FabSwingers.com forum: Imaginative Profanity

By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I am a lover of swearing. But other than stringing expletetives together I'm not very imaginative.

One of my favourites recently was hearing someone use 'fucktard'.

What's your favourite imaginative profanity?

Ps, if you don't like swearing click off now as some posts may offend you.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Winnets!

Great big wobbly dangly bits.

Shitbuggerarseholes (my granny's favourite).

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I love the word fucktard!!

Can't think of any particularly inventive ones off the top of my head tho x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't say as it uses the ' C' word and usually it offends someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too much "fuckery"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been known to make whole sentences from swears. One of my favourites is.

Fuck of you shitty arsed cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calling someone a cunting cunty cunt is also quite pleasing.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I can't say as it uses the ' C' word and usually it offends someone

There is a disclaimer in the header. Swear away.

Oh, and for the eagle eyed there's a spelling mistake too.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"I have been known to make whole sentences from swears. One of my favourites is.

Fuck of you shitty arsed cunt. "

Which explains why you lost your job as a Gynaecologist

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I can't say as it uses the ' C' word and usually it offends someone

There is a disclaimer in the header. Swear away.

Oh, and for the eagle eyed there's a spelling mistake too.

I think it sounds better that way tbh

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By *mall_worldMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Kinell

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I can't say as it uses the ' C' word and usually it offends someone

There is a disclaimer in the header. Swear away.

Oh, and for the eagle eyed there's a spelling mistake too.

I think it sounds better that way tbh

I got a bit carried away!! LOL

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I can't say as it uses the ' C' word and usually it offends someone

There is a disclaimer in the header. Swear away.

Oh, and for the eagle eyed there's a spelling mistake too.

I think it sounds better that way tbh

I got a bit carried away!! LOL"

Its like trying to stop spelling bananananana.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bitch is a bitch

So if I'm poor or rich

I talk in the exact same pitch

Now, the title bitch don't apply to all women

But all women have a little bitch in 'em.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckingbastardingthing said whilst hitting my printer quite often.

fuckerydoodah

and cuntybollox

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I can't say as it uses the ' C' word and usually it offends someone

There is a disclaimer in the header. Swear away.

Oh, and for the eagle eyed there's a spelling mistake too.

I think it sounds better that way tbh

I got a bit carried away!! LOL

Its like trying to stop spelling bananananana."

LOL Nanny Ogg in Witches Abroad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clusterfuck- the art of fucking up multiple people/things with a single action......usually has something to do with senior management

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I can't say as it uses the ' C' word and usually it offends someone

There is a disclaimer in the header. Swear away.

Oh, and for the eagle eyed there's a spelling mistake too.

I think it sounds better that way tbh

I got a bit carried away!! LOL

Its like trying to stop spelling bananananana.

LOL Nanny Ogg in Witches Abroad!"

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Clusterfuck- the art of fucking up multiple people/things with a single action......usually has something to do with senior management

Ooh yes!! I'm nicking that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuckingbastardingthing said whilst hitting my printer quite often.

fuckerydoodah

and cuntybollox"

Cuntybollox is a great one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking nonod. Someone who thinks he's funny but he's NOt NODdy, hence nonod.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Fuckingbastardingthing said whilst hitting my printer quite often.

fuckerydoodah

and cuntybollox

Cuntybollox is a great one. "

Yup agree.

So, thus far I've pinched fucktard, and will be stealing clusterfuck and cuntybollox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to work at a place where the boss was generally known as "old bollock chops" due to the amount of cock he used to talk

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

fuckwit (someone whos stupid)

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

Cuntyfuckingfuckit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Calling someone a cunting cunty cunt is also quite pleasing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TwattyMcCuntFace....is a personal favourite of mine

MissD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat bag

Spunk bubble

Split arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TwattyMcCuntFace....is a personal favourite of mine

MissD

Hahahaha I love this !!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

"TwattyMcCuntFace....is a personal favourite of mine

MissD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TwattyMcCuntFace....is a personal favourite of mine

MissD

Hahahaha I love this !!!!!!!!!!!!

It is a stroke of genius glad you like.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Twat bag

Spunk bubble

Split arse"

That's just reminded me of an old neighbour who used to call his wife 'flat dick'.

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

Cuntlugged wankstain .......

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Thundercunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wank stain was a fav of mine.til i heard cuntshit.bell end is my new fav tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thundercunt"

This actually made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How could i forget my favourite term of endearment for a few people i know

Twathead i love it but i have to be careful as when my lil un was about 5 we were on a busy train and one of the lads was annoying her by pinching a toy and keeping it out of her reach...she got so mad and screamed twathead at him at the top of her lungs...my mother was furious and the lilun looked at her and said matter of factly "mum says it all the time" i didn't realise i do and the kids had picked it up...so i am more careful these days

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Used to love the TV programme bottom.

