FabSwingers.com forum: Opener ideas

By (user no longer on site) OP
4 weeks ago

Hi, i was wondering if anyone has any ideas for an opener when messaging. Been trying to message, like how i would greet someone irl, and that like their profile. Anyone got anymore ideas

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By *oodmessMan
4 weeks ago

yumsville

Ey up, so I quite like the look of ya, an am thinking yd look gud over a coffee (table)

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By *kphooey43Man
4 weeks ago

Barnet

I can feel you staring at my profile from here!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
4 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Something to instantly grab their attention….

‘ARRGGHHH!!!’ - That should certainly do it me thinks 😇👍🏻

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By *eductiveSecretsWoman
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

Excuse me miss.. Have you run out of tampons because my fingers are free.

Sexy but practical.

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By *eroLondonMan
4 weeks ago

Mayfair

I've shared this before and I'll share it again, try this template:

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Dear Lådy / Madam / Siren / Maiden,

I have perused and ruminated over your rather splendid profile, and I feel that we align perfectly for shenanigans beyond our comprehension. I would like to apply herein with the kind anticipation of making your acquaintance. Please find attached a copy of my photograph for your delight and admiration, and in support of my application.

Yours faithfully,

{insert Fab name}.

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By *orthEastCouple69Couple
4 weeks ago

Darlington

Read their profile first for clues. For me clean shaved cock is a must

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By *quirt CatcherMan
4 weeks ago

Manchester

"Excuse me miss.. Have you run out of tampons because my fingers are free.

Sexy but practical."

Just tried this. Got blocked. Thanks 😂😂😂😂😅

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By *issmorganWoman
4 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Always read their bio op and refer to something you like in it.

That's what I prefer to get,rather than a cut and paste or hi.

Saying that, I always look at a Profile first, that determines if I'll read the message or not.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
4 weeks ago

Round the bend

Tbh i would probably reply to all of the above! 🤣🤣

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By *carlettsWoman
4 weeks ago

Harpenden

"I've shared this before and I'll share it again, try this template:

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Dear Lådy / Madam / Siren / Maiden,

Yours faithfully,

{insert Fab name}."

I feel this needs to be signed off by a quill feather pen

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By *kphooey43Man
4 weeks ago

Barnet

If you are less erudite than Nero, you can try this:

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Dear Madam / Muse / Enchantress / Marvel,

Having subjected your profile to an intense, scholarly analysis, I have concluded that we are mathematically destined for a delightful transgression of normalcy. I would like to formally apply for the position of your esteemed acquaintance and, quite possibly, partner in exquisite chaos. Please accept the attached likeness as a token of my sincere intentions (and a glimpse of the trouble you are in for).

Yours with profound intrigue,

{insert Fab name}.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
4 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

How about an Australian flavoured approach?

‘By crikey! That’s some cracking norks yer sporting there Sheila! Fair dinkum!’

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By *BW_BiWoman
4 weeks ago

BIRMINGHAM

"How about an Australian flavoured approach?

‘By crikey! That’s some cracking norks yer sporting there Sheila! Fair dinkum!’ "

“I’d put my shrimp in your Barbie” 😂

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By *aughtydealcoupleCouple
4 weeks ago

Walmer, Deal

As others have said pick a few things from there profiles and include them in messages is a good start

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By *rchie300Man
4 weeks ago

Hamworthy

Just ask them what if they “ Want one ?”…….. stastically speaking you’ll probably get told to fu*k off but ……you never know 😂

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By *ensuallover1000Man
4 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"How about an Australian flavoured approach?

‘By crikey! That’s some cracking norks yer sporting there Sheila! Fair dinkum!’

“I’d put my shrimp in your Barbie” 😂"

😂😂😂 ‘I’d dip me didgeridoo in yer billabong.’

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By *BW_BiWoman
4 weeks ago

BIRMINGHAM

"How about an Australian flavoured approach?

‘By crikey! That’s some cracking norks yer sporting there Sheila! Fair dinkum!’

“I’d put my shrimp in your Barbie” 😂

😂😂😂 ‘I’d dip me didgeridoo in yer billabong.’ "

“I’d Tim tam slam you on to the bed” 😂

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
4 weeks ago

Leeds

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Come sit on my face

& I'll tongue fuck you.

