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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's a term I use for soothing my mind and I have a number of things I do.

What do you do?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

make a list..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rub my ear lobes (despite the fact I have spacers) and say woooosaaaaa

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Rub my ear lobes (despite the fact I have spacers) and say woooosaaaaa

"

What's a spacer?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"make a list.."

I hadn't thought of list making but you're right...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mere phrase mental masturbation screams at me to lower the tone of this thread

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"make a list..

I hadn't thought of list making but you're right..."

very hot and strong cuppa, bit of paper and a pencil..

take 10 min to jot down in order etc, time you've done it all sorted..

crack on..

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The mere phrase mental masturbation screams at me to lower the tone of this thread "

It's Fab and the forum, threads go their own way.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

I am really sad I do mental run thou and reruns. Never quite mastered the switching off since moving to midlands, I used to swim or surf to redirect my mind

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I imagine myself walsking along the Seine river in Paris, accompanied by a lovely and tall English woman. Her hair is aupburn and her shin is a white as milk...with a few random freccles I can kisss!

She stops near a bookseller and find a copy of 'forbidden laisons'. I buy it for her and we conitue our walk, slowly, leisurely, hand in hand...we end up at Les Jardin du Luxembourg and there are chilren playng in the fountain....f**k I want to get her top wet and see those nipples pierce the muslim fabric.........................

F**k why di I have to wake up?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I imagine myself walsking along the Seine river in Paris, accompanied by a lovely and tall English woman. Her hair is aupburn and her shin is a white as milk...with a few random freccles I can kisss!

She stops near a bookseller and find a copy of 'forbidden laisons'. I buy it for her and we conitue our walk, slowly, leisurely, hand in hand...we end up at Les Jardin du Luxembourg and there are chilren playng in the fountain....f**k I want to get her top wet and see those nipples pierce the muslim fabric.........................

F**k why di I have to wake up? "

I don't think Islamic fabric is supposed to be used in that way.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I am really sad I do mental run thou and reruns. Never quite mastered the switching off since moving to midlands, I used to swim or surf to redirect my mind"

Not as mental but I always think your posts about making bread have that element of mental masturbation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rub my ear lobes (despite the fact I have spacers) and say woooosaaaaa

What's a spacer?"

A stretcher or flesh tunnel.

Commonly seen in the alternative music scene ( holes in ears)

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"I am really sad I do mental run thou and reruns. Never quite mastered the switching off since moving to midlands, I used to swim or surf to redirect my mind

Not as mental but I always think your posts about making bread have that element of mental masturbation."

You might be right there never thought of it like that, well I learnt something about myself

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Rub my ear lobes (despite the fact I have spacers) and say woooosaaaaa

What's a spacer?

A stretcher or flesh tunnel.

Commonly seen in the alternative music scene ( holes in ears) "

Oh! Those. I find them a bit scary but then I don't even have pierced ears. Rubbing lobes is supposed to be calming.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"Rub my ear lobes (despite the fact I have spacers) and say woooosaaaaa

What's a spacer?

A stretcher or flesh tunnel.

Commonly seen in the alternative music scene ( holes in ears)

Oh! Those. I find them a bit scary but then I don't even have pierced ears. Rubbing lobes is supposed to be calming."

Seem to recall it releases some chemical in your brain

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I imagine myself walsking along the Seine river in Paris, accompanied by a lovely and tall English woman. Her hair is aupburn and her shin is a white as milk...with a few random freccles I can kisss!

She stops near a bookseller and find a copy of 'forbidden laisons'. I buy it for her and we conitue our walk, slowly, leisurely, hand in hand...we end up at Les Jardin du Luxembourg and there are chilren playng in the fountain....f**k I want to get her top wet and see those nipples pierce the muslim fabric.........................

F**k why di I have to wake up?

I don't think Islamic fabric is supposed to be used in that way. "

Feck I messed up again...but those ladies are so soft and sensual...may it is meant to be used in that way...otherwise should it have been mouseeline?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Shop.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I imagine myself walsking along the Seine river in Paris, accompanied by a lovely and tall English woman. Her hair is aupburn and her shin is a white as milk...with a few random freccles I can kisss!

She stops near a bookseller and find a copy of 'forbidden laisons'. I buy it for her and we conitue our walk, slowly, leisurely, hand in hand...we end up at Les Jardin du Luxembourg and there are chilren playng in the fountain....f**k I want to get her top wet and see those nipples pierce the muslim fabric.........................

F**k why di I have to wake up?

I don't think Islamic fabric is supposed to be used in that way.

Feck I messed up again...but those ladies are so soft and sensual...may it is meant to be used in that way...otherwise should it have been mouseeline?"

Muslin - mousseline is a very fine muslin.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I imagine myself walsking along the Seine river in Paris, accompanied by a lovely and tall English woman. Her hair is aupburn and her shin is a white as milk...with a few random freccles I can kisss!

She stops near a bookseller and find a copy of 'forbidden laisons'. I buy it for her and we conitue our walk, slowly, leisurely, hand in hand...we end up at Les Jardin du Luxembourg and there are chilren playng in the fountain....f**k I want to get her top wet and see those nipples pierce the muslim fabric.........................

F**k why di I have to wake up?

I don't think Islamic fabric is supposed to be used in that way.

Feck I messed up again...but those ladies are so soft and sensual...may it is meant to be used in that way...otherwise should it have been mouseeline?

Muslin - mousseline is a very fine muslin."

It is so frustrating that I cannot reproduce in words how much a dirty giggle I just had reading that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rub my ear lobes (despite the fact I have spacers) and say woooosaaaaa

What's a spacer?

A stretcher or flesh tunnel.

Commonly seen in the alternative music scene ( holes in ears)

Oh! Those. I find them a bit scary but then I don't even have pierced ears. Rubbing lobes is supposed to be calming.

Seem to recall it releases some chemical in your brain"

They can look intimidating if your not used to them

I don't know why it's calming I seem to recall it from bad boys 2 lolx

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Rub my ear lobes (despite the fact I have spacers) and say woooosaaaaa

"

Bad boys 2 fan?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Gives me friction burns on the brain if I do it too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is mental masturbation when you wank whilst break dancing like a BSE infected cow?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is mental masturbation when you wank whilst break dancing like a BSE infected cow? "

If that's what works for you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is mental masturbation when you wank whilst break dancing like a BSE infected cow? "

Oi who told you I danced like that

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