FabSwingers.com forum: Instant Billionaire plans

By *3dwood OP Man
4 weeks ago

London

You've woken up and found a billion pounds in your bank account. After checking with the bank that it’s legitimately yours, what’s the first thing you are doing with the money?

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By *atch0101Man
4 weeks ago

The wrong place

Get out of the UK

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By *oobsandbeard69Couple
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

Heading to the Caribbean!

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By *hortieWoman
4 weeks ago

Northampton

Buying a Costa coffee, then complaining.

Then buying out that location and turning it into a Barbershop.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
4 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Going on a long bloody holiday!

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Fill the car with diesel

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By *FallenAngel-Woman
4 weeks ago

Kings Langley

Buy a huge chunk of land, build a big house for me and build houses my family (brother, sister and kids)

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By *ime2TingleCouple
4 weeks ago

South Essex

Almost nothing, apart from resigning and booking a holiday. Wouldn’t want anyone knowing.

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By *hunkyfunster85Man
4 weeks ago

birmingham

Nice long holiday, put money aside for my nephew when he turned 18, buy some land and custom build a house, invest in a business of my own

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By *rightonsteveMan
4 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Buy a chunk of France and a chateau and vineyard. As a co-operative, so whoever works on there keeps the profits. Also a hotel so I could run it really badly like Basil Fawlty and buy a James Bond Aston and then give lots away in £1000 chunks. And buy some pineapple chunks.

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By *he MinionMan
4 weeks ago

I would have to renew my passport firstly and then i would be off chasing the sun

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By *007ManMan
4 weeks ago

Worthing

Help family and friends.

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By *athomMan
4 weeks ago

South Coast

Build a Fab Forumite retirement village ( over 40 in fab years )fully kitted with everything you need , fully funded.

My gift to you all 😂

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
4 weeks ago

East Sussex

I haven't given it much thought really

Buy a house with 4 bedrooms, a living room, study, dining room, large kitchen and conservatory. Indoor pool, sauna, hot tub. Outbuildings and a couple of acres.

Set kids up for life

Start charity helping young people get on property ladder by renting houses to them then at the end of five years giving all their rent back as a deposit for a home minus any damage repairs

Set up homeless charity

Set up animal charity

Employ house keeper/driver for my dad

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By *hunkymonkey81Man
4 weeks ago

Sheffield

Off to barbados

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Buy loads of lotto tickets and hope i win

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
4 weeks ago

Norwich

"Fill the car with diesel"

Half-fill it.

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By *elix SightedMan
4 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Resign from work.

Pay my favourite costa branch to never let anyone in but me.

Buy some girlfriends.

Pay someone to design a toilet roll holder that dispenses £50 notes and spend the rest of my life wiping my arse with money.

Buy a small island, build a house, install gun turrets.

Order pointless shite from Amazon and wait for the drivers to arrive. If they fail to hand the parcel directly to me, they get assassinated.

Pay someone to dispose of all the mysterious Amazon vans building up outside my house.

Pay someone to design me a bed made out of some of my money.

I’ll be back later with day two.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
4 weeks ago

Leeds

Donate a few mill to the cause I volunteer for.

The mr

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By *rightonsteveMan
4 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Donate a few mill to the cause I volunteer for.

The mr "

Penile Seepage Issues charity?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
4 weeks ago

Leeds

"Donate a few mill to the cause I volunteer for.

The mr

Penile Seepage Issues charity? "

No its “ I accidentally spunked in my sister and now she’s pregnant “

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

"Donate a few mill to the cause I volunteer for.

The mr

Penile Seepage Issues charity?

No its “ I accidentally spunked in my sister and now she’s pregnant “

The mr "

So the Norfolk Friendly Society

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By *naswingdressWoman
4 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Check out how much the HMRC are getting off that, when I have to pay it by, and setting aside my tax burden in the place that will bear the most interest.

House renovation, hefty gifts to family and friends, hefty pension contribution.

Carry on with life as I have been.

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
4 weeks ago

Midlands

Online shopping. I have baskets full of stuff ready to checkout.

Katie.

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By *lfa RomeoMan
4 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

Make sure my family and friends are taken care of, couple of mill for me, then givdvtgd rest to various charities

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By *apinMan
4 weeks ago

London

With the way inflation is going with this stupid American war....you'll just about be able to get yourself a meal deal from tesco

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By *ortySwitchMan
4 weeks ago

london

Give 10% to charity as I have always promised I would.

Then buy a plot of land and build a house. Then build a shit load of houses somewhere cheap and rent them out to people at decent rates they can afford. Especially men.

Buy some politicians (cos they’re cheap) and try to get some laws passed that would better the nation.

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Quit work, get some tits.

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By *rsMxCouple
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Fill the car with diesel"

What you doing with the last 40quid? 🤣

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By *nderson ByresMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

Make sure I got a financial advisor, stored money away for retirement, etc, by a house, get my family sorted for houses, etc, set up a few charitable organisations, the either:

*Buy Rangers, pump loads of money into them, and batter Celtic.

