparklers last November but it just fizzled out

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By *hil most chill OP Man
3 weeks ago

London, South East & Europe

I made one wondering if Roger and Jessica Rabbit ever actually fucked, and everyone collectively ignored it. I still think it's worth investigating

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By *hilly1515Man
3 weeks ago

"I made one wondering if Roger and Jessica Rabbit ever actually fucked, and everyone collectively ignored it. I still think it's worth investigating "

I think this one has legs ..also

maybe it's a watershed Saturday night special. Post

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By *issBellaWoman
3 weeks ago

Flintshire

There's been a few with very little replies. But I created one absolute stinker of a thread when I hadn't long joined the forum. It was fabicide before I'd even started, it went down like a led balloon

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
3 weeks ago

Northumberland

Shame the guy who done the Cum Injection Thread a few months ago is no longer here... thing he would fit in well with this thread 😂

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By *hil most chill OP Man
3 weeks ago

London, South East & Europe

"There's been a few with very little replies. But I created one absolute stinker of a thread when I hadn't long joined the forum. It was fabicide before I'd even started, it went down like a led balloon

Did you moan that you weren't getting any meets and the Clique were ruining the forum?

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
3 weeks ago

Northumberland

"Shame the guy who done the Cum Injection Thread a few months ago is no longer here... thing he would fit in well with this thread 😂"

Or the guy who came up with the "plop fun" thread.... that one went down like a lead balloon, He would fit in well here too 🤣🤣

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By *ildbillkidMan
3 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

My last one ,9 replies

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By *itCouple30sMan
3 weeks ago

bolton

My last thread asking for some advice about clubs in the northwest, thought someone would help but radio Silence 😅

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Shame the guy who done the Cum Injection Thread a few months ago is no longer here... thing he would fit in well with this thread 😂

Or the guy who came up with the "plop fun" thread.... that one went down like a lead balloon, He would fit in well here too 🤣🤣"

Ffs plop fun 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Shame the guy who done the Cum Injection Thread a few months ago is no longer here... thing he would fit in well with this thread 😂"

PTSD right here

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By *ealitybitesMan
3 weeks ago

Belfast

I've been using the forums since 2019 and probably started 200 threads in that time across different forums.

Only one has ever reached 175 replies and only 5 have had more than 40 comments.

The fact that I am able to remember that is ridiculous now that I think about it

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
3 weeks ago

Northumberland

"Shame the guy who done the Cum Injection Thread a few months ago is no longer here... thing he would fit in well with this thread 😂

PTSD right here "

Not even sorry 😂😂

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By *hil most chill OP Man
3 weeks ago

London, South East & Europe

"My last one ,9 replies

I've had worse 🤣

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Shame the guy who done the Cum Injection Thread a few months ago is no longer here... thing he would fit in well with this thread 😂

PTSD right here

Not even sorry 😂😂"

I know 👊🏼🤣🤣

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Sexville

Not sure I’ve ever started a thread? 🤔

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham

What happened to that Uglybaby fella? Although he did get a lot of replies tbf

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
3 weeks ago

Central

It only takes 1 incisive, all answering post, that's a truly definitive answer, for threads to be over

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
3 weeks ago

South Wales

I’ve only ever started one thread a long time ago and it was very slow and just petered out! I can’t imagine I’ll start many more xx 😄

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By *allySlinkyWoman
3 weeks ago

Leeds

"I made one wondering if Roger and Jessica Rabbit ever actually fucked, and everyone collectively ignored it. I still think it's worth investigating "

Surely they did as he's called Roger

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By *allySlinkyWoman
3 weeks ago

Leeds

" I have been looking for a thread title that's got potential to go viral as opposed to go and spiral into the forum bin

I think I am just shit at them

Your early morning thread today already has more replies than your Tall Chick yesterday

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By *reddyWKMan
3 weeks ago

West Kirby

Once the thread ends up on page 2 of the forum list, it's basically over from my experience

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By *ochaManMan
3 weeks ago

The depths of your mind

Not too long ago I asked what people's favourite current emoji is. Not one reply, my fault for taking the forum too casually. 🫠

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By *eliWoman
3 weeks ago

Awww worst performing meaning least replies? I miss the days of thinky threads where they might not fill up but there was a bit more to them than the live laugh fuck the person above ones.

Anyway, I can't remember. Genuinely. There have been few inevitably, I waffle some utter crap.

