FabSwingers.com forum: Riddle me this?!

By *ildCard2026 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

I go in dry and pink, but I come out wet and red. The longer I stay in, the stronger the sensation. I’m usually found in your mouth multiple times a day.

What am I?

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By *carlettsWoman
4 weeks ago

Harpenden

Fruit tea?

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By *ogerroger69Man
4 weeks ago

West Yorks

A strawberry Flump?

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By *ildCard2026 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

👍👍👍😁😁😁

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By *ildCard2026 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

What is six inches long, has a head on it, and every woman loves it?

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By *otopaxiMan
4 weeks ago

nostalgia

"What is six inches long, has a head on it, and every woman loves it? "

Rose? 🌹

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By *ildCard2026 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

Nope sorry that not it.

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By *ayBeeTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Winchester

"What is six inches long, has a head on it, and every woman loves it? "

Banknotes?

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By *ildCard2026 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

Correct well done 💵

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By *ayBeeTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Winchester

"Correct well done 💵"

Men loves it even more!? 😁

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By *ildCard2026 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

Your probably right there 😂

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 weeks ago

Leeds

No UK bank note is 6 inches long.

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By *ourpornfixMan
4 weeks ago

East Cheshire

I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 weeks ago

Leeds

A birthday cake candle ?

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By *ourpornfixMan
4 weeks ago

East Cheshire

Nope.

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By *ayBeeTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Winchester

"I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?

Gum ?

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By *ourpornfixMan
4 weeks ago

East Cheshire

"I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?

Gum ?"

You got it

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By *apua New GuineaMan
4 weeks ago

nearby

Whats pink and wrinkly and hangs out your trousers?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 weeks ago

Leeds

Bubble gum

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 weeks ago

Leeds

"Whats pink and wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? "

Grandma

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By *apua New GuineaMan
4 weeks ago

nearby

"Whats pink and wrinkly and hangs out your trousers?

Grandma "

All too easy

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

"No UK bank note is 6 inches long. "

It must be Fab currency.

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

"I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?

Grandma

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 weeks ago

Leeds

"I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?

Grandma"

I thought it was grandad

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By *ourpornfixMan
4 weeks ago

East Cheshire

"Bubble gum"

Correct. Brat food.

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

"I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?

Grandma

I thought it was grandad"

Or Trandma

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By *ayBeeTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Winchester

"Whats pink and wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? "

"Your mum?"

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

What’s long and hard when it’s young and soft and small when it’s old?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 weeks ago

Leeds

"I go in dry and pink, but I come out wet and red. The longer I stay in, the stronger the sensation. I’m usually found in your mouth multiple times a day.

What am I?"

A bitten penis ?

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By *ayBeeTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Winchester

"What’s long and hard when it’s young and soft and small when it’s old?"

Pencil?

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

"What’s long and hard when it’s young and soft and small when it’s old?

Pencil?"

Nope

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By *ayBeeTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Winchester

"What’s long and hard when it’s young and soft and small when it’s old?

Pencil?

Nope

Candle?

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

"What’s long and hard when it’s young and soft and small when it’s old?

Pencil?

Nope

Candle?"

Yes ! 🫡

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 weeks ago

Leeds

"What’s long and hard when it’s young and soft and small when it’s old?"

Izal toilet paper

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

"What’s long and hard when it’s young and soft and small when it’s old?

Izal toilet paper"

🤢🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, ch@kes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 weeks ago

Leeds

A tie

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

"A tie"

Nope

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By *ayBeeTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Winchester

"A tie

Nope"

Ohh seat belt?

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

"A tie

Nope

Ohh seat belt?"

Yes again 👏

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By *ayBeeTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Winchester

[Removed by poster at 27/03/26 08:57:54]

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 weeks ago

Leeds

"[seatbelt removed by poster at 27/03/26 08:57:54]"

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By *ayBeeTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Winchester

The more you take away,the bigger I get. What am I?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 weeks ago

Leeds

"The more you take away,the bigger I get. What am I?"

A hole

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By *ayBeeTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Winchester

"The more you take away,the bigger I get. What am I?

A hole"

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

"The more you take away,the bigger I get. What am I?

A-hole"

Rude Sally !

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 weeks ago

Leeds

A-hole

Rude Sally !"

Air hole ?

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By *hortieWoman
4 weeks ago

Northampton

What goes in soft, comes out hard and makes for a good morning?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 weeks ago

Leeds

Toast?

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By *hortieWoman
4 weeks ago

Northampton

"Toast?"

Correct 😁👍

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
4 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

"Toast?

Correct 😁👍"

Isn't it bread?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 weeks ago

Leeds

Isn't it bread? "

Yes you are correct

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By *hortieWoman
4 weeks ago

Northampton

"Toast?

Correct 😁👍

Isn't it bread? "

Yeah, but it's POETS day and I'm in a good mood

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

A-hole

Rude Sally !

Air hole ?"

Sometimes

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By *olo180Man
4 weeks ago

Greater London

What goes in dry, comes out wet and can produce a big load?

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

"What goes in dry, comes out wet and can produce a big load? "

An elephant taking a shower ?

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By *olo180Man
4 weeks ago

Greater London

"What goes in dry, comes out wet and can produce a big load?

An elephant taking a shower ?"

Haha no

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
4 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

"What goes in dry, comes out wet and can produce a big load? "

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By *olo180Man
4 weeks ago

Greater London

"What goes in dry, comes out wet and can produce a big load?

Me"

I said it wasn’t an elephant in the shower 🤣

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By *hortieWoman
4 weeks ago

Northampton

"What goes in dry, comes out wet and can produce a big load? "

Clothes washing?

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By *olo180Man
4 weeks ago

Greater London

"What goes in dry, comes out wet and can produce a big load?

Clothes washing?"

Laundry yes 👏🏻

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By *rettyboylloydMan
4 weeks ago

Manchester

What's brown n' hairy and very wet inside. It starts with a C, ends with a T and has U and N in the middle...???

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4 weeks ago

"What's brown n' hairy and very wet inside. It starts with a C, ends with a T and has U and N in the middle...???

A Country and Western Night

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By *rettyboylloydMan
4 weeks ago

Manchester

"What's brown n' hairy and very wet inside. It starts with a C, ends with a T and has U and N in the middle...???

A Country and Western Night"

Nope!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
4 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

"What's brown n' hairy and very wet inside. It starts with a C, ends with a T and has U and N in the middle...???

A coconut

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By *ockdownlickdownMan
4 weeks ago

paisley

"No UK bank note is 6 inches long. "
neither is any six inch penis 🤷‍♂️

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By *rettyboylloydMan
4 weeks ago

Manchester

"What's brown n' hairy and very wet inside. It starts with a C, ends with a T and has U and N in the middle...???

A coconut"

Yay!

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