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A Question For Urinal Frequenters

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Ow do my fellow pissers 😃👋🏻

So…..when stood at an individual ‘kidney’ urinal, where do you prefer to aim?

Do you aim for the bottom or the mat in the bottom? (If one is present - Hey, those mats are great for quality splashback, right? - I just love the sheer sophisticated class bestowed by the, ‘I’ve just pissed all down my own leg’ look) 😵‍💫

Alternatively, do you aim high? To the left? To the right?

Maybe you like to draw intricate patterns on the back of the porcelain?

Or possibly, for reasons best known only to yourself, you have a curious predilection to just piss all over the floor?

Please do reveal all here my good folks 👍🏻

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By *avenwrexham75TV/TS
3 weeks ago

Wrexham

Just behind the mat...

Avoids splashback but also seems to activate the nice smell...

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By *hil most chillMan
3 weeks ago

London, South East & Europe

This is a weird amount of questions about such a mundane topic.

OP, are you taking the piss?

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham

If there's a cake I'll try to aim so I can move the cake around the urinal a bit

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Sexville

I like to aim at the urinal next to me just to spice it up a bit 😂

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"This is a weird amount of questions about such a mundane topic.

OP, are you taking the piss?"

😂😂 There’s a true art to urinal christening.

….Well….sort of. Maybe 😜👍🏻

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I like to aim at the urinal next to me just to spice it up a bit 😂"

😂😂 That’s the spirit 😂😂👍🏻👍🏻

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By *carlettsWoman
3 weeks ago

Harpenden


"If there's a cake I'll try to aim so I can move the cake around the urinal a bit"

Who takes cake into a bog with them?

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"If there's a cake I'll try to aim so I can move the cake around the urinal a bit

Who takes cake into a bog with them? "

They're a bit rarer these days but urinals used to always have cake in them

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

After numerous scientific visits and a meticulous logging of the resulting data, I can confirm that I tend to urinate to the low left.

I have no idea why I opt for the low left but it feels kind of ‘right’.

Yes 👍🏻

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By *kphooey43Man
3 weeks ago

Barnet

OP, are we talking wall-mounted, floor-mounted, or trough. Clearly this will affect where one aims - unless of course one falls into the category of the user that prefers to piss on the floor, or the user that likes to take aim at the person standing next to them

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"If there's a cake I'll try to aim so I can move the cake around the urinal a bit

Who takes cake into a bog with them?

They're a bit rarer these days but urinals used to always have cake in them "

I always loved the ‘pineapple chunks’ and rings.

They looked delicious but tasted pretty rank….

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"OP, are we talking wall-mounted, floor-mounted, or trough. Clearly this will affect where one aims - unless of course one falls into the category of the user that prefers to piss on the floor, or the user that likes to take aim at the person standing next to them "

And there is a wide variety of wall mounted, plus those slightly lower placed ones for short people

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"If there's a cake I'll try to aim so I can move the cake around the urinal a bit

Who takes cake into a bog with them?

They're a bit rarer these days but urinals used to always have cake in them

I always loved the ‘pineapple chunks’ and rings.

They looked delicious but tasted pretty rank…. "

Why make something designed to be pissed on look so appetising?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"OP, are we talking wall-mounted, floor-mounted, or trough. Clearly this will affect where one aims - unless of course one falls into the category of the user that prefers to piss on the floor, or the user that likes to take aim at the person standing next to them "

A good and valid scientific distinction indeed 👍🏻

For this thread, I’m referring to the wall mounted individual receptacles.

Those communal trough ones….well, that’s a wee wee free for all and can get a bit messy… 😵‍💫😵‍💫

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By *kphooey43Man
3 weeks ago

Barnet


"If there's a cake I'll try to aim so I can move the cake around the urinal a bit

Who takes cake into a bog with them?

They're a bit rarer these days but urinals used to always have cake in them

I always loved the ‘pineapple chunks’ and rings.

They looked delicious but tasted pretty rank…. "

I always wondered why the sherbet lemons never tasted quite right...

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By *olvoGentMan
3 weeks ago

Purgatory


"If there's a cake I'll try to aim so I can move the cake around the urinal a bit

Who takes cake into a bog with them? "

I once found a half eaten punnet of grapes atop of urinals the once lol

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Random thought: I have always been fascinated by the curious phenomenon of blocked and flooding urinals.

I mean, a) How does this happen?

and b) Why do chaps continue to piss in them when the urine levels are so perilously high?

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By *kphooey43Man
3 weeks ago

Barnet


"If there's a cake I'll try to aim so I can move the cake around the urinal a bit

Who takes cake into a bog with them?

I once found a half eaten punnet of grapes atop of urinals the once lol"

Never trust the half full Fanta bottles left in the urinals

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"Random thought: I have always been fascinated by the curious phenomenon of blocked and flooding urinals.

I mean, a) How does this happen?

and b) Why do chaps continue to piss in them when the urine levels are so perilously high? "

Have you ever been to festival toilets? I've asked the same question of poo

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By *kphooey43Man
3 weeks ago

Barnet


"Random thought: I have always been fascinated by the curious phenomenon of blocked and flooding urinals.

I mean, a) How does this happen?

and b) Why do chaps continue to piss in them when the urine levels are so perilously high? "

It's the sticky floor sensation, as your shoes give you the impression that you have just walked across asphalt on a particularly hot summers day

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Random thought: I have always been fascinated by the curious phenomenon of blocked and flooding urinals.

I mean, a) How does this happen?

and b) Why do chaps continue to piss in them when the urine levels are so perilously high?

Have you ever been to festival toilets? I've asked the same question of poo"

😂😂 There comes a point when looking down into the pan, one just has to reevaluate one’s planned jettison mission (and subsequently go and find a nice hedgerow to squat in)

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow / London / Manchester

Aiming’s a lottery if you piss with a strong stream. Every different design of bowl has a different ‘sweet spot’ where you can minimise splashback.

Rather than risk getting it wrong, why not adopt the German approach and sit down to pee? (Assuming there’s a cubicle available. I don’t mean lower yourself backwards onto the urinal, good grief …)

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By *kphooey43Man
3 weeks ago

Barnet


"Random thought: I have always been fascinated by the curious phenomenon of blocked and flooding urinals.

I mean, a) How does this happen?

and b) Why do chaps continue to piss in them when the urine levels are so perilously high?

Have you ever been to festival toilets? I've asked the same question of poo"

And on a third world train it's always best to use the onboard toilet within fifteen minutes of departure...

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Random thought: I have always been fascinated by the curious phenomenon of blocked and flooding urinals.

I mean, a) How does this happen?

and b) Why do chaps continue to piss in them when the urine levels are so perilously high?

It's the sticky floor sensation, as your shoes give you the impression that you have just walked across asphalt on a particularly hot summers day"

😂 Oh god yes! That distinctive sticky ‘squelch’/‘splodge’ sound as it dawns upon you that it is most definitely NOT water your presently walking upon… 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"Random thought: I have always been fascinated by the curious phenomenon of blocked and flooding urinals.

I mean, a) How does this happen?

and b) Why do chaps continue to piss in them when the urine levels are so perilously high?

It's the sticky floor sensation, as your shoes give you the impression that you have just walked across asphalt on a particularly hot summers day

😂 Oh god yes! That distinctive sticky ‘squelch’/‘splodge’ sound as it dawns upon you that it is most definitely NOT water your presently walking upon… 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫"

It's bad enough when it's in your own ensuite

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By *idnightcowboy69Man
3 weeks ago

cirencester

Aim for the water tank

4' up the wall

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