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By *onin25 OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Durham

As I was sitting in traffic in Newcastle a couple of hours ago, a

out of the corner of my eye I saw a car on a slip road.

So what? I hear you ask. Well this car was different, about where the towbar would be, when a car has a towbar, I appreciate most don't, was not a towbar, but a penis.

A penis? I hear you say. Yes, a penis. Obviously, or maybe it isn't obvious, not a real penis, a big whopping dildo.

I'm sure you have many questions. Feel free to ask them, but, cards on the table, I probably don't have the answers but I'll do my best.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
4 weeks ago

Manchester

Is this like those men who fuck car exhausts but for women?

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By *mready67Man
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

I did hear Bonnie Blue was touring again

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By *reative-mindMan
4 weeks ago

Exeter

Do you have to declare it on the insurance?

Is it an MOT failure?

What radio station did you have on?

Ive to many questions to be honest.

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By *onin25 OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Durham


"Is this like those men who fuck car exhausts but for women? "

Possibly, or maybe a man uses it to fuck other cars with?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
4 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

😂😂 From the thread title, I initially thought that this was a new service provider 🫢🫢😂 (and I was about to switch to it post haste to!) 😜

Hmmm…I for one think that there should be more pricks stuck on cars….There’s more enough of them driving them after all 👍🏻

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By *onin25 OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Durham


"Do you have to declare it on the insurance?

Is it an MOT failure?

What radio station did you have on?

Ive to many questions to be honest. "

Yes, it would be a modification

Not as long as its properly secured

Capital FM

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By *infullyObedientWoman
4 weeks ago

Woodley

Well...thats something you dont see everyday 😜

Did you do a double take?

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By *verageHoesCouple
4 weeks ago

Bessacarr

What colour was it?

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By *hisIsMe58Man
4 weeks ago

Winchester

Brings a whole new meaning to joy riding.

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By *WB85Man
4 weeks ago

Staffordshire

On a trip to the Nurburgring a few years back we drove most of the way there with a suction dildo on the roof.

It was hilarious until we got pulled by border control for an inspection.

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By *reative-mindMan
4 weeks ago

Exeter


"Brings a whole new meaning to joy riding."

Wouldn't wana rear end them.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
4 weeks ago

Manchester


"Is this like those men who fuck car exhausts but for women?

Possibly, or maybe a man uses it to fuck other cars with? "

Beautiful mental images there

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By *onin25 OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Durham


"Well...thats something you dont see everyday 😜

Did you do a double take?"

Of course

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By *onin25 OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Durham


"What colour was it?"

It was a caucasian cock

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By *onin25 OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Durham


"Is this like those men who fuck car exhausts but for women?

Possibly, or maybe a man uses it to fuck other cars with?

Beautiful mental images there "

You're welcome

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
4 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

Is this anything to do with the towbar thread

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By *onin25 OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Durham


"Is this anything to do with the towbar thread "

Towbar thread?

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By *legantEnigmaWoman
4 weeks ago

South of the Watford Gap

Given that you were sitting in traffic were you tempted to nip over to the phallus in question and give it a grope?

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By *onin25 OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Durham


"Given that you were sitting in traffic were you tempted to nip over to the phallus in question and give it a grope? "

It was on a slip road and going too fast for me even to consider that

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
4 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"Is this anything to do with the towbar thread

Towbar thread?"

Oh it was a hilarious thread from a couple of years ago. Someone might be able to retrieve it

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Given that you were sitting in traffic were you tempted to nip over to the phallus in question and give it a grope?

It was on a slip road and going too fast for me even to consider that "

So no chance of slipping onto it?

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By *onin25 OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Durham


"Given that you were sitting in traffic were you tempted to nip over to the phallus in question and give it a grope?

It was on a slip road and going too fast for me even to consider that

So no chance of slipping onto it? "

No, but I would say given it's relative elevation to the ground it was probably the perfect height for reversing onto

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By *tannersMan
4 weeks ago

stanley

Admit it , you were actually in Consett not Newcastle

Dildo cars a daily occurrence up there 😂😂😂

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By *reative-mindMan
4 weeks ago

Exeter


"Admit it , you were actually in Consett not Newcastle

Dildo cars a daily occurrence up there 😂😂😂"

Are we close to this being a national treasure?

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By *onin25 OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Durham


"Admit it , you were actually in Consett not Newcastle

Dildo cars a daily occurrence up there 😂😂😂"

When was the last time you checked the rear of your car?

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By *tannersMan
4 weeks ago

stanley


"Admit it , you were actually in Consett not Newcastle

Dildo cars a daily occurrence up there 😂😂😂

When was the last time you checked the rear of your car? "

Just now, zero dildoes 😂😂😂

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By *hickthighs26Woman
4 weeks ago

your hotlist

Are all penises mobile?

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By *onin25 OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Durham


"Are all penises mobile?"

Arguably, but not all are part of a penismobile

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By *tormQueenWoman
4 weeks ago

Manchester


"As I was sitting in traffic in Newcastle a couple of hours ago, a

out of the corner of my eye I saw a car on a slip road.

So what? I hear you ask. Well this car was different, about where the towbar would be, when a car has a towbar, I appreciate most don't, was not a towbar, but a penis.

A penis? I hear you say. Yes, a penis. Obviously, or maybe it isn't obvious, not a real penis, a big whopping dildo.

I'm sure you have many questions. Feel free to ask them, but, cards on the table, I probably don't have the answers but I'll do my best. "

Did you get a picture 🤔

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By *onin25 OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Durham


"As I was sitting in traffic in Newcastle a couple of hours ago, a

out of the corner of my eye I saw a car on a slip road.

So what? I hear you ask. Well this car was different, about where the towbar would be, when a car has a towbar, I appreciate most don't, was not a towbar, but a penis.

A penis? I hear you say. Yes, a penis. Obviously, or maybe it isn't obvious, not a real penis, a big whopping dildo.

I'm sure you have many questions. Feel free to ask them, but, cards on the table, I probably don't have the answers but I'll do my best.

Did you get a picture 🤔"

I was at the wheel of a car, and whilst being stationary the engine was running so I still have to obey the laws of the road, plus I wasn't quick enough

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By *ingzMan
4 weeks ago

Liverpool

Brings new meaning to a hook up!

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