FabSwingers.com forum: Japanese Toilets

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
14 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Wow! How amazing are they, eh?

Has anyone here got one?

Used one?

Want one?

Please share all your heartwarming experiences of sitting on one here 👍🏻👍🏻

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By *elloWoman
14 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"Wow! How amazing are they, eh?

Has anyone here got one?

Used one?

Want one?

Please share all your heartwarming experiences of sitting on one here 👍🏻👍🏻

Going to Japan in October and the first thing I'm doing is going to the king of kings throne room

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By *onin25Man
14 weeks ago

Durham

Not used one, but I know a few people who've been to Japan and they all rave about the toilets. One is even looking into getting one

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By *eroLondonMan
14 weeks ago

Mayfair

Am I missing something here? One enters, defecates, flush, wash hands and then departs.

I didn't know one had to be a 'bon vivant' or a connoisseur of latrines and water closets. 🚾🚻

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
14 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Wow! How amazing are they, eh?

Has anyone here got one?

Used one?

Want one?

Please share all your heartwarming experiences of sitting on one here 👍🏻👍🏻

Going to Japan in October and the first thing I'm doing is going to the king of kings throne room "

😍😍 That’s the spirit! May any subsequent ‘movements’ be glorious enough that you will sing proud songs of the wondrous experience for years to come 😜👍🏻👍🏻

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
14 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Not used one, but I know a few people who've been to Japan and they all rave about the toilets. One is even looking into getting one "

I’ve been studying them online and am amazed by the technology; I so want one 😍😍

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
14 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Am I missing something here? One enters, defecates, flush, wash hands and then departs.

I didn't know one had to be a 'bon vivant' or a connoisseur of latrines and water closets. 🚾🚻"

Oooo they’re amazing things; the Lamborghini of toilets in effect. Heated seats, self flushing, warm water spraying, drying and self deodorizing.

Some even have LED lights on 😍😍

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14 weeks ago

"Am I missing something here? One enters, defecates, flush, wash hands and then departs.

I didn't know one had to be a 'bon vivant' or a connoisseur of latrines and water closets. 🚾🚻

Oooo they’re amazing things; the Lamborghini of toilets in effect. Heated seats, self flushing, warm water spraying, drying and self deodorizing.

Some even have LED lights on 😍😍"

Not just the seated toilets either. Some urinals have LCD screens with games you can play, using your pee as a control.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
14 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Am I missing something here? One enters, defecates, flush, wash hands and then departs.

I didn't know one had to be a 'bon vivant' or a connoisseur of latrines and water closets. 🚾🚻

Oooo they’re amazing things; the Lamborghini of toilets in effect. Heated seats, self flushing, warm water spraying, drying and self deodorizing.

Some even have LED lights on 😍😍

Not just the seated toilets either. Some urinals have LCD screens with games you can play, using your pee as a control."

😂😂 For real? I absolutely MUST find (and play on) one of these! 😁😁

I can just imagine it….Call Of Duty Urinal Edition. My god - that would be amazing! 😂😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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By *heekymattMan
14 weeks ago

Walsall

"Am I missing something here? One enters, defecates, flush, wash hands and then departs.

I didn't know one had to be a 'bon vivant' or a connoisseur of latrines and water closets. 🚾🚻

Oooo they’re amazing things; the Lamborghini of toilets in effect. Heated seats, self flushing, warm water spraying, drying and self deodorizing.

Some even have LED lights on 😍😍"

The lengths some people go to just to get men to sit down so we don't miss!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
14 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Am I missing something here? One enters, defecates, flush, wash hands and then departs.

I didn't know one had to be a 'bon vivant' or a connoisseur of latrines and water closets. 🚾🚻

Oooo they’re amazing things; the Lamborghini of toilets in effect. Heated seats, self flushing, warm water spraying, drying and self deodorizing.

Some even have LED lights on 😍😍

The lengths some people go to just to get men to sit down so we don't miss!"

😂😂😂

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
14 weeks ago

North West

Our friends have one and it comes with a remote control. As I discovered when she activated the sprinkler washer arm while I was mid pee! 🤣

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By *omeotherguyMan
14 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

A lady who.works for me worked in Japan for several years, and raves about their toilets!