*Buy Partick Thistle and move them out of Firhill and into actual Partick, next to the Clyde.

*But Queens Park and build them a training centre in actual Queens Park and not Pollock Park

*Set up my own team in Glasgow and eclipse all the other Glasgow teams

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By *utterfly64Woman
4 weeks ago

Raynes Park

Very first thing - retire

Then dish out to get my kids on the property ladder

Then holiday holiday holiday. Oh, and new knees so I can walk decently again

Hire a cleaner, chef, gardener etc!

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By *pentoall555Man
4 weeks ago

benfleet

Definitely leave the uk

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By *avie65Man
4 weeks ago

In the west.

I would spend half of it on wine, women and song. Then I’d squander the rest.

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Getting on autotrader and buying my all time dream car

Lotus esprit

And probably anything else that I like the look of whilst searching

2nd would be driving my lotus (if it makes it there without breaking down!) down to Poole to buy me a new sunseeker and might pop over to sandbanks have a little look who want to sell or not for an obscene amount of profit!

Once that’s all done pop back to the office with a cpl of Tesco bags stuffed with cash and buy the company off my boss’s (and then fuck about with there wages every week!) see how they like it the twats !

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By *orphia2003Woman
4 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Travel.

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By *eardedsparkyMan
4 weeks ago

Llandudno

Paying off debts, families mortgages etc then taking all my mates on holiday. Probably never come home, because why would I?

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
4 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

Quit my job

Buy a super yacht

Get a penis reduction

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By *illybeachboyMan
4 weeks ago

Guernsey

Buy a house in a warm country that's fully accessible so I can take my disabled friend with me.

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By *elix SightedMan
4 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Quit my job

Buy a super yacht

Get a penis reduction

From two to one?

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By *nnCeeWoman
4 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"You've woken up and found a billion pounds in your bank account. After checking with the bank that it’s legitimately yours, what’s the first thing you are doing with the money?"

Hand in my notice at work

Sort out skin removal surgery

Get onto Rightmove to find my new house/vacant plot to build my house

Make sure my friends have all they need

Figure out where I'd like to visit next, with my new svelte figure, and my favourite people on my guest list

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By *thsinnerMan
3 weeks ago

belfast

Normally these things start with a million which is barely even worth considering.

A billion...that changes things...

Put the first 15 mil or so straight into my work and expand the workshop.

Next mil getting a bunch of head hunters looking for some good employees to launch about the next ten businesses, throw in an extra mill or two to speed up prototypes, launch platforms and marketing systems.

Hopefully in six months i'd have also found a place to launch my development site from, put 288-300 mill into that which would take about a year, based on prices estimated 5 ish years ago so it probably more like fucking 350 mil now...

Buy out an old marble quarry thats still got some good source in it for testing purposes.

In a few years throw a few mil into my ship design i've been working on only casually.

Take another say 4-5 mil to launch 6-8 anticancer healing centres around the uk, and 50mil on lawyers to fucking tear the nhs apart when they try to shut them down.

Get the official and untested lists of all healing foods that get sanctions on them because they are untested...Pay for all the testing. UK and USA.

Thats probably half of it gone..

Figure the rest out later...

Maybe try and find a small island to buy or mountain range that needs protection or something like that...

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By *osmicRobMan
3 weeks ago

Chorlton cum Hardy

Buy a plot of land by the beach and build a state of the art swinger club

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By *ornucopiaMan
3 weeks ago

Bexley

"Heading to the Caribbean!"

Great in the winter but I couldn't live with darkness at 6.30pm all year round...

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By *udandBryanCouple
3 weeks ago

Boston

Buying a brand new, 7.5 ton Luton van with tail lift.

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By *ornucopiaMan
3 weeks ago

Bexley

"Buying a brand new, 7.5 ton Luton van with tail lift. "

Reminds me a bit of Billy Fury buying his dad a shoe repair business!

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By *ypersoonMan
3 weeks ago

WHITCHURCH, Shropshire

Get a place of my own both to live & host sexual meets 😈

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
3 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

I've always wanted a string of oceanographic aquariums run by goons to house intercontinental ballistic missiles and to hold the world to ransom.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

Call my sister, both of us call work and resign, book a holiday somewhere fabulous to make our plans. Buy my Dad his dream home and car, and the best private healthcare, throw a big party, rescue all dogs from the dog meat trade, buy a villa in Ibiza.

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By *otstuff77Woman
3 weeks ago

Newtown

A horse first 🐎

Holiday 🏝

House 🏡

Car 🚘

Then probably left with nothing 😅

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By *am450Man
3 weeks ago

Sidcup/Bexley

Sort out family and friends, choose a few worthy charities. Attempt the previously pointless conversation with the Mrs again but with a fair amount of optimism this time. Take some time to decide on the future and what it could actually look like now.

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