They used to say 'fuckingcuntybollocks'

a fair bit x

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Used to work at a place where the boss was generally known as "old bollock chops" due to the amount of cock he used to talk "

My boss is known as Bollock chops, the boy blunder.

I like some of the inventive, non repetitive, longer insults.

"he was a syphilitic goat fucker with a cock like a weiner willy with warts, his mother should have stuck to anal sex on the night of his misbegotten conception and saved the world from such a bollock brained fuckwit of a fucktatded, fucked up fucker."

Alteration is good too

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

"Thundercunt"

CJT. ... cock juggling thundercunt

Twassock.... twat and pillock

Twonk. .... twat and plonker (and in some cases wanker)

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By *amie0151Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

Does 'blithering nincompoop' count...?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Spaceman.

Sounds innocuous enough, doesnt it?

But the full sentence is "I wish, on the night of your conception, that your dad had pulled out, and shot you into space, man!"

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County

[Removed by poster at 11/06/13 20:16:34]

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Shitting Bollocks

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Another one that myself and a friend both lay claim to was this gem, which was in response to us getting our heads together when challenged to come up with the best insult.... without using swearwords.

"You wern't brought up, you were a rancid throatful of vulture phlegm, that was gobbed onto a gatepost, and hatched in the sun".

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Wankstain is my current favourite.

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By *hoe_nixCouple
over a year ago

leeds

pissballs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of creature bore you? Was it some kind of bat? They can't think of a good word for you .... I can ... TWAT

JCC.

Love that word ... and the proper version of Chickentown ... every second word 'fucking'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock-womble is a favourite of mine

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

"What kind of creature bore you? Was it some kind of bat? They can't think of a good word for you .... I can ... TWAT

JCC.

Love that word ... and the proper version of Chickentown ... every second word 'fucking' "

John Cooper-Clarke is a legend....

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I use cock jockey ,,, for people that drive badly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/06/13 21:40:22]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use twunt sometimes the twat, cunt cheeky combo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking prick !! Simple and to the point and you can really emphasise both words for extra effectiveness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuckingbastardingthing said whilst hitting my printer quite often.

fuckerydoodah

and cuntybollox

Cuntybollox is a great one. "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Since I drove past it last year I know use Ecclefechan.

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By *uriouscouple34Couple
over a year ago

sunderland

My hubbys favourite is bag of wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What kind of creature bore you? Was it some kind of bat? They can't think of a good word for you .... I can ... TWAT

JCC.

Love that word ... and the proper version of Chickentown ... every second word 'fucking'

John Cooper-Clarke is a legend....

Absofuckinglutely ! ... his stuff should be on the school syllabus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckadoodledoo and twunt and my favourites! Missy

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I have been know to use "shit damn fuck bollocks" occasionally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asshat.

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows

"An exponent of the ancient and noble art of self abuse"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Rude Kid sketches in Viz were always good for profanities.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I dont think anyone has mentioned it but I read it in another thread...sorry for stealing it from the originator but I absolutely love to see the puzzled face of someone I call a:

TWUNT (twat + Cunt)

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Twunt

Cockwallet

Arsehamster

Cunty wankflaps!

Shitbiscuits

Fuckety fuck-fuck

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"I use twunt sometimes the twat, cunt cheeky combo

You got beat, bambiboobies

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I use twunt sometimes the twat, cunt cheeky combo

You got beat, bambiboobies "

Damn! f**kety f**k and triple helping of s**t....always too slow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't u fuck the fuck off is one of mine and I just love bollocks as its such a deep and woody word. My aunti always said when shocked, well shunt my trucks which isn't bad just funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wankstain

Knob Jockey

Fucktard...

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By *antyfetishTV/TS
over a year ago

Collooney/Sligo/Dublin

"I have been known to make whole sentences from swears. One of my favourites is.

Fuck of you shitty arsed cunt.

Which explains why you lost your job as a Gynaecologist

i have to hand that to you..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have used "piss off, floppycock" to someone who hyjacked his wifes moderator account to rewrite my profile on another site- rotten b'stard

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there

"Asshat."

Dammit, beaten to it.

I like to use No-talent arse clown too.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Your mama! (well in French its quite rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite is vulvatron, someone who can't even get been a cunt right and so is a pale man made version of one

Other ones that fall out of my mouth in fits of anger are piss sniffing arse face, dogs knob, and dog wanker

For example your driving like a piss sniffing arse face you giant dog wanking vulvatron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

knobjockey.. fuck knuckle.. fart knocker.. dick splash..

fucking fuck the fuck off you fucking fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bolloxian Fuckmug

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