I was thinking of buying one here.

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By *arkylad1981Man
14 weeks ago

Havant

"Am I missing something here? One enters, defecates, flush, wash hands and then departs.

I didn't know one had to be a 'bon vivant' or a connoisseur of latrines and water closets. 🚾🚻

Oooo they’re amazing things; the

Lamborghini of toilets in effect. Heated seats, self flushing, warm water spraying, drying and self deodorizing.

Some even have LED lights on 😍😍"
sounds like I'm still shitting in medieval times

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By *ick MastersMan
14 weeks ago

Birmingham

Used one in Korea, best shit public I ever had.

Can’t wait till may when I go to Japan in may.

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By * L RipleyWoman
14 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

"Wow! How amazing are they, eh?

Has anyone here got one?

Used one?

Want one?

Please share all your heartwarming experiences of sitting on one here 👍🏻👍🏻

Surely those would be "arsewarming" experiences?

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By *d mirerMan
14 weeks ago

lost

I believe they are known as Joylets

Due the lack of interaction one requires with one’s own bumhole

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Do they clean themselves also? As I fucking hate cleaning/bleaching the bog and no matter how much I demand the boy do it he refuses

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By *oelMan
14 weeks ago

Midlands, London, Brussels

"Wow! How amazing are they, eh?

Has anyone here got one?

Used one?

Want one?

Please share all your heartwarming experiences of sitting on one here 👍🏻👍🏻

Stayed in a very nice hotel in London that had them, was a huge suprise sitting down

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
14 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Do they clean themselves also? As I fucking hate cleaning/bleaching the bog and no matter how much I demand the boy do it he refuses "

Apparently some models do indeed clean themselves 😍😍 Utilising both water and UV light no less. The toilet has suddenly evolved 😃😃👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

"Do they clean themselves also? As I fucking hate cleaning/bleaching the bog and no matter how much I demand the boy do it he refuses

Apparently some models do indeed clean themselves 😍😍 Utilising both water and UV light no less. The toilet has suddenly evolved 😃😃👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻"

That’s great ha want one now

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By *odgerMooreMan
14 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

"Am I missing something here? One enters, defecates, flush, wash hands and then departs.

I didn't know one had to be a 'bon vivant' or a connoisseur of latrines and water closets. 🚾🚻

Oooo they’re amazing things; the Lamborghini of toilets in effect. Heated seats, self flushing, warm water spraying, drying and self deodorizing.

Some even have LED lights on 😍😍"

If it doesn’t play a klaxon and repeat’ warning…warning… unexpected item in the logging area’. Its shit and im not interested!!

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
14 weeks ago

Bot Farm

I studied in Japan when young. They were all Toto brand and warm to the touch. More bottoms than Starship Enterprise also. I realised that the water flushed in the opposite direction. I thought it was due to natural forces but it's a myth, just a Japanese engineer's design.

That's all I have to say on the matter

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
14 weeks ago

Stratford upon Avon

I live on a narrowboat and have a chemical cassette toilet that I have to empty every few days .. the Japanese loo seems like a million miles away from what I've got lol

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By *ungle VIP 1Man
14 weeks ago

colchester

Cant beat them, had some great ones in Thailand and bali, heated seat would be a dream over here

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
14 weeks ago

Willenhall

I'd be too scared to use one on a Saturday morning after a Friday night spent eating vindaloo or phal washed down with copious amounts of alcohol.

I'd be half expecting to press the wrong button only to unintentionally discover it has a built-in ejection seat function.

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By *ideboy7.5Man
14 weeks ago

Bristol

Having been to Japan I would love one, definitely the cleanest solution

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By *amsoonMan
8 weeks ago

Stornoway

Just bought a new one here on eBay for £113. Saves having to send the wife to warm the seat up for me. Washes rear and front, then blows me dry.

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By *hugwelMan
8 weeks ago

Jersey

Many Japanese toilets are a squat type like used in France don't get excited too.much about Toto.

Only certain class of people have them

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By *acktopervMan
8 weeks ago

Stourport-On-Severn

Thomas Crapper would be turning in his bowl if he knew how far his invention had come

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