Works every time.

Mrs

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By *ensuallover1000Man
4 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"How about an Australian flavoured approach?

‘By crikey! That’s some cracking norks yer sporting there Sheila! Fair dinkum!’

“I’d put my shrimp in your Barbie” 😂

😂😂😂 ‘I’d dip me didgeridoo in yer billabong.’

“I’d Tim tam slam you on to the bed” 😂"

😂😂 ‘Ripper!’

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By *hickthighs26Woman
4 weeks ago

your hotlist

Fancy a bum?

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By *agic.MMan
4 weeks ago

Orpington

"Fancy a bum? "

I have one

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By *rightonsteveMan
4 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Hi, i was wondering if anyone has any ideas for an opener when messaging. Been trying to message, like how i would greet someone irl, and that like their profile. Anyone got anymore ideas"

I always say

GIZZASHAGYABITCH

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By *earditallWoman
4 weeks ago

Lancaster

"Excuse me miss.. Have you run out of tampons because my fingers are free.

Sexy but practical."

This made me really chuckle

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By *earditallWoman
4 weeks ago

Lancaster

What time does the number 6a bus leave the station.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
4 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

I once tried....

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"Fishing for a reply"

...that worked!

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By *tannersMan
4 weeks ago

stanley

I find , hey I’m Stanners, fancy a fuck? works most of the time.

Seriously though there is no silver bullet. Glean what you can from their profile and write something bespoke combining that and your unique selling points.

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
4 weeks ago

Chester

Read the person's profile, comment on something personal to them and be yourself, no point trying to be someone you're not

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By *xydadbodMan
4 weeks ago

towcester

"Excuse me miss.. Have you run out of tampons because my fingers are free.

Sexy but practical."

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 spat out my water reading that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *ynamicnatureMan
4 weeks ago

Doncaster

Maybe you could try this OP,

Do you fuck on first dates?

Does your dad own a brewery?

Could I feel your tits?

Or would you show them to me?

If the answer is no the questions above, be a good sport and give the name of a girlfriend that does. 😁

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
4 weeks ago

Chester

"Excuse me miss.. Have you run out of tampons because my fingers are free.

Sexy but practical.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 spat out my water reading that 🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Water??!!!! Liar! 😂

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By *cLovin2Man
4 weeks ago

London

"Ey up, so I quite like the look of ya, an am thinking yd look gud over a coffee (table)"

Face down presumably... 😂

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By *exxyyDy11Man
4 weeks ago

North West

Hiya love want to see my cock? Usually works for me.

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By *cLovin2Man
4 weeks ago

London

"How about an Australian flavoured approach?

‘By crikey! That’s some cracking norks yer sporting there Sheila! Fair dinkum!’

“I’d put my shrimp in your Barbie” 😂"

Mind if I stick my sausage in there too...

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By *onin25Man
4 weeks ago

Durham

A message in a 60s beat poetry style, it'll make you stand out and appear cultured

Woman... you're hot

I like... your bot

You make... my cock

Hard as... a rock

Do you... have space

To sit... on my face

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By *cLovin2Man
4 weeks ago

London

"Fancy a bum? "

Yes madam, yours...😉

No sooner are you back, back to the anal jokes for someone who *cough* doesn't engage in anal *cough*

😘

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By *ermite12ukMan
4 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

"Ey up, so I quite like the look of ya, an am thinking yd look gud over a coffee (table)"

A variation on the above: 'I'm thinking that your like my little toe.'

'What, cute, pink and tiny?'

'Nope. I'm going to come back from the pub this evening, and bang you on the coffee table.'

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By *cLovin2Man
4 weeks ago

London

"Read the person's profile, comment on something personal to them and be yourself, no point trying to be someone you're not "

🤦🏽‍♂️ Can't I be someone else for once?

I'm always me...

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By *ex HolesMan
4 weeks ago

Up North

Breathe in when taking a dick pic

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By *obilebottomMan
4 weeks ago

All over

'Do you come here often?'

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By *cLovin2Man
4 weeks ago

London

Hey Baby, wanna slide down my pole like Batman? works for me...

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