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Motherwell

Last year on the other site I innocently posted a thread "Do you ever post when having sex". While I was in cowgirl position on my friend with benefits who was also rolling a doobie. The bile I was treated to for daring to do such a terrible thing was quite overwhelming from it must be crap sex to you are just a fantasist and you just shallow and have no respect for your friend.. He was so taken aback at the vitriol that he told me to come off the site as it was full of nutters in hindsight I should have. You live and learn and no I am not having sex while posting this reply. Mx 👿

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By *elix SightedMan
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Once the thread ends up on page 2 of the forum list, it's basically over from my experience "

Page two is a goldmine of missed opportunities. I live on page two, looking for the weird ramblings of people that shouldn’t be allowed out.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"Not too long ago I asked what people's favourite current emoji is. Not one reply, my fault for taking the forum too casually. 🫠"

🍩

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
3 weeks ago

Reading

None I can think of as I don't pay it much attention but I'm sure I have posted some unpopular threads in my time.

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By *hil most chill OP Man
3 weeks ago

London, South East & Europe

"Not too long ago I asked what people's favourite current emoji is. Not one reply, my fault for taking the forum too casually. 🫠"

It really is luck of the draw if your post finds people interested in it or not!

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By *partharmonyCouple
3 weeks ago

Tonbridge

I once asked who people fancy from QI. I really fancy Cariad Lloyd and now I've got a thing for Kiri Pritchard-McLean. I thought maybe some other people had some favourites.

Not a single response. It's languishing unloved in the Fab forum archive. It feels like the Bounty in the Celebrations advert from a few years ago.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

Ive posted my fair share of threads that have no reply. It doesn't bother me aa I post others that do get traffic.

I think the most boring thread i started was about cleaning antiques in a stately house

It even bored me and surprise surprise no posts on it. I really dont know what I was thinking

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By *ermite12ukMan
3 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

"Ive posted my fair share of threads that have no reply. It doesn't bother me aa I post others that do get traffic.

I think the most boring thread i started was about cleaning antiques in a stately house

It even bored me and surprise surprise no posts on it. I really dont know what I was thinking"

I feel & look like an antique and if you apply a little spit and polish. You never know what you might find beneath the surface.

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By *tannersMan
3 weeks ago

stanley

Oh gawd I reckon at least 20% of mine are duds 😂😂

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By *ochaManMan
3 weeks ago

The depths of your mind

"Not too long ago I asked what people's favourite current emoji is. Not one reply, my fault for taking the forum too casually. 🫠

🍩"

Thanks, now if you could please find my thread and resurrect it with your doughnut I'd be forever grateful. 😘

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By *ochaManMan
3 weeks ago

The depths of your mind

"Not too long ago I asked what people's favourite current emoji is. Not one reply, my fault for taking the forum too casually. 🫠

It really is luck of the draw if your post finds people interested in it or not! "

Maybe everyone's waiting for someone else to reply? 🤔

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By *ochaManMan
3 weeks ago

The depths of your mind

"I once asked who people fancy from QI. I really fancy Cariad Lloyd and now I've got a thing for Kiri Pritchard-McLean. I thought maybe some other people had some favourites.

Not a single response. It's languishing unloved in the Fab forum archive. It feels like the Bounty in the Celebrations advert from a few years ago. "

I also fancy both those beautiful Welsh women. 😍

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By *lrightthenMan
3 weeks ago

Bradford

Anything. Even just comments. I feel like I'm the most hated person on the forum lol

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By *lrightthenMan
3 weeks ago

Bradford

"Anything. Even just comments. I feel like I'm the most hated person on the forum lol"

Understandable though considering the negativity, hostility, and overall misery of all my previous comments. I no longer care because I'm finally so happy for the first time since I was 9

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
3 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

My April Fools Day thread from earlier, is a zero response one. Sad times.

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By *ochaManMan
3 weeks ago

The depths of your mind

"My April Fools Day thread from earlier, is a zero response one. Sad times. "

Not any more!

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By *ynamicnatureMan
3 weeks ago

Doncaster

I put a few chapters of a story I wrote in the story section and think I only received 1 reply.

I was sort of gutted and would have been happy with more responses, even if they were saying the story was crap.

Oh well, 😊

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol

The Rebecca Moore thread I posted a few hours had three responses, one of which was me.

I figured beloved British hard-core porn star having her own YouTube channel where she has guests and vlogs and funny skits would garner a little more intrigue from people on sex positive site...

I think I'm just unpopular 😤

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By *ochaManMan
3 weeks ago

The depths of your mind

"I put a few chapters of a story I wrote in the story section and think I only received 1 reply.

I was sort of gutted and would have been happy with more responses, even if they were saying the story was crap.

Oh well, 😊"

I tried finding it but got distracted. Feel free to send me a link because I do like a late night read.

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

The ones where I've had a drink or 10. Some things should really stay in my head.

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