FabSwingers.com forum: Things not to say in a meet

By *eddyboy972 OP Man
7 weeks ago

Birmingham

Let’s have some fun with this one, so things not to say when in a meet

I’ll kick off with okay is your sister in too?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
7 weeks ago

Round the bend

Your dad was better

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By *earditallWoman
7 weeks ago

Lancaster

You look like your dad

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By *issmorganWoman
7 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Is that it?

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
7 weeks ago

Norwich

These ankle tags don’t half itch

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By *hesubtlegentMan
7 weeks ago

surrey

What did you say your name was?..

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
7 weeks ago

Round the bend

Don't worry. Ive got some cream for the rash

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By *ools and the brainCouple
7 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Gotcha "

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By *ineteen89Man
7 weeks ago

Swindon

“Cash or card?”

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By *issmorganWoman
7 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Sorry got to dash, my next meet will be waiting for me.

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By *od ThrusterMan
7 weeks ago

Newport Pagnell

"What's that funny smell?"

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Motherwell

Would you like to meet my 🐴, true story... Fab life, never dull lol, needless to say I declined his offer and blocked him Mx

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By *oldmilkMan
7 weeks ago

Trouble, apparently…

Well you’re worth combing my pubes for….

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By *d mirerMan
7 weeks ago

lost

Don’t worry about it being bright red

It’s only because of the itching

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By *oldmilkMan
7 weeks ago

Trouble, apparently…

I expected less chest hair…

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
7 weeks ago

Round the bend

Is it up yet

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By *ew2buryMan
7 weeks ago

Newbury

I recognise those people

*Pointing at family pic*

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By *mready67Man
7 weeks ago

Glasgow

Is it in yet

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
7 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

Take a deep breath and smell my handkerchief.

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By *imMcSilverMan
7 weeks ago

Edinburgh, East Lothian and Borders

Why did you change your phone number and when did you move house?

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By *luerooMan
7 weeks ago

Bridgwater

didn't i see you in the clap clinic last week ?

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By *eturninggentph1Man
7 weeks ago

Perth

You look different through binoculars

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By *lirtymr_mrsCouple
7 weeks ago

Stockton-on-Tees

My wife will be here in an hour, she just wanted me to check you both out first, make sure you weren't time wasters...

... Do you fancy a quick fuck before she gets here?

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By *eddyboy972 OP Man
7 weeks ago

Birmingham

lol any more……

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By *oldmilkMan
7 weeks ago

Trouble, apparently…

Does my cock look big in this?

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By *ebauchayMan
7 weeks ago

swindon

Would you like to see my Dumbo impersonation?

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By *D IrishMan
7 weeks ago

Dublin / N..Tipperary

I got my last meet pregnant

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By *etwife8230Couple
7 weeks ago

Newport

Well that's disappointing

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By *RWoodyCouple
7 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

"Didn't you date my daughter a while back?" 😳

😂😂

J x

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By *tu.xMan
7 weeks ago

around

Can you smell chloroform

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
7 weeks ago

Round the bend

You look 20 years older than your pics

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
7 weeks ago

Chester

So who were you again. I've been chatting to that many people off FAB 🤷🏼

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By *lipmeuk11Man
7 weeks ago

Swansea

Oh hi, I didn’t know she was bringing her mum

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By *lipy123TV/TS
7 weeks ago

Birmingham

You'l do

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By *ravelling TogMan
7 weeks ago

Visiting

I've brought some pringles if you fancy a quick snack

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By *ustus5555Woman
7 weeks ago

Nottingham

Oh ! That's not what it looked like in the pics

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By *appy-go- luckyMan
7 weeks ago

pothole city

At least your sister didn't just lay there.

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By *oldmilkMan
7 weeks ago

Trouble, apparently…

Does being a vegan mean you don’t swallow?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
7 weeks ago

Leeds

Would you mind stepping into the back of this van ?

The mr

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By *pthillMan
7 weeks ago

st shithole

Ive got a knife

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By *inWithLZCouple
7 weeks ago

Bradford

Saw you on the school run. Our kids go to the same school. 😬

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By *ebauchayMan
7 weeks ago

swindon

"Saw you on the school run. Our kids go to the same school. 😬"

Aren’t you my child’s teacher?

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By *inWithLZCouple
7 weeks ago

Bradford

"Saw you on the school run. Our kids go to the same school. 😬

Aren’t you my child’s teacher?"

No, but I am the disciplinary. 🥴

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By *anderingArtistMan
7 weeks ago

an abstract world

So anyway, there I was on all fours with 3 ping pong balls up my arse and I sneezed. Long story short, she lost 2 front teeth and I had to pay for dental as well as her hourly rate.

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By *kphooey43Man
7 weeks ago

Barnet

Yes it is actually a gun in my pocket

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By *ilverFoxLovesOralMan
7 weeks ago

Bath

You kiss like mum.

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By *kphooey43Man
7 weeks ago

Barnet

Where should I put my dentures?

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By *he Silver FuxMan
7 weeks ago

Utero

“I’m sorry it’s so small and I came before I took my pants off… You’re still going to vote Reform UK though right?”

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By *kphooey43Man
7 weeks ago

Barnet

Did you know the ceiling needs painting?

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
7 weeks ago

Bristol

Cash ok? Or do you accept card?

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By *eddyboy972 OP Man
7 weeks ago

Birmingham

Is that tine I thought it was at least Tuesday

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By *oldmilkMan
7 weeks ago

Trouble, apparently…

Can you give me a veri? This other woman I fancy won’t message anyone if I don’t have veris.

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By *eddyboy972 OP Man
7 weeks ago

Birmingham

Oh that’s your mum I can see who got the looks then

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By *eddyboy972 OP Man
7 weeks ago

Birmingham

Got any ID?

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By *urious8240Man
7 weeks ago

Ammanford

He identifies as 9" 😉

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By *eturninggentph1Man
9 hours ago

Perth

I love dogs too, but only bitches, im not gay.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
9 hours ago

Round the bend

I think it's carrot, the last bloke was sick when he licked it!

Mr 🐺

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By *hinstrapMan
9 hours ago

sheffield

You don't sweat much for a fat lass

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 hours ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds

This all feels like a challenging wank with a very big hand.

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By *partharmonyCouple
9 hours ago

Tonbridge

You remind me of of girl I met with my old friend Rolf.

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By *rknight4everMan
9 hours ago

Banbridge

The itching doesn't last too long and the cream helps

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By *oeevMan
8 hours ago

Worthing

Do you mind if I wipe my cock clean on the curtains?

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By *hunky GentMan
8 hours ago

Bedford

Is your sister joining us?

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By *esirableencountersMan
6 hours ago

NorthEast

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By *esirableencountersMan
6 hours ago

NorthEast

Nice to meet you both in the flesh but I thought I was meeting you and your wife, not you and your mother

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By *ontyboi76Man
6 hours ago

Pontypridd

How's your